hope I didn't offend you bob

Damn paparazzi!!!


that is a hilarious pic UB. I don't know what the hell you're doing hiding out in my bathroom, though

Okay, those are my two best comebackes that I can come up with right now. Maybe I'll be more witty tomorrow.

I ran across the pic while surfing and it was just too funny not to share

Well, thanks for sharing. You do have some great pics up here. I don't know where the hell you're surfing, but you have a knack for coming up with the right pic at the right time. props to you!!

Okay. So I get two hotties showing me love in my thread and then they disappear. I didn't know you ladies were the love 'em and leave 'em type.

LOL. Kids can be a great distraction but I'll be here all day don't worry love!

bob and nat, did u guys make sweet music here today and i missed it?

I try to make love with evrybody!

Wow, these things are getting big!!! I think I need to get a bigger bra, maybe a D cup!

That's right boys and girls, this is post 1000. So what does that mean to all of you? Well, probably nothing. Even if this post did mean something it wouldn 't matter. I think there's really only about 5 people who read this 411 anyway. It sure is nice to have your message really reach an audience.

Well, It's kinda cool being at 1000. I've "met" quite a few really great people. I've seen some go. I've seen some go and come back. But I hope the good ones stay. I wouldn't say I have my favorites or anything like that; I like everybody. But there definitely are people that I keep an eye out for around here. I think you all know who you are. In case you're not sure, you can perform this little test... Look down. Do you see boobs? then you're one of the ones I look for. Of course, there are some non-booby types out there that I keep an eye out for, so don't feel left out if you don't have boobs. I'm not going to mention names, cuz that only gets you into trouble around here.

I don't really know what the hell I should say for post No. 1000. Seems I had more to say about No. 947. It is, as usual, busy at work; so it's hard to be creative at such a time. I guess I should just thank all the luscious ladies for all the good times and great pics. and I guess I should thank some of the guys too for all their wit, mindless banter, and funny pics and for getting girls to post pics in your threads since the action in my thread is pretty scarce.

If anyone actually reads the jibberish I post in this thread, it might be a good idea not to quote this post. I'll probably edit it later to post something a little more interesting or funny (I'm sure I'll have to plagiarize from somewhere).

What's in store for the future, you may be asking yourself. Not much. You can just expect the same type of crap I've been throwing up all over these boards for the first 1000. My goal is to be a top 10 poster before the summer is over. (Good luck keeping up, Natalie). I also am working on a new pic in hopes of inducing good boobie pics in my thread. I'll post that as soon as it's ready.

Okay, I think that's it for now. I should get going so I can get a new bra to fit these massive Ds I'm swingin'!! Man, my back sure is sore.

Thanks for readin' all my bullshit. I'll try to be more funny in the future

--bobaloo/boo/bob/petunia.

Natalie sure does aim to please.

Well I'm not that far behimd you. i'm about to hit my 800th post today and the day is still young!

Speaking of which here's my 800th post! Nothing special other than the fact it's in your thread I'm afraid but I'm slowly working my way to 1000!

Aww

Thanks for your number 800. You are on fire today!! i don't think I'll be able to keep up with you. I keep getting pulled away from the computer.

Okay. I'm going to try to get caught up now.

thanks again for number 800 and congratulations!!!

You know, Nat, you only need like 5 or 6 posts to overtake me and Diane isn't that far ahead. You may be the number one poster yet. Not quite yet, but in about a half hour I'll be hvaing to take a break to get my income taxes finished up.

So get postin'. I know it's hard sometimes. sometimes this place just dies off after a good round of craziness. You and I can keep it up, though. We can just cheat and go crazy in the word association thread. Always a good place to whore up some posts. Or maybe we can just go nuts in a really long ago forgotten 411 or something. the possibilities are endless. I'll be here another 30 minutes.

So did u spend time with the little one over Easter?...any new news? new action from Mr. D cuP?

W, I've missed you. Where have you been???

I don't have a little one, but I do have a little lady. We had a pretty busy Easter weekend. I took her to dinner and a play on Friday. Saturday was my nephew's 1st birthday party. and Sunday we went all over the place for Easter... church, her mom's, back home, my grandma's, my parents', shopping, and then home.

So how'z things with you, W? Hope to see more of you around these here parts

whoa, that was a long 1000th post. A true post whore would have spread it into 2 or 3 . But I did read some of it!
What I did get out of it is that you like being called petunia.

And that is all.

I wanted to spread it out like you said, but all of a sudden I looked up and I was at 999. couldnt do anything about it. And the boards were crazy yesterday, so I there was really no need to whore it up for the sake of post count.


Well, that's what the gay friends I've met from here like to call straight people. Feel free to call me that if you like.


Somehow I doubt that.

i think that look is kinda cute!

gay friends you've met from here as in RMM? I think they're at the wrong sit then haha (were their names bondi or jork btw? )

Well, they told me never to tell, but you I'm sure they've already confided in you. they'll try to recruit anybody, no matter how much we make fun of them.

BOB! its humble crow eating boanna here. so sorry for the, well, u know. how can i make it up to u? i tried, i shaved my hair down there for ya today, left nothin but a small "yellow rose of texas" shape. thought ud like it!

here, i'll stick some pics in your 411. want some new ones? how do u want me...

ggggggrrrrrrrrrrr dont sit there staring at me, makin me work for it!! boanna doesnt get humble very often. here, i was savin this pic for july 4th, but u can have it now

im bendin over for u bob...........dont let the door hit boanna in the butt on her way out!

PICS?!

boannas hot! fine. heres your pic

bob got his wittle feelings hurt today by boanna. now he just lurks around to piss me off. hes gonna pay. here u go gnapp. u can have his pic. feel free to get it wet. please.

another one for u bob!