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jackyoulike
post Oct 26 2006, 07:14 PM
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So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it?
I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life.
No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after.
Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack?
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wickedweasel
post Oct 26 2006, 07:37 PM
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A good lookin guy with a good attitude and a big cock!!
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evade20
post Oct 26 2006, 08:28 PM
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A good lookin guy with a good attitude and a big cock!!
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A gorgeous babe like wicked with a sassy attitude and a great bod... :2thumbsup: :kisses:
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bondiguy
post Oct 28 2006, 02:48 AM
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QUOTE(jackyoulike @ Oct 26 2006, 07:14 PM)
So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it?
I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life.
No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after.
Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack?
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First tip is to NOT tell the women you have a partner and are just after a fuck
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COMEDYMAN
post Oct 28 2006, 05:56 AM
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QUOTE(jackyoulike @ Oct 26 2006, 07:14 PM)
So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it?
I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life.
No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after.
Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack?
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usually stuff like that is around 50 bucks :lol:

Also I was wondering.... can I fuck your girlfriend while your out for a bit of causal sex... I mean you wouldn't mind If I got my own bit of causal sex would you? :ph34r:
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evade20
post Oct 28 2006, 09:05 AM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Oct 28 2006, 05:56 AM)
Also I was wondering.... can I fuck your girlfriend while your out for a bit of causal sex... I mean you wouldn't mind If I got my own bit of causal sex would you? :ph34r:
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BAMMM!


This thread will now turn into another pile of boardwhore drivel! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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SKULLZ0MBIE
post Oct 28 2006, 11:50 AM
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QUOTE(jackyoulike @ Oct 26 2006, 07:14 PM)
So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it?
I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life.
No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after.
Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack?
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The best way is to go to a New Bar or NightClub at a new City you never been!
Dress your best, and just sweet talk! Chicks love that.
works for me :cheers:
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hott1976
post Oct 28 2006, 11:58 AM
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tell her she has nice hair. :)
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bondiguy
post Oct 30 2006, 12:09 AM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Oct 28 2006, 05:56 AM)
usually stuff like that is around 50 bucks :lol:

Also I was wondering.... can I fuck your girlfriend while your out for a bit of causal sex... I mean you wouldn't mind If I got my own bit of causal sex would you? :ph34r:
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What a novel idea... I'll fuck her second

QUOTE(hott1976 @ Oct 28 2006, 11:58 AM)
tell her she has nice hair.  :)
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Hott, you have real pretty hair :wub:
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Gnappster
post Oct 30 2006, 03:33 PM
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tell the girl you're the cello player for motley crue.
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juicy_DD
post Oct 31 2006, 12:51 PM
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QUOTE(jackyoulike @ Oct 27 2006, 12:14 AM)
So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it?
I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life.
No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after.
Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack?
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Errr... dont sound so effin desperate! :crazydude: :nahnah:
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evade20
post Oct 31 2006, 11:13 PM
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Errr... dont sound so effin desperate! :crazydude:  :nahnah:
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Juicy_DD, you're such a lady! :thumbup: :kisses:
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closeup
post Oct 31 2006, 11:26 PM
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Juicy_DD, you're such a lady! :thumbup:  :kisses:
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She might be a lady in the rest of the house, but in the bedroom she's not. :cheers:
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evade20
post Nov 1 2006, 11:50 PM
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She might be a lady in the rest of the house, but in the bedroom she's not. :cheers:
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:thumbup: I was only talking about her use of the term "effin" as opposed to "fucking"...

She is definite hot in all of the pics that I've seen. :P
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bondiguy
post Nov 2 2006, 01:35 AM
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Errr... dont sound so effin desperate! :crazydude:  :nahnah:
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BAM!!! :roflmao:
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hott1976
post Jan 6 2007, 12:53 PM
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tell her you like her mannerisms. someone said that to me the other night...did he get laid? Now that is the question...........
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bondiguy
post Jan 8 2007, 12:06 AM
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tell her you like her mannerisms.  someone said that to me the other night...did he get laid?  Now that is the question...........
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Did he use those exact words?

"Hi, I like your mannerisms"

Sorry, but thqat is hella funny :roflmao:
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Bobaloo
post Jan 9 2007, 11:42 AM
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Did he use those exact words?

"Hi, I like your mannerisms"

Sorry, but thqat is hella funny :roflmao:
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that trick didn't work for me the other night... but then again, I had a bit of a freudian slip and said mammaries first.
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closeup
post Jan 9 2007, 05:13 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 8 2007, 12:06 AM)
Did he use those exact words?

"Hi, I like your mannerisms"

Sorry, but thqat is hella funny :roflmao:
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Actually, he was drunk. He meant to said "I like your tits"
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boanna
post Jan 9 2007, 05:21 PM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Oct 28 2006, 03:56 AM)
usually stuff like that is around 50 bucks :lol:

Also I was wondering.... can I fuck your girlfriend while your out for a bit of causal sex... I mean you wouldn't mind If I got my own bit of causal sex would you? :ph34r:
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i cant believe i missed this thread.

in my world, it would cost ya plenty more than 50 bucks....
a lawyer, a name change, fairly sizable diamond, brand new quad, at least 5 credit cards with my name on them (but the bill goes to you), ranch style house, huge yard for my dogs, extra tall garage for my truck...... :)
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paybarraman
post Jan 9 2007, 05:30 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Jan 9 2007, 04:21 PM)
i cant believe i missed this thread. 

in my world, it would cost ya plenty more than 50 bucks....
a lawyer, a name change, fairly sizable diamond, brand new quad, at least 5 credit cards with my name on them (but the bill goes to you), ranch style house, huge yard for my dogs, extra tall garage for my truck...... :)
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I thought it was just to pay attention when Bo says.... "Drop your pants and fuck me now!!!!"
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closeup
post Jan 9 2007, 05:31 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Jan 9 2007, 05:21 PM)
i cant believe i missed this thread. 

in my world, it would cost ya plenty more than 50 bucks....
a lawyer, a name change, fairly sizable diamond, brand new quad, at least 5 credit cards with my name on them (but the bill goes to you), ranch style house, huge yard for my dogs, extra tall garage for my truck...... :)
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....and a ziplock bag to carry your nuts in.
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ontippytoes
post Jan 9 2007, 06:41 PM
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Go to a bar or nightclub that has music. Watch for the girl that is chair-dancing and ask her to dance. Dance with her, buy her drinks (but not too many that she'll barf later), talk with her, be a gentleman.

OR...

Go to the same bar/nightclub as above, watch for the girl or girls that are dancing alone or with each other and ask them to dance. Sometimes you'll find a chick that's doing a little dirty dancing...that's the one to focus on!
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Bobaloo
post Jan 9 2007, 06:52 PM
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QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Jan 9 2007, 06:41 PM)
Go to a bar or nightclub that has music.  Watch for the girl that is chair-dancing and ask her to dance.  Dance with her, buy her drinks (but not too many that she'll barf later), talk with her, be a gentleman. 

OR...

Go to the same bar/nightclub as above, watch for the girl or girls that are dancing alone or with each other and ask them to dance.  Sometimes you'll find a chick that's doing a little dirty dancing...that's the one to focus on!
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and the most importanat ingredient in your formula is the chloroform-soaked handkerchief :2thumbsup:
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ontippytoes
post Jan 9 2007, 06:59 PM
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and the most importanat ingredient in your formula is the chloroform-soaked handkerchief  :2thumbsup:
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Oh, was I supposed to mention that?
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Bobaloo
post Jan 9 2007, 07:04 PM
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Oh, was I supposed to mention that?
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While it's best to keep those kinds of special maneuvers secret, I thought giving the full account for successful mating rituals would be more satisfying to those in need.
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bondiguy
post Jan 10 2007, 02:40 AM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Jan 9 2007, 05:21 PM)
i cant believe i missed this thread. 

in my world, it would cost ya plenty more than 50 bucks....
a lawyer, a name change, fairly sizable diamond, brand new quad, at least 5 credit cards with my name on them (but the bill goes to you), ranch style house, huge yard for my dogs, extra tall garage for my truck...... :)
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Can I keep my left nut???

QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Jan 9 2007, 06:41 PM)
Go to a bar or nightclub that has music.  Watch for the girl that is chair-dancing and ask her to dance.  Dance with her, buy her drinks (but not too many that she'll barf later), talk with her, be a gentleman. 

OR...

Go to the same bar/nightclub as above, watch for the girl or girls that are dancing alone or with each other and ask them to dance.  Sometimes you'll find a chick that's doing a little dirty dancing...that's the one to focus on!
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Or...

Find the drunkest woman there, coerce here to come homw with you and shag her before she realises what a mistake she is making :thumbup:
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