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Posted by: bondiguy Jul 10 2006, 12:58 AM

Hi all,

Well i am helping out the C Man by putting together a FAQ list that will help new members have their questions answered quickly and easily and avoid the same questions being asked every 5 weeks. If anyone has any suggestions I have made this thread to feild them all and I will then compile a list and send it to Comedyman to use as he sees fit.

I will start proceedings off;

Q. Why haven't all my uploaded pictures appeared on the rating page?

A. The Freak has many pictures to go through and even in best case circumstances the process will take a few days from uploading to seeing your pics on the main page. Also if you have submitted multiple pics John will distribute them out so 1 or 2 appear every day and we are not over loaded with too many pics of the same woman on one day

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 10 2006, 01:01 AM

Q. Why are my pics rated so low? Don't you people like small/large/fake/natural etc breasts on this site?

A. The rating aspect of RMM is open to EVERYONE on the internet. Voters do not have to be members here so scores should be taken lightly. One should take more notice of comments left with each picture as only members can comment and it will be a much more factual guage of how people see your breasts

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 10 2006, 01:04 AM

Q. What is the difference between profile pictures and melon pictures and how do I upload both?

A. There is no black and white way to upload either picture. Basically John will decide what category a picture falls under. usually pictures with no nudity or that feature body parts apart from breasts will be profile pictures while any picture containing breasts falls under the other category

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 10 2006, 11:10 AM

I thought it said "possible fags"

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 10 2006, 02:01 PM

Q. What is the difference between profile pictures and melon pictures and how do I upload both?

A. There is no black and white way to upload either picture. Basically John will decide what category a picture falls under. usually pictures with no nudity or that feature body parts apart from breasts will be profile pictures while any picture containing breasts falls under the other category

Posted by: UncleBuck Jul 10 2006, 06:37 PM

I thought it said "possible fags"
 

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 10 2006, 07:01 PM

oooh this is a good idea, and I've got lots of good stuff to add...as soon as I think of it.
Actually most of the important stuff is covered. maybe throw in something about searching for topics before starting a new thread. I can make it sound more official n stuff if no one else steps in between now and tomorrow.

But it's Miller time for me.
Later.

Posted by: UncleBuck Jul 10 2006, 08:07 PM

I concur

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 11 2006, 02:35 AM

I thought it said "possible fags"
 

Posted by: Christof Jul 11 2006, 03:05 AM

Ha ha thats excatly what I thought it said

now what are YOU doing here eh?

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Jul 11 2006, 09:18 AM

keep them coming .. once We all have a good list Ill add them to the main board messege section . Good stuff so far.

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 11 2006, 09:23 AM

Ha ha thats excatly what I thought it said

now what are YOU doing here eh?

Yeah i typed it in CAPS but it automatically changed it to lower case.... I see you were the first to post in the thread but?  

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 11 2006, 11:34 AM

I wanted to see if you fags came out of the closet yet

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 12 2006, 12:14 AM

sure, and evade checks out "the cocks of rmm" for the witty dialogue

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 12 2006, 12:18 AM

Q. What should I do before starting my own topic thread?

A. First of all make sure you are posting it in the right area. Do not put sex type threads in "Shoot the Breeze" etc. Once you have located the most fitting category for your thread take a few short minutes to browse that category for an already existing thread. If one does exist simply add your opinion/story to that thread and DO NOT create another duplicate thread. If you can't see another thread like it, start posting!

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 12 2006, 12:23 AM

Why am I getting my ass reamed by everyone around here for making a post.


Most likely you are making a post that has already been posted, to avoid the flames from the regular posters use the search feature at the top of the forums and see if the topic has been posted before, but be prepared cause most likely you will get shit from the regs around here anyway.





Why are people making fun of my posts or making fun of me??



Either 1) you are a idiot and you are being treated as such

or

2) We are just messing around with you which is the norm around here, we like to joke around and make fun of eachother all in good fun, so if you can't handle it try Disney.com.

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 12 2006, 12:27 AM

Q. What should I do before starting my own topic thread?

A. First of all make sure you are posting it in the right area. Do not put sex type threads in "Shoot the Breeze" etc. Once you have located the most fitting category for your thread take a few short minutes to browse that category for an already existing thread. If one does exist simply add your opinion/story to that thread and DO NOT create another duplicate thread. If you can't see another thread like it, start posting!

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 12 2006, 12:40 AM

Touche.... although yours was far more blunt, mine a bit more professional? haha

I do like the second one you posted though!

Everyone, should you think you have a good FAQ to post can we start them with a Q. question, followed by an A. answer

It'll make it easier to spot among the other dribble (mostly mine) in the thread!

Cheers

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 12 2006, 12:42 AM

Touche.... although yours was far more blunt, mine a bit more professional? haha

I do like the second one you posted though!

Everyone, should you think you have a good FAQ to post can we start them with a Q. question, followed by an A. answer

It'll make it easier to spot among the other dribble (mostly mine) in the thread!

Cheers

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 12 2006, 10:05 AM

Why am I getting my ass reamed by everyone around here for making a post.




Why are people making fun of my posts or making fun of me??

Posted by: UncleBuck Jul 12 2006, 10:27 AM

Well I figured I would post mine in my typical manner and you would tweak it for your right up. Yours for sure look far more professional good job.

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 12 2006, 11:56 AM

Why am I getting my ass reamed by everyone around here for making a post.
Most likely you are making a post that has already been posted, to avoid the flames from the regular posters use the search feature at the top of the forums and see if the topic has been posted before, but be prepared cause most likely you will get shit from the regs around here anyway.
Why are people making fun of my posts or making fun of me??
Either 1) you are a idiot and you are being treated as such

or

2) We are just messing around with you which is the norm around here, we like to joke around and make fun of eachother all in good fun, so if you can't handle it try Disney.com.

Posted by: closeup8 Jul 12 2006, 12:44 PM

Q. Why does this website keep losing my name and password?

A. Who the fuck knows!


Q. Is Closeup the same guy as Closeup2 thru Closeup8?

A. Probably.

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 12 2006, 01:01 PM

Q. Why does this website keep losing my name and password?

A. Who the fuck knows!
Q. Is Closeup the same guy as Closeup2 thru Closeup8?

A. Probably.

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 12 2006, 01:34 PM

cause yer lame?

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 12 2006, 01:36 PM

truest line ever...I didn't know you had it in you 

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 12 2006, 01:43 PM

Q. Why does this website keep losing my name and password?

A. Who the fuck knows!
Q. Is Closeup the same guy as Closeup2 thru Closeup8?

A. Probably.

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 12 2006, 01:44 PM

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 12 2006, 02:09 PM

why i NEVER!

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 12 2006, 03:29 PM

Oh dont lie you know you have.

Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jul 12 2006, 03:37 PM

nope, I've never touched myself

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 12 2006, 03:49 PM

you have me to do that for you!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 12 2006, 03:50 PM

nope, I've never touched myself

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 13 2006, 02:09 AM

I'd like to say there have been some healthy suggestions and additions over night..... but I'd be lying

Posted by: Christof Jul 15 2006, 04:58 PM

Q. How do I add a picture into a post?

A. First you need to browse to the picture and click add attachment, then you need to select add into post

Its an obvious one, but took me a couple of attempts to spot the add into post bit, or maybe im just retarded

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 16 2006, 06:53 AM

Its an obvious one, but took me a couple of attempts to spot the add into post bit, or maybe im just retarded

Posted by: evade20 Jul 16 2006, 12:51 PM

closeup3 and closeup7 were pretty cool but the rest weren't too bright 

All your names are still here if it wasn't your post wouldn't be here and your other names would not be click able.

I would throw this problem into user incompetency since no one else seems to be having trouble with simply logging in

Posted by: closeup8 Jul 17 2006, 06:39 PM

All your names are still here if it wasn't your post wouldn't be here and your other names would not be click able.

I would throw this problem into user incompetency since no one else seems to be having trouble with simply logging in

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 17 2006, 06:52 PM

What part of what I wrote don't you understand? I can't log in as Closeup or I would. Just because the posts are still here dosn't mean anything. I lost over 100 PM's, can't get my avatar back because it's gone from the website it was taken from. And the fact that nobody else is having a problem is meaningless, some have had different problems that I didn't have. Put on your dunce cap and go sit in the corner for an hour.
And let Evade join you there.

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 17 2006, 10:19 PM

Q. How do I add a picture into a post?

A. First you need to browse to the picture and click add attachment, then you need to select add into post

Its an obvious one, but took me a couple of attempts to spot the add into post bit, or maybe im just retarded

A little from cloumn A and a little from column B

What part of what I wrote don't you understand? I can't log in as Closeup or I would. Just because the posts are still here dosn't mean anything. I lost over 100 PM's, can't get my avatar back because it's gone from the website it was taken from. And the fact that nobody else is having a problem is meaningless, some have had different problems that I didn't have. Put on your dunce cap and go sit in the corner for an hour.
And let Evade join you there.

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 17 2006, 10:29 PM

Well since I have contributed to this thread exactly nothing, I will do one.

Q: I see people have pictures for their signatures at the end of their posts. How do I get a picture there too?

A: Since there isn't an option to just add a photo file in the signature menu, you have to hotlink the picture from somewhere else. Since hotlinking is not permitted from outside sites, you have to post the pic somewhere here and link from it accordingly. There is a thread located in the Site Help and Information section that is made just for hotlinking pics or click http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Add_Your_Pics_Here_For_Linking_-t344-s90.html
Post your pic there and then right click on it and select "properties". When the box pops up highlight the URL address of the pic and "copy" it. Then go to your control panel click on edit signature settings and in the box, put [img*] paste the URL you copied here[/img*] (but remove the * when you do it).
Click on Update Signature and you should be in business!

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 18 2006, 01:15 AM

Gnappy... good contribution!!!

And for the rest of you... Can you feel the love???

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 18 2006, 01:36 AM

Gnappy... good contribution!!!

And for the rest of you... Can you feel the love???

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 18 2006, 01:41 AM

What part of what I wrote don't you understand? I can't log in as Closeup or I would. Just because the posts are still here dosn't mean anything. I lost over 100 PM's, can't get my avatar back because it's gone from the website it was taken from. And the fact that nobody else is having a problem is meaningless, some have had different problems that I didn't have. Put on your dunce cap and go sit in the corner for an hour.
And let Evade join you there.

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 18 2006, 02:11 AM

Gotta say BAM! on that one

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 18 2006, 12:20 PM

can't get my avatar back because it's gone from the website it was taken from.

Posted by: closeup8 Jul 18 2006, 01:58 PM

Thanks Gnappy. And Cutie Pie-I don't remember saying you could leave your corner, it must be the dunce cap that's keeping what I'm saying from penetrating your thick skull. Obviously, my previous posts are still here. I'll say this one one time then I give up-I can't log on as Closeup because this website won't allow it. It gives me an error message of about 100 letters and symbols that makes absolutlely no sense. So I changed my name and password and email address so I can log on again.Since there is no way to log on as Closeup, there is no access to my old PM's. I don't know how else to explain it with words, maybe you'd understand it better if I used pictures or And by the way, my mother says I can bring anyone to the basement as long as they leave before 9pm. So there

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 18 2006, 02:15 PM

I can't log on as Closeup because this website won't allow it. It gives me an error message of about 100 letters and symbols that makes absolutlely no sense.

Posted by: closeup8 Jul 18 2006, 02:28 PM

I had that same problem when I deleted my cookies at home and then had to relogin and I hadn't done that in so long I forgot my pasword and kept getting just a bunch of symbols. Then I tried a different password(the correct one) and it worked. Not saying this is your problem, but if you use a lot of different passwords, maybe it's a different one 

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 18 2006, 02:31 PM

Speaking of HotJ,(Another thread, for those of you keepping score) I don't have a single picture of her left and I used to have them all. Such is life.

Posted by: closeup8 Jul 18 2006, 02:46 PM

Oh, they're out there, IF you know where to look! 

Posted by: closeup Jul 18 2006, 03:43 PM

Dude, it's you. closeup is baaaaaccccccck!
and you don't have THAT many PMs
just kidding, I swear I didn't look, except curiousity got the better of me when I saw that one from belicked entitled, "Re: push up my stool?"

by the way, my name is closeup and I'm a stupidhead
and Gnappster is the greatest rmm poster EVER!

OK I'm done (if I was really an asshole I'd change your password, call myself the REAL closeup and call the rest imposters )

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 18 2006, 03:46 PM

here's your old av back if you still want to use it:

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 18 2006, 03:49 PM

Thanks Gnappy. And Cutie Pie-I don't remember saying you could leave your corner, it must be the dunce cap that's keeping what I'm saying from penetrating your thick skull. Obviously, my previous posts are still here. I'll say this one one time then I give up-I can't log on as Closeup because this website won't allow it. It gives me an error message of about 100 letters and symbols that makes absolutlely no sense. So I changed my name and password and email address so I can log on again.Since there is no way to log on as Closeup, there is no access to my old PM's. I don't know how else to explain it with words, maybe you'd understand it better if I used pictures  or And by the way, my mother says I can bring anyone to the basement as long as they leave before 9pm. So there

Posted by: closeup Jul 18 2006, 03:50 PM

Well I had posted his avatar for him as well but I guess I wiped it out when I wiped out all my attatchments

Posted by: closeup Jul 18 2006, 03:51 PM

Oh good grief you are OBVIOUSLY a one hit wonder the site never LOST YOUR NAMES they were STILL HERE, You didn't LOOSE your avatar IT WAS STILL HERE WITH YOUR NAME. It's not Rocket science you just have to be smarter than you are.

Posted by: evade20 Jul 18 2006, 04:09 PM

yeah, quit trying to steal Gnappster's thunder. He is my hero.

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 18 2006, 05:24 PM

The old avatar is cool....but the brain avatar was awesome...But what happened to your sig file, dude?  that was cool, too!  Maybe you could use the brain as a sig.

Welcome back!   

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 18 2006, 05:42 PM

I don't think that is him evade I think it is someone higher up

Posted by: closeup Jul 18 2006, 05:55 PM

I was always logging in on the "Message" screen. I still don't know how you posted under "Closeup", I thought you had to be on my computer to do that. Anyway, I'm going to put this bit of unpleasentness behind me and concentrate on the boobs. And if I hear "I told you so", from anyone, I'm going to plant my boot up their ass.

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 18 2006, 06:01 PM

I was always logging in on the "Message" screen. I still don't know how you posted under "Closeup", I thought you had to be on my computer to do that. Anyway, I'm going to put this bit of unpleasentness behind me and concentrate on the boobs. And if I hear "I told you so", from anyone, I'm going to plant my boot up their ass.

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 18 2006, 06:17 PM

but now what are you gonna do with THESE guys:

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 18 2006, 10:50 PM

Posted by: UncleBuck Jul 18 2006, 11:15 PM

I was always logging in on the "Message" screen. I still don't know how you posted under "Closeup", I thought you had to be on my computer to do that. Anyway, I'm going to put this bit of unpleasentness behind me and concentrate on the boobs. And if I hear "I told you so", from anyone, I'm going to plant my boot up their ass.

Posted by: UncleBuck Jul 18 2006, 11:16 PM

I think that maybe we should see a rmm loggo posted somewhere

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 19 2006, 02:26 AM

Oh, they're out there, IF you know where to look! 

The old avatar is cool....but the brain avatar was awesome...But what happened to your sig file, dude?  that was cool, too!  Maybe you could use the brain as a sig.

Welcome back!   

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 19 2006, 10:05 AM

*cough* cache *cough*

I have some of her old pics
Your a dull boy billy

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 19 2006, 10:05 AM

I think that maybe we should see a rmm loggo posted somewhere

Posted by: closeup Jul 19 2006, 10:20 AM

but now what are you gonna do with THESE guys: 

Posted by: paybarraman Jul 19 2006, 11:56 AM

Yeah, I going to burgle Pays house and steal his hard drive. I'm pretty sure he has everything worth saving on his.

Posted by: closeup Jul 19 2006, 12:49 PM

A rinky ding 4GB HDD from a toshiba laptop?  Oh no no no my son.....

ALL pics are archived to CD as HDDs tend to crash.....
and i dont use my computer at home 

Posted by: boanna Jul 19 2006, 12:53 PM

you have me to do that for you!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: boanna Jul 19 2006, 12:57 PM

Hi all,

Well i am helping out the C Man by putting together a FAQ list that will help new members have their questions answered quickly and easily and avoid the same questions being asked every 5 weeks. If anyone has any suggestions I have made this thread to feild them all and I will then compile a list and send it to Comedyman to use as he sees fit.

I will start proceedings off;

Q. Why haven't all my uploaded pictures appeared on the rating page?

A. The Freak has many pictures to go through and even in best case circumstances the process will take a few days from uploading to seeing your pics on the main page. Also if you have submitted multiple pics John will distribute them out so 1 or 2 appear every day and we are not over loaded with too many pics of the same woman on one day

Posted by: boanna Jul 19 2006, 12:59 PM

Q. Why are my pics rated so low? Don't you people like small/large/fake/natural etc breasts on this site?

A. The rating aspect of RMM is open to EVERYONE on the internet. Voters do not have to be members here so scores should be taken lightly. One should take more notice of comments left with each picture as only members can comment and it will be a much more factual guage of how people see your breasts

Posted by: boanna Jul 19 2006, 01:02 PM

Q. What is the difference between profile pictures and melon pictures and how do I upload both?

A. There is no black and white way to upload either picture. Basically John will decide what category a picture falls under. usually pictures with no nudity or that feature body parts apart from breasts will be profile pictures while any picture containing breasts falls under the other category

Posted by: boanna Jul 19 2006, 01:03 PM

I thought it said "possible fags"
 

Posted by: boanna Jul 19 2006, 01:07 PM

[quote=Cutie_Pie,Jul 11 2006, 10:23 PM]
Why am I getting my ass reamed by everyone around here for making a post.

because u have a nice ass...worth reaming!

Posted by: boanna Jul 19 2006, 01:09 PM

[quote=Cutie_Pie,Jul 11 2006, 10:23 PM]

Why are people making fun of my posts or making fun of me??

because we are all drunk and we have exhausted all efforts to make fun of eachother, so it must be your turn to take some shit!

Posted by: sweetnsexy Jul 19 2006, 07:32 PM

Q: I lost my usual link to the site, and tried to log on via www.ratemymelons.com. But after swearing that I was over 18 and keying my sig, I had the same problem that closeup had, in that all I got was a screen full of %57607%^&&*(( bollocks!

The only reason I am back is that a kind soul gave me a direct link back to the chat page - clicked on that and 'hey presto' I'm back in, logged straight in as sns.

WHY!!!!!

A: *any hints???*

Posted by: closeup Jul 19 2006, 11:28 PM

Q: I lost my usual link to the site, and tried to log on via www.ratemymelons.com.  But after swearing that I was over 18 and keying my sig, I had the same problem that closeup had, in that all I got was a screen full of %57607%^&&*(( bollocks!

The only reason I am back is that a kind soul gave me a direct link back to the chat page - clicked on that and 'hey presto' I'm back in, logged straight in as sns.

WHY!!!!!

A:  *any hints???*

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 20 2006, 12:10 AM

the pics that rate the highest are the ones that show more flesh than just breast. most men vote drunk, and they think this site is rateeveryinchofmybody not ratemymelons.  unless their of me of course, then they rate high cause u know it will make me come to the threads and talk about sucking your cock more!

god, its good to be the queen!

Q: I lost my usual link to the site, and tried to log on via www.ratemymelons.com.  But after swearing that I was over 18 and keying my sig, I had the same problem that closeup had, in that all I got was a screen full of %57607%^&&*(( bollocks!

The only reason I am back is that a kind soul gave me a direct link back to the chat page - clicked on that and 'hey presto' I'm back in, logged straight in as sns.

WHY!!!!!

A:  *any hints???*

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 20 2006, 01:34 AM

kinda true bondi...it all depends on who the woman is in the pics. i have loaded 3 pics on one day and they all came back to me smeared in someones cum, within 5 hours!  someone did something with them!  

Q: I lost my usual link to the site, and tried to log on via www.ratemymelons.com.  But after swearing that I was over 18 and keying my sig, I had the same problem that closeup had, in that all I got was a screen full of %57607%^&&*(( bollocks!

The only reason I am back is that a kind soul gave me a direct link back to the chat page - clicked on that and 'hey presto' I'm back in, logged straight in as sns.

WHY!!!!!

A:  *any hints???*

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 20 2006, 01:38 AM

Uhh sorry about that
I belieb I have a solution for you. I had the same problem so here is what you do.

Use www.ratemymelons.com/chat for the forum
or
www.ratemymelons.com/broswer to view the daily pics

provided you clicked "remember me" when you signed in you'll go automatically to those pages and be signed in

one last trick is to google rate my melons... you'll see the selection with the.com/broswer at the end and click that one, it'll bypass the over 18 shit

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 20 2006, 01:41 AM

I never knew that one... works too!

Posted by: belicked6924 Jul 20 2006, 11:26 AM

And if I hear "I told you so", from anyone, I'm going to plant my boot up their ass.

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 20 2006, 11:35 AM

I never knew that one... works too!

Posted by: Bobaloo Jul 20 2006, 12:08 PM

I usually just click on the link that is emailed to me for PM notification then navigate from there.

I have multiple email accounts set up on my email client and it just is easier for me that way. Why type it when you can link it?

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 20 2006, 12:26 PM

I usually just click on the link that is emailed to me for PM notification then navigate from there.

I have multiple email accounts set up on my email client and it just is easier for me that way.  Why type it when you can link it?

Posted by: closeup Jul 20 2006, 12:50 PM

Wish I could say told you so, but oh well just curious if that planting's going to take place before or after Puppet's done with it? 

Posted by: Bobaloo Jul 20 2006, 02:57 PM

You get PMs? 
Surely not from girls

Posted by: boanna Jul 20 2006, 05:36 PM

quesion: wait, first let me go back and spell that right...

question: why cant i log in to this site from my cell phone? i can view anything, but cant log in.

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 20 2006, 05:39 PM

quesion:  wait, first let me go back and spell that right...

question:  why cant i log in to this site from my cell phone?  i can view anything, but cant log in.

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 21 2006, 01:43 AM

You get PMs? 
Surely not from girls

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 21 2006, 02:28 AM

They are hopefully gone for good. I don't know what "Cache" means in computer terms. At one point I had to bring my computer back to it's original state, just like it was when I bought it. That's when I lost everything. The RMM problems came after that. As for Cutie Pie, if you could have explained it the way Gnappy did it would have made alot more sense. Bend over for my boot.

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Jul 21 2006, 09:55 AM

ok in the process of moving so it will be a few days before i can get the FAQ listed.

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 21 2006, 11:32 AM

ok in the process of moving so it will be a few days before i can get the FAQ listed.

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 21 2006, 06:57 PM

ok in the process of moving so it will be a few days before i can get the FAQ listed.

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Jul 22 2006, 06:45 AM

I think we still need more... or if not post the current ones, and if any other suggestions come along, people can list them here and they can be added as req'd?

Posted by: belicked6924 Jul 23 2006, 05:34 PM

I have no answer for this question, so I'll leave it up to some of the more "established" whores to answer

Q: Why are there new threads continuously started for beautiful women that never come to the boards?

(I do understand that attempting to flatter them might get them to come here, but then I might suggest just pming and if she responds that she would like that then go ahead with it, otherwise wtf?)

Posted by: belicked6924 Jul 24 2006, 12:45 AM

Q: Why bump 30 threads? By the time you're done bumping the 30th thread the first threads are back on the 2nd page.

A: So that Evade has something to do for hours on end.

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 24 2006, 02:02 AM

Yea of course. If any new FAQ's are thought up they can be added no prob

I have no answer for this question, so I'll leave it up to some of the more "established" whores to answer

Q: Why are there new threads continuously started for beautiful women that never come to the boards?

(I do understand that attempting to flatter them might get them to come here, but then I might suggest just pming and if she responds that she would like that then go ahead with it, otherwise wtf?)

Q: Why bump 30 threads? By the time you're done bumping the 30th thread the first threads are back on the 2nd page.

A: So that Evade has something to do for hours on end.

Posted by: belicked6924 Jul 24 2006, 02:39 AM

Hey Gnappy, whats happening dude? How's that growth going?

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 24 2006, 02:43 AM

Has the itching gone away yet?

Posted by: belicked6924 Jul 24 2006, 02:49 AM

now ur getting the hang of it

On another note I never noticed that monkey was doing that princess before?

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 24 2006, 06:49 AM

Was searching for a pic where Abu is DP'ing Jasmine.  That's the closest I could find though.

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 24 2006, 11:22 AM

now ur getting the hang of it

On another note I never noticed that monkey was doing that princess before?

Posted by: Bobaloo Jul 24 2006, 11:42 AM

whoa, me neither. I just assumed it was Disney and something family oriented and not worth my .25 second to actually look at it further. Plus I usually just skim over belicked's posts anyway.

Posted by: boanna Jul 24 2006, 02:13 PM

Haha I was gonna say the same thing.... oh and spotted!!!

I just type in www.ratemymelons.com/chat into my web browser

oh and Boanna... now that is RMM dedication!

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 24 2006, 05:33 PM

well, what else is there to do when u are the only one awake late at night? hide under the covers and look at this site or some porn pics with your cell phone!

oh, before u even think it, yes, this would be after i have taken care of ALL MY PERSONAL NEEDS FIRST!

Posted by: belicked6924 Jul 24 2006, 08:49 PM

well, what else is there to do when u are the only one awake late at night? hide under the covers and look at this site or some porn pics with your cell phone!

oh, before u even think it, yes, this would be after i have taken care of ALL MY PERSONAL NEEDS FIRST!

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 25 2006, 02:02 AM

whoa, me neither. I just assumed it was Disney and something family oriented and not worth my .25 second to actually look at it further. Plus I usually just skim over belicked's posts anyway.

well, what else is there to do when u are the only one awake late at night? hide under the covers and look at this site or some porn pics with your cell phone!

oh, before u even think it, yes, this would be after i have taken care of ALL MY PERSONAL NEEDS FIRST!

Posted by: closeup Jul 25 2006, 09:32 PM

Q. Can a thread be started that will consist only of posts with pictures?

A. No



Q. Can a thread be started that imposes rules?

A. No, this isn't poker or Monopoly, rules have no place here.

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 26 2006, 01:36 AM

you nailed that one

Posted by: belicked6924 Jul 26 2006, 08:41 PM

Q: Would it be nice/good idea if a thread would completly dissappear after say 1 year of no activity?

A: IMO, yes, but I have no authority here so thought I would just bring it up.

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 26 2006, 11:48 PM

Q: Would it be nice/good idea if a thread would completly dissappear after say 1 year of no activity?

A: IMO, yes, but I have no authority here so thought I would just bring it up.

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 27 2006, 02:01 AM

wellllll, normally I would say yes, but some threads I wish would disappear right after the first post haha, but some posts I wish would never disappear no matter how long they lay dormant. But say after a year they could go into an archive that one could still access, that would be cool.

Posted by: closeup Jul 27 2006, 06:41 PM

wellllll, normally I would say yes, but some threads I wish would disappear right after the first post haha, but some posts I wish would never disappear no matter how long they lay dormant. But say after a year they could go into an archive that one could still access, that would be cool.

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 27 2006, 06:49 PM

How much more inaccessible would you like them to be besides 5 pages back in the forum they're posted in? Besides, if someone from "Top Melons" wants to come back after a year not posting, let's let her thread be right where she can find it.

Posted by: evade20 Jul 27 2006, 07:00 PM

sounds like wishful thinking

Posted by: closeup Jul 27 2006, 09:34 PM

sounds like wishful thinking

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 28 2006, 01:01 AM

Q. Where have all my favourite ladies gone?

A. Who the fuck knows? Ladies post on RMM for varying reasons and all have their own lifespan here. While the males seem to hang around here for an eternity women come and go. Perhaps the inital thrill has worn off, they have found a man in their life (or their man has found RMM) or they have been knocked up? Fact is get over it, if they come back great, if not, just enjoy what we have here

Posted by: belicked6924 Jul 28 2006, 08:27 PM

Q. Where have all my favourite ladies gone?

A. Who the fuck knows? Ladies post on RMM for varying reasons and all have their own lifespan here. While the males seem to hang around here for an eternity women come and go. Perhaps the inital thrill has worn off, they have found a man in their life (or their man has found RMM) or they have been knocked up? Fact is get over it, if they come back great, if not, just enjoy what we have here

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 28 2006, 09:29 PM

Yea what Bondi said.

Posted by: belicked6924 Aug 13 2006, 05:25 AM

Q: Is there any way to turn off the comments section on the front page? Not from everyone, just like in my preferences.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 14 2006, 01:55 AM

Q: Is there any way to turn off the comments section on the front page? Not from everyone, just like in my preferences.

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 30 2006, 04:39 PM

Every time I see the title of this thread it makes me laugh cuz it looks like possible fags, even though I know it's really possible FAQs.

Anyway... as long as I'm in the fag thread... er faq thread, I'd just like to post this need little video that I ran across on another board the other day. It should be necessary to watch it before you finish registering.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting.php

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 30 2006, 05:01 PM

Every time I see the title of this thread it makes me laugh cuz it looks like possible fags, even though I know it's really possible FAQs. 

Anyway... as long as I'm in the fag thread... er faq thread, I'd just like to post this need little video that I ran across on another board the other day.  It should be necessary to watch it before you finish registering.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting.php

Posted by: closeup Oct 30 2006, 05:38 PM

That was great! Wait till Bondi sees that video, it's gonna make his day.

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Nov 1 2006, 12:09 AM

HAH! i totally thought it said possible fags also. and i was like why is this in the site help forum..... hah

Posted by: evade20 Nov 1 2006, 02:16 AM

Every time I see the title of this thread it makes me laugh cuz it looks like possible fags, even though I know it's really possible FAQs. 

Anyway... as long as I'm in the fag thread... er faq thread, I'd just like to post this need little video that I ran across on another board the other day.  It should be necessary to watch it before you finish registering.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting.php

Posted by: evade20 Nov 2 2006, 12:43 AM

That was great! Wait till Bondi sees that video, it's gonna make his day.

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Nov 2 2006, 09:41 PM

CMAN, that link is a must add to the RMM FAQ.

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 3 2006, 12:24 AM

That was great! Wait till Bondi sees that video, it's gonna make his day.

Posted by: evade20 Nov 3 2006, 05:51 AM

Bob that was classic and cloesup, you almost know me too well!!!

I have never seen related material more relevant to this site than that video!

Well done Bob

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 3 2006, 12:27 PM

Bob that was classic and cloesup, you almost know me too well!!!

That reminded me of a troy Mclure type info video they use on the simpsons alot!

Also, it is like they opened up my brainf and scooped out the gooey insides!!!

I have never seen related material more relevant to this site than that video! W

Well done Bob

Yeah, The whole thing reminds me of the circa 1950 film clips that they use to play in elementary school...'til the noisey projector jamed.  The sound even reminded me of the cheap tinny speakers.

Posted by: evade20 Nov 3 2006, 02:39 PM

I guess it just goes to show that stupid people will join any message board.
what were you doing in elementary school in the 50's, weren't you like 30? 

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 3 2006, 04:54 PM

It reminded me of the zinc film.
Thank goodness we live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns, and many things made of zinc. 

I guess it just goes to show that stupid people will join any message board.
what were you doing in elementary school in the 50's, weren't you like 30? 

but I totally remember the old films they used to show on film projectors. the projectors jammed, the sound sucked, and most of the info was outdated. Good times!

Posted by: closeup Nov 3 2006, 11:48 PM

Yeah, The whole thing reminds me of the circa 1950 film clips that they use to play in elementary school...'til the noisey projector jamed.  The sound even reminded me of the cheap tinny speakers.

Posted by: evade20 Nov 4 2006, 07:00 AM

They were just getting around to showing those "educational" films in Australia last year. It takes lots of years for things to cross that much ocean. Bondi was listening to disco as recently as last year. Don't assume everyone is looking back at those films with nostalgia, some people were watching them on TV last week.

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 4 2006, 07:33 AM

[quote=Gnappster,Nov 3 2006, 12:27 PM]


I guess it just goes to show that stupid people will join any message board.


I thought you were proof enough ! and spotted

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 6 2006, 03:00 AM

They were just getting around to showing those "educational" films in Australia last year. It takes lots of years for things to cross that much ocean. Bondi was listening to disco as recently as last year. Don't assume everyone is looking back at those films with nostalgia, some people were watching them on TV last week.

Posted by: evade20 Nov 6 2006, 05:34 AM

Disco???

Elvis is the man   I sure hope fame doesnt get too much for him and he develops a drug and over eating problem

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 6 2006, 12:01 PM

I thought you were proof enough ! and spotted  

Damn, He might get fat and develop a taste for leasure suits 

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 6 2006, 11:55 PM

says the guy who can't figure out the quote function 

I believe sweat actually cleans that suit.

Posted by: evade20 Nov 7 2006, 04:45 AM

Something for the FAQ...






This one is for you, Bondi...

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 7 2006, 07:56 AM

Something for the FAQ...
This one is for you, Bondi...

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 7 2006, 08:00 AM

Or the difference between fact and fiction!

Spotted

Posted by: evade20 Nov 7 2006, 04:51 PM

that is bondi ...  

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 7 2006, 05:16 PM

that is bondi ...  

now wait  simpsons  are fiction right ?  and you want my piss  ,   fact right  ?. 
By george I think hes got it  !!!!

WTF?

Posted by: evade20 Nov 7 2006, 05:21 PM

Something for the FAQ...
This one is for you, Bondi...

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 7 2006, 05:41 PM

Oh shit! I even misspelled "starting", D'oh!  Back to the chalkboard.
   

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 7 2006, 05:55 PM

evade unfortunately ddd35 has stolen your mantle for lame comebacks.... just let him be

Posted by: evade20 Nov 7 2006, 06:51 PM

watch out.... because you are talking to me 3d might call you gay!

those were comebacks?? 

at least i know for next time

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 8 2006, 01:01 AM

those were comebacks?? 

at least i know for next time

Oh, Bondi, you fey boy. 

Posted by: evade20 Nov 8 2006, 03:12 AM

Fixed...I suppose I ought to give credit where credit is due. I generated this image on http://www.milinkito.com/swf/bart.php

I then printed and scanned the image...it is a Flash program and I don't have a good screen grabber on my computer.

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 8 2006, 03:51 AM

Fixed...I suppose I ought to give credit where credit is due.  I generated this image on http://www.milinkito.com/swf/bart.php

I then printed and scanned the image...it is a Flash program and I don't have a good screen grabber on my computer.

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 8 2006, 07:50 AM

evade unfortunately ddd35 has stolen your mantle for lame comebacks.... just let him be

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 8 2006, 11:56 AM

Well I ran them through some tests.... they showed traces of comeback but results were inconclusive!

Posted by: evade20 Nov 8 2006, 01:25 PM

did you use the gas chromatograph?

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 9 2006, 01:01 AM

did you use the gas chromatograph?

Posted by: evade20 Nov 9 2006, 05:24 AM

"I have to use your bathroom"

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 9 2006, 12:32 PM

did you use the gas chromatograph?

Sorry lost me there...

I was hoping for the following response...

"Inconclusive, then why did you come running up here?"

"I have to use your bathroom"

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 9 2006, 05:24 PM

you lost me too but naturally they both originate from the same place.

I was hoping for:

"According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingeredient is....LOVE? Alright, who's been screwing with this thing???"