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johnfreak	Jan 5 2007, 12:02 AM Post #1
Melon Master Group: Admin Posts: 1,000,425 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Boca Raton, Florida Member No.: 5,983 Gender: Male	This one is a true story: this thing is freaking awesome, think I've bought enough toys to be able to open a section here with sex toy reviews with links to buy them (or don't buy them cause some suck). That little vibrator shaped like a tongue that goes on your finger looked kinda cheap and crappy when I bought it, but holy fuck the thing is powerful, gave it as a christmas gift with a few others and my girl won't leave it alone, says it's by far the best thing since the jackrabbit. If you love RMM, buy one from that link, you won't be sorry girls, (or guys buying for GF/Wives). -------------------- rating melons is my day job

bondiguy	Jan 5 2007, 12:22 AM Post #2
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 5 2007, 12:02 AM) This one is a true story: this thing is freaking awesome, think I've bought enough toys to be able to open a section here with sex toy reviews with links to buy them (or don't buy them cause some suck). That little vibrator shaped like a tongue that goes on your finger looked kinda cheap and crappy when I bought it, but holy fuck the thing is powerful, gave it as a christmas gift with a few others and my girl won't leave it alone, says it's by far the best thing since the jackrabbit. If you love RMM, buy one from that link, you won't be sorry girls, (or guys buying for GF/Wives). So what kinda cut are you getting? -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

closeup	Jan 5 2007, 12:37 AM Post #3
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 4,813 Joined: 12-July 05 From: Portland, Maine Member No.: 9,341	I kinda got the impression he was giving us the absolute straight scoop. He could of "pushed" a hundred and one things on us over the years, but never has. I'm inclined to believe that this thing must really be great for John to praise it so highly. It's certainly worth a shot.

bondiguy	Jan 5 2007, 12:42 AM Post #4
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(closeup @ Jan 5 2007, 12:37 AM) I kinda got the impression he was giving us the absolute straight scoop. He could of "pushed" a hundred and one things on us over the years, but never has. I'm inclined to believe that this thing must really be great for John to praise it so highly. It's certainly worth a shot. Oh I am sure it is great.... but I plug nothing unless I get a cut haha....j/k If 3d buys this his wife may never sleep with him again......................... She won't be able to get it away from his asshole! -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

johnfreak	Jan 5 2007, 12:52 AM Post #5
Melon Master Group: Admin Posts: 1,000,425 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Boca Raton, Florida Member No.: 5,983 Gender: Male	I Get a cut of course, and I would never personally recommend anything, porns sites included, unless I liked them (AFF - awesome - Fling -awesome - Camazon -super Sex Search - fast results) -------------------- rating melons is my day job

closeup	Jan 5 2007, 12:56 AM Post #6
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 4,813 Joined: 12-July 05 From: Portland, Maine Member No.: 9,341	QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 5 2007, 12:52 AM) I Get a cut of course, and I would never personally recommend anything, porns sites included, unless I liked them (AFF - awesome - Fling -awesome - Camazon -super Sex Search - fast results) That's what I thought. This site would be a disaster otherwise. Like 99% of the other sites out there. Thanks to John for playing it straight with us.

johnfreak	Jan 5 2007, 01:08 AM Post #7
Melon Master Group: Admin Posts: 1,000,425 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Boca Raton, Florida Member No.: 5,983 Gender: Male	QUOTE(closeup @ Jan 5 2007, 01:56 AM) That's what I thought. This site would be a disaster otherwise. Like 99% of the other sites out there. Thanks to John for playing it straight with us. I try and play it straight when I can. speaking of which, againast my better judgement I'm gonna sell some ads to other people, so a few of em will be ads for stuff I don't personally endorse, so I guess that rule is out the window, but if I make a post like this or write some review sections, those will be all personally endorsed -------------------- rating melons is my day job

bondiguy	Jan 5 2007, 08:27 AM Post #8
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 5 2007, 12:52 AM) I Get a cut of course, and I would never personally recommend anything, porns sites included, unless I liked them (AFF - awesome - Fling -awesome - Camazon -super Sex Search - fast results) I know, im just fucking with ya -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

ddd35	Jan 5 2007, 02:47 PM Post #9
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 5 2007, 08:27 AM) I know, im just fucking with ya you wish !

ddd35	Jan 5 2007, 02:48 PM Post #10
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 5 2007, 12:42 AM) Oh I am sure it is great.... but I plug nothing unless I get a cut haha....j/k If 3d buys this his wife may never sleep with him again......................... She won't be able to get it away from his asshole! oh baby ..

bondiguy	Jan 5 2007, 05:02 PM Post #11
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 5 2007, 02:47 PM) you wish ! Actually... I think he does -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

ddd35	Jan 5 2007, 06:46 PM Post #12
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 5 2007, 05:02 PM) Actually... I think he does lol righttttt

johnfreak	Jan 7 2007, 11:56 AM Post #13
Melon Master Group: Admin Posts: 1,000,425 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Boca Raton, Florida Member No.: 5,983 Gender: Male	can't believe none of you girls bought this yet.. I'm telling you, this is the best $14.95 you will ever spend on your pagina! -------------------- rating melons is my day job

bondiguy	Jan 7 2007, 11:20 PM Post #14
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 7 2007, 11:56 AM) can't believe none of you girls bought this yet.. I'm telling you, this is the best $14.95 you will ever spend on your pagina! Maybe they have spent all their money at the post Xmas sales.... wait till February -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

johnfreak	Jan 8 2007, 11:48 AM Post #15
Melon Master Group: Admin Posts: 1,000,425 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Boca Raton, Florida Member No.: 5,983 Gender: Male	bahhhh, I am telling you this thing rivals anything a clitoris' could ever experience. I paid $30 for mine locally and was pissed when I saw I could have bought it from myself for $14.95 lol. -------------------- rating melons is my day job

johnfreak	Jan 8 2007, 02:40 PM Post #16
Melon Master Group: Admin Posts: 1,000,425 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Boca Raton, Florida Member No.: 5,983 Gender: Male	hey, just sold 2, if you bought it, we want some feedback when you use it (with pics preferably) -------------------- rating melons is my day job

Assfucker	Jan 8 2007, 02:58 PM Post #17
(o)v(o) Group: Members Posts: 1,285 Joined: 5-May 06 Member No.: 15,153	QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 7 2007, 11:56 AM) can't believe none of you girls bought this yet.. I'm telling you, this is the best $14.95 you will ever spend on your pagina! Did you use it on yer man-pagina? --------------------

johnfreak	Jan 8 2007, 03:28 PM Post #18
Melon Master Group: Admin Posts: 1,000,425 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Boca Raton, Florida Member No.: 5,983 Gender: Male	QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jan 8 2007, 03:58 PM) Did you use it on yer man-pagina? heh, of course! -------------------- rating melons is my day job

Assfucker	Jan 8 2007, 03:50 PM Post #19
(o)v(o) Group: Members Posts: 1,285 Joined: 5-May 06 Member No.: 15,153	QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 8 2007, 03:28 PM) heh, of course! atta boy --------------------

hott1976	Jan 8 2007, 08:50 PM Post #20
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 2,885 Joined: 8-July 05 From: Fredericksburg, Virginia Member No.: 9,243	only 15 bucks? Damn i 'm going to get one for all my girlfriends and have a "slumber party"! Those will be in the goodie bags.

bondiguy	Jan 8 2007, 10:38 PM Post #21
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 8 2007, 02:40 PM) hey, just sold 2, if you bought it, we want some feedback when you use it (with pics preferably) good thinking.... QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 8 2007, 08:50 PM) only 15 bucks? Damn i 'm going to get one for all my girlfriends and have a "slumber party"! Those will be in the goodie bags. Make sure there is a cam at the ready and plenty of margaritas to go around -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

johnfreak	Jan 9 2007, 08:30 PM Post #22
Melon Master Group: Admin Posts: 1,000,425 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Boca Raton, Florida Member No.: 5,983 Gender: Male	QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 8 2007, 09:50 PM) only 15 bucks? Damn i 'm going to get one for all my girlfriends and have a "slumber party"! Those will be in the goodie bags. ummm.. for you, fuck the camera, just send me your address, I'll have to show you all how to use it properly anyways, wouldn't want you and your GF's to hurt yourself or each other with it. -------------------- rating melons is my day job

Bobaloo	Jan 9 2007, 11:51 PM Post #23
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 9 2007, 08:30 PM) ummm.. for you, fuck the camera, just send me your address, I'll have to show you all how to use it properly anyways, wouldn't want you and your GF's to hurt yourself or each other with it. Just so everyone can appreciate the evening properly, I'll be sure to be there with my camera...and a few other cameras too. I'll make a DVD and make use of the angle feature. -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

ontippytoes	Jan 9 2007, 11:56 PM Post #24
D Cup Group: Members Posts: 1,242 Joined: 8-November 05 From: San Diego, California Member No.: 11,426	QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 8 2007, 08:50 PM) only 15 bucks? Damn i 'm going to get one for all my girlfriends and have a "slumber party"! Those will be in the goodie bags. ears perking up Slumber party?? Hope my invitation doesn't get lost in the mail.

bondiguy	Jan 10 2007, 02:13 AM Post #25
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 9 2007, 08:30 PM) ummm.. for you, fuck the camera, just send me your address, I'll have to show you all how to use it properly anyways, wouldn't want you and your GF's to hurt yourself or each other with it. What a considerate man you are!!! -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Gnappster	Jan 10 2007, 11:46 AM Post #26
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 9 2007, 06:30 PM) ummm.. for you, fuck the camera, just send me your address, I'll have to show you all how to use it properly anyways, wouldn't want you and your GF's to hurt yourself or each other with it. C'mon freak, I know you have the resources. Sounds like one hell of a pay per view! I'll naturally get in free for thinking of the idea -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Jan 11 2007, 12:27 AM Post #27
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 10 2007, 11:46 AM) C'mon freak, I know you have the resources. Sounds like one hell of a pay per view! I'll naturally get in free for thinking of the idea And I would get in as the token Aussie -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

bondiguy	Jan 19 2007, 05:36 PM Post #28
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	Do you know what i find hilarious about ads for webcam or even dating sites? The fact that the hottest women always live in YOUR hometown! I mean, what are the odds? haha I saw one on her today and it she was from Bondi Beach! Her name was sexycoed19... we don't even use the term co-ed here... anyway, my 2 cents -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Bobaloo	Jan 19 2007, 06:07 PM Post #29
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 19 2007, 05:36 PM) Do you know what i find hilarious about ads for webcam or even dating sites? The fact that the hottest women always live in YOUR hometown! I mean, what are the odds? haha I saw one on her today and it she was from Bondi Beach! Her name was sexycoed19... we don't even use the term co-ed here... anyway, my 2 cents too funny. I was just having that conversation with myself this morning. -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

bondiguy	Jan 19 2007, 07:36 PM Post #30
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 19 2007, 06:07 PM) too funny. I was just having that conversation with myself this morning. What was your response? -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

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