This might work as a good thread. Best words of wisdom you have heard or a quote that you like or just something that strikes you as a good thought... be it funny or sad or something that just makes you think about things







Importance of Women

1 It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.


2 It's important have a woman who can make you laugh.


3 It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.


4 It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.







5 It's very, very important that these four bitches don't know each other.

Hmm words of wisdom. here's a little ditty I heard just recently

search before you create a new thread!

that and "A bit of advice. Always -- no. Never forget to check your references."

bob my friend with a small penis......I searched but I did not find, thought would be a good thread to start....

"Let thee whom has not sinned cast the first stone"

Todd: Got him, Dad!

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my thought of today:

You really like me.... you all really do like me!

UB, I'm sorry. you asked for tidbits and I provided based on a running theme that seems to be the battle cry of this board. I didn't even think of applying my statement to you based on the starting of this thread... but in reading it now, especially after your reply, I can see how that was easily misconstrued.

I think this could be a good thread. I just thought I'd post something that usually sparks a few emotions around here.

I also included a quote from a movie, which, if the reader were not inside my brain, would seem to be connected to the comment about the search thing. Well, that would be wrong. you see, my brain does not usually work in connected thoughts. that quote I posted was completely random from something that popped in my head just as I was writing the post.

Like I said, I can see how my post could easily look like I was giving you a hard time, but trust me I wasn't. I just didn't think before I posted. Sorry about the confusion. Your thread is fine. When the alcohol relieves the frustration from my overworked brain, I will post something a little more coherent... yeah, right.
and as far as the small penis comment... allow me to make it known that while my penis may be small to some people's standards, I am known to be a bit girthy. And in any case, with your wife's small hands and tiny mouth, the pictures I took make my penis look huge!!!

Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

wow she must be a midget then...little person...whatever.

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS.....LOUDEST

If it brown flush it down, if it's yellow let it mellow

Don't drink and drive; you may accidentaly spill some

When the flag is red, go brown instead

why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly

here are a couple of the experts and their advice...

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1695037/

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1698445/
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1698444/

Do you know what you get when you cross a pit-bull terrier with a computer?


I don't know either, but when it Megabytes it Megahertz.

That is actauly Megafunny

"There is nothing to fear, but fear itself."

" The answer is ALWAYS NO..... until you ask... "

no means maybe, pour me another tequila

Jesus CM that sounds like the dribble they force feed us on training days in Sales. I hate all that corporate shit haha

Gnappy, Bob, Jrock etc doesn't this thread remind you of when Homer climbs that mountain with those Apple Sauce bars? He meets Ranier in the gym and Ranier says, "Homer, Get on the abdomeniser and I will shout slogans at you"

gym?... what's a gym?... OH... a gym

Homer: Oh Marge, how could you let me let myself go like this?
Marge: Me? I'm not the one who puts butter in your coffee.


Anyway, I saw this one on Happy Gilmore years ago and liked it so much I got the shirt made.

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...and then you got someone that doesn't have a big ole' beer gut to wear it

That's two thus far, Shooter.
Oh, you can count. Good for you.
And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot.

...another classic

beer gut???







I'll have you know it's from whisky and hot wings





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Remember; The first step in failing is trying. The lesson is, never try.

The early bird may get the mouse, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
William G. McAdoo (1863-1941)


And this one is for you, Closeup! "Semper Fi!" Or have you forgotten.

this was always me my favorite

FUCK YOU , YOU FUCKIN FUCK

I haven't forgotten. Those aren't exactly words of wisdom, they're more like a motto. A better example of Marine Corps advice would be," Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way."

Haha that is one of my fav simpsons quotes. I always say Im heading down to the GYM



I love when the Dog drags his arse outside! Or when he's eating his Apple Sauce bars and looks at the rest of the family and says, "How can you put that filth into your bodies?"



That guy is a classic!

"Hey, I believe that's Mr Gilmore's"

a classic

THIS TO SHALL PASS>>>>>>>>

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Robert Heinlein, "Job", 1984

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?