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Gnappster, The Ayatollah of Rye and Cola
Gnappster |
Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.
I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.
I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.
I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.
I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).
I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.
That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.
Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.
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Jan 23 2007, 12:20 AM
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I don't suffer FOOLS
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 23 2007, 12:00 AM) It definitely read like one of those moments, didn't it? Hehehe we are sooo old
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bondiguy |
Jan 23 2007, 06:55 AM
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I don't suffer FOOLS
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 23 2007, 12:51 AM) you're not old till you use the term whipper-snapper. Oh, shit. It's too late for me, save yourself. I don't like the looks of them teenagers
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Gnappster |
Jan 23 2007, 01:01 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 22 2007, 09:56 PM) so how was your bday weekend Gnappy??? I was going to post a pic of moe getting bitten by a dog (or maybe it was a snake) on his birthday, and then another one where he nearly gets his eyes pecked by a bird. I was then going to ask you if your 30th bday made your top 3 or your top 10. But I can't find the frames, and I can't even find the capsule. I don't know if I dreamed the episode or what, but I can picture moe and Lisa standing outside. Oh, well. Maybe it's just a really new ep or something. anyway, so did this birthday fall in the top 3 or the top 10?? I don't remember any of that. I DO remember when Moe got bitten by the snakes hidden in the cash register, but that's it. Anyway my bday was pretty good. Went out for dinner with family and friends...drank a bunch of beer. Went back to our place, had a few people over, had a bunch more drinks, watched some Trailer Park Boys, passed out and that was about it. But I remember most of it, so it wasn't top 3 ![laughing-smiley-017.gif](style_emoticons/default/laughing-smiley-017.gif) A few of us were sitting at my bar doing a few shots, and in the drunken wisdom my one buddy says, "What the hell is up with the Jagermeister logo?" I knew the story but I didn't bother to retell it, just made it known that I knew. So he says, "A deer with a cross above. That's kind of weird.....Actually it's pretty fucking cool! We should make THAT our new team logo". We had been trying to figure out new jersey design for our dodgeball team but couldn't come up with anything good. So I took the Jager logo and put our team name in Jager font where the Jagermeister had been written. It looked pretty sweet! I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if you have something to figure out, drinking is probably a good way to get answers. And that is all. QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 22 2007, 10:00 PM) It definitely read like one of those moments, didn't it? yuh huh QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 23 2007, 09:20 AM) Ok Grandpa. ![tongue.gif](style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) well spotted!
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Bobaloo |
Jan 23 2007, 01:23 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 23 2007, 01:01 PM) I don't remember any of that. I DO remember when Moe got bitten by the snakes hidden in the cash register, but that's it. I think the ep I was referring to is actually a pretty new one that they just reran because of the football playoffs. it's the one where moe writes poetry and Lisa helps him. there's a scene where he's outside in the rain and he's like what a crummy birthday. then lisa agrees to help him or something and he's like this is the best birthday every. Then a vicious dog or something clamps onto his arm and he's like, still in the top 3. then a bird's nest falls on his head and eggs crack on his face and a bird comes and starts pecking away at his face... and he's like, still in the top 10. Not hilarious by any means, but it'd be funny if you knew what I was talking about. QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 23 2007, 01:01 PM) A few of us were sitting at my bar doing a few shots, and in the drunken wisdom my one buddy says, "What the hell is up with the Jagermeister logo?" I knew the story but I didn't bother to retell it, just made it known that I knew. So he says, "A deer with a cross above. That's kind of weird.....Actually it's pretty fucking cool! We should make THAT our new team logo". We had been trying to figure out new jersey design for our dodgeball team but couldn't come up with anything good. So I took the Jager logo and put our team name in Jager font where the Jagermeister had been written. It looked pretty sweet! I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if you have something to figure out, drinking is probably a good way to get answers. What is your team name??
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bondiguy |
Jan 23 2007, 05:21 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 23 2007, 01:01 PM) I don't remember any of that. I DO remember when Moe got bitten by the snakes hidden in the cash register, but that's it. Anyway my bday was pretty good. Went out for dinner with family and friends...drank a bunch of beer. Went back to our place, had a few people over, had a bunch more drinks, watched some Trailer Park Boys, passed out and that was about it. But I remember most of it, so it wasn't top 3 ![laughing-smiley-017.gif](style_emoticons/default/laughing-smiley-017.gif) A few of us were sitting at my bar doing a few shots, and in the drunken wisdom my one buddy says, "What the hell is up with the Jagermeister logo?" I knew the story but I didn't bother to retell it, just made it known that I knew. So he says, "A deer with a cross above. That's kind of weird.....Actually it's pretty fucking cool! We should make THAT our new team logo". We had been trying to figure out new jersey design for our dodgeball team but couldn't come up with anything good. So I took the Jager logo and put our team name in Jager font where the Jagermeister had been written. It looked pretty sweet! I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if you have something to figure out, drinking is probably a good way to get answers.And that is all. yuh huh well spotted! Or better yet, just stealing them!!! Which handsome man told you the Jager story???
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Bondi Approved I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.![user posted image](http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/uploads/post-7542-1200542940.gif)
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bondiguy |
Jan 23 2007, 05:51 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 23 2007, 05:40 PM) I have nothing clever to add. Nothing new here. ![wacko.gif](style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) Wow look at this flaming wreckage... crowd around everybody, crowd around... don't be shy
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Bobaloo |
Jan 26 2007, 01:18 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 26 2007, 01:04 PM) since, we're cross thread quoting, that was the funniest post I've read in a looooong time. well, besides 3d's "resume". Hey. thanks for noticing If people didn't keep coming here to patronize our business, I'd make up some funny excerpts from 3d's resume, but, alas, there is work to pretend to do.
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