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Posted by: Narazbad Jul 30 2005, 03:20 AM

So im sure everyones been getting to know who i am around the boards, as i call myself im the one eyed freak. if you dont know the story i shal give a quick recap. last 4th of July i got shot in the eye with a roman candle while having roman candle wars, (pretty stupid i know) so now im blind in my right eye.

Ok, enough with the depressing stuff *as if my entire life isnt so boring its depressing anyway tongue.gif* Im a college sophmore right now, studying graphic design. Probably another year or so with that, and then im going to probably move to Dallas to continue my education. right now im based in Amarillo, which is a go-nowhere town in the middle of the panhandle, with nothing for atleast a two hour radius. Im a huge science buff, (odd for someone on here im sure) very intellectual at time (depends on who im with) and can be a complete dumbass too. its a great combination tongue.gif im a gamer, a computer nerd, a sci-fi geek, and about everything else you would expect from a guy of my age.

Anyway, i think that i have pretty much spilled everything about me...i try to be a good guy, im pretty popular with my massages *when people will let me give them* and yeah....if theres really anything else you needa know, just hit me up. *shrug* i now open the floor to any pokes, jabs, jibs, insults, or ribbing that i am sure is to come upon me lol. latas guys!

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 1 2005, 01:51 AM

Shit dude so you really are a one eyed bandit! Ever thought of an eye patch? some chicks may dig it?

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 1 2005, 12:08 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 1 2005, 12:51 AM)
Shit dude so you really are a one eyed bandit! Ever thought of an eye patch? some chicks may dig it?
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YARRGGHH! smilio06.gif (sorry, they don't have a pirate emoticon... but how does this one not get used more often... i mean, it's called "freak" after all, lol)

food-smiley-004.gif

Posted by: juicy_DD Aug 1 2005, 03:49 PM

QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 1 2005, 05:08 PM)
YARRGGHH!  smilio06.gif  (sorry, they don't have a pirate emoticon... but how does this one not get used more often... i mean, it's called "freak" after all, lol)

food-smiley-004.gif
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Thats harsh!

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 1 2005, 03:52 PM

QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Aug 1 2005, 02:49 PM)
Thats harsh!
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no it's not... he's the one who called himself the "one eyed freak"...

and he knows i'm kidding (otherwise, i'll probably see the royal angry-smiley-011.gif when he reads it, lol)

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 2 2005, 12:56 PM

i'm with bondi, i'd wear an eye patch
i kinda do half ass graphic design too, what area are u looking to work in?

Posted by: clincar Aug 2 2005, 06:20 PM

The eye patch kinda sounds sexy and mysterious

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 2 2005, 11:11 PM

1. eyepatches hurt like hell..they put alot of pressure on my eye and it bulds up and just gives me a huge fucking headache..i get em enough as it is...i hate it
2. the emoticon is kinda funny cuz its even missing the right eye tongue.gif
3. for graphic design, dont know yet. im going to get degrees in both animation and print design so i will have my options open...so yeah...im only 19 tho...all i know is that i hate the town i live in currently...fucking amarillo...

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 4 2005, 02:48 AM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 2 2005, 11:56 AM)
i'm with bondi, i'd wear an eye patch
i kinda do half ass graphic design too, what area are u looking to work in?
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What area am I looking to work in? I dont follow....

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 4 2005, 04:14 AM

dunno yet. right now just trying to get the education and skills needed

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 4 2005, 04:17 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 4 2005, 03:14 AM)
dunno yet. right now just trying to get the education and skills needed
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cool... does Amarillo lick the bag? We have restaraunts here called "Lone Star" like a texan themed chain amd they make these fries called "amarillo Fries" and they are to die for! Useless piece of trivia but hey... thats what Im good for

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 4 2005, 04:19 AM

we have fries named after us?? o.O

Posted by: HotJ Aug 4 2005, 06:51 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 4 2005, 04:17 AM)
cool... does Amarillo lick the bag? We have restaraunts here called "Lone Star" like a texan themed chain amd they make these fries called "amarillo Fries" and they are to die for! Useless piece of trivia but hey... thats what Im good for
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Hey we have Lone Star Steakhouses here too....

Well, what do you think of Outback Steakhouse Bondi??

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 4 2005, 08:17 PM

i never knew about any of these places! and ive never been to outback..the annyoing songs piss me off tongue.gif

Posted by: Hot mama Aug 4 2005, 08:21 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 4 2005, 08:17 PM)
i never knew about any of these places! and ive never been to outback..the annyoing songs piss me off tongue.gif
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They piss me of too.

Posted by: HotJ Aug 4 2005, 08:45 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 4 2005, 09:17 PM)
i never knew about any of these places! and ive never been to outback..the annyoing songs piss me off tongue.gif
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www.lonestarsteakhouse.com

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 4 2005, 11:51 PM

hehe...must check this out....see if they are giving my state a bad name......(oh yeah, we dont all ride horses around and say "Yee Haw" either bondi)

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 5 2005, 08:34 AM

QUOTE(HotJ @ Aug 4 2005, 06:51 PM)
Hey we have Lone Star Steakhouses here too....

Well, what do you think of Outback Steakhouse Bondi??
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Eh its like any chain it has its good and bad. Like I said the Amarillo Friea are the best thing there!

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 5 2005, 08:35 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 4 2005, 11:51 PM)
hehe...must check this out....see if they are giving my state a bad name......(oh yeah, we dont all ride horses around and say "Yee Haw" either bondi)
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You dont? blink.gif


Its just like no Aussies have pet Kangaroos, say Crickey or live in the "outback". I live in a brick house, in the city! haha. I do say mate though!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 6 2005, 04:32 AM

i live in a brick house in the city too! wow!!! tongue.gif oh yeah...i should prolly put a picture up here, huh?

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Aug 6 2005, 07:37 AM

you going for glass or just keep the patch perm? If i had to get a glass eye.. id get one with a flashlight in it... touch yer temple and be able to turn it on smile.gif

Shoot naz your still young.. they way they clone shit anymore im sure you will get yer eye back smile.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 6 2005, 03:26 PM

thanks comedy, means alot to me. i still have an eye in there, just its very very very badly damaged and pretty much useless....freaking cornea....anyway, i got a doc appointment on monday so we will see what they say...they were talking about some kinda wierd stem cell culturing on the eye or something...precursor to a corneal transplant..*shrug* two eye specialists talking and me trying to catch the convo....as you can imagine it didnt work too well

Posted by: paybarraman Aug 8 2005, 10:08 AM

You suck too ya one-eyed bastard!!!!






tongue.gif





ph34r.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 8 2005, 10:41 PM

bad doctors visit today....sad.gif :'(

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 9 2005, 02:57 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 8 2005, 10:41 PM)
bad doctors visit today....sad.gif :'(
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What happened?

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 9 2005, 03:06 AM

found out i have a 10-15% chance of regaining vision...at most...and that it will be atleast another 6-12 months before they will even do anything with it....im afraid il never see again....sad.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 9 2005, 03:19 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 9 2005, 03:06 AM)
found out i have a 10-15% chance of regaining vision...at most...and that it will be atleast another 6-12 months before they will even do anything with it....im afraid il never see again....sad.gif
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you still have your good eye right?

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 9 2005, 03:27 AM

the docs paranoid im gonna lose that one too so hes trying to get me to go to wearing glasses full time...

Posted by: clincar Aug 9 2005, 03:39 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 9 2005, 03:27 AM)
the docs paranoid im gonna lose that one too so hes trying to get me to go to wearing glasses full time...
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Hang in there mez, we are all withyou on this one, hope i speak for every one.

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 9 2005, 03:42 AM

im not mez o.O

Posted by: clincar Aug 9 2005, 03:45 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 9 2005, 03:42 AM)
im not mez o.O
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I'm really sorry about that Naz, my mind was wondering.your pic rocks

Posted by: juicy_DD Aug 9 2005, 04:29 AM

I am with you Naz my mom is registered blind and it wasnt somthin she was born with has deteriorated over the last 10 years smile.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 9 2005, 04:38 AM

im so sorry for your mom juicy...its really not anything good...i mean im not that bad off...its only one eye...so i still have my other one...but yeah...it still sucks because im 19 and half blind already...

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Aug 9 2005, 07:37 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 9 2005, 04:38 AM)
im so sorry for your mom juicy...its really not anything good...i mean im not that bad off...its only one eye...so i still have my other one...but yeah...it still sucks because im 19 and half blind already...
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Like I say bro this is the science now... just give it a few ... i have faith... that 10% - 15% now means just out patient surgery years later... always works that way 2thumbs.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 9 2005, 02:45 PM

im hopin cman...thanks for all the support you guys give the one eyed freak tongue.gif

Posted by: paybarraman Aug 10 2005, 07:12 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 9 2005, 04:38 AM)
im so sorry for your mom juicy...its really not anything good...i mean im not that bad off...its only one eye...so i still have my other one...but yeah...it still sucks because im 19 and half blind already...
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19.......half blind........


BUT YOUR 411 is TWO fucking pages!!!!!!


Naraz you secret board whore you!!!!! 2thumbs.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 10 2005, 04:24 PM

im not the only one! tongue.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 10 2005, 04:24 PM

arent like two or three other of my threads like 2 pages too? tongue.gif

Posted by: paybarraman Aug 11 2005, 01:24 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 10 2005, 04:24 PM)
arent like two or three other of my threads like 2 pages too? tongue.gif
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Ohhhh, see......now he's getting uppity with his mulit paged multi threads!!!!


tongue.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 11 2005, 03:44 PM

hey...i aint got no 99 page threads yet..

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 15 2005, 04:12 PM

blah bleh blah bloing ble bloingidy bloing

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 15 2005, 06:59 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 11 2005, 03:44 PM)
hey...i aint got no 99 page threads yet..
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few do unless u count hot women with beautiful breasts or comedyman(dunno if he has nice breasts tho lol)

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 16 2005, 01:56 AM

This joke is in incredibly poor taste... so it should fit in well here... but I am half blind every weekend! haha

Ok sorry... hope all gets better with your one eye dude

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 16 2005, 01:58 AM

bondi... just close your eyes next time then 04.gif

... and if you're really that concerned about poor taste, you could always ask him to change his diet..


laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 16 2005, 02:00 AM

QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 16 2005, 01:58 AM)
bondi... just close your eyes next time then  04.gif

... and if you're really that concerned about poor taste, you could always ask him to change his diet..
laughing-smiley-014.gif  laughing-smiley-014.gif
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You got me there...well done!

I'll put that one down to me being sick and not thoroughly checking my posts before posting them!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 16 2005, 04:23 AM

so..WHY are we having gay jokes in my thread again?

(and no, i have no threads in my drawer, and even if i did, im not going to show you mez)

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 16 2005, 04:24 AM

or bondi..or paybar...or jr...

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 16 2005, 04:57 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 16 2005, 04:24 AM)
or bondi..or paybar...or jr...
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u covered yourself just in time there buddy! tongue.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 16 2005, 02:55 PM

hehe kiana and vix can see tho tongue.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 17 2005, 02:18 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 16 2005, 02:55 PM)
hehe kiana and vix can see tho tongue.gif
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Now there's a match made in heaven!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 17 2005, 02:49 AM

kia and vix? uh huh

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 17 2005, 03:42 AM

Ok... here is the resumption of poor jokes and bad humour!

Right at home in Naraz's thread!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 17 2005, 03:44 AM

lol just in time for me to go to bed! (alright i lied, i do sleep sometimes..but rarely for more than 4 or 5 hours....its killin me man!)

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 17 2005, 03:46 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 17 2005, 03:44 AM)
lol just in time for me to go to bed! (alright i lied, i do sleep sometimes..but rarely for more than 4 or 5 hours....its killin me man!)
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U need sleep dude! It explains a hell of a lot about you!

Im off anyway... keep it real dude 2thumbs.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 17 2005, 03:47 AM

lol latas mein, keep safe and oogle some australian boobies for me

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 18 2005, 04:15 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 17 2005, 03:47 AM)
lol latas mein, keep safe and oogle some australian boobies for me
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Done and done!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 18 2005, 06:18 PM

maybe i can get to oogle some boobies in my own thread? perhaps?

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 19 2005, 03:27 AM

ph34r.gif Tumbeweed passes the horizon ph34r.gif

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 19 2005, 01:28 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 18 2005, 06:18 PM)
maybe i can get to oogle some boobies in my own thread? perhaps?
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user posted image

Posted by: paybarraman Aug 19 2005, 01:29 PM

OHHHHH that's just mean Gnappy........

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 19 2005, 01:57 PM

QUOTE(paybarraman @ Aug 19 2005, 01:29 PM)
OHHHHH that's just mean Gnappy........
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yer right, next time I'll put my shirt back on ohmy.gif

Posted by: FORAGOODTIME Aug 19 2005, 01:59 PM

Here's you some boobies to oogle sweetie....


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Posted by: Gnappster Aug 19 2005, 02:00 PM

QUOTE(FORAGOODTIME @ Aug 19 2005, 01:59 PM)
Here's you some boobies to oogle sweetie....
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22.gif MUCH better than the ones I posted

Posted by: paybarraman Aug 19 2005, 02:09 PM

WOW Sweetheart!!! They look magnificent!!!! 22.gif love-smiley-085.gif

Posted by: closeup Aug 19 2005, 03:24 PM

Now THAT is world class cleavage. Nice post. I hope those boobs are going to spread like wildfire across these boards.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 19 2005, 07:33 PM

Now Gnappy, dont be offended but I think GOODTIME's breasts are a whole lot better than yours! haha

I think our one eyed friend Narazbad will stain his pants when he next checks his 411 thread!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 21 2005, 06:27 PM

gnappy will now die....*gets out plastic spoon*

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 21 2005, 06:28 PM

and yes...very very very nice boobies goodtime....tongue.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 22 2005, 01:07 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 21 2005, 06:28 PM)
and yes...very very very nice boobies goodtime....tongue.gif
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so did u stain your pants? tongue.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 22 2005, 03:44 AM

staing? whats that? tongue.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 22 2005, 03:45 AM

I have edited my poor spelling so it should now make sense... see above comment!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 22 2005, 03:46 AM

ok...ive been having this argument with a few of my female friends for a very long time now and i want to finally know what you girls think.....am i hot? or cute? or anything? and if so...why? i really dont understand it myself honestly!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 22 2005, 10:20 PM

well now...my 411 seems to be deader than pays sex life! or was that gnappy...oh well we both know neither are gettin none! tongue.gif

Posted by: sweetnsexy Aug 22 2005, 10:56 PM

Okay....given that you are less than half my age (just..ish!) I'm not sure if it is legal for me to be commenting on whether or not you are hot...but you are cute!

I was going to give you some boobs...but having seen the pics already here, I don't want to get mistaken for another of Gnappy's jokes!!

And 'is this the way to Amarillo?' has recently topped the UK music charts (but they could have been asking so that they could avoid it!)

And sorry to hear about the eye...docs do often tend to talk down the positives, and the body often heals remarkably well...so we'll keep fingers crossed for the future. In the meantime, its a great excuse to look cool in dark glasses!

xxxx

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 22 2005, 10:59 PM

lol ok...never heard the song, whos it by? the eye im pretty much just there with...and i dont think you could EVER be mistaken for one of bondis jokes!

Posted by: sweetnsexy Aug 22 2005, 11:10 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 22 2005, 10:59 PM)
lol ok...never heard the song, whos it by? the eye im pretty much just there with...and i dont think you could EVER be mistaken for one of bondis jokes!
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Song is by Tony Christie - an oldie which was reworked for a charity this spring. Was no1 here for 4/5 weeks

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 23 2005, 01:45 AM

odd *shrug* amarillo also means yellow in spanish....*shrug*

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 23 2005, 02:06 AM

sweet n sexy you could never be mistaken for gnappy please be sure of that!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 24 2005, 01:41 AM

of course...gnappy might start trying to have sex with the monitor if you do one TOO bad.....tongue.gif

Posted by: Dani Aug 24 2005, 10:56 AM

Blind!?!?!??!?! awwww... now i feel bad!!! but hey... at least you can see out of one eye!!! smile.gif
(that means you can see this... bj.gif )

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 24 2005, 12:45 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 23 2005, 02:06 AM)
sweet n sexy you could never be mistaken for gnappy please be sure of that!
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I agree, you wouldn't be mistaken for one of my jokes, I've seen your pics. love-smiley-085.gif

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 24 2005, 12:48 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 22 2005, 10:20 PM)
well now...my 411 seems to be deader than pays sex life! or was that gnappy...oh well we both know neither are gettin none! tongue.gif
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hey, I'm married so I'm always gettin some! Sometimes the "gettin some" is weeks apart, that's all. tongue.gif

Posted by: Dani Aug 24 2005, 01:32 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 6 2005, 04:32 AM)
i live in a brick house in the city too! wow!!! tongue.gif oh yeah...i should prolly put a picture up here, huh?
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your a hottie!!

Posted by: sussed2 Aug 24 2005, 02:31 PM

Hi Narazbad!!!

Just wanted to take a peek in your 411 to say hello!

I must say - GREAT picture..... You really are a great looking guy. One eye or not who cares, you have a beautiful face wub.gif

I hope you're doing well!

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 24 2005, 02:33 PM

naraz is gonna stain his pants again

Posted by: sussed2 Aug 24 2005, 03:43 PM

haha...

He's young, but beautiful love-smiley-052.gif

Where you been all my life Naz ?!

Posted by: juicy_DD Aug 24 2005, 03:58 PM

your cute Naz...foto for you

Posted by: clincar Aug 24 2005, 07:21 PM

QUOTE(FORAGOODTIME @ Aug 19 2005, 01:59 PM)
Here's you some boobies to oogle sweetie....
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Very nice 2thumbs.gif

Posted by: Hot mama Aug 24 2005, 07:22 PM

QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Aug 24 2005, 03:58 PM)
your cute Naz...foto for you
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nice one

Posted by: clincar Aug 24 2005, 07:23 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 22 2005, 03:46 AM)
ok...ive been having this argument with a few of my female friends for a very long time now and i want to finally know what you girls think.....am i hot? or cute? or anything? and if so...why? i really dont understand it myself honestly!
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Cute and sophisticated smile.gif

Posted by: burningnickle Aug 24 2005, 07:25 PM

Very nice!!!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 24 2005, 07:31 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 24 2005, 02:33 PM)
naraz is gonna stain his pants again
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YOUR DAMN RIGHT I AM!!! tongue.gif i got sussed saying im hot! holy shit!! and dani!! ooh...sweet lord..i can die now.....*grabs lilly and lays back on bed* hehe

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 24 2005, 07:34 PM

ok..i am now officially a very happy man. all this love! i cant believe it! tongue.gif sussed im sooo happy you came back, and im right here waiting for you too! tongue.gif for everyone who has posted..thank you...you just made what started as a very bad day much better smile.gif i love you all love-smiley-052.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2005, 01:00 AM

Naraz i told you things would turn your way soon!

Now getting the calibre of women to say your hot like you have is an achievement!!!

well done young man!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 25 2005, 01:49 AM

WOOOO!! *dances around singing "im the king im the king"* jk lol, im not that much into myself

Posted by: juicy_DD Aug 25 2005, 04:09 PM

I hop into your thread and I dont even get a mention.....pahhhh...hoppin back out!!!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 25 2005, 05:47 PM

rofl i sowwy juicy, didnt see ya on there! you know i love you babe!

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 26 2005, 08:18 PM

QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Aug 25 2005, 04:09 PM)
I hop into your thread and I dont even get a mention.....pahhhh...hoppin back out!!!
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always welcome at my thread sexy. You know U have receieved plenty of mentions there!

Posted by: sussed2 Sep 1 2005, 11:34 AM

nah.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 2 2005, 08:12 AM

QUOTE(sussed2 @ Sep 1 2005, 11:34 AM)
nah.gif
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i think someone is becoming a post whore! haha

(trying to avert attention from myself)

Posted by: sussed2 Sep 2 2005, 09:46 AM

Yeah you guys have corrupted me........ sad.gif

Posted by: paybarraman Sep 2 2005, 04:01 PM

QUOTE(sussed2 @ Sep 2 2005, 09:46 AM)
Yeah you guys have corrupted me........  sad.gif
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Not nearly as much as I want to......... tongue.gif

03.gif

Posted by: sussed2 Sep 2 2005, 05:25 PM

Ahhh clever!

love-smiley-077.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 2 2005, 10:11 PM

QUOTE(sussed2 @ Sep 2 2005, 09:46 AM)
Yeah you guys have corrupted me........  sad.gif
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ah to corrupt the innocent and beautiful... its my life's work!

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 2 2005, 10:42 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 2 2005, 09:11 PM)
ah to corrupt the innocent and beautiful... its my life's work!
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beautiful i'll give you... but who said she was innocent?? (oh, god i hope not food-smiley-004.gif )

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 2 2005, 10:45 PM

ah she looks innocent even though I hope and pray she isnt. Well just the fact she hangs here with all us whores must prove she is on the opposite side of innocence

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 2 2005, 10:47 PM

smilio14.gif smilio14.gif smilio14.gif smilio14.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 2 2005, 10:51 PM

I think this explains it best.... party-smiley-048.gif

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 2 2005, 10:55 PM

yeah, except that a lot of times, after checking out sussed i'm not in exactly the best position to stand up, let alone dance 22.gif lol

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 2 2005, 10:59 PM

thats actually my penis in a suit and smiley face dancing! tongue.gif

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 2 2005, 11:01 PM

dude, usually you crack me up... but even i can't follow that this time... coz.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 2 2005, 11:04 PM

QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 2 2005, 11:01 PM)
dude, usually you crack me up... but even i can't follow that this time...  coz.gif
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Ok... I will speak S L O W E R.....

This picture party-smiley-048.gif isnt actually me dancing. It is my cock dressed in a suit and a smiley face dancing.

Infering that sussed makes my pants dance.... ya dig? coco.gif

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 2 2005, 11:07 PM

does that mean that you're dancing all over your balls, or am i upside-down and you have your balls on your chin (tea-bagging yourself!)? ... either way, dude, that's just fucked up laughing-smiley-014.gif








(but in all seriousness, i understand completely about sussed making one's pants dance... food-smiley-004.gif )

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 2 2005, 11:14 PM

I have no control of my pant/groin region when sussed is around! haha

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 3 2005, 01:41 AM

lol ok we all love sussed but cmon, is this really the place????















what am i thinking....HELL YES ITS THE PLACE!! KEEP POSTING YOU BITCHES!!!!






oh yeah...I LOVE YOU SUSSED!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 3 2005, 02:28 AM

im helping ur thread grow narazbad

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 3 2005, 02:28 AM

you're all about helping make naraz's stuff grow, aren't you bondi? jerkit.gif

laughing-smiley-014.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 3 2005, 02:35 AM

I knew posting my prior comment that u were going to jump on the chance to poke fun but i am just too tired and lazy to change it haha

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 3 2005, 09:40 PM

bad jrock! bad! bad! *SLAP*

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 4 2005, 12:38 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Sep 3 2005, 08:40 PM)
bad jrock! bad! bad! *SLAP*
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naraz, you learn that from your "alone time" w/pay? bondi's gonna be pissed when he finds out you've been cheating on him... smilio04.gif

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 5 2005, 01:29 AM

QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 4 2005, 12:38 PM)
naraz, you learn that from your "alone time" w/pay?    bondi's gonna be pissed when he finds out you've been cheating on him...  smilio04.gif
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nah, I think bondi is mature enuff to share him with other guys laughing-smiley-014.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 5 2005, 02:13 AM

how the FUCK did i become the gay guy on here??? its the one eye huh?

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 5 2005, 03:10 AM

QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 4 2005, 12:38 PM)
naraz, you learn that from your "alone time" w/pay?    bondi's gonna be pissed when he finds out you've been cheating on him...  smilio04.gif
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ah its cool... i've been cheating on him too tongue.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 5 2005, 03:56 AM

ouch.....damn i feel so used...

Posted by: sussed2 Sep 7 2005, 10:00 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jul 30 2005, 03:20 AM)
im pretty popular with my massages *when people will let me give them*


*ahem*
Can I have one pleeease ???

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 7 2005, 08:59 PM

you can have all of them hunny...no charge tongue.gif

Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 7 2005, 09:33 PM

Would you give me one??

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2005, 01:31 AM

QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Sep 7 2005, 09:33 PM)
Would you give me one??
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since Narazbad hasn't replied... I'll take the liberty and offer my service! tongue.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 8 2005, 05:18 PM

lol i didnt get on at all last night tongue.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 8 2005, 05:20 PM

my pretty picture that has to go away...sad.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 10 2005, 11:34 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Sep 8 2005, 05:18 PM)
lol i didnt get on at all last night tongue.gif
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your loss... my gain! haha tongue.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 27 2005, 11:27 PM

so....anyone even notice that ive been gone?

Posted by: DrakynsGirl Sep 27 2005, 11:36 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Sep 27 2005, 11:27 PM)
so....anyone even notice that ive been gone?
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Yeah.. where'd ya go?

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 28 2005, 01:51 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Sep 27 2005, 10:27 PM)
so....anyone even notice that ive been gone?
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yeah, it was a rough time being the only one to rip on bondi... but i think i stepped up to the plate to make up for your absence nah.gif

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Sep 28 2005, 03:50 PM

What the hell have ya been Mother fuc...... uhhh where ya been Naz :laugh:

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 29 2005, 02:03 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Sep 27 2005, 11:27 PM)
so....anyone even notice that ive been gone?
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you know we did... so ya back or u just dropping by?

Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 29 2005, 07:51 PM

Thought you'd been swept off your feet by that hussy Rita!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 30 2005, 09:01 PM

Swept....Hussy... Rita???

What the fuck is going on Naraz?

Posted by: Narazbad Oct 1 2005, 02:10 AM

as ive said in other threads...work...work..school...work...school..work...concerts...work...more work....school.....late school....oh yeah..work...
havent had much time to come around...and its been just a very stressful few weeks...everyones leavin it feels...no one to talk to anymore...not even dear sussed will come talk to me *sighs* but..iunno...might come around more depending on how things go with the personal life

Posted by: Puppet Oct 2 2005, 03:04 AM

I feel that .. just when i thought i was back in action .. stuff just started popping up

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 4 2005, 02:13 AM

Amen Naraz... this place doesnt feel the same.

Posted by: sweetnsexy Oct 4 2005, 08:24 PM

Hey, some of us old whores are still here chatting....oh - I appear to be the only one!

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 5 2005, 02:28 AM

QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Oct 4 2005, 08:24 PM)
Hey, some of us old whores are still here chatting....oh - I appear to be the only one!
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You are one of only a few of the old school whores left sweet... You do though make up for alot that are missing 2thumbs.gif

Posted by: paybarraman Oct 6 2005, 10:09 AM

NARAZ!!!!!!!

food-smiley-004.gif

drinkup.gif


oh wait...you 21 yet?



tongue.gif

Posted by: paybarraman Oct 6 2005, 10:09 AM

QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Oct 4 2005, 08:24 PM)
Hey, some of us old whores are still here chatting....oh - I appear to be the only one!
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DO NOT use the words "Old" and "Whore" when describing yourself baby!!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 7 2005, 02:41 AM

QUOTE(paybarraman @ Oct 6 2005, 10:09 AM)
NARAZ!!!!!!!

food-smiley-004.gif

drinkup.gif
oh wait...you 21 yet?
tongue.gif
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Better give him a coke haha

When are u Americans going to loosen up and allow 18 year olds to drink a beer!

Posted by: paybarraman Oct 13 2005, 07:41 AM

Where you hidin you one eyed pervert?

tongue.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Oct 30 2005, 11:23 PM

AAH! people have been lookin for me? you know...i DO check in every once in a while...just...dont remember when...lol! ive been so swamped the fuck out that i dont even have time to whack it hardly lol. but i try to make time for the girls atleast a few times a week

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 31 2005, 11:44 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Oct 30 2005, 11:23 PM)
AAH! people have been lookin for me? you know...i DO check in every once in a while...just...dont remember when...lol! ive been so swamped the fuck out that i dont even have time to whack it hardly lol. but i try to make time for the girls atleast a few times a week
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hardly have time to rub one out?!?! priorities, my man, priorities. jerkit.gif

Posted by: sussed2 Nov 7 2005, 10:42 PM

A big kiss for the cutest kid on this site.
If only you were older and Canadian ............ lol

Dont work too hard chum!!! Miss ya

oh , and remember, doesn't matter if you have two eyes, one, or none at all..... YOU ARE A HEARTBREAKER, kid!!!!

*mwah*

Take it EZ killer!!!!

food-smiley-004.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Nov 10 2005, 02:20 AM

baby if im a heartbreaker and the cutest kid on here....your a world shatterer and absolutley gorgeous...but we already know that tongue.gif anyway...i miss you babe and you should seriously text me sometime!

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 1 2006, 12:15 AM

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Posted by: sweetnsexy Jan 1 2006, 11:01 PM

Good to see you back Naz....you been gone way too long!!

Here's a pic to treat your good eye and tempt you back a bit more!!!

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happy New Year !! love-smiley-077.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 3 2006, 03:34 PM

well thankies sweets, good to know SOMEONE misses me! *cough cough* GNAPPY ASS!! *cough*

Posted by: paybarraman Jan 3 2006, 03:37 PM

Hey I sent you a PM you dick!!!!!!

tongue.gif

2thumbs.gif on the new chickie.........you takin good care of her?

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 3 2006, 03:38 PM

woohoo! naraz has a new girl? alright... food-smiley-004.gif for the boy hopefully gettin' laid on a regular basis tongue.gif

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 3 2006, 03:41 PM

of course I missed you ya big lug! I just figured you were dead or in jail. Go figure.
What's this I hear about a new girl in your life? How many psi does she inflate to? LOL just bugging. But can we see her boobs?

Posted by: Kiana Jan 3 2006, 03:43 PM

her boobs? I wanna see more than her boobs wink.gif Can I join you and your new girl?

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 3 2006, 03:44 PM

QUOTE(Kiana @ Jan 3 2006, 02:43 PM)
her boobs?  I wanna see more than her boobs wink.gif  Can I join you and your new girl?
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wow, kiana doesn't waste any time or fuck around...




i knew she was perfect love-smiley-077.gif tongue.gif

Posted by: Kiana Jan 3 2006, 03:47 PM

well hey, if you know what the end result is going to be why fuck around and waste time getting there. LoL

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 3 2006, 03:48 PM

QUOTE(Kiana @ Jan 3 2006, 02:47 PM)
well hey, if you know what the end result is going to be why fuck around and waste time getting there. LoL
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true... i guess it would leave more time for the real "fucking around" 03.gif

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 3 2006, 03:49 PM

QUOTE(Kiana @ Jan 3 2006, 03:47 PM)
well hey, if you know what the end result is going to be why fuck around and waste time getting there. LoL
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you're a woman ahead of her time

Posted by: sweetnsexy Jan 3 2006, 09:16 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 3 2006, 03:34 PM)
well thankies sweets, good to know SOMEONE misses me! *cough cough* GNAPPY ASS!! *cough*
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guns.gif Are you implying that my ass and Gnappy's could be confused!!!???
smilio12.gif

Posted by: Puppet Jan 3 2006, 10:11 PM

hhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 4 2006, 01:55 AM

LOL SWEETS! never never never never never never never!!! just..i see ass...and of course....gnappy pops up in my head! tongue.gif kia, you know EXACTLY what to say to make a guy wake up! tongue.gif and how to welcome a guy back...thanks yos, i feel missed for once!!! tongue.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 4 2006, 02:28 AM

hey Naz good to "see" (oh my god I crack myself up) again! Too long between drinks my friend


oh and Kiana... I have a girl i'd be happy to share with you! tongue.gif

Posted by: Kiana Jan 4 2006, 02:46 PM

Damn, if I was independently wealthy I would take a cross country trip bangin all your girlfriends/wives.

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 4 2006, 03:24 PM

QUOTE(Kiana @ Jan 4 2006, 02:46 PM)
Damn, if I was independently wealthy I would take a cross country trip bangin all your girlfriends/wives.
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I smell a reality show in the works!

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 4 2006, 03:47 PM

*calls fox* YEAH...i got this new show...its about this fuckin HOT MILF.....she wants to travel the country in all the threesomes she can find......actually, fuck you guys fox.. this is a show for Playboy channel!! hugh, here we come! tongue.gif
kiana, you seriously gotta meet up with me sometime tongue.gif

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 4 2006, 04:04 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 4 2006, 03:47 PM)
*calls fox* YEAH...i got this new show...its about this fuckin HOT MILF.....she wants to travel the country in all the threesomes she can find......actually, fuck you guys fox.. this is a show for Playboy channel!! hugh, here we come! tongue.gif
kiana, you seriously gotta meet up with me sometime tongue.gif
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if they could make 7 lives Xposed happen, they could definitely pull this off. Kiana duz America, and a lil Canadian too tongue.gif

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 4 2006, 04:22 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 4 2006, 03:04 PM)
if they could make 7 lives Xposed happen, they could definitely pull this off. Kiana duz America, and a lil Canadian too  tongue.gif
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aww, don't put yourself down gnapp... i'm sure your "little canadian" isn't THAT bad... oh wait, it is?... sorry dude, that sucks nah.gif

Posted by: Kiana Jan 4 2006, 11:24 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 4 2006, 03:47 PM)
*calls fox* YEAH...i got this new show...its about this fuckin HOT MILF.....she wants to travel the country in all the threesomes she can find......actually, fuck you guys fox.. this is a show for Playboy channel!! hugh, here we come! tongue.gif
kiana, you seriously gotta meet up with me sometime tongue.gif
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My cousin is having a baby shower soon. She lives in Amarillo. Maybe i'll have to make a trip up there for it and we can meet up. I go to Amarillo twice a year but that wont be till later in the year so maybe I can make an extra trip for her baby shower. I'll check and see when they are planning it for.

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 4 2006, 11:25 PM

QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 4 2006, 04:22 PM)
aww, don't put yourself down gnapp... i'm sure your "little canadian" isn't THAT bad... oh wait, it is?... sorry dude, that sucks  nah.gif
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yeah I threw that out there, knowing someone would bite. I feel bad burning you guys so badly all the time laughing-smiley-014.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 5 2006, 12:38 AM

goddamn ive been gone too long....ive lost my timing AND my touch! tongue.gif shouda caught that little canadian.....but il get my hands on alot of kiana!! wink.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 6 2006, 12:17 AM

QUOTE(Kiana @ Jan 4 2006, 02:46 PM)
Damn, if I was independently wealthy I would take a cross country trip bangin all your girlfriends/wives.
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 4 2006, 03:24 PM)
I smell a reality show in the works!
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Kiana's Girlfriends

One girl, picking off one girlfriend at a time and having alot of fun doing it!

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 6 2006, 04:48 PM

will this be an elimination show? maybe....worst licker gets booted first? tongue.gif (blatantly wrong but oh well...my ass just got out of bed for the day)

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 6 2006, 07:12 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 6 2006, 04:48 PM)
will this be an elimination show? maybe....worst licker gets booted first? tongue.gif (blatantly wrong but oh well...my ass just got out of bed for the day)
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Im off to the major networks to pitch the idea haha.

Kiana heads Down Under.... ah the subtleties

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 7 2006, 01:40 AM

i think that im going to go back into isolation for awhile.........things went....really bad we will say.........and...i dont feel like myself anymore......or the scary thing is....is that i do....a person i used to be a long time ago.....one that i really....really dont like being....and i dont know if i can stop it......or if i even want to......so...yeah.....if you dont see me.....thats why.....feel free to pm...il respond to them...just....i dont know if im going to be active on the boards very much anymore.....not now atleast....




its hard to be funny when your this empty inside.....




smilio11.gif smilio11.gif sad-smiley-042.gif sad.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 7 2006, 01:44 AM

Dude, head up. It is easy for me to say look at the bright side but I do not know what pain u are going through.

Just know that your pals at RMM are here if you need us.

Seriously dude, the razor emoticons may be just an expression but don't joke like that... you are 19 and 20 years old and life has a long way to go yet dude

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 7 2006, 01:46 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 7 2006, 12:44 AM)
Dude, head up. It is easy for me to say look at the bright side but I do not know what pain u are going through.

Just know that your pals at RMM are here if you need us.

Seriously dude, the razor emoticons may be just an expression but don't joke like that... you are 19 and 20 years old and life has a long way to go yet dude
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nothing funny here from me... but i think bondi said everything perfectly

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 7 2006, 02:11 AM

they are an expression....but its so close to what i want to be the truth.........you dont know me well enough.....but...im really not a happy person inside.....not right now atleast.......im going back into something i used to be.....and....i dont know how to stop it.....she was what pulled me out of it a long time ago....and.....its not there anymore....nothings there.....just............emptyness.....

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 7 2006, 02:17 AM

hey, I'm not sure of the personal turmoil of which u speak, but things always seem worst right when you are experiencing them. It's only after you have gone through them and later on you can look back and put them in perspective and know that you are are a stronger person because of it.
hope things turn around for ya.

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 8 2006, 09:47 PM

Dido Gnappy

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 9 2006, 12:32 AM

well...its still hell....im scared shitless of losing two of the closest people ive ever had in my life....and i dont honestly know what to do about it anymore....i feel like im going thru hell and back with this and i dont know what to do...but....im somehow managing to function. its odd...really

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 9 2006, 01:58 AM

The funny thing about life... is that no matter how shit it is at times... it still goes on, and my friend.... so shall you

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 12 2006, 04:11 AM

well now....lets see how things have been with me. i try to move on, they wont let me...i swear to god, people i NEVER thought would go against me have completley betrayed me...so you know what? FUCK THEM! im sick of them doing this shit to me, im sick of them treating me like bullshit and lying to me and betraying me and doing everything they can to make my life a living hell. its one thing to do it while im at home and trying to sleep. its another to flat out lie to me and take it to my WORK PLACE!!! they fucking LIED to me and brought shit to my work today and tried to make ME out to be the bad guy. and the person i thought would never do anythign against me...the one i thought who was actually CARING for me....fucking betrays me...flat out betrays me and goes against a solemn vow i made her make to me! i cant have a single piece of private talk with either one of them anymore and im fucking sick of it. so if they want to start shit with me, in my place of employment, lie to me, and treat me like the bad guy? FUCK THEM UP THE FUCKING ASS WITH A FUCKING CATTLE PROD TURNED SIDEWAYS!


ever get this strange feeling that the girls going to end up pregnant in 6 months?



sorry...needed venting time. fucking bullshit....

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 12 2006, 04:18 AM

...aaaaaaaand exhale...

hopefully it felt good to get that shit out naraz... feel free to keep venting...

...and i hear that looking at tits helps make a man feel better too love-smiley-085.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 12 2006, 04:20 AM

lol...honestly? sex isnt that much on my mind right now...its more along the lines of beating the bloody hell out of something or someone....

she brought the new boyfriend with her...and tried to start shit between the two of us, but wouldnt let him out of the car. something about me being a pussy and stabbing the fucker or something...funny, considering i didnt even have my knives on me today.....

oh well, took it out on a metal door...dented it too and thats some thick shit tongue.gif

damn my hands gonna feel good in the morning...tongue.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 12 2006, 04:28 AM

BUT...i wouldnt mind if a few of our lovely ladies decided to put a few up here for me???

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 12 2006, 11:45 AM

it's good to get that shit out Naraz. And don't let stupid people get you down. Don't even react to stupid shit. Take the stoic approach, even if that's not how you feel. They WANT to get a reaction out of you. Then do what I do. Go buy a 80 lb heavy bag, some good wraps n bag gloves and just wail away at it til you're ready to drop. Then vent about it on here and look at boobs.

Move over Dr. Phil, Gnappster's in town!

Posted by: Kiana Jan 12 2006, 11:57 AM

Awww, Naraz. I'm sorry you have to put up with stupid bitches. I'll kick her ass when I get there. Its been a while since i've had a good fight. My kiddo has been screaming for hours but if she ever takes a nap, i'll try and get a pic up for you. love-smiley-077.gif

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 12 2006, 12:14 PM

QUOTE(Kiana @ Jan 12 2006, 11:57 AM)
   My kiddo has been screaming for hours but if she ever takes a nap, i'll try and get a pic up for you. love-smiley-077.gif
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*comes running,singing lullabies withh children's tylenol in hand*

Posted by: Kiana Jan 12 2006, 12:32 PM

LOL...Well hurry up, already!

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 12 2006, 11:06 PM

PLEEEEEEEEEAAAASEEEEE go to sleep little one! uncle narazbad will give you a nice toy if you do!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 12:41 AM

Naraz... I hope this doesn't offend but it sounds like the girl in question is nothing but what you Americans call "White Trash" and what we aussies call a "bogan" or "westie"

She is no good.... if she comes to your workplace again ring the fucking cops because you are being harassed!

There are planty more fish in the sea dude... you are a young guy and I hate to say this but you'll probably have experiences like these again (break ups etc). Its all a learning curve... and you'll become a betterman for it!

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 01:13 AM

eh...fuck them. i bet they will be back within a month tongue.gif


seriously tho...this is the worst break up ive ever been thru....but hopefully it will be over soon

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 01:36 AM

thats right... Fuck em!

Know you know why illegal substances were invented!

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 01:49 AM

know you know? wow.....i think your on em!

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 01:50 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 01:49 AM)
know you know? wow.....i think your on em!
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think???? blink.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 01:51 AM

point...

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 02:39 AM

hey naraz... i just saw a commercial on tv... apparently they offer "guys gone wild" now... when's your birthday? it seems like the perfect present

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:40 AM

hahahaha....fuck you tongue.gif. shouldnt you offer that to bondi tho?

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 02:42 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 01:40 AM)
hahahaha....fuck you tongue.gif. shouldnt you offer that to bondi tho?
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nah... he got his own copy for appearing in it... laughing-smiley-017.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:44 AM

dude...didnt he make cover or something?

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:47 AM

hell.... I'll get my boobs out for the viewing pleasure.... you are the sick fucker you wants the copy!

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:48 AM

o.O were talking about guys gone wild bondi......you have man boobs??

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:52 AM

isn't that just a bunch of girls flashing their tits at spring break?

Man Pectorals!

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:54 AM

haha! man boobs...

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 03:40 AM

wow...it got really fuckin quite really fuckin fast.......*hears crickets chirping*

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 07:50 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 03:40 AM)
wow...it got really fuckin quite really fuckin fast.......*hears crickets chirping*
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it is YOUR thread after all! tongue.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 04:36 PM

your just pissed cuz i was out-whoring you and jrock both tongue.gif

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 13 2006, 04:51 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 02:54 AM)
haha! man boobs...
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moobs imo

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 06:10 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 03:36 PM)
your just pissed cuz i was out-whoring you and jrock both tongue.gif
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bondi, i think naraz broke into your stash... coco.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 07:03 PM

QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 13 2006, 06:10 PM)
bondi, i think naraz broke into your stash...  coco.gif
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that mother fucker.... I knew it looked low tongue.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 14 2006, 06:40 AM

dudes...im seriously fucking pissed now.....im SERIOUSLY fucking pissed.
the fucking bitch is calling me, threatening to tell the cops i fucking RAPED HER...honestly guys...would i fucking rape ANYONE??? FUCK NO! THEN she keeps calling me private caller, and then to top it off, calls my WORK private caller and fucking PRANK CALLS US WITH THIS FUCKING VOICE PROGRAM THAT SAYS NOTHING BUT CURSE WORDS! IM FUCKING SICK OF THIS! all because i fucking did what i was TOLD to do and gave back the fucking game that one of them wanted back. i dropped it by her house with a fucking letter, big fucking WHOOP! and now, im getting calls threatening to fucking send me to jail for twenty fucking years for shit that i didnt even do! i fucking kissed the girl barely! and shes trying to send me to jail for it! what the fuck guys! i dont know who the fuck this person is whos trying to fucking totally ruin my life, but im fucking sick of it. this isnt the person i fell in love with so long ago, this isnt the person ive known for the past two years, this is some fucking psychotic BITCH that i dont know what the fuck to do with or about! FUCKING SHOOT ME OR SOMETHING!!! graaahh!!!!




sorry...had to get that shit out...its fucking bullshit man....

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 14 2006, 09:19 PM

It seems my friend.... that you didn't really know her at all.

Her threats are all talk and no action. She COULD try and pin rape on you but the evidence will be ZERO as you did not do it. She is just trying to scare you and give you shit for whatever reason, maybe non other than she is phsycotic.

YOU should in turn call the police and get an Apprehended Violence Order out against her whereby she can not come within a certain distance to you physically, or call or make any contact with you. Should she breach the conditions of the AVO you would then have the right to tell the cops and she'd be punished with fines or imprisonment

Posted by: Kiana Jan 14 2006, 10:26 PM

And that way she couldnt harrass you at work anymore either. Sounds like the bitch is crazy. I'd get an AVO and then tell her to go fuck herself. She'll have to leave you alone then and if she doesnt its her ass that gets in trouble, not yours.

I wish you didnt have to deal with this shit. Hopefully it will be over soon and you can move on with your life.

Posted by: Kiana Jan 14 2006, 10:46 PM

Cheer up hun love-smiley-077.gif

Posted by: Kiana Jan 14 2006, 11:10 PM

I'm always good on a promise so my little girl is asleep and if that pic didnt work, lets hope this one will drinkup.gif

Posted by: Puppet Jan 15 2006, 12:30 AM

whoa did i miss any smile.gif HEEEEEEEEEEL Yea... any special one for puppet since you love me ! smile.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 15 2006, 03:57 AM

holy shit girl....damn you just made my night change.....i get home, the days been fine, and someones fucking HACKED MY FUCKING YAHOO AND CHANGED MY PASSWORD AND ACCOUNT INFORMATION NOW! i cant get into my yahoo, i cant reset the pass anymore because they fucking changed the account information, and i cant do a goddamned thing about it! *sigh* im seriously getting pissed off now...i fucking got some drinks tonight to relax...was feeling good...and i get home to THIS bullshit....



if its that bitch im calling the cops first thing tomorrow......il be goddamned if i let this shit keep going on

Posted by: Kiana Jan 15 2006, 10:21 PM

Glad I could help a little. I hope things start to get better for you soon.

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 16 2006, 01:10 AM

hell yeah sweetie!!

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 16 2006, 02:01 AM

QUOTE(Kiana @ Jan 14 2006, 10:46 PM)
Cheer up hun love-smiley-077.gif
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QUOTE(Kiana @ Jan 14 2006, 11:10 PM)
I'm always good on a promise so my little girl is asleep and if that pic didnt work, lets hope this one will drinkup.gif
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Even in the darkest hour... Kiana provides the light 22.gif

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 16 2006, 02:13 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 14 2006, 08:19 PM)
It seems my friend.... that you didn't really know her at all.

Her threats are all talk and no action. She COULD try and pin rape on you but the evidence will be ZERO as you did not do it. She is just trying to scare you and give you shit for whatever reason, maybe non other than she is phsycotic.

YOU should in turn call the police and get an Apprehended Violence Order out against her whereby she can not come within a certain distance to you physically, or call or make any contact with you. Should she breach the conditions of the AVO you would then have the right to tell the cops and she'd be punished with fines or imprisonment
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...in the states they're called Temporary Restraining Orders... TRO's... and naraz, if you wanted to take one out against her, you would probably have to find out what the rules are for it in your jurisdiction... if it's really getting as bad as you say, call the cops and have a harrassment complaint filed against her...then at least you've started a paper trail in case shit escalates.


...another thing you might want to tell her if she keeps threatening to have her arrested is that it's illegal to subvert the judicial process... you could have her arrested for fraud on the court if she tried it, especially w/out presenting a scinitlla of evidence...

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 16 2006, 02:14 AM

but on a better note... hell yeah kiana!! wish i was having a bad day so you could bump my thread, lol smilio09.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 16 2006, 02:15 AM

TRO's and AVO's are as easy to get as your morning coffee.... do it and you will have a load of your mind





( I said Load) hahehahe

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 16 2006, 12:11 PM

I couldn't give better advice than what's already been given, just make sure you document stuff so you don't get burned in the end.

- jrock are u a lawyer or just previous experience with girls getting restraining orders against you?

- Kiana is one fine piece o ass!

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 16 2006, 12:38 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 16 2006, 11:11 AM)
I couldn't give better advice than what's already been given, just make sure you document stuff so you don't get burned in the end.

- jrock are u a lawyer or just previous experience with girls getting restraining orders against you?

- Kiana is one fine piece o ass!
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gnapp... what, is there no "all of the above" choice? ph34r.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif

although i do agree w/the kiana comment food-smiley-004.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 16 2006, 05:46 PM

that means the second one gnappy tongue.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 19 2006, 11:21 PM

ugh....bronchitis....sucks......

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 20 2006, 08:08 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 19 2006, 11:21 PM)
ugh....bronchitis....sucks......
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Life is one dissapointment after another until you just wish flanders was dead

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 20 2006, 12:39 PM

laughing-smiley-014.gif

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 20 2006, 01:09 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 20 2006, 07:08 AM)
Life is one dissapointment after another until you just wish flanders was dead
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feel like i'm wearin' nothing at all

...stupid sexy flanders bang.gif

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 20 2006, 01:27 PM

nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 20 2006, 05:00 PM

aaahhhh!!! not flanders in a skintight spandex! sussed on the other hand...or kiana...or hott........*drools*

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 20 2006, 06:28 PM

Oh my god this is the worst pain I have ever felt.....

*bump...bump...bump*

ooooowwwwwwwwww tongue.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 20 2006, 07:41 PM

ok...why is my thread the random simpsons quote area? wheres sussed to get it back on track??!!

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 20 2006, 10:34 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 20 2006, 07:41 PM)
ok...why is my thread the random simpsons quote area? wheres sussed to get it back on track??!!
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ALLLLLLL threads are like that in one way or another! haha

Oh and sussed is back on page 5.... but at least you had here there, oh and Kiana has VISITED your 411.... lucky fucker angry-smiley-011.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 21 2006, 01:54 AM

shit...kiana piced my thread!! hehehe


damn that girls great...wheres she at anyway..

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 23 2006, 11:38 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 21 2006, 01:54 AM)
shit...kiana piced my thread!! hehehe
damn that girls great...wheres she at anyway..
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I'm not sure how you pice a thread, but if Kiana did it, I bet it was hot!

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 23 2006, 11:33 PM

pic'ed


as in pictured

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 24 2006, 01:27 AM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 23 2006, 11:38 AM)
I'm not sure how you pice a thread, but if Kiana did it, I bet it was hot!
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I am pretty sure I'd like to "pice" Kiana all day and night tongue.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 24 2006, 01:30 AM

hellz yeah


"its like a nut...you can play with outside.....hellz yeah"

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 24 2006, 11:16 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 24 2006, 01:30 AM)
hellz yeah
"its like a nut...you can play with outside.....hellz yeah"
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coz.gif

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 24 2006, 06:24 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 24 2006, 10:16 AM)
coz.gif
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you and me both gnappy...

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 24 2006, 06:40 PM

QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 24 2006, 06:24 PM)
you and me both gnappy...
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maybe something about playing with his nuts outside?

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 24 2006, 06:41 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 24 2006, 05:40 PM)
maybe something about playing with his nuts outside?
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i dunno... i've started looking at boobs in other threads so i've forgotten all about naraz's posts ... honestly, it was pretty easy to do laughing-smiley-017.gif

Posted by: hott1976 Jan 24 2006, 07:31 PM

hi cutie! muah. Let me look around and see if i can grace this thread.

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 25 2006, 12:58 AM

QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 24 2006, 06:24 PM)
you and me both gnappy...
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that makes 3 of us

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 25 2006, 01:15 AM

ooooo...i got a kiss! biggrin.gif

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 25 2006, 02:02 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 24 2006, 11:58 PM)
that makes 3 of us
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just to cover all bases here... bondi meant that the three of us have no idea what naraz is saying half the time... nothing more... (well, i can't speak for him and gnappy... but at least as far as i'm concerned laughing-smiley-017.gif )

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 25 2006, 02:08 AM

QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 25 2006, 02:02 AM)
just to cover all bases here... bondi meant that the three of us have no idea what naraz is saying half the time... nothing more... (well, i can't speak for him and gnappy... but at least as far as i'm concerned  laughing-smiley-017.gif )
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thats NOT what u told gnappy and I last night! tongue.gif

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 25 2006, 02:27 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 25 2006, 01:08 AM)
thats NOT what u told gnappy and I last night! tongue.gif
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*smacks bondi*

dude, you need to learn about "damage control" and just letting certain things die angry-smiley-011.gif

laughing-smiley-017.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 25 2006, 02:28 AM

QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 25 2006, 02:27 AM)
*smacks bondi*

dude, you need to learn about "damage control" and just letting certain things die  angry-smiley-011.gif

laughing-smiley-017.gif
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I know nothing ph34r.gif

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 25 2006, 11:26 AM

I shall change the topic to hott hopefully gracing this thread with a pic

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 26 2006, 02:58 AM

thank you.....dont want to hear about bondis sexual escapades across the men of the world......*shudders and thinks of the guys gone wild cover*


things that make you go uughhhhh

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 26 2006, 07:30 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 26 2006, 02:58 AM)
thank you.....dont want to hear about bondis sexual escapades across the men of the world......*shudders and thinks of the guys gone wild cover*
things that make you go uughhhhh
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no Hott 4 you smilio04.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 27 2006, 03:09 AM

o.O

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 31 2006, 12:06 PM

get a new avatar ya bastard

Posted by: Narazbad Feb 1 2006, 12:49 AM

why the fuck for? i aint got shit else to put up there

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 1 2006, 11:30 AM

well anything is better than that ryno dude and his creepy smile, at least get the animation part working.
aren't you taking graphic design, you'd think you'd be able to design something new. how bout one of those fraggle pics you made?

Posted by: Narazbad Feb 1 2006, 04:42 PM

freaking huge files man...and they look like shit when taken down to 25x25 pix

Posted by: Narazbad Feb 15 2006, 09:58 PM

glad to know im missed......been two weeks since this threads been hit! jesus christ guys...show a one eyed bastard some love???

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 16 2006, 01:07 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Feb 15 2006, 09:58 PM)
glad to know im missed......been two weeks since this threads been hit! jesus christ guys...show a one eyed bastard some love???
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I heard you showed your own one eyed bastard love frequently.... alone jerkit.gif

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 16 2006, 11:40 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 15 2006, 11:07 PM)
I heard you showed your own one eyed bastard love frequently.... alone jerkit.gif
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laughing-smiley-017.gif

when will poor naraz learn not to leave the door wide open like that

Posted by: Narazbad Feb 16 2006, 08:12 PM

pathetic...my thread lays dormant for two weeks...and i bring it back to knocks...figures. no one loves the nara sad.gif

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 16 2006, 10:11 PM

ahh I love you, and bondi is in love with you.
but truth be told, ya gotta work to keep your 411 current.
look what happened to bondi's when he left, and mine is filled with simpson's quotes. such is life.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 17 2006, 01:58 AM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 16 2006, 10:11 PM)
ahh I love you, and bondi is in love with you.
but truth be told, ya gotta work to keep your 411 current.
look what happened to bondi's when he left, and mine is filled with simpson's quotes. such is life.
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I love him but i'm not IN LOVE with him laughing-smiley-017.gif

Yeah u gotta keep on top of your 411, mine got severly butt fucked in my absence! haha

Oh and Gnappy.... half this site is filled with Simpsons quotes grinning-smiley-003.gif

Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 17 2006, 02:34 AM

Poor Naz can't even be loved by his lovers.

Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 17 2006, 02:34 AM

Poor Naz can't even be loved by his lovers.

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 17 2006, 11:46 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 16 2006, 11:58 PM)
Oh and Gnappy.... half this site is filled with Simpsons quotes grinning-smiley-003.gif
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yeah, syrup IS better than jelly

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 17 2006, 06:56 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 17 2006, 11:46 AM)
yeah, syrup IS better than jelly
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haha... I love when he just doesn't listen!
remember this episode?...

"I'm on my way"

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 19 2006, 01:43 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 17 2006, 04:56 PM)
haha... I love when he just doesn't listen!
remember this episode?...

"I'm on my way"
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"Pick a bar?! What the hell is pick a bar?"

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 20 2006, 12:53 AM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 19 2006, 01:43 AM)
"Pick a bar?! What the hell is pick a bar?"
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Lisa: "Dad, hide your shame!"
Flanders: "Hey Hommie, I can see your doodle"
Homer: "Shut up Flanders"

Posted by: Narazbad Feb 20 2006, 02:09 PM

oh god...more random simpsons quotes...why not do family guy? so i can join in the fun??

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 20 2006, 02:14 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Feb 20 2006, 12:09 PM)
oh god...more random simpsons quotes...why not do family guy? so i can join in the fun??
*




I watch family guy but not to the obsessive level of the simpsons.
I don't like Peter that much, he seems too much like a Homer knockoff, his wife and daughter aren't that memorable and his older son is annoying. But Brian the dog and Stewwie make the show. Those two characters are comedic genius. 2thumbs.gif

how bought brokeback mountain quotes, I bet you have that movue memorized laughing-smiley-017.gif

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 20 2006, 02:22 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 19 2006, 10:53 PM)
Lisa: "Dad, hide your shame!"
Flanders: "Hey Hommie, I can see your doodle"
Homer: "Shut up Flanders"
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and one of my favourite quotes from that episdoe and one that I use myself

Homer: I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too...I mean, we could sit here and try to figure out 'who forgot to pick up who' until the cows come home. But let's just say we're both wrong and that'll be that.

Posted by: Narazbad Feb 20 2006, 09:39 PM

actually...never seen brokeback...but i heard bondi was one of the extras?

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 22 2006, 02:42 AM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 20 2006, 02:14 PM)
I watch family guy but not to the obsessive level of the simpsons.
I don't like Peter that much, he seems too much like a Homer knockoff, his wife and daughter aren't that memorable and his older son is annoying. But Brian the dog and Stewwie make the show. Those two characters are comedic genius.  2thumbs.gif

how bought brokeback mountain quotes, I bet you have that movue memorized  laughing-smiley-017.gif
*



I agree with U Gnappy....

Family Guy is sadly way behind in Aus and played at a terrible time slot but it is a great show.... but not in the same league as the simpsons especially in regards to quotes.

Peter is sometimes annoying and Brian and Stewie ARE that show. They fucking crack me up

Posted by: Narazbad Mar 7 2006, 12:57 AM

*gasps* MY 411 FELL TO THE SECOND PAGE!!! how dare you stop whoring me you dirty rat sluts! bah...dont make me show you how to work that title!

Posted by: natalie Mar 7 2006, 04:21 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Feb 20 2006, 02:09 PM)
oh god...more random simpsons quotes...why not do family guy? so i can join in the fun??
*


Family guy rocks! "The life of the wife is ended by the knife." food-smiley-004.gif

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 7 2006, 11:36 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Mar 6 2006, 10:57 PM)
*gasps* MY 411 FELL TO THE SECOND PAGE!!! how dare you stop whoring me you dirty rat sluts! bah...dont make me show you how to work that title!
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well you're NEVER here! cripes I pulled ahead of you in posts, by like a thousand. I know it's sad your boyfriend jrock is gone, but YOU can still post.

nah.gif

Posted by: natalie Mar 7 2006, 01:46 PM

"So tell me..is there any tread left on the tires or at this point would it be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?" laughing-smiley-017.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif nah.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Mar 7 2006, 07:17 PM

lol. nat, you are the SHIT sweetie. and gnapp, you live my life for a month and see how you like it lol

Posted by: natalie Mar 8 2006, 01:01 AM

Thanks Naz, would you like a roofiecolada? laughing-smiley-017.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 8 2006, 02:20 AM

tongue.gif

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Mar 7 2006, 07:17 PM)
lol. nat, you are the SHIT sweetie. and gnapp, you live my life for a month and see how you like it lol
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I'd like to SEE that!

Posted by: Narazbad Mar 8 2006, 11:59 PM

rofl i cant tell if your burnin me or not, but its funny either way....and nat, you tryin to drug me up so you can rape me or somethin? cuz you dont needa drug me for that! just ask!! lol

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 9 2006, 12:39 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Mar 8 2006, 09:59 PM)
rofl i cant tell if your burnin me or not, but its funny either way....and nat, you tryin to drug me up so you can rape me or somethin? cuz you dont needa drug me for that! just ask!! lol
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can't rape the willing tongue.gif

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 9 2006, 03:02 AM

YES... it was a burn grinning-smiley-003.gif

Posted by: natalie Mar 9 2006, 03:46 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Mar 8 2006, 11:59 PM)
rofl i cant tell if your burnin me or not, but its funny either way....and nat, you tryin to drug me up so you can rape me or somethin? cuz you dont needa drug me for that! just ask!! lol
*


Gigidy gigidy!!!Alright! love-smiley-077.gif nah.gif

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 9 2006, 04:01 PM

QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 9 2006, 01:46 PM)
Gigidy gigidy!!!Alright! love-smiley-077.gif  nah.gif
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lol, I got that quote grinning-smiley-003.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Jul 7 2006, 05:02 PM

woo!! its my birthday bitches!!! wheres my bday boobies??

Posted by: evade20 Jul 7 2006, 06:34 PM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jul 7 2006, 05:02 PM)
woo!! its my birthday bitches!!! wheres my bday boobies??
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Happy Birthday, D(.)(.)D ! nah.gif

Posted by: Christof Jul 7 2006, 06:57 PM

Happy Birthday, no boobs here though, just passing through ph34r.gif

Posted by: chelsey Jul 8 2006, 09:33 AM

love-smiley-077.gif
Happy Birthday " Old Timer "


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Posted by: bondiguy Jul 9 2006, 01:45 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jul 7 2006, 05:02 PM)
woo!! its my birthday bitches!!! wheres my bday boobies??
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WOW a Naraz sighting.... old school!!!

Happy 16th brother drinkup.gif

Posted by: Narazbad Jul 9 2006, 03:24 AM

oh eff you lol

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Jul 9 2006, 07:17 AM

NAZ!!!! WHAASAPPP!!!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 10 2006, 12:47 AM

QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jul 9 2006, 03:24 AM)
oh eff you lol
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Did u expect any other welcome here???? laughing-smiley-017.gif

Seriously though how does it feel to have left ur teens behind???

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