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Assfucker
post Jun 16 2006, 12:55 PM
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paybarraman
post Jun 16 2006, 12:59 PM
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right left

body wash in the shower

bed sheet


never tried the "store bought" ones
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Assfucker
post Jun 16 2006, 01:01 PM
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I like my pillow.......I call "her" Betty, she has all the right moves :ph34r:
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Assfucker
post Jun 16 2006, 01:02 PM
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I used to fuck my moms couch when I was younger...I'd stick my dick inbetween the cushons and pretend it was my 7th grade teacher......yep, she was a big gal :(
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Gnappster
post Jun 16 2006, 01:18 PM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 16 2006, 11:02 AM)
I used to fuck my moms couch when I was younger...I'd stick my dick inbetween the cushons and pretend it was my 7th grade teacher......yep, she was a big gal :(
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What happened when yer mom found out? :o





for me, just my left hand, or if I'm feeling naughty I cheat on lefty with righty
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Assfucker
post Jun 16 2006, 01:21 PM
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What happened when yer mom found out?  :o
for me, just my left hand, or if I'm feeling naughty I cheat on lefty with righty
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damn dood you're prude :haha:








My mom asked me what spilled inbetween the cushons :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Blond Bombshell
post Jun 16 2006, 01:42 PM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 16 2006, 01:02 PM)
I used to fuck my moms couch when I was younger...I'd stick my dick inbetween the cushons and pretend it was my 7th grade teacher......yep, she was a big gal :(
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Makes me look thin uh babe :)
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paybarraman
post Jun 16 2006, 01:46 PM
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QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jun 16 2006, 01:42 PM)
Makes me look thin uh babe :)
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You just look GOOD BB!
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Assfucker
post Jun 16 2006, 01:53 PM
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QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jun 16 2006, 01:46 PM)
You just look GOOD BB!
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i agree with u on that one Payfirebushman :thumbup:
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Gnappster
post Jun 16 2006, 01:53 PM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 16 2006, 11:21 AM)
damn dood you're prude :haha:
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well wtf, do you want me to use your hand instead??

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My mom asked me what spilled inbetween the cushons :roflmao:  :roflmao:
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What did you say..."Me"? :lol:
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Assfucker
post Jun 16 2006, 01:55 PM
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well wtf, do you want me to use your hand instead??
What did you say..."Me"?  :lol:
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No, try a jelly donut, or a baggie filled with lube :ph34r: or something








no I said I spilled some food :drama:
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Gnappster
post Jun 16 2006, 01:59 PM
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No, try a jelly donut, or a baggie filled with lube :ph34r: or something
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would heating up a watermelon in the oven and then fucking it count? :unsure:


QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 16 2006, 11:55 AM)
no I said I spilled some food :drama:
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in your case, that probably isn't a lie :P
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boanna
post Jun 16 2006, 04:37 PM
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well thats a fine insult for he the ladies...making this thread for guys...

like we dont need to masturbate......

what do u think we are doin all day...cleaning and cooking??

this thread is just a plot to get us to come here and talk nasty. u dont really want to know what guys do anyway...
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ddd35
post Jun 16 2006, 04:42 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 16 2006, 04:37 PM)
well thats a fine insult for he the ladies...making this thread for guys...

like we dont need to masturbate......

what do u think we are doin all day...cleaning and cooking??

this thread is just a plot to get us to come here and talk nasty.  u dont really want to know what guys do anyway...
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Well if it makes you feel better your included cause I was just about to say i use your pics ........ :2thumbsup: :2gunsfiring:
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fellatiofiend18
post Jun 17 2006, 05:24 PM
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im not a guy but ive been told by a few guys some of things they have once used. here are a few of the ones that stayed in my head....

-a rolled up sleeping bag
my best friend used to tightly roll a sleeping back and fuck the hole at the side... it wasnt his either and he never washed it, which was even funnier
-a bag of lube/jello
he said he somehow made a device that he stuck under his mattress and he would fuck the substance while it was tight in the mattress. haha
-a stuffed animal
my girlfriends brother actually stole her giant teddy bear, cut a hole in the crotch area and fucked it..... hahahaha

thats all i can recall. you guys have to get creative to make things seem/feel like pussy. we girls have it easy... phallic shapes are easy to find..... :kisses:
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Gazmo
post Jun 19 2006, 01:15 PM
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i use a store bought little guy. putting in the couch cushions or under the matress is the best. only problem is about 2-3 inches pops out the back rubbing the couch and doesnt feal good. im in no way a "long" guy but they need to make them longer.

Ive seen online you take a piece of hose, pvc tubing, or just something that bends and you put it with your wacker or whatever you stick it in that has a tight seal and fuck away and suck on the end so it creates the sucking. and well if your like that you can keep sucking after you cum and get a surprise. ill pass on the last part though.
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boanna
post Jun 19 2006, 01:22 PM
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QUOTE(Gazmo @ Jun 19 2006, 11:15 AM)
i use a store bought little guy. putting in the couch cushions or under the matress is the best. only problem is about 2-3 inches pops out the back rubbing the couch and doesnt feal good. im in no way a "long" guy but they need to make them longer.

Ive seen online you take a piece of hose, pvc tubing, or just something that bends and you put it with your wacker or whatever you stick it in that has a tight seal and fuck away and suck on the end so it creates the sucking. and well if your like that you can keep sucking after you cum and get a surprise. ill pass on the last part though.
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:o

wouldnt it just be easier to find a woman who LIKES to do the fucking and sucking for you?



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boanna
post Jun 19 2006, 01:23 PM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 16 2006, 11:01 AM)
I like my pillow.......I call "her" Betty, she has all the right moves :ph34r:
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tell them the truth. u call her boanna!
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Assfucker
post Jun 19 2006, 01:25 PM
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QUOTE(Gazmo @ Jun 19 2006, 01:15 PM)
Ive seen online you take a piece of hose, pvc tubing, or just something that bends and you put it with your wacker or whatever you stick it in that has a tight seal and fuck away and suck on the end so it creates the sucking. and well if your like that you can keep sucking after you cum and get a surprise. ill pass on the last part though.
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:o






*takes notes* :ph34r:
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Gnappster
post Jun 19 2006, 01:34 PM
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QUOTE(Gazmo @ Jun 19 2006, 11:15 AM)
i use a store bought little guy. putting in the couch cushions or under the matress is the best. only problem is about 2-3 inches pops out the back rubbing the couch and doesnt feal good. im in no way a "long" guy but they need to make them longer.

Ive seen online you take a piece of hose, pvc tubing, or just something that bends and you put it with your wacker or whatever you stick it in that has a tight seal and fuck away and suck on the end so it creates the sucking. and well if your like that you can keep sucking after you cum and get a surprise. ill pass on the last part though.
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is it gay if you're sucking your own dick? :lol:
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Assfucker
post Jun 19 2006, 02:01 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 19 2006, 01:34 PM)
is it gay if you're sucking your own dick?  :lol:
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only if you swallow :ph34r:
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Gnappster
post Jun 19 2006, 03:14 PM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 19 2006, 12:01 PM)
only if you swallow :ph34r:
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wild n crazy
post Aug 14 2006, 03:33 AM
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do Any of you guys suck your own dicks?? or have you ever let other guys suck it?
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ddd35
post Aug 14 2006, 06:55 AM
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Gnappster
post Aug 14 2006, 12:33 PM
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QUOTE(wild n crazy @ Aug 14 2006, 01:33 AM)
do Any of you guys suck your own dicks?? or have you ever let other guys suck it?
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a. can't reach and
b.why when there are so many women who will do it. :lol:
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wild n crazy
post Aug 14 2006, 03:11 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 14 2006, 11:33 AM)
a. can't reach and
b.why when there are so many women who will do it.  :lol:
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well thats good. i guess thats another thread anyway...
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bondiguy
post Aug 18 2006, 04:10 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 14 2006, 12:33 PM)
a. can't reach and
b.why when there are so many women who will do it.  :lol:
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my guess is only 1 of those statements is true but both of them have been attempted! :P
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paybarraman
post Aug 18 2006, 06:41 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 18 2006, 04:10 AM)
my guess is only 1 of those statements is true but both of them have been attempted! :P
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HEY - OH!!!!!

BAMM!!!

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Gnappster
post Aug 18 2006, 11:26 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 18 2006, 02:10 AM)
my guess is only 1 of those statements is true but both of them have been attempted! :P
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Hey, it takes 2 to lie.
1 to lie and 1 to listen.
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bondiguy
post Aug 18 2006, 07:44 PM
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Hey, it takes 2 to lie.
1 to lie and 1 to listen.
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spotted! :lol:
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