Lynette,

Are you really going to claim that it wasn't you who posted on the other site as Vampirella? You've claimed multiple times that you're a Vampirella model and/or inspiration - do you really expect anyone to believe that you didn't create this profile? There is a picture of your face - where did "anyone" get that? I'm sure Bondiguy didn't have access to pictures of your face in 2004 (the date listed on the site he posted). Bloodykiss certainly isn't a well-known web site.

As a long-time reader and poster of this message board as well as other message boards (RMR, for example) it is clear that you have a penchant for exaggeration. In fact, I was only prompted to post under this name when you put a picture of Brooke Burke up claiming it was you. It's not the first time you've done this - you also posted a faceless picture of Sweet Vanessa with a CLEAR intent to make the readers think it was you and I remember in another thread somewhere you posted a picture of a woman, and only after someone mentioned it didn't look a thing like you, you claimed it was your sister. Seriously - who are you trying to kid? Does it really not seem ridiculous to you to claim that you are posting a naked picture of your sister (who is clearly Asian and looks nothing like you)? Gross and untrue.

Why do you do this? It's especially obvious that you take pictures from the net of other women, claiming they are you, when you post actual pictures of yourself. If you're going to go through the trouble of lying about it, why post actual pictures of yourself (and to be honest, you are not a terrible-looking 40-something woman). What's with the alter-ego? You're not 29, you're not a model, you're not a multi-millionaire. Why not just be yourself?

closeup I know i was just having a luagh with you mate




1. Im pretty certain it was you that set up your own profile here at RMM and it clearly states that you are 25. Did you bother to click the link?
2. I never said you need anything to make you feel good. I just asked the question as to whether you are in your 25 as it states here or 43 as it states over at bloodykiss?

Mimo, thanks for the back up there. I wouldn't go as far as you and I have no reason to doubt other aspects of Lynette's life she has stated here before but I think some things have been embelished and that is just my opinion. Message boards are full of opinions and that is mine.

I notice now your profile reads that you are 28 (still not quite 29). Seems you can change your birthdate at will... it said 25 not a few hours back

This post has been edited by bondiguy: Sep 9 2006, 01:59 AM

I hope you're not expecting a post to explain and/or clear-up all these inconsistencies. That would be impossible and only cause her to dig herself in even deeper. I think she assumes everyone has a bad memory, this is the only web-site we all visit, or nobody will mind as long as the titty pictures keep getting posted. It'll be interesting to see how this plays out. The ball is in your court, Lynette.

wow and still no discussion of the topic of this thread title

Things seem status quo. Welcome to RMM

this is getting interesting.... all the banter with lynette.... i think i just might have to stay tuned

I repeat myself
and I love girls who swallow

and I here Vampiress's love to suck
love your pics lynette

All I can say on the subject right now is that I have a sister who is 43 (Lucky). Some of the guys on this site know her, and know what she looks like. We've posted things on the same sights at different times using eachothers computers (bloodykiss is one) when we have occassion to be visiting one another.Sorry.

I've said it before and I'll repeat it one more time. I'm NOT lying about anything here. You ask men like justlookinround, or Fopghorn who have intimate knowlegde of both me and my two siters. You know nothing, but I am sure that you think you do. I told all before that my sisters and I ARE part asian. One of them appears a little more Tiahian than I do, but you are still WAY off base with your alligations. You don't know anything.

OK Closeup. You guys really haven't done as much homework as you seem to think. Why don't you got to ratemyrack.com and spend some time reading through the big "Lynette" thread to gain some insight. Everybody's a dectective here. You two are going to be specially embarrassed when you read and learn the truth. If you had any clue about how a lot of my posts (on a variety of websites) are done (and by whom) you'd be amazed. NEVER have I made a claim to be just one woman. However, any facts I've relayed regarding my personal life (Lynette) are 100% accurate and true. Do ome more homework and believe what you want. It makes no difference to me.

Homework? WTF. You never claimed to be one person, you never said you weren't. And I wouldn't be surprised to find out how your posts are generated. I told Gnappy when you first joined that there was something fishy going on. Way too many inconsistencies for even a person of average intelligence (or average memory) to commit, much less for someone who claims to have three degrees. We've uncovered a few fakers/imposters, but as long as you post titty pictures I personally don't care if you're some 16 year old snotnose from Omaha. Just so you know you're not really bullshitting anyone.

Again, believe what you want. I don't particularly believe you were a marine either. You're way too full of BS to have had a military bacground (esplecially the marine corps). No integrity... no marine! And, all bindiguy ever does is chime in to just repeat something that someone else has already covered. if you think there are any inconsistancies in the things I've posted, then you obviously have never really had the capacity to connect the dots. As long as I post pictures here, I'm sure you'll still continue to look for those featuring some sixteen year old girl from from Omaha.

Lynette,

What are you talking about? Now you're saying that the reason your other profile says you are 43 is because you were on your 43 year-old "sister's" computer? I'm sure everyone here has used someone else's computer at some point in time, Lynette - it does not add 15 years to your age. Your response is beyond absurd.

You also encourage people to go to the RMR thread to verify what you've said here. Again, this is totally and completely illogical. Reading what you've posted on other threads in no way verfies what you've posted here.

And what's with your answer to Closeup - "NEVER have I claimed to be just one woman." - What?

Why didn't you respond to my question about posting pictures of other women on this site, "forgetting" to mention that they are not you? Anyone can tell the difference between two different people. Is it just a "coincidence" that you post pictures of women who are clearly not you but who have long black hair like yours? Why do you think this is enough to convince people that they are you? Or do you really believe that they are all you (as I think you said in the quote above)? Maybe you can explain this.

Another thing - you chose to attack Closeup's integrity instead of logically explaining yourself. Closeup said in his post you would evade the questions, and you have. Attacking someone you are debating with is another absolutely ridiculous maneuver - you couldn't get through a high school debate with such actions.

I guess Closeup's response to you is the best one - you're not bullshitting anyone.

Not only was I honorably discharged form the Marines, but from the Army and Air Force as well. I was a Corporal in the Corps,(Second Marine Division) a Sargent in the Army,( 133 Engineering Battalion) and a Sargent in the Air Force.(243 Enginering Installation Squadron) I've deveoped a real accurate bullshit detector, and you've been setting it off ever since you've been here. You questioning my integrity is a joke. I'm not going to get into the things I did as a Marine, but you don't get promoted to Corporal in 27 months without knowing a few things about leadership and intergity. Stick to posting titty pictures and I'll let you be whoever you want.

Did he expect anything less???



All you can say right now? Until you think of a better story? I was really only asking abour your age as I was curios. I was actually going to compliment you for looking amazing at 43 but now I have reason to believe closeup and MIMO.

I still don't understand your answer? Did your sister set up a profile at Bloodykiss under the name Lynette? Or did the computer add 18 years to your age because that's your sisters supposed age?

And what do you mean by saying you have never pretended to be one woman???

In the end I dont really care but I think you have been found out hun

Hey Lynette, I think your show has been cancelled from the fall line-up. Let's reveiw the reasons for getting the ax.

1) Most people can guess their own age within ten years. In ONE guess, not THREE!

2) When looking at a nude picture of them self, they don't confuse it with a sister 15 years older. That would be like me posting a cock picture in "Cocks of RMM" with three different sizes. When called on it, saying, "I never said it was my cock, it's my brothers and my next-door-neighbors".

3) You really screwed the credibility pooch when you claimed to be a multi-millionaire. Next time, for more realism, just say you live comfortably on a modest salary.

4) Here's a big mistake: Ask any woman if they know whether their tits are real or fake, and most of them would get it right. It's just something most women would remember. Probably has to do with the operation, the cost, and the fact that now they have two bigger tits on their chest that they see everyday, just as a reminder. Next time, pick one and stick with it.

5) Three degrees? Next time only claim to have a GED. Most graduates can spell especially, especially if they're a MGM (mentally gifted minor) They can also credibly dissect an argument to find it's weakness, then rebut it effectively. Using examples, pointing out inconsistencies, noticing flawed logic. You know, just what I'm doing to you.Here's what I'm thinking. "Lynette" is some composite, probably a bunch of guys in a dorm room somewhere, (or maybe even a common computer in a nursing home) When one person posts something the others try to build on it. The mistakes are being made because they don't thoroughly read each others posts. I'd say "Lynette" is not ready for prime time.

OK, I haven't been around for a few and just caught up on all of this. I don't have alot to add that hasn't already been said, but the above quote is just freakin creepy.
Who are you, Cecil Adams?

the drama builds ... ( the days of our lives )

you have pics of your brother's and next-door-neighbors cocks?

how do you have the time to post after replying to all those PMs that naraz must be sending you asking to forward them on?

Ha!! that's hilarious!!! Well, played. and I'm probably the only person here who actually gets that.


I was wondering that same thing. Perhaps his name refers to his extreme telephoto lens for his camera and the types of pictures he takes without people knowing

well at least he uses separate login names for each of them


the only difference is that Cecil is better at propegating the charade.

NO! I have to laugh when I think about how all this is going right by most people. My sister Lucky is 43, she my use my nae at times, and I may use heres. Because of the fact that we both have access to each others computers at times... anything is likely to happen. She has a tendancy to use my name far more than I do hers, but I HAVE posted a lot in her name, and she even more in mine. So if there ARE inconsistancies, that's the reason. It cracks me up how most american men seem to think the worlsd revolves arund them. Like some big, nefarious plot is being hatched and soemhow it's their duty to defend the world. LOL! In this country men seem to be far more self-centered than men in other parts of the world who have a firmer grasp of who they really are inside. As for posting pictures of other women on the site... Don't you think the pictures I posted were self-explanatory? Every pervert on this site has seen those "public" pictures before. I NEVER claimed they were of me. They were illustrations of a point more ofeten than not. The ones that are of me are CLEARLY of ME and generally I post a personal comment line so as to identify them as me. Referring people to RMR is NOT illogical. There are people posting there that I have met in real life. As a mattr of fact, there are three women tere who are personal friends of mine that I've known for years. I even went to college with one who was orif=ginally responsible for me beginning to post on so=ites like this. As for closeup... I go on the attack with him because I recognise how he attack through innuendo. Initially he never comes right out and calls names or make directly attacks (he's smart), but his meaning is more than clear. As far as I'm concerned, "you get what you give", and that's all you can expect. If you are small a man enough to feel that two women have somehow bruised your tender male egos by tag teaming in order to provide more entertainment on a site that IS for entertainment, then that's your problem. I think it'd hilarious that men (of all people) feel insulted by being "bullshitted" when men have been bullshitting women forever about everything under the sun in the name of gaining their sexual attention. You guys are the ultimate examples of hypcricy. Don't call me anything other than honest! Please remember that this shoe doesn't fit you all, but there are an aweful lot of men on this site who could wear it easily.BTW, tis ISN'T me! Happy?

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wow Im speechless !!!!! but then I havent wrote a speech in this section YET

LOL! Atta boy ddd35. I like that.

lynette,

just out of sheer curiousity, what is your sister's screenname on here?

I wasn't even gonna start in on this but wtf:
I'm Canadian but thanks for generalizing all of us as Americans and all men who question you on this board as self centred in an attempt to rationalize your what you've been doing. You're the one frauding all of us (men and women included) yet somehow WE'RE the assholes for it. I guess I should have a firmer grasp of who I am inside. Again you project your dishonesty to us...if we were better people we'd see the big picture, right. You should work in politics.
As for your pics, it is really tough sometimes to tell if you're insinuating that the picture is of you. Contrary to popular belief not all of us perverts at this site have the vast porn library that you seem to, and these "public pics"you refer to may not appear as apparent to the casual observer as you seem to think. But you're right, the pics that AREN'T you, you never claim them to be of you, you just leave the matter a little cloudy at times. Forgiveable I suppose.
You say that our male egos are bruised by your ruse? I don't really care when it comes down to it, but the problem with your posts from the beginning is how inconsistent they were. They didn't seem to be written by a 25 year old and the claims and story never pieced together. And then when someone calls you on it, you either don't respond, respond much later when you've thought of a story, ior change the topic and attack them as the liar. Then when there's no way out you say, oh yeah I never claimed to be ONE person?!?! Well you never claimed NOT to be Queen Victoria either so let's get your crown!
I think there are some very basic assumptions people make when you post here. One is that you're at least somewhat in the ball park as far as who you are, your age, how many of you there are. A little emebellishment here and there, who gives a shit. But you blow the lids off the hyperbole department accross the board. Call you anything but honest??? I don't know anyone but a moron who would take anything you say from now on without a HUGE grain of salt. You give no reason to think otherwise.
You should feel accomplished though, 2 people (hell maybe more) have managed to be almost as interesting and enetertaining as one real person.
If the previous post was written by Lucky, then my apologies to Lynette.

where can you get HUGE grains of salt?? I've got some HUGE greenbeans and I think they need a little more flavor.

Best line in this entire thread!!! Except, of course, for the clever wit I may have contributed (Did I even post in here??)

back on topic.....spitting cum out after i've worked so hard to extract it from the source would be just plain sinful! and i think it's also kinda rude to the man. if u dont wanna swallow, at least just back off and dodge it! but dont spit!

I do claim to be queen victoria!

So which do you guys think we're with here:

1) Frat boys with access to "Lynettes" pictures

2) Common computer in a nursing home

3) Common computer in a prison somewhere in California

4) Someone who's good at spinning a half-believable story, but not as good as
we are at unraveling it.

Yet again, Lynette attacks the attacker instead of disproving anything I wrote.