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RMM Message Board _ Member's 411 - All about me _ Nikkibird
Posted by: nikkibird Dec 26 2005, 06:29 AM
Hi everyone! I'm pretty new here. I don't have too much to say about myself. I like bowling, drinking, and fun stuff like that. I have a boyfriend that I've been with for about 5 years, and we're getting married (as soon as he proposes lol). I'm a pet groomer for a living, and I have a lot of birds. But most of all I love this board and think you all are very nice and fun to talk to. 
Posted by: COMEDYMAN Dec 26 2005, 10:21 AM
well thats a good start just start letting loose.. we're all pretty nice folks around here 
Posted by: mountainlust Dec 26 2005, 11:24 AM
Rock on Nikki! Look forward to seeing more of you!
You're a dog groomer? That's great. Dogs rule.
Posted by: Puppet Dec 26 2005, 11:29 PM
Well sweety .... we are the road to recovery... i think you don't give yourself enough credit.. we are all glad to have you here
Posted by: amberis1985 Dec 28 2005, 12:27 AM
I understand too well. I'm a really shy person too!! I never thought I could ever post on here and now I do! I'm glad you posted, it takes a lot of guts and you'll soon realize just how fun this site is! A dog groomer is a great job, I love dogs!
Posted by: chi619 Dec 28 2005, 12:38 AM
Ditto on all of the above! I'm pretty shy too, but it IS fun! Welcome! Keep having fun, post more!
And yaaaay, dog groomer! Can I send mine to you - she's a mess!
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 28 2005, 02:22 AM
It is the shy quiet types that are usually the wilder ones inside... they just need that beast within to be unleashed and you are part way there!
Welcome to RMM... I hope this site corrupts the shyness right away!
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 28 2005, 02:28 AM
dog grooming is ok i guess... but i'm more a fan of the pussy grooming... granted, i would just shave them bare, but that's just me 
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 28 2005, 02:33 AM
How the fuck did I miss that one? haha
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 28 2005, 03:04 AM
dammit niikki, stop being shy and jump into a thread and have some fun 
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 28 2005, 03:05 AM
yeah... we seeeeeee you!
Posted by: jackyoulike Dec 29 2005, 09:52 PM
You're cute Nikki.
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 30 2005, 02:05 AM
good work Einstein!
haha just kiddin dude
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 30 2005, 02:07 AM
haha just kiddin dudecan't fault the guy for speaking the truth though...
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 30 2005, 02:14 AM
Yeah but I can poke fun at him! haha
Seriously cut me some slack, my brain is fried and i've been on a week longe binge of beer and sun and surf!
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 30 2005, 02:17 AM
"boo hoo! feel bad for me... it's sunny here... boo hoo! there are hot, topless women all over the place and you can't help but look"
you get nothing!
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 30 2005, 02:21 AM
you get nothing!
maybe i'll go for a stroll along the beach to ease my frazzled brain, right by the beautiful women! haha
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 30 2005, 02:28 AM
...and watch the girls as they point and laugh at you and your hard-on as you walk by
is that a pet kangaroo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (ahh, another old classic)
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 30 2005, 02:34 AM
is that a pet kangaroo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (ahh, another old classic)
If u have got it, flaunt it!
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 30 2005, 02:37 AM
yeah, but if you've got it, they don't laugh...
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 30 2005, 06:02 PM
after thinking long and hard for an intelligent and witty retort I have come up with this.... haha
Posted by: Puppet Jan 2 2006, 08:28 PM
yall are retarded!
Posted by: jester89 Jan 2 2006, 08:36 PM
We are?
Posted by: Puppet Jan 2 2006, 08:38 PM
haha. yes they are .. just stay around awhile.. it will become obvious!
Posted by: jester89 Jan 2 2006, 08:39 PM
Posted by: Puppet Jan 2 2006, 08:40 PM
Yea.. you have to watch him.. he's extremely retarded!
Posted by: jester89 Jan 2 2006, 08:40 PM
Maybe we're like scotch, better with age...
Posted by: Puppet Jan 2 2006, 08:41 PM
And everyone knows with age comes the impending state of being senial!
Posted by: jester89 Jan 2 2006, 08:42 PM
Me? Well yeah, thats sort of a given, it's like telling Jimmy Fallon he can't get through a skit without blowing it...
Posted by: jester89 Jan 2 2006, 08:43 PM
You mean senilitus maximus?
Posted by: Puppet Jan 2 2006, 08:49 PM
Nah im more thinking just straight off the fucking rocker!
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 3 2006, 03:25 AM
so nikki... how adventurous have you gotten now that you know where the timer is on your camera? lol
Posted by: Puppet Jan 3 2006, 03:31 AM
what about a timer.. im lost!
Posted by: Puppet Jan 3 2006, 03:31 AM
Oh wait for doing self pics i take it... hehehe tricks of the trade
Posted by: Puppet Jan 3 2006, 03:33 AM
*waves at Nikki
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 4 2006, 02:42 AM
I tuned out when I didn't see breasts or the words "blowjob, Lesbian or Doggy Style" in 5 straight posts!
Posted by: countryboykalamazoo Jan 4 2006, 04:48 AM
hey guys, don't let this girl fool ya, seen her pics, and they are very post worthy, maybe if we keep bugging her, she'll start believing she belongs..........
Posted by: nikkibird Jan 5 2006, 02:35 AM
I always get nervous about posting pics. I post them but I always end up taking them down.
Posted by: countryboykalamazoo Jan 5 2006, 02:41 AM
For every one jerk here(that would be me
)there are hundreds of guys that would reassure you that your hot
Posted by: nikkibird Jan 5 2006, 04:20 AM
)there are hundreds of guys that would reassure you that your hot You? A jerk? You've never been anything but nice to me.
Posted by: countryboykalamazoo Jan 5 2006, 04:23 AM
Shhhhhhhhhhh, I'm lulling you into a false sense of security.....is it working
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 5 2006, 04:26 AM
watch out dude, if you're not careful she might chase after you w/a baseball bat
Posted by: countryboykalamazoo Jan 5 2006, 04:27 AM
I'm still sayin that sounds like fun
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 5 2006, 01:02 PM
as long as she is naked, I'm down!
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 6 2006, 12:06 AM
)there are hundreds of guys that would reassure you that your hot I think most of us are jerks in one form or another... especially jr
haha (I had to get one back, im getting killed on these boards)
Posted by: nikkibird Jan 6 2006, 01:40 AM
I wasn't the one with the bat! I'm too nice for that. And so far I haven't found even one jerk here.
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 6 2006, 01:55 AM
Post some more pics Nikki and Im sure you'll find many
haha
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 6 2006, 02:50 AM
haha (I had to get one back, im getting killed on these boards)bondi, i don't jerk on these boards... it would get the keyboard all sticky and i don't have one of those "comdoms"
booya! now THERE is an obscure reference for the old timers around here
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 6 2006, 07:20 PM
booya! now THERE is an obscure reference for the old timers around here
haha... i was going to find the attached pic I think Gnappy left for that but am too damn lazy.... but yes! well done haha
Posted by: Puppet Jan 7 2006, 10:58 PM
Fuck yall.. im not a jerk.. IM an Asshole!! get your adjectives straight!
oh yea and nikki 
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 8 2006, 09:59 PM
same same but different
Posted by: nikkibird Jan 9 2006, 05:54 AM
oh yea and nikki
Hi Puppet, want to come over tonight?
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 9 2006, 11:44 AM
I left an attached pic? lol, i can't even remember if i did or not.
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 9 2006, 02:40 PM
hmm, no answer... looks like puppet leaves yet another woman unsatisfied
(hey nikki, check your closet, he might have been trying on your shoes)
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 11 2006, 12:06 AM
(hey nikki, check your closet, he might have been trying on your shoes)
I heard Puppet has a small foot! haha
Oh and Gnappy.... i dont even remember what I was talking about.... damn acid! lol
Posted by: nikkibird Jan 12 2006, 04:31 AM
I added some pics to my 411, but none of them are new 
Posted by: nikkibird Jan 12 2006, 04:33 AM
Oh and Gnappy.... i dont even remember what I was talking about.... damn acid! lol
lol
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 12 2006, 04:36 AM
ok...so many things....one, comdoms....i remember those threads.....and two....puppet in the closet with shoes? do we have a new quagmire???
Posted by: nikkibird Jan 12 2006, 04:43 AM
What does quagmire mean? I've been wondering that for years ever since Family Guy started. And no, I don't have a dictionary
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 12 2006, 04:46 AM
giggity giggity... giggity goo
aaaaaaaaalright
(oh, and a quagmire is a "difficult or precarious situation or a predicament"... or a marshy land, lol 
)
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 12 2006, 04:47 AM
yeah...i was thinkin about the marshy land stuff.....hey.....hot...wet...dark parts... remind ya of anything??
Posted by: nikkibird Jan 12 2006, 04:50 AM
aaaaaaaaalright
(oh, and a quagmire is a "difficult or precarious situation or a predicament"... or a marshy land, lol
)Thanks, pretty much what I thought but Narazbad confused me a little
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 12 2006, 04:51 AM
awwwww, i confooseded joo? i sowwy!
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 12 2006, 04:53 AM
it's ok... if confusion is the worst reaction you have to him, consider yourself lucky
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 12 2006, 04:55 AM
asshole! oh yeah..dont you just love how i keep ya on your toes on nights like this? aint i a busy little bitch?
Posted by: nikkibird Jan 12 2006, 05:09 AM
oh yeah..dont you just love how i keep ya on your toes on nights like this? aint i a busy little bitch?You definately confuse me, I can't tell if you like me or hate me.
or 
Posted by: Ratt Jan 12 2006, 06:38 AM
or To save confusion, I likes ya...
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 12 2006, 12:23 PM
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 12:52 AM
Hey I got another laugh! Im 2 for 2 on the past 2 days haha
Oh and I think Naraz is quagmire!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 01:11 AM
ok...
1, i love ya nikki!
2, i aint no fukin quagmire! im quite dry thank you very much!
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 01:40 AM
Ok quagmire haha
Or are you Chris?
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 01:48 AM
yes....altho i truly hate my name being out online in places like this
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 01:52 AM
Sometimes i swear I must get lost in the translation
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 01:53 AM
uhhh...from english to english? or inteligence to ignorance?
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 01:58 AM
we speak a different brand of English to you guys.... and yes, my intelligence does find it hard to comprehend your ignorance at times
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:02 AM
really...i was thinking the variables were interchanged......
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 02:12 AM
dude... he was giving out the name of family guy characters
giggity giggity giggity
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:13 AM
oh...my name is actually chris...
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 02:15 AM
well it's your fault for putting it out there then
god bless the "edit" button
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:17 AM
asshole! lol....oh well fuck it.. it should be in my 411 anyway
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:42 AM
god bless the "edit" button
the edit button can't out do me.... CHRIS!!!!!!! haha
Furthermore.... you are CHRIS!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:44 AM
goddamnit....i will so fucking kill you..
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 02:46 AM
you're gonna jork him?? kinky
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:47 AM
when did murder translate into jorking? wtfh have you been looking at?
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:50 AM
CHRIS!
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 02:52 AM
no knowledge of this, but you get jorked and i'm guessing you're gonna wish someone killed you...
*calls puppet and tells him to make that road trip w/kiana so naraz can find out first-hand*
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:52 AM
alright...shut it shirley!
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:54 AM
Hey Naz... Be the Boot!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:55 AM
fuck no! i dont want puppet sniffin me
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:57 AM
actually he puts his cock inside!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:58 AM
*gags*
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 03:11 AM
oh no... it wouldn't be going down your throat naraz... although i guess he might appreciate you making the effort
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 03:13 AM
hahaha.... ask some of the girls, they may have some tips on technnique naraz
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 03:14 AM
to quote tim robbins....
"anything you put in my mouth your going to lose"
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 03:19 AM
"anything you put in my mouth your going to lose"
dude... keep some mystery! Those guys at the gay clubs must LOVE you!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 03:21 AM
"its called reading...dont you know how to read? you ignorant fuck?"
Posted by: countryboykalamazoo Jan 18 2006, 01:26 AM
all right, enough with the late night fued,nikki, show us some titties
Posted by: nikkibird Jan 18 2006, 02:13 AM
Wow! Somebody actually mentioned me in my thread!
Posted by: Ratt Jan 18 2006, 03:20 AM
How's this for mentioning you nikki?
I'm going to play some poker... wanna join me hotness?
Posted by: nikkibird Jan 18 2006, 03:26 AM
You gonna be here for a while Ratt? I want to play, put I've got some PMs to answer first.
Posted by: Ratt Jan 18 2006, 03:28 AM
Yeah, I'll be here... I'll even let you find a table for us... hehe
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 19 2006, 06:45 AM
what poker site do u guys use???????
Posted by: Ratt Jan 19 2006, 10:52 AM
www.partypoker.com
If you're looking for me - I'm LordRatt
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 19 2006, 07:43 PM
hehe...pokher...
Posted by: Ratt Jan 19 2006, 09:09 PM
I'd like that, but in the mean time POKER would do...
Posted by: countryboykalamazoo Jan 19 2006, 11:52 PM
From Squabbles, to titties, to poker........this thread jumps around more than a House of Pain video
But Seriously, share some hottness sexy
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 20 2006, 12:22 AM
eh...randomness is the thing life thrives off of
Posted by: nikkibird Jan 20 2006, 05:00 AM
I'm going blonde tomorrow!
Posted by: Ratt Jan 20 2006, 05:07 AM
Now that was random...
Pics of that?
Posted by: nikkibird Jan 20 2006, 05:11 AM
I'll probably show my first face pic tomorrow since I'll need to show off my new hair. I've been dying my hair dark for the last few years and now I'm finally ready to be a blonde again.
Posted by: Ratt Jan 20 2006, 05:14 AM
Sweet.... I'll try to make sure I dont miss it
Posted by: Puppet Jan 20 2006, 06:05 AM
yuppp just plan to send that right on over to me
Posted by: nikkibird Jan 20 2006, 06:12 AM
Anything for you Puppet!
Posted by: Puppet Jan 20 2006, 07:24 AM
awwwwwwww
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 20 2006, 08:02 AM
there is a god!
Hopefully I get 2 see those face pics
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 20 2006, 12:09 PM
knowing my luck I'll miss it.
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 20 2006, 05:04 PM
hey nikki...wanna go ahead and PM those pics over to me? im gonna be gone all day tomorrow...
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