haha... i think that's worse than being called a sausage sucker... only problem is i'm not sure for who it's worse

rofl...i think its worse for you JR....you sausage sucker!

well you make a good point there.....fuck it I aint no sausage sucker... you turkey fucker!

lol.....look what i have created...mass poultry raping mayhem!

hey..... shut up you pigeon dick

pigeon dick? thats a new one.....

sticking with the poultry theme

Okay. I'm too lazy to read this whole thread. But seeing as I'm about to post number 700, I thought I'd drop it here. It's not bad being the new board whore. I don't know what the hell my problem is though. I just can't stay away from this place. It's too full of hot women and great simpsons references and the like. I'm probably going to get fired pretty soon because I never get any work done anymore.

Well, that's all. I don't have anything good or interesting to say really. what did you expect from a whore?

So thanks for reading all my bullshit, all 700 posts worth. Bet ya can't wait for me to hit 1000

Love,

your long time running #1 daily posts whore (but diane's back now, so there'll probably be some competition)

hmmm maybe I'll drop the big 4000 in here too as I'm almost there.

It won't be as thought out as post 2,500 which was(I thought) mildly amusing.


btw, This was a funny thread. I think like 4 or 5 people make up most of the posts

Is there an easy way to find your post 2500?

You think you'll hit 4k tonight? I'll stick around if you need me to banter on with you. my dinner plans just blew me off. looks like it's just me and this Milky Way now.

well it's in my 411 but I'll indulge you and just repost it here.(plus it gets me one closer to 4000)
Maybe not as funny if you don't remember the context but if you go with something low brow or perverted you're probably on the right track.


"Well, here I am, 2500 posts. The big Double D's. But "Wait", you say, "Gnappster, all your posts are nothing but razzle dazzle and fooferaw." Well I'm here to tell you that you're wrong...DEAD wrong. And to prove it I've sifted through the literary goldmine that are my posts and dug up these gems(I was REALLY bored at work). So without further ado, here are my Top 20 Posts of All-Time(well it's 21---I couldn't narrow it down). Enjoy.

I can't put my finger on it, but something is different around here.
Maybe it's all those banana peels I smoked.

in the meantime, feel free to get nekkid for us!

and with that, sussed's yummy portrait is gone! For all you slackers who missed it.... hahaha

I now have some joy in my pants


how did u find out she was underage? she definitely didn't look it

lose your eye?? explain

exactly why u need a homemade popcorn pussy

me neither, but I can be pretty sure I masturbated yesterday

my balls are at least D-cups

u just want the sweet sweet goat lovin

btw, I hope yer back Kiana
I'd pee on your leg anyday

a flaming asshole perhaps?

the one where my face is between your tits

I hope this had nothing to do with walking around with no pants at work.

Thanks to those pics I'm gonna have a puddin pop spill of my own to deal with

Beer n boobs, what more could you want.

plastic cover? keyboard condom??
I usually blow my load all over my computer's screen and occasionally in her rear usb port. She's naughty like that!

yeah i'm thinking a bottle of jager, couple dozen beer and some industrial grade horse tranquilizers

lol, reading this thread just screams bondi/naraz as i'm left thinking WTF?!

no....as it turned out I had to stop eating hot wings while masturbating

prove it

well it's in the urban dictionary, along with cleveland steamer, rusty hook, and dirty sanchez

hey where did the boobs go?

just an afterthought, who's fingers, yours, his, or someone else's?





And that, my friends, is all."

Very nice!!! I remember a lot of those. all classics, for sure. Curious to know what happens at 4000. It's a shame you dont' get a cup upgrade. 4000 seems like so much work. But then again, it's attained by talking about boobs, so it's not really work when you think about it.

I'll have to come up with something good for 1000. I wonder if my fiance will let me get a pic of her and post it

Only one way to find out. That was is of course drugging her and taking the pic without her knowledge .
Sort of like how pay goes about getting sex

well I'll never make it to 4000. I have to go play with a nice set of balls right now (I have a DODGEBALL game you perverts!)
I'll save it for the weekend or possibly monday.

Good move. Quality, not quantity! then you can really think about how to make your mark on number 4000.

Yeah, I tried that once. I drank from the wrong glass. It wasn't so bad though. I didn't have to pretend to sleep when she was complaining.

you're way off....look at my posts. it's all about quan-

tity

which is why you'll need the weekend to think it through. If 2500 posts yielded 21 good ones, I think we can expect maybe 22 for 4000. the first 21 and then maybe one more. I personally like the one of bart caught in the paper when he was at the gay pride parade. instant classic post.

careful. You only have 3 to go. you'd better get everything off your chest in 2 posts or less. I think a "that is all" would be appropriate.

Not that I want you to leave. It'll be slow here then, and then I'll have to face the fact that a Milky Way is not a good dinner.

Well certainly more than words!!

apparantly board whores don't make it out on the weekends. Oh well, I should probably get some work done around the house and just continue to let these boards consume me during the week only.

That is all

Apparently I still need to Smack Jrock around for the the first 3 post Ahhhh what good lil whores ive raised! LOL

Wow!! You guys were really whorin' it up around here last night. You know, Natalie proclaimed me the new ultimate board whore and now you guys are trying to make a move to dethrone me. Way to try and weasel in there on a Sunday when I'm operating on a slow connection. That's okay, though. Just try and keep up this week. We'll see who the biggest whore is. (that was an evil crazed laugh in case you couldn't tell)

I never did get the hang of this whoring thing.....when do we get naked and when do I have to pay??

Naked is not a requirement, but it is preferred of the lady board whores. Payment isn't monetary but is rather made with humor, banter, and wit.