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Posted by: garnham Sep 28 2006, 07:54 PM

i no this seems to be a popular question but has anyone got any pictures of there beautiful boobs, i just fort it would be a laugth to see whos was the best on here

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 29 2006, 02:44 AM

1) Pay attention in English class at school, it will serve you well!!!

2) This site is called RateMyMelons.com, there is nothing but women here sharing pictures of their melons, get off your arse and browse around

3)

Posted by: garnham Sep 29 2006, 06:51 AM

yer i no im crap a spelling lol but had a few to drink in my defence, and i have been looking but the point of this is to see who's are the best

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 29 2006, 10:52 AM

Here's my melons. I think the one just to the left of the cut-open one is the best.

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 29 2006, 11:11 AM

i've had mine enhanced... gotta love science!

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 29 2006, 11:16 AM

haha. i saw that pic too. i almost posted it. crazy what those science people can do. Just think... I bet in a few years they can make watermelons without seeds in them.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 29 2006, 11:38 AM

let's not get ridiculous

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 29 2006, 08:03 PM

Wow those look like some juicy melons Bob

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 29 2006, 11:39 PM

anyone ever try cutting a hole in a water melon and pouring in a bottle of vodka. Let sit a couple hours, slice, enjoy, and get toasted, nicely toasted.

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 30 2006, 10:06 AM

Had that at one of my parties this past summer. Good stuff. Only problem is that bees like it too. none of them seemed to drunk, though... well, except that one. he was stinging anything that moved.

Posted by: HardDick69 Oct 2 2006, 05:23 PM

I've heard of ppl doing it with all kinds of liquors, never tried it myself but I'm sure It would be quite tasty

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 2 2006, 05:26 PM

well it passed the first test...I didn't go blind.

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 2 2006, 07:09 PM

You are quoting all over the place and you're all by yourself. Sorry, it's been a heckuva day here.

I envy you Gnappy. All I have is my music, my legions of fans, millions of dollars, and my youth.


Yes. and strangely, FIRE MAKES IT GOOD!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 3 2006, 04:28 AM

Bob firsty nice quote spotting!

I have done this on more than one occasion and got nicely fucked up.

I have also made alcoholic Jelly/Gell-O shots with great results!

I like to make non alcoholic things alcoholic

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 3 2006, 10:30 AM

And another time your friend had a party with jelly wrestling which yielded sexy results.

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 3 2006, 05:47 PM

I just post during my extra break at work, inbetween breakfast and brunch.

Let's go buy fur coats!


and my phlegm is looser!


the key is using everclear!

if there is a better hobby out there, I don't know about it.



and how!

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 5 2006, 01:46 AM

Sure did...



WOW so many quotes, so many references.... I have gone into meltdown

Posted by: wild n crazy Oct 5 2006, 03:11 AM

the key is using everclear!


the key is not using everclear! that fucks me up wayyy too much! but maybe thats what yall would be going for....

Posted by: Christof Oct 5 2006, 03:16 AM

Whats Everclear?

Posted by: wild n crazy Oct 5 2006, 03:21 AM

are you serious? its 190% alcohol and it fucks you up!! (bout $13 a bottle)

Posted by: evade20 Oct 5 2006, 03:54 AM

Straight ethanol...ethyl alcohol. Using normal distillation methods it is impossible to distill 200 proof or 100% ethanol. 200 proof is available for laboratory use but it takes a different type of separation procedure to get that last 5% of water out of the alcohol. Like WNC said Everclear will make you crazy...

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 5 2006, 12:00 PM

have another shot and I'll tell you


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everclear_%28alcohol%29
from that site:
One technique occasionally found is to use a hypodermic needle to inject oranges with Everclear so they can be consumed in public without drawing the attention of police.
that's an awesome idea and sounds like a tasty breakfast to me!


can't even get it in Canada, what's up with that!


pssst...I think WNC was using hyperbole to emphasize Everclear's mind numbing qualities.

Posted by: Christof Oct 5 2006, 02:25 PM

that sounds messed up, I have enough trouble with absinth

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 5 2006, 03:01 PM

if you're drinking the real stuff, i don't blame you!

Posted by: wild n crazy Oct 5 2006, 04:20 PM

ya we dont have that

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 5 2006, 04:47 PM

it's like pot and alcohol all mixed into one.

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Oct 6 2006, 12:58 AM

vodka in the watermelon and alcohol in the jello are all common practices for parties and the like.... maybe you need to dig deeper for some more creativity!

Posted by: evade20 Oct 6 2006, 01:21 AM

Trust me Gnappy, I know about Everclears mind numbing qualities... When I was a teenager we use to mix it with grapejuice concentrate. 1 can of concentrate + 2 cans of water + 1 can of Everclear. The thought of it makes me wretch

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 6 2006, 02:05 AM

I have never heard of it either



I doubt it. I could be wrong but Absinthe (note the e) is not readily available outside Europe. Absinth (without the e) is a substitue but has no hallucenagenic properties

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 6 2006, 11:36 AM

I never said I invented it



Really? I thought they only had wine when you and Jesus were youngsters


you can't get it here but the border is a quick trip away. I once drank a couple shots when I was alrready tanked. I ended up dancing on top of a campfire and passed out halfway in and halfway out of my car.

and doesn't Christof live in Europe?

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 6 2006, 12:04 PM

yes. and he had a smiliar story to yours only he pissed out the fire before he danced on it.

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 6 2006, 07:07 PM

You can legally buy the ACTUAL Absinthe in the states? A country were a girl can't show her tits at the beach allows such substances? haha

and yes, it seems he does. Thanks for pointing out another bondi mistake

Posted by: Christof Oct 6 2006, 08:59 PM

its all lies, apart from me living in europe that parts ok. Yeah my absinthe story goes at a party already loaded, drinking it from the bottle, not the proper way with the sugar cube, next thing i know i wake up in my mates living room the next morning in the middle of a broken couch after climbing in through his window and falling hard breaking the wooden supports. never again.

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 7 2006, 01:39 AM

That old story

Posted by: wild n crazy Oct 7 2006, 03:36 AM

well that i would LOVE!

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 7 2006, 10:53 AM

haha. I don't know if that's a quote, but I can definintely picture homer saying it.

Posted by: garnham Oct 7 2006, 05:38 PM

just wanna no if there are any bi men on here want some action i need some cock dont no about u lol

Posted by: diamondgeezer Oct 7 2006, 07:33 PM

Oooh, now you've done it. Bondi's gonna be sarcastic at you...

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 9 2006, 01:21 AM

Nope, straight from the mind of bondi



try www.ratemycock.com





or ddd35

Posted by: wild n crazy Oct 9 2006, 01:26 AM

yes this site is about the ladies!!

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 9 2006, 01:32 AM

you are damn straight there!

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 10 2006, 12:04 PM

sorry, I meant you can buy everclear in the states.



and probably personal experience



did evade steal your password?

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 11 2006, 02:18 AM

Thanks to drugs and alcohol I dont even remember the posts you are now refering too

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 11 2006, 11:27 AM

Sometimes I post things that are completely random just so I can see my name on the top of the screen... kinda like now.

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 11 2006, 11:32 AM

Not if I can help it!

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 11 2006, 11:37 AM

damn you and your maniacal ways!

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 11 2006, 11:43 AM

Kwyjibo!

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 11 2006, 11:55 AM

uh-oh! Kwyjibo on the loose!

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 12 2006, 03:55 AM

And that's why it was the best thanksgiving ever!