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RMM Message Board _ Member's 411 - All about me _ Gnappster
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.
I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.
I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.
I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.
I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).
I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.
That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.
Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.
Posted by: Hot mama Aug 2 2005, 04:55 PM
I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.
I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.
I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.
I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).
I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.
That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.
Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.
Glad to finally see who you are and by the way hi.
Posted by: HotJ Aug 2 2005, 05:56 PM
Nice to meet you gnappster and you're very cute by the way! 
Posted by: clincar Aug 2 2005, 06:29 PM
Hi cutie!! Nice to meet you!!
Posted by: juicy_DD Aug 3 2005, 07:35 PM
hey cutie
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 4 2005, 02:46 AM
I'd reply but it would seem kinda Gay (not there is anything wrong with that) haha.
Stay cool Gnappy 
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 4 2005, 11:47 AM
Stay cool Gnappy
I TOTALLY agree! G-A-Y
anyway, if you ever visit Canada are we still up for stripping down to our underwear, rolling around in oil and having a lil rasslin match like we had discussed. I sure hope so!
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 4 2005, 02:36 PM
oh gnappy, we all know your into the whole greco-roman type of wrestling (full contact, full nude) 
Posted by: Hot mama Aug 4 2005, 03:37 PM
we'll be wearing this instead:
That looks real nice I would wrestle you If you have that on.
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 4 2005, 06:38 PM
instead of whoring up the rest of the board, I'll just post it here.
I'm going camping for the next week and won't be around for all the fun. But hell, maybe I'll have some of my own. I'm taking a few beer with me, so all should be good:
Anyway, see you freaks next thursday-ish!
Posted by: Hot mama Aug 4 2005, 06:43 PM
I'm going camping for the next week and won't be around for all the fun. But hell, maybe I'll have some of my own. I'm taking a few beer with me, so all should be good:
Anyway, see you freaks next thursday-ish!
OK have fun be safe.
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 4 2005, 06:55 PM
thanks!
but it's either have fun OR be safe, can't have both
Posted by: Hot mama Aug 4 2005, 06:59 PM
but it's either have fun OR be safe, can't have both
HAVE fun.
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 4 2005, 08:16 PM
eh...safe
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 5 2005, 08:39 AM
I'm going camping for the next week and won't be around for all the fun. But hell, maybe I'll have some of my own. I'm taking a few beer with me, so all should be good:
Anyway, see you freaks next thursday-ish!
That looks like a Sunday afternoon watching the footy!
Posted by: paybarraman Aug 8 2005, 10:09 AM
You REALLY suck!!!
Posted by: COMEDYMAN Aug 9 2005, 07:47 AM
Sup Gnapp have fun campin
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 15 2005, 03:21 PM
damn I missed all the boobs and all the freaks. I was going into withdrawl! It's good to be back.
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 16 2005, 02:02 AM
How do u cure breast withdrawals? Methadine?
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 16 2005, 12:32 PM
u stick 2 water balloons in a pillow case and....i've said too much
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 17 2005, 02:28 AM
*rushes to the shops to but to balloons and a pillow case!*
Posted by: paybarraman Aug 17 2005, 07:27 AM
Now, why didn't I think of that?
Posted by: juicy_DD Aug 17 2005, 07:30 AM
btw gnappy I think your life jacket pic is really cute!
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 18 2005, 11:17 AM
awww, thanks
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 19 2005, 11:40 AM
damn cobwebs
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 19 2005, 07:39 PM
I know how u feel Gnappy... my 411 thread is the same
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 21 2005, 06:26 PM
eh...i get a post or two a day...im not really suprised since we have girls posting 411's now...*shrug*
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 22 2005, 01:10 AM
Thats true... who'd wanna check out our threads when the girls are in town? 
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 22 2005, 03:43 AM
studiophag...
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 22 2005, 03:46 AM
ok apart from him? haha
Hey whatever happened to that dude! A flash in the pan to say the least
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 22 2005, 03:47 AM
think we chased him off...same with the other one that came in for a while.....*shrug* cant remember his name honestly
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 22 2005, 03:51 AM
Yeah the dickhead newbies dont seem to last too long. Studiodick, david eyers etc etc
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 22 2005, 04:14 AM
hence why they are noobs cant really say that the vets didnt last too long
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 22 2005, 04:21 AM
vets such as??????
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 22 2005, 04:22 AM
err.....*shrug*
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 22 2005, 11:30 AM
well at least someone's whoring up my 411... i was hoping for females but beggers can't be choosers lol
Posted by: juicy_DD Aug 22 2005, 12:49 PM
Ok girls who votes that Gnappy should put his 'fella' on the boards for us girls to appreciate?! come on Gnappy dont be shy
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 22 2005, 01:22 PM
I'm afraid I only qualify for the voeyeur part of the voyeur/exhibitionist eqaution...unless I'm drunk in a hottub, or drinking on a beach at night, or playing strip poker drunk, ok almost anything else that involves booze lol.
But as flattering as that request is, I simply can't fulfill it for "personal reasons" (Don't worry, you're not missing much )
Posted by: FORAGOODTIME Aug 22 2005, 01:23 PM
You've got my vote, come on Gnappy show us your fella!
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 22 2005, 01:54 PM
read my lips.."No new taxes"......I mean,"I can't do it"
PM me if you're the really curious type and need to know why
Posted by: juicy_DD Aug 22 2005, 02:08 PM
sounds like hes scared of us girlies!
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 22 2005, 02:17 PM
no....hes scared of us knocking on him
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 22 2005, 02:18 PM
the Deadly Viper Assassin Squad ain't got nuthin on you femme fatales!
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 22 2005, 02:19 PM
no I'm scared of naraz showing up at my doorstep with flowers and a smile and nothing else
Posted by: juicy_DD Aug 22 2005, 02:20 PM
I think Naz should volunteer I mean he has been quiet on the subject here Naz come to Juicy 
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 22 2005, 02:21 PM
*sigh* not in the mood to really make any comebacks today...i just got up and already its been one of the shittiest alive.....*sighs*
Posted by: juicy_DD Aug 22 2005, 02:22 PM
Oh babe tell us about it 
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 22 2005, 02:24 PM
pretty much its me getting the hammer and getting blown away by the gun.....*sighs*
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 22 2005, 02:25 PM
ever introduce two friends for a huge group thing, one of them being someone youve liked, loved, for a very long time, and then next thing you know they are hooking up right in front of you?
Posted by: paybarraman Aug 22 2005, 02:28 PM
Dude......I been there.....that sucks and hurts like nothing in this world.....especially when after the fact she's all "Are you OK? What's the matter? How come you're avoiding me?" DUH!!!! Cause I cant look at you without dying inside!!!
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 22 2005, 02:31 PM
no...i got the call where it was like "we cant be friends anymore. you cant talk to me look at me see me or touch me anymore" right after we had a 3 hour conversation last night about how she would always be my friend......... 
i just want to fucking die right now.....
Posted by: paybarraman Aug 22 2005, 02:41 PM
i just want to fucking die right now.....OUCH!!! Sorry man......but in a way that's vetter than her trying still be your "friend".....think about it, how shitty you'd feel everytime you saw them together.....this way it's a clean break - a cold and hurtful break - but clean none the less...
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 22 2005, 02:43 PM
that's the shits naraz... specially when they leave without explanation...
if it's any consolation, it's almost worse if a girl you like hooks up with another guy and then they hang out with you and sort of rub your face in it.
at least in this case you can go out there anew, and find a girl who appreciates you. (wtf is with me and rhyming?)
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 22 2005, 02:44 PM
whoa, me thinking like pay... I am getting scared lol
Posted by: juicy_DD Aug 22 2005, 02:46 PM
Poor Naz your too good for her babe I can tell that and I dont know you I will bet a lot of money in a couple of months time she will come knockin on your door and I damn well hope you say ....."Sorry we cant be friends....so now go fuck right off"
Posted by: paybarraman Aug 22 2005, 02:50 PM
Been in his shoes, had those same thoughts........never got to say it myself....
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 22 2005, 03:25 PM
they were planning a huge "group hangout"....and they were planning on him comming along...................
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 23 2005, 02:23 AM
I started off looking at the new posts on this thread, thinking my reply was going to be along the lines of teasing Gnappy because of his "phantom fella" or teasing Naraz 4 showing up at Ganppy's doorstep with flowers but I just cant take the piss out of a guy in pain!
Naraz you and I had a long chat about this the other day and I hope what I said helps even in the smallest way. I pretty much guarantee that every guy has had a similar experience. I know I have.
Chin up mate. If the girls in here can't cheer you up for at least a small while then you have deep issues!
19 and so young you'll be balls deep in alot of women yet my friend!
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 23 2005, 02:31 AM
lol thanks man...im trying...its getting a little better that ive been talking to people...iunno..hurt like hell this morning when she told me to fuck off and that she didnt care wether i lived or died...but things are working out...along with my bruised fists...
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 23 2005, 02:42 AM
I know in your brain you think you love this girl but if she really said "fuck off... I don't care if you live or die..." then she is a fucking useless bitch!
Sory to say that but someone that cruel doesn't deserve the time of day from anyone!
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 23 2005, 02:58 AM
she said its from her anger...and she is on her period...*shrug*
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 23 2005, 03:00 AM
I still think that is ultra low! Some girls fall back on the "im on my period" angle way too much!
*awaits the barrage of abuse from the ladies! haha*
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 23 2005, 03:09 AM
honestly we ONLY get in fights on her period..this is only the third one in like a year...so...not too bad *shrug* just really hurts comming from the one closest to you
Posted by: clincar Aug 23 2005, 05:52 AM
Hey PMT!!!! Some get it real bad
Posted by: clincar Aug 23 2005, 05:53 AM
You know what they say...you hurt the ones nearest and dearest!!!
Posted by: clincar Aug 23 2005, 05:54 AM
*awaits the barrage of abuse from the ladies! haha*
What's wrong with a blow job at this point....it keeps you men more than happy!!!!
Posted by: paybarraman Aug 23 2005, 07:05 AM
Using that as an excuse for the words "...I dont care of your live or die..." is total BULLSHIT!!!
I'm with Bondi on this one....she can stuff her pussy with a cactus Naraz....you'll do way better I'm sure....
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 23 2005, 11:52 AM
yeah i know when you're caught in the moment it feels real shitty naraz, but you're young. Go out and enjoy life before you worry about hooking up with anybody long term anyway. A lot of hot Texas women post pics here. Go out there and meet some of them instead of this bitch who shafted you. You'll be happier in the end for it.
Posted by: paybarraman Aug 23 2005, 11:58 AM
Gnappy how DID your 411 turn into group therapy for Naraz?
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 23 2005, 12:20 PM
not really sure, but at least it's good for something 
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 24 2005, 03:18 AM
I'm with Bondi on this one....
Holy shit... you are WITH me? haha
Now thats gotta be a 1st!
Oh and Gnappy's thread is huge! because of narazbad therapy session haha
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 24 2005, 03:20 AM
and other things...lol thanks for the therapy session tho guys..just hope you all know i aint payin the fuckin bills!
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 24 2005, 03:22 AM
you arent?
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 24 2005, 03:23 AM
NOPE! SUCK IT BIITCHESSSSSS!!!
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 24 2005, 11:15 AM
since u ain't paying the bill, me thinks YOU'LL be the one sucking
Posted by: Hot mama Aug 24 2005, 11:19 AM
you are so right.
Posted by: Hot mama Aug 24 2005, 11:24 AM
Narazbab, ladies come and go just like men. But you will find the right one. This lady of yours is missing a great person if she go's. the I was told before there are a lot of fish in the ocean.
Posted by: sussed2 Aug 24 2005, 02:19 PM
Hi Gnappy !!!
Great to put a face to the name 
Posted by: paybarraman Aug 24 2005, 02:24 PM
Look who's graced our 411's Gnappy!!!
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 24 2005, 02:26 PM
hey sussed!
my dismal 411 has been totally vindicated with a post by sussed...
btw, LOVE the new tanlines. any new pics (ya know, just for a few minutes) for old times sake.
Don't worry, no one will see them in here lol.
Posted by: sussed2 Aug 24 2005, 02:27 PM
hehe
I might post a pic or two every so often - keep your eyes peeled!
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 24 2005, 02:30 PM
will do!
now i can never leave in fear that i'll miss that
Posted by: sussed2 Aug 24 2005, 02:35 PM
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 24 2005, 09:57 PM
damn thats not right sussed...how about some pm's?
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2005, 12:51 AM
Hey gnappy... isnt it great to have sussed in our 411 threads! These dormant things may spring to life
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 25 2005, 01:52 AM
damn right they will...so will a few other things that have been laying dormant...
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 25 2005, 06:42 PM
i love having sussed hang out in my 411.... she is welcome to spend the night as well
Posted by: sweetnsexy Aug 25 2005, 06:51 PM
Hey...I know I'm not as gorgeous as sussed, and I can't spend the night, cos I'm a bit tied up....but you can have me for now...
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Posted by: Gnappster Aug 25 2005, 06:54 PM
you can hang around any time u like sns!
Posted by: sweetnsexy Aug 25 2005, 06:56 PM
You just let me know how you want me!
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 26 2005, 12:58 PM
You just let me know how you want me!
oh i've seen your ratemypix pics, I know what your capable of
Posted by: sweetnsexy Aug 26 2005, 06:12 PM
I only do it to please you...
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 26 2005, 08:02 PM
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The more the merrier I say!
You can always spend the night in bondiguy's thread!
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 29 2005, 11:43 AM
You can always spend the night in bondiguy's thread!
no room, naraz is already bunking in there for the night
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 30 2005, 05:22 AM
Hey has been kicked out... keeps asking to do nudie runs!
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 30 2005, 11:47 AM
I think I'm gonna have to start paying people to post in my 411.
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 31 2005, 03:18 AM
and how do u expect your thread to grow???
*tumbleweed*
Posted by: sussed2 Aug 31 2005, 06:31 PM
Gnappy Gnappy Bo Bappy Fannananan Ro Rappy, Fee Feye FO Fappy
GNAPPY !
*does a little dance in the thread*
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 31 2005, 06:50 PM
sussed dancing in my thread is not required, but it's heartily encouraged!
Posted by: sussed2 Aug 31 2005, 06:57 PM
How about the running man?
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 31 2005, 07:03 PM
sure!
I learned all my dance moves by watching the movie Hitch
Posted by: sussed2 Aug 31 2005, 07:06 PM
So let's see you bust a move, son!
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 31 2005, 07:10 PM
This here's a jam for all the fellas,
try to do what those ladies tell us,
get shot down cuz you're over zealous.
play hard to get,
females get jealous.
Ok, smarty, go to a party.
girls are scantilly clad and showin' body,
a chick walks by, ya wish ya could sex her,
but she's in another world like you was poindexter.
Next day's function, high class luncheon.
Food is served, and you're stone could munchin'.
Music comes on, people start to dance,
but then you ate so much you nearly split your pants.
A girl starts walkin', guys start gawkin',
sits down next to you and starts talkin'.
Says she wanna dance cuz she likes to groove,
so come on, fatso, and just bust a move .
Posted by: sussed2 Aug 31 2005, 07:36 PM
LOL !!!
You're crazy man.... I like you.. but you're crazy.
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 1 2005, 03:45 AM
try to do what those ladies tell us,
get shot down cuz you're over zealous.
play hard to get,
females get jealous.
Ok, smarty, go to a party.
girls are scantilly clad and showin' body,
a chick walks by, ya wish ya could sex her,
but she's in another world like you was poindexter.
Next day's function, high class luncheon.
Food is served, and you're stone could munchin'.
Music comes on, people start to dance,
but then you ate so much you nearly split your pants.
A girl starts walkin', guys start gawkin',
sits down next to you and starts talkin'.
Says she wanna dance cuz she likes to groove,
so come on, fatso, and just bust a move .
Gnappy you are so early 90's and so so white! haha
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 1 2005, 02:07 PM
well holy shit, i'm now a D-cup poster. yay me.
Here's to another 1000 posts of my redundancy! 
Posted by: sussed2 Sep 1 2005, 03:19 PM
Congratulations, pevert !!!
Posted by: juicy_DD Sep 1 2005, 03:31 PM
you're one crazy dude Gnappy!
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 1 2005, 03:31 PM
thanks, I think haha
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 1 2005, 03:32 PM
Check and Check...
I'm like the dude from the Diet Pepsi commercial who "wants to kick it Old Skool"
dunno if u get that one down under
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 1 2005, 03:33 PM
a not uncommon reaction
Posted by: juicy_DD Sep 1 2005, 03:34 PM
a good reaction I dig craziness!!!
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 2 2005, 08:10 AM
I'm like the dude from the Diet Pepsi commercial who "wants to kick it Old Skool"
dunno if u get that one down under
that commercial doesnt ring a bell but get this, I actually worked for pepsi for a while here in AUS!
Posted by: sussed2 Sep 2 2005, 09:47 AM
I'm like the dude from the Diet Pepsi commercial who "wants to kick it Old Skool"
dunno if u get that one down under
lmao ........
Where he's spray painting his own garage door and the cops pull up ...
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 2 2005, 11:15 AM
Where he's spray painting his own garage door and the cops pull up ...
yup, and then starts breakdancing in front of them haha
Posted by: sussed2 Sep 2 2005, 11:32 AM
I still like the commercial where the chick is walking down the street, sees a leaf on the ground and FREAKS OUT
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 2 2005, 11:37 AM
haha I know which one you're talking about, but strangley I can't even remember what it is a commercial for
Posted by: sussed2 Sep 2 2005, 11:58 AM
lol .... it's for KFC
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 2 2005, 10:14 PM
fuck u guys have some weird ass commercials!
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 3 2005, 01:42 AM
shit..I dont even remember them....lol
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 6 2005, 06:59 PM
for my siggy 
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 7 2005, 12:38 AM
gnapp, that's fucking hysterical...
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 7 2005, 01:00 AM
rofl...yay for paint
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 7 2005, 11:28 AM
Corel DRAW actually (I don't fuck around)
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 9 2005, 11:53 AM
boobs
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 10 2005, 01:53 AM
lol
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 10 2005, 11:14 PM
only the best for our gnappy!
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 15 2005, 06:52 PM
my 411 is deader than disco, so I'll ask a question. always looking to expand my musical horizons. I like pretty much a little of everything besides country music made after 1990. so I was wondering, what do u fellow freaks consider to be an album one shouldn't live without. Can be new or old.
It's a hard decision but I shall go with Bob Marley and the Wailers- Legend
so let's whore it up ppl!
Posted by: sussed2 Sep 15 2005, 07:04 PM
Nirvana - Nevermind !!!
In my opinion - best albumb of all time
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 15 2005, 11:29 PM
In my opinion - best albumb of all time
absolutely up at the top!
own it, love it
thought of another one
Johnny Cash- Folsom Prison Blues
(I always say, people who don't like country music like Johnny Cash, The Man in Black.)
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 17 2005, 12:28 AM
In my opinion - best albumb of all time
Sussed, are you seriously fucking with me or what? First you are sexy, then you are cool to hang round with us all, then you like Jet (an aussie band) and think Nevermind is the greatest album ever? Talk about a connection haha
I, as you may tell from the av, am a Nirvana tragic! I simply adore, love, idolise everything about the band and about the musicians and about the legend that was Kurt Cobain. Dave Grohl is also a fucking ace musician and if someone hits the skins with as much passion as he does I have seen or heard them.
Without Doubt the greatest album of my time. I can only comment of what I have experienced first hand, so Nirvana Nevermind is at the top, miles ahead of second.
Maybe a Nirvana thread may be in order cause I could go all night!
Posted by: Brandy Sep 26 2005, 02:42 PM
I like your new avatar How many David Hasselhof cd's do you have in your collection? I hear he's a big star in Germany. Canada too????
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 26 2005, 03:24 PM
How many David Hasselhof cd's do you have in your collection? I hear he's a big star in Germany. Canada too???? yeah it's right between my corey feldman and bruce willis cd's
Posted by: Brandy Sep 26 2005, 04:22 PM
Sounds like a topic for a new thread. Cd's I have but are too embarrassed to admit.....until now.
Corey Feldman Rocks!!!........NOT!!!!!
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 26 2005, 04:41 PM
Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Sep 26 2005, 04:43 PM
You haven't lived until you've heard Shatner's rendition of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds".
Posted by: Brandy Sep 26 2005, 04:43 PM
Posted by: Brandy Sep 26 2005, 04:45 PM
You haven't lived until you've heard Shatner's rendition of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds".
Have you ever heard his version of Mr. Tambourine Man??
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 29 2005, 02:12 AM
sometimes you really scare me gnappy
Posted by: Puppet Oct 2 2005, 03:18 AM
I was going to back read your thread and catch up but you know.. my response would still be the same so im just going to for go the reading and say it
Gnappyy your a SLUT!@
Posted by: bondiguy Oct 4 2005, 02:23 AM
Gnappyy your a SLUT!@
and how
Posted by: sweetnsexy Oct 4 2005, 08:30 PM
Now don't feel left out Gnappy....you want bare bodies, you only have to ask...well, begging is good....and a cheque is always appreciated!!
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Posted by: bondiguy Oct 5 2005, 02:24 AM
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Gnappy's cheque is in the mail!
Posted by: Gnappster Oct 5 2005, 12:31 PM
thanks SnS! You're always good at spreading the love! Coincidentally I'm good at spreading other things
how bout using that magic wand to make your panties disappear
Posted by: bondiguy Oct 6 2005, 02:40 AM
how bout using that magic wand to make your panties disappear
you better watch your cholesterol because that line was so full of cheese its dangerous!
Posted by: paybarraman Oct 6 2005, 10:02 AM
GNAPPY!!!!!!!
Posted by: ILOVEBOOBS05 Oct 7 2005, 03:15 PM
cum on peps me and gnap, need sum lovin on our threads, please don't let us die!!!!!!!!!!! lol
Posted by: bondiguy Oct 11 2005, 07:25 AM
Hey Gnappy... you are one funny mother fucker. It has been great laughing at your absurd yet funny as shit gags.
Drop me an email from time to time dude, and keep up the vulgairty around here
Posted by: paybarraman Oct 13 2005, 07:35 AM
Love that Ayatollah of Rye and Cola thing!!1
Posted by: Gnappster Oct 14 2005, 01:13 PM
Love that Ayatollah of Rye and Cola thing!!1
thanks...you just noticed? haha, better late than never
Posted by: Gnappster Oct 14 2005, 01:14 PM
I heartily concur!
Posted by: Gnappster Oct 14 2005, 01:15 PM
holy shit, i'm page 6...I seemed to be stuck on page 5 forever
Posted by: FORAGOODTIME Oct 19 2005, 11:15 AM
Your new avitar cracked me up! Is that Body Man from Yes You Can?
Posted by: COMEDYMAN Oct 19 2005, 12:37 PM
Slim Goodbody
Posted by: Gnappster Oct 19 2005, 01:54 PM
CMan has hit upon the correct.
It is the infamous Slim Goodbody...the extremely gay man who preached nutrition with body parts printed on a skin coloured unitard. Strangely enuff, he was missing a penis.
I've always wondered who would win in a fight to the death: Slim Goodbody or Richard Simmons.
My bet is on Slim winning by unitard strangle at the 7 minute mark.
Posted by: Gnappster Nov 7 2005, 12:13 PM
I was at a party on the weekend and they had face painters come in and face paint everybody up. Sounds kinda juvenile, but it was actually kinda cool since these guys were really good, and add to the fact that everybody was drinking, it made it all the more fun. Got some wild flames painted on my face.
Naturally this got me thinking about tits. It would be cool for some of the girls to paint (or get someone to paint) stuff on their tits or chest and post the pics of it(insert moneyshot joke here). It would look cool and sexy and be something different.
Since nobody reads my 411, maybe I'll post this on one the other sections to get it more exposure.
btw, I have a university degree in visual art, if anybody needs any "help" 
Posted by: sussed2 Nov 7 2005, 10:40 PM
Just popping in to say hi mister!!!!!!
You were always the funniest of the bunch.... I miss your sense of humour!!!
mmmmmmmwah!!!
Keep it real gnappy!
Posted by: Gnappster Nov 18 2005, 05:19 PM
don't mind me 
Posted by: Gnappster Dec 1 2005, 11:15 AM
damn jrock, gave me his cold! 
i knew i shouldn't have agreed to that heavy make-out session.
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 1 2005, 04:31 PM
hey, i only wanted to cuddle...
you were the one who said "don't worry, trust me, it'll be special"
Posted by: beenabadnurse Dec 1 2005, 07:30 PM
What smells funny in here???
Oh wait, that's it...
ASS PIRATES!!!
Posted by: Gnappster Dec 1 2005, 11:42 PM
Oh wait, that's it...
ASS PIRATES!!!
Posted by: Gnappster Dec 5 2005, 02:08 PM
tee hee
Posted by: Gnappster Dec 19 2005, 12:33 PM
boobs!
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 19 2005, 01:14 PM
duffman! oh yeah!
Posted by: Puppet Dec 21 2005, 03:04 AM
Capt. Phallus.. hahahahah
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 21 2005, 03:19 AM
Hey gnappy... strolling through the funny yet disturbing dribble on your thread I noticed this pic and laughed.
A tv show in Aus called "The Footy Show" (which is a sports variety type show) has a look alike segment and someone sent this pic in to say it looked like one of the panel memebers ( an ex rugby player) need less to say the bulge was the butt of many jokes!
-Usless Aussie trivia no. 9853
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 23 2005, 03:24 AM
gnappy, i knew i loved canadia for a reason... and now i know what it is... for everyone else out there, i swear this is true...
Group sex among consenting adults is neither prostitution nor a threat to society, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled on Wednesday as it lifted a ban on so-called "swingers" clubs.
In a ruling that changes the way Canadian courts determine what poses a threat to the population, the top court threw out the conviction of a Montreal man who ran a club where members could have group sex in a private room behind locked doors.
"Consensual conduct behind code-locked doors can hardly be supposed to jeopardize a society as vigorous and tolerant as Canadian society," said the opinion of the seven-to-two majority, written by Chief Justice Beverley McLachlin.
Lawyers for Labaye and the owner of another Montreal swingers' club argued that consensual sex among groups of adults behind closed doors was neither indecent or a risk to society.
The Supreme Court judges agreed.
"Criminal indecency or obscenity must rest on actual harm or a significant risk of harm to individuals or society. The Crown failed to establish this essential element of the offense. (Its) case must therefore fail," McLachlin wrote.
In indecency cases, Canadian courts have traditionally probed whether the acts in question "breached the rules of conduct necessary for the proper functioning of society." The Supreme Court ruled that from now on, judges should pay more attention to whether society would be actively harmed.
This seemed to ensure there could be no repeat of Labaye's original conviction for causing "social harm" by allowing degrading and dehumanizing group sex to take place.
Social conservatives said the ruling could contribute to a general relaxing of indecency standards.
"The court is essentially saying that fairly public sexual acts can be tolerated in commercial establishments," said Janet Epp Buckingham of the Evangelical Fellowship of Canada.
The judges said that just because most Canadians might disapprove of swingers' clubs, this did not necessarily mean the establishments were socially dangerous.
"The causal link between images of sexuality and anti-social behavior cannot be assumed. Attitudes in themselves are not crimes, however deviant they may be or disgusting they may appear," the judges said, noting no one had been pressured to have sex or had paid for sex in the cases before the court.
"The autonomy and liberty of members of the public was not affected by unwanted confrontation with the sexual activity in question," they said.
Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 23 2005, 03:27 AM
Too many words, may I have a synopsis?
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 23 2005, 03:28 AM
in short, the supreme court of canada essentially said that group sex in clubs is perfectly legal
Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 23 2005, 03:32 AM
Whoo Hoo!!!!!
Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Dec 23 2005, 11:40 AM
I make a motion to hold the 1st annual RMM convention somewhere in Canada. All in favor?
Posted by: Gnappster Dec 23 2005, 11:43 AM
yes it is, first marijuana, now this...we're slowly turning into amsterdam!
and jrock, it's canada, not canadia
"hey canadian boy, go back to canadia" ala Nelson Muntz
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 23 2005, 02:26 PM
and jrock, it's canada, not canadia
"hey canadian boy, go back to canadia" ala Nelson Muntz
*pointing* Ha-Ha
i know what i said... and i'm sticking with it
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 23 2005, 08:23 PM
Swingers clubs were illegal in Canada? What about the US?
Swingers clubs are perfectly legal for sonsenting adults in Australia, especially in Sydney. Sydney is like the sexual epicentre of the country.
Oh and shit, Mari Jane is legal in Canada? Bravo....
The only place its legal in Australia is in Canberra which funnily enough is our nations capital.
Posted by: Puppet Dec 24 2005, 06:45 PM
As long as Alcohol is not illegal.. IM set for life!
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 28 2005, 02:35 AM
I heard prohibition was coming back?
Posted by: Gnappster Dec 28 2005, 01:56 PM
well MJ isn't legal in Canada. But if you get caught with some, you'll just get a small fine instead of a criminal charge. But if you're growing the shit, you're still fucked. So in short, you're allowed to smoke it, but it is illegal to grow or import it. So where the fuck are you supposed to get it from lol. But I think it's just a matter of time before they legalize it.
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 29 2005, 12:05 AM
Oh I see, thats pretty much the same here. If you get caught with a "personal" amount the most they'll do is take it off you (and probably smoke it themselves) but if you grow or sell it your fucked.
In Canberra you are allowed to smoke in private places (e.g your own home, friends houses etc). You are also allowed to grow 2 plants per adult over 18 at your own home. The plants should not be taller than a metre and can only be grown naturally, not hyrdoponically
Posted by: Gnappster Dec 29 2005, 05:48 PM
*books flight to canberra* 
lol actually, i hardly ever smoke the stuff
Posted by: sweetnsexy Dec 29 2005, 09:27 PM
You asked......I looked.....and there is a definite lack of feminine input here!!!
Let me put that right for you sweetie!!! Don't see why pay and bondi should have all the fun....and you never know, other girls may cum here too....and your thread could grow and grow!!
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Posted by: sweetnsexy Dec 29 2005, 09:28 PM
and again...
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Posted by: Gnappster Dec 29 2005, 11:37 PM
damn SnS! I never knew my subtle suggestions...ok, blatant begging, would pay off.
and you're right, it IS growing and growing....and so is my thread!
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 30 2005, 02:02 AM
lol actually, i hardly ever smoke the stuff
haha I used to smoke the shit for breakfast, lunch and Dinner, but have since backed right off to only occasionaly.
and you're right, it IS growing and growing....and so is my thread!
ZING! My favourite type of humour.
Posted by: sweetnsexy Dec 30 2005, 05:13 PM
Blatant begging is good!! Removes any doubts as to what is required and allows a certain smug satisfaction on catering to the needs of the needy...
Have another!!
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Posted by: bondiguy Dec 30 2005, 05:53 PM
If Gnappy isn't around to admire that ass, I sure as hell will
Posted by: Gnappster Dec 30 2005, 06:27 PM
I thought I'd check in once more before my New Year's Debauchery. I'm sure glad I did as I'd like to debauch SnS.
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 30 2005, 06:52 PM
gotta love lingerie that's SO tiny that there's not even enough room to cover the tag
Posted by: sweetnsexy Dec 30 2005, 08:35 PM
'debauchery' - 1. Extreme indulgence in sensual pleasures; dissipation.
2. debaucheries (Orgies).
3. Archaic. Seduction from morality, allegiance, or duty
Hmmm.....perm any one from three and I'm game for that!!!
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 5 2006, 03:52 PM
2. debaucheries (Orgies).
3. Archaic. Seduction from morality, allegiance, or duty
Hmmm.....perm any one from three and I'm game for that!!!
I like when you define words all dirty like
on a side note, Seduction From Morality would be a good name for a band.
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 5 2006, 11:56 PM
on a side note, Seduction From Morality would be a good name for a band.
sweet could say "I would like a cup of tea and a biscuit" and it would sound sexy!
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 6 2006, 02:42 AM
i prefer when you can't understand what she's saying b/c her mouth is full
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 6 2006, 07:23 PM
I like the other places to be full...... so I can hear my name screamed!
haha
Posted by: sweetnsexy Jan 6 2006, 07:58 PM
hahaYou mean like this??
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Or am I doing it wrong?...
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 6 2006, 08:07 PM
BINGO!
I hope you keep that one up for the other lads to see 
Posted by: sweetnsexy Jan 6 2006, 08:15 PM
I hope you keep that one up for the other lads to see
Well....I might make them follow Gnappy's lead and beg for it!!
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 6 2006, 08:19 PM
eh... either way I have seen it! haha
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 6 2006, 11:30 PM
Or am I doing it wrong?...
sweet, my only question is "why is your bra still on?" shouldn't you let those great boobs swing w/each thrust?
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 7 2006, 12:38 AM
Maybe her dude doesnt do enough to sway them... I'll show her the way
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 7 2006, 12:52 AM
somehow i HIGHLY doubt that...
...and even if he did, i'm sure she's active enough to more than make up for it
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 7 2006, 12:56 AM
Oh yeah... she definitely "back up on it"
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 7 2006, 01:27 AM
Or am I doing it wrong?...
holy shit, that's hot!
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 7 2006, 01:31 AM
i think that's probably what the guy behind her was saying
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 7 2006, 01:34 AM
I dare say she was saying that too
Posted by: Puppet Jan 7 2006, 10:56 PM
Sup Gnappy.. i see you lurking down there!
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 9 2006, 12:19 PM
lurking "down there"? you weren't supposed to tell
Posted by: diane26 Jan 9 2006, 01:27 PM
I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.
I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.
I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.
I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).
I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.
That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.
Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.
I Love outdoor sports, we camp A LOT. We are moving to Colorado in the summer and first thing to get are quads. And sign up for snowboarding lessons. I cant wait. Rains to much where I am at to enjoy the wonderful scenary we have here.
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 9 2006, 02:10 PM
that's cool. my father-in-law has a couple quads we use when we visit which is fun. but for the most part I enjoy the outdoors mostly on foot. Instead of quadding I like hiking (or sometimes biking). In the winter when most people snowmobile, I prefer snowshoeing. Or maybe I'm just fooling myself into liking those things cuz I can't afford the motorized alternatives lol.
Posted by: diane26 Jan 9 2006, 02:28 PM
Ok I tried 4 times to post something here and have to keep retyping it and it times out or somethign GRRRR I will reply later I got class starting soon anyway. Stupid Technology sometimes. With my luck this here will go through.
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 10 2006, 09:35 AM
I KNEW there was a reason my 411 wasn't at 64 pages yet! There's a conspiracy against my 411
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 10 2006, 06:38 PM
Here's my little squeeze for you... wanna touch?
Posted by: ILOVEBOOBS05 Jan 10 2006, 06:42 PM
Gnappster ur so lucky dude wish i had an offer off HOTT like that.
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 10 2006, 06:42 PM
I'm too enamoured to think of anything witty to say except for, "yes, yes I would!"
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 10 2006, 06:43 PM
of all the times when a duffman "OH YEAH!" would've fit perfectly...
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 10 2006, 06:46 PM
was hoping you would oblige...
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 10 2006, 06:47 PM
so true! I guess it's time to hang up my beer belt.
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 10 2006, 06:50 PM
ummmm....OH YEAH! 
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 10 2006, 06:50 PM
there ya' go gnapp...
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 10 2006, 06:54 PM
btw, I love that pic done in black n white, and thanks for showing me some love.
Posted by: ILOVEBOOBS05 Jan 10 2006, 06:55 PM
who could say no 2that??????
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 10 2006, 06:56 PM
thanks gnappy...i dig black and white to. It almost makes anyone look better i think. much love to ya brotha'!
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 10 2006, 11:52 PM
conspiracy against your thread???? have you seen my pitiful 411??? Even the tumbleweed doesn't stop by any more.
It is as empty as Michael Jacksons Over 18 video collection
Where is the love for bondi???
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 11 2006, 02:04 AM
It is as empty as Michael Jacksons Over 18 video collection
Where is the love for bondi???
are you making a plea for gnappy to show you some love? maybe have him jork you if it's a special occasion?
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 11 2006, 11:45 AM
i thought he was just making a plea for some under 18 sex videos
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 11 2006, 04:23 PM
shit...you all gettin more love than me....my pitiful thread aint been touched in days!
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 11 2006, 04:28 PM
well when your 411 goes through droughts like mine, occasionally you get a downpour
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 11 2006, 05:05 PM
lol....my 411's a desert bud.....
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 11 2006, 11:55 PM
A little from Column A and a little from Column B
9obscure Simpsons reference)
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 12 2006, 04:17 AM
heh...simpsons...havent watched that in years.....since it was GOOD!
sorry...fox kills really good shows and some of the ones that need to die it just keeps pumping life support into...
*cough* ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!! *cough*
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 01:03 AM
you sir.... are an idiot!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 01:09 AM
just now figuring this one out??
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 01:43 AM
it is purely a reassurance of your condition
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 01:46 AM
oh! well thank you then! i wasnt quite sure anymore
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 02:07 AM
worst burn EVER!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:07 AM
worst as in bad quality? or worst as in good....cuz im more leaning towards the former..
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 02:13 AM
i'm not really sure... b/c things are all fucked up for bondi, what with living upside down on the world and everything
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:17 AM
i think its all the blood rushing to his head
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 02:23 AM
...i thought you liked all the blood rushing to his head...
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:24 AM
assssshhhoooolllleeeeee.....
wonder how many posts ive done today....*hrms*
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 02:27 AM
wonder how many posts ive done today....*hrms*
well, bondi makes one... and if you're as flexible as imagonsgirl says she is, i guess it might be two?
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:29 AM
goddamnit i forgot that reference....
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:33 AM
Im not sure if this is a compliment or another burn?
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:36 AM
eh..who knows...who cares....why the fuck arent we spamming my fucking thread?
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:44 AM
fuck it.... this is as much love as Gnappy is getting today!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:45 AM
amen! go to mine!
Posted by: belicked6924 Jan 13 2006, 07:25 PM
Why should we leave America to go to America Jr.?
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 09:32 PM
Normally I'd find this funny as it is a simpsons quote but some great people have come from Canada.... need I remind you of Sussed.... and to a much lesser extent Gnappy!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 14 2006, 06:50 AM
wait a minute...did you just say im from canada? WTF! bah....gettin called a canadian...thats even worse than false statuatory charges!
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 14 2006, 10:22 AM
being mentioned in the same sentence with sussed without the word stalker is all I can hope for.
I guess it depends on where one's from.......you turkey bitch whore
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 14 2006, 05:26 PM
rat slut
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 14 2006, 09:10 PM
you small minded child... please refer to the fact I quoted belicked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is a very rare occasion I am aware!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 15 2006, 04:11 AM
eh...
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 16 2006, 02:07 AM
Isn't that what Canadians say???
Oh My God.... you ARE Canadian!
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 16 2006, 02:17 AM
Oh My God.... you ARE Canadian!
lol... that's pretty fuckin' crazy, don't ya' know
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 16 2006, 02:22 AM
What r u talkin "aboot"?
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 16 2006, 10:24 AM
Hi Cutie!
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 16 2006, 11:23 AM
hi yourself!...you gracing my 411 so frequently has lifted it out of the pit of despair.
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 16 2006, 11:24 AM
i'm workin on gracing it that's for sure. Got a pic request? I'll be happy to oblige.
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 16 2006, 11:35 AM
wow, cool! I say anything in a thong, like where you are are half pulling it down or anything of your sexy belly.
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 17 2006, 12:47 AM
dam where is that fucking pic??? 
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 17 2006, 04:10 AM
haha!! hott pulled a tease!
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 17 2006, 11:52 AM
story of my life
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 17 2006, 04:56 PM
yup. sure is
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 17 2006, 05:24 PM
thanks for rubbing salt in tho wound
you uhhhh......chicken slut?
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 18 2006, 02:09 AM
you uhhhh......chicken slut?
I think its Turkey, but with Narazbads dry run he'll take any sort of poultry!!!
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 18 2006, 02:12 AM
oh and Gnappy great av!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ratt Jan 18 2006, 09:21 PM
Hey Gnappy - Huppy fuggin Birthday...
Hope you have a good one...
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 19 2006, 06:41 AM
Its your Bday?!?!?!
Happy birthday you crazy canadian canuck!
Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Jan 19 2006, 11:35 AM
Way to turn another year older!
Hope you get to enjoy your day, man.
Be young, have fun, drink Pepsi.
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 19 2006, 11:48 AM
thanks, comerades!
but where's my fuckin presents?!
and I will be drinking Pepsi.....mixed with copious amounts of Crown Royal 
Posted by: Nora Jan 19 2006, 12:32 PM
Birthday surprise G... nicely wrapped of course
Posted by: somfan Jan 19 2006, 12:52 PM
but where's my fuckin presents?!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Mate!
Sorry, this is the best I can do:
and I will be drinking Pepsi.....mixed with copious amounts of Crown Royal
Posted by: Ratt Jan 19 2006, 01:23 PM
but where's my fuckin presents?!
and I will be drinking Pepsi.....mixed with copious amounts of Crown Royal
How about I take you to a nice resteraunt?
Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Jan 19 2006, 01:33 PM
but where's my fuckin presents?!
I have no gift to bring...pa rum pum pum pum.
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 19 2006, 04:04 PM
wow, now that's a birthday present from the swedish bombshell!
I think the real fun would be unwrapping that present
Posted by: ILOVEBOOBS05 Jan 19 2006, 04:20 PM
happy b'day dude
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 19 2006, 06:15 PM
but where's my fuckin presents?!
happy birthday mutha-fucka'
...oh, and as far as your presents, i'm sure if you ask naraz nicely he'll be able to give you something
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 19 2006, 07:39 PM
sonofabitch.....everyones getting older.....oh well im still young bitches!!
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 20 2006, 08:13 AM
but where's my fuckin presents?!
and I will be drinking Pepsi.....mixed with copious amounts of Crown Royal
I used to work 4 pepsi!
ummm..... I think Ratt just asked Gnappy out on a date???
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 20 2006, 07:44 PM
probably
Posted by: Ratt Jan 21 2006, 06:11 AM
Just to McBoobies... hardly romantic... but still it's better than wearing a lotta guys between your ass cheeks...
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 22 2006, 04:26 AM
o.O i get no connection there at ALL....
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 22 2006, 05:09 AM
for once you are not the only one
Posted by: Ratt Jan 22 2006, 09:51 AM
Check the Damn I hate summer thread in STB...
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 23 2006, 01:12 AM
Too lazy
and too busy ogling breasts (in other threads, not Gnappys)
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 23 2006, 01:23 AM
ok yeah i just got the joke....damn you and your obscure references!
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 23 2006, 02:38 AM
gnappy...
i know we talked about this in another thread, but i'm too lazy to look for it, lol...
i was running some errands w/my g/f yesterday and we drove by a sign for the "chicago curling club"... i almost wanted to pull over to find out how to join... . so random and so funny
Posted by: Puppet Jan 23 2006, 04:00 AM
Sup Gnappy HO!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 23 2006, 04:23 AM
where the fuck ya been puppet bitch!
Posted by: Puppet Jan 23 2006, 04:24 AM
I was sick all last week.. i was perched up on teh couch knocked out on meds .. that or i was drunk!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 23 2006, 04:29 AM
so much for the sober working-out puppet 
Posted by: Puppet Jan 23 2006, 04:33 AM
Oh yea.. that didn't last but a week lol
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 23 2006, 04:33 AM
lol...had a feeling. lasted longer than my vow to work out!
Posted by: Puppet Jan 23 2006, 04:42 AM
haha yea.. i was definately not going to offer money to see how long id last
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 23 2006, 11:50 AM
.. that or i was drunk!that never stopped you from posting before
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 23 2006, 11:55 AM
i know we talked about this in another thread, but i'm too lazy to look for it, lol...
i was running some errands w/my g/f yesterday and we drove by a sign for the "chicago curling club"... i almost wanted to pull over to find out how to join... . so random and so funny
LOL, trust me, you don't want to join.
Posted by: Puppet Jan 23 2006, 04:38 PM
why is it a big reach around party!.. and do you know this from experiance
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 23 2006, 04:48 PM
if it is, i think maybe he fell and got his dick frozen to the ice... and then the other guys had to pee on him to thaw it off
on second thought, you're right gnappy... that definitely isn't the kind of club i want to join... thanks for the warning
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 23 2006, 05:04 PM
ummmm...turkey whores
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 24 2006, 01:30 AM
i know we talked about this in another thread, but i'm too lazy to look for it, lol...
i was running some errands w/my g/f yesterday and we drove by a sign for the "chicago curling club"... i almost wanted to pull over to find out how to join... . so random and so funny
haha I would have laughed so hard!
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