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Posted by: jackyoulike Nov 14 2005, 08:37 PM
When was the last time you got some action and with whom?
Posted by: cowboy Nov 14 2005, 08:41 PM
Just last night and with Hot mama
Posted by: Mezrein Nov 14 2005, 09:21 PM
Thrusday. I had my wisdom teeth pulled Friday. Im on inactive duty tell atleast wednesday due to that, and Im horny as hell, 
Posted by: BEAUTIFUL Nov 14 2005, 09:30 PM
two nights ago...hopefully, later tonight again 
Posted by: rawkerguitarist Nov 14 2005, 09:33 PM
Couple nights ago
Posted by: my_secret Nov 14 2005, 09:35 PM
Does boob sex count? Then this morning.
Posted by: rawkerguitarist Nov 14 2005, 09:36 PM
Whatever gets you to cum? Nah cause then masturbation would count and from being on this site all the guys would be like...5 seconds ago..so I dont think boob sex counts cause it asks when you got laid..
Posted by: Mezrein Nov 15 2005, 03:26 AM
Just had sex, bout 45 minutes ago. This is an update, 
Posted by: Ratt Nov 15 2005, 04:23 AM
Well, after talking with Hot mama, I was real horny like... so I took my fiance and chucked her on the bed (sorry... not the shower Hot mama, was too horny) and um... made love till we came in unison...
Posted by: Avvilimento Nov 15 2005, 05:24 AM
Late 2003. Partly by choice, largely because I've been single since then.
Still, it could be worse - one-nighters, purely sexual relationships, and things of that nature do nothing for me at all. It's gotta be the full McCoy before I'll go for it.
Posted by: Ratt Nov 15 2005, 05:26 AM
Still, it could be worse - one-nighters, purely sexual relationships, and things of that nature do nothing for me at all. It's gotta be the full McCoy before I'll go for it.
You poor bugger... I got a few mates in Brisbane who are looking for a bit...
Posted by: Avvilimento Nov 15 2005, 07:07 AM
It's not so bad... Not getting any isn't my problem - it's the intimacy I crave. Call me crazy (you wouldn't be the first), but I just don't get anything much from it.
Yes, I am a freak. But a freak in a good way, I like to think.
Posted by: Ratt Nov 15 2005, 07:12 AM
Yes, I am a freak. But a freak in a good way, I like to think.
Well mate, she is looking for more than a fling too...
Posted by: Hot mama Nov 15 2005, 07:17 AM
Last night with cowboy 
Posted by: Hot mama Nov 15 2005, 07:20 AM
Yes, I am a freak. But a freak in a good way, I like to think.
honey intimacy is a very good thing!!!!!!
Posted by: Avvilimento Nov 15 2005, 07:25 AM
I like to agree there, HMama. My ex would've been quite happy without it (after a while, anyways - I think she appreciated it to start), but I find it's just as - if not more - important than what happens in between.
So tell me about this friend of yours, Ratt....
Posted by: Ratt Nov 15 2005, 07:28 AM
So tell me about this friend of yours, Ratt....
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She's early 30's, seperated, has 3 kids - good kids, have spoken to them myself. Am trying to get here to come here herself... keep you posted...
Posted by: Hot mama Nov 15 2005, 07:31 AM
So tell me about this friend of yours, Ratt....
looks like she losted out on a great guy!!!!
Posted by: Ratt Nov 15 2005, 07:33 AM
Who?
Posted by: Hot mama Nov 15 2005, 07:34 AM
his ex
Posted by: Avvilimento Nov 15 2005, 07:34 AM
Ahh... father material, I am not. Not upto scratch mentally for that kind of stuff (nor a lot of other stuff, actually, like navigating the streets of Brisbane in an attempt to find a carpark). Probably too young, too, given I'm not quite 23 at the moment.
Posted by: Hot mama Nov 15 2005, 07:36 AM
your young but thats fine you are a sweet guy
Posted by: Avvilimento Nov 15 2005, 07:36 AM
By the end, she was only in it for the sex. I didn't mind so much, but upon reflection I really was just a dildo without batteries that could help carry the laundry, fix/assemble the furniture, and drive her places before her Ps gave her a car.
Posted by: Ratt Nov 15 2005, 07:37 AM
Fair enuf... it is a bit of a change...
Posted by: Hot mama Nov 15 2005, 07:40 AM
i feel bad for you honey you need a good women
Posted by: Avvilimento Nov 15 2005, 07:44 AM
Thanks Mama There's actually a really nice girl I know, but she lives in another country. So the past few days have been a mad rush to try and get my passport (you'd be surprised how much more tedious it is than it should be) so I can go see her, 'cause she's moving a lot further away sometime next month.
Fingers crossed, 'eh? I'll keep you all posted (since I probably won't be posting much if things work out)
*Edit* You an' Cowboy definately got a good pairing happening. Can quite comfortably say I like the both of you 
*end*
Posted by: Hot mama Nov 15 2005, 07:47 AM
There's actually a really nice girl I know, but she lives in another country. So the past few days have been a mad rush to try and get my passport (you'd be surprised how much more tedious it is than it should be) so I can go see her, 'cause she's moving a lot further away sometime next month.Fingers crossed, 'eh? I'll keep you all posted (since I probably won't be posting much if things work out)
*Edit* You an' Cowboy definately got a good pairing happening. Can quite comfortably say I like the both of you
*end*thank you hon i like you to!!!!!!!! i do hope things work out for you with that lady
Posted by: 7mary3 Nov 15 2005, 11:37 AM
It would have been two nights ago that I got laid. Working opposing shifts really interferes.
Posted by: juicy_DD Nov 15 2005, 02:27 PM
Yes, I am a freak. But a freak in a good way, I like to think.
good for you brother....
Posted by: paybarraman Nov 15 2005, 02:41 PM
August 2004
Posted by: johnfreak Nov 15 2005, 03:37 PM
1989
Posted by: cowboy Nov 15 2005, 04:02 PM
Damn POOR GUY
Posted by: jrock8 Nov 15 2005, 04:06 PM
it's a shame it's been a while, but i bet you were one hell of a wild 10 year old back then...
Posted by: Gnappster Nov 15 2005, 05:14 PM
they said last, not first
Posted by: Kiana Nov 15 2005, 06:57 PM
Too damn long ago
Posted by: jrock8 Nov 15 2005, 06:58 PM
how is that possible??!!
Posted by: countryboykalamazoo Nov 16 2005, 01:16 AM
That could be interprited a couple different ways, if I know Kiana at all, too damn long ago means about twenty minutes ago 
Oh,and a week ago
Posted by: beenabadnurse Nov 16 2005, 01:25 AM
Saturday, November 4th, 2005
I think it was around 1 pm
And it was the best sex I've ever had in my whole entire life. 
Posted by: countryboykalamazoo Nov 16 2005, 01:29 AM
Great sex is something you never forget, hopefully there is more of it coming your way, the only way to beat great sex..........with better sex
Posted by: jrock8 Nov 16 2005, 02:10 AM
I think it was around 1 pm
And it was the best sex I've ever had in my whole entire life.
so what exactly made it so much better than anything you've had before?
Posted by: beenabadnurse Nov 16 2005, 10:06 AM
A multitude of things, including a new position I've never tried before, large quantities of previously regressed emotion, pentup sexual frustration, etc...
Posted by: diamondgeezer Nov 16 2005, 11:07 AM
Last weekend, on Friday night and Saturday morning. Got with a sexy 18 year old BBW.
Best. Sex. EVAR.
Posted by: countryboykalamazoo Nov 16 2005, 11:21 AM
I've never had mindblowing sex with younger women, don't get me wrong, still good sex, but women in their mid twenties-thirties, they know how to contribute to a great ass poudin
Posted by: diamondgeezer Nov 16 2005, 11:31 AM
Sure, I know where you're comming from, but this one was goddam good for an 18 year old. She's got a real dirty mind, one of the things we have in common 
She likes it rather rough, and I left her with bruised tits and arse - she wasn't complaining
I'm gonna try and get some piccies next time I see her, weekend after next. She wants me to pork her in the arse, and who am I to refuse a lady?
Posted by: countryboykalamazoo Nov 16 2005, 11:38 AM
Well nobody said anything about a dirty mind, that makes a world of difference, a young girl with a dirty mind is like a twenty five year old, freaky sex 
Posted by: bts34e Nov 16 2005, 11:46 AM
I got some last night, and need more today. I never get enough...
Posted by: COMEDYMAN Nov 16 2005, 11:57 AM
I would like to give you some.... A lot actually .... bunches and bunches!!!
Posted by: goofus67 Nov 16 2005, 12:19 PM
<<I never get enough>>
Who does?!
Last night, with wife...and as always...AWESOME!
Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Nov 16 2005, 01:02 PM
Ok, now you're just being mean!
Posted by: jrock8 Nov 16 2005, 01:39 PM
what was this new position?... c'mon nurse... you can't leave us hangin' like this, lol
(and oooh, it looks like someone had a "hate fuck"
)
Posted by: juicy_DD Nov 16 2005, 01:51 PM
are you serious?....
Posted by: beenabadnurse Nov 16 2005, 03:14 PM
(and oooh, it looks like someone had a "hate fuck"
) No, not a hatefuck, but very very funny that you should say that. 
Can't really describe the new position, as I'm not exactly sure WHAT was going on, only that it was GOOOOOOOOOD and I came almost instantly.
I'm going to suggest that he patent his cock.
Posted by: juicyboobs Nov 16 2005, 03:48 PM
No, not a hatefuck, but very very funny that you should say that. Can't really describe the new position, as I'm not exactly sure WHAT was going on, only that it was GOOOOOOOOOD and I came almost instantly.
I'm going to suggest that he patent his cock. or the position ... rmm workshops..
Posted by: jrock8 Nov 16 2005, 04:13 PM
No, not a hatefuck, but very very funny that you should say that. Can't really describe the new position, as I'm not exactly sure WHAT was going on, only that it was GOOOOOOOOOD and I came almost instantly.
I'm going to suggest that he patent his cock. hmm, now you REALLY have my curiosity raised (possibly other things too, lol)... can you try describing what happened?
Posted by: beenabadnurse Nov 16 2005, 07:41 PM
It was something about how he was in me, I really don't know how to describe it, since I wasn't in a position where I could see.
All I know is, he melted my butter.
Posted by: clincar Nov 16 2005, 09:22 PM
Now that's an idea!!
Posted by: jacktripper Nov 16 2005, 09:52 PM
july 31,2004....but i don't really care if i get it again or not.
Posted by: jrock8 Nov 17 2005, 02:01 AM
All I know is, he melted my butter. umm, nurse... i woulda figured w/your background that you would know a little about biology.... that whitish sticky stuff that came oozing out of you when he was done... yeah, that wasn't exactly butter...
Posted by: paybarraman Nov 17 2005, 07:53 AM
unfortunately.........
but my hand has gotten quite adept at taking care of business
Posted by: Hot mama Nov 17 2005, 08:13 AM
but my hand has gotten quite adept at taking care of business
your hand became your best friend ?
Posted by: Ratt Nov 17 2005, 08:34 AM
I was getting some tonight, but then she said if you want a pic of me, do it now...
That's how I got my new Avatar...
Posted by: diamondgeezer Nov 17 2005, 11:33 AM
What lovely looking boobs. You lucky bugger Ratt
Posted by: amberis1985 Nov 17 2005, 11:48 AM
Yes, I am a freak. But a freak in a good way, I like to think.
I think thats great. I dont think one night stands would be good for me either. Feeling comfortable with yourself and your partner is the best...and makes the best sex ever!!
Posted by: amberis1985 Nov 17 2005, 11:51 AM
The last time was like four days ago!!! 
I'm going nuts. But my new job has been crazy and both of us have been very busy.....but I still want sex!!!
Posted by: Gnappster Nov 17 2005, 11:55 AM
oh yeah, I hate sex too lol
Posted by: Gnappster Nov 17 2005, 12:36 PM
but my hand has gotten quite adept at taking care of business
i draw a pretty girl's face on my hand, or a mean girl when i'm feeling naughty
Posted by: paybarraman Nov 17 2005, 04:21 PM
Ahhhhhhh
PALM-ela HAND-erson!!! She's my girl!!! 
Posted by: BEAUTIFUL Nov 17 2005, 04:23 PM
PALM-ela HAND-erson!!! She's my girl!!!
LOL...poor baby....let mami take care of that for you
Posted by: paybarraman Nov 17 2005, 04:25 PM
ohhhhh mami
if only you could......if only
Posted by: BEAUTIFUL Nov 17 2005, 04:26 PM
if only you could......if only
Such are the vagaries of life...sometimes measured in seconds, other times in inches...either way, timing is everything...
Posted by: Gnappster Nov 18 2005, 11:50 AM
yeah I hate sex too
why don't u try hooking up with pandabear, u two would make a great couple
Posted by: juicy_DD Nov 18 2005, 07:49 PM
PALM-ela HAND-erson!!! She's my girl!!!
Posted by: Ratt Nov 18 2005, 10:05 PM
About one hour ago is the last time... And I'm feeling fine... hehe
Posted by: diamondgeezer Nov 20 2005, 09:47 PM
Well I ate a whole load of delicious pussy this weekend, and had two mind-blowing tit fucks
Posted by: Mezrein Nov 21 2005, 01:30 AM
Last night. my woman doesn't have big enough melons for me to titty fuck.... Oh well, she more than makes up for it in the head-giving department,
Posted by: Tygalili Nov 21 2005, 01:51 AM
Last night. I wa chatting on the internet with Hot Mama and Cowboy, when Ratt started flicking me with his cock, in my ribs. He got hard so I hurriedly disconnected from Hot Mama and Cowboy and went and layed Ratt. He slept like a baby after that. I think I wore him out.
Posted by: Ratt Nov 21 2005, 03:19 AM
Yep. but in a good way... And I did need the sleep... hmmm think I will need to be "worn out" again tonight...
Posted by: Hot mama Nov 21 2005, 06:30 AM
Last night mmmm and to night oh yea a great way to end my birthday!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ratt Nov 21 2005, 06:34 AM
Do we need to start a new thread?
When's the next time you gonna get lucky?
Posted by: Hot mama Nov 21 2005, 06:36 AM
When's the next time you gonna get lucky?
for me that would be every day
Posted by: Ratt Nov 21 2005, 06:43 AM
Lucky...
I just can't... I get home and I'm stuffed....
Posted by: Hot mama Nov 21 2005, 06:44 AM
I just can't... I get home and I'm stuffed....
i get home late at night and i wake hubby up for some loven
Posted by: Ratt Nov 21 2005, 06:46 AM
I've told Tygalili she could wake me up... but she never does...
Posted by: Hot mama Nov 21 2005, 06:47 AM
Posted by: Ratt Nov 21 2005, 06:51 AM
She says I need my sleep; but then again, she normally wares me out before sleep... hehehehe
Posted by: Hot mama Nov 21 2005, 06:55 AM
cool
Posted by: jessie Dec 19 2005, 02:49 PM
just got laid last nite. He made my toes curl!!!!
Posted by: diamondgeezer Dec 19 2005, 07:13 PM
Been a couple of weeks since I seen me GF. Time and money issues
On the plus side when I did see her last, I fucked her in the arse
Posted by: Puppet Dec 19 2005, 10:21 PM
well.. not that long ago.. and about to initiate some more.. I can't get enough
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 23 2005, 11:32 PM
haha Gnappy you seriously crack me up dude... you are one funny fucker.
To say last night seems so cliche so i'm just going to go with 2 nights ago.
Oh and Mez, will your lady ever post on here? Small breasts are just as great, some may even say there better
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 23 2005, 11:49 PM
took my girl to the airport today so she's spending the holidays back home w/her family... guess i'm gonna have to go through like a 5 day dry spell... 
god, it's a hard life...
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 23 2005, 11:53 PM
god, it's a hard life...
contact paybarraman... i'm sure he has some types on how to survive
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 23 2005, 11:57 PM
yeah, i'll pass... something about "big, colorful balls" that just makes that seem like a bad idea..
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 24 2005, 12:00 AM
ZING! haha
WOW what an old reference
Posted by: Puppet Dec 24 2005, 06:37 PM
no shit .. just drug that outta the past
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 25 2005, 02:50 AM
hey... all you "new-school" kids with your "instant history"... no appreciation for the classics, i say
Posted by: Puppet Dec 25 2005, 04:49 PM
come now.. we love alot of our new girls.. we'll embrace making history with them.. and If im lucky making love with them too! 
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 26 2005, 02:20 AM
eh, fuck that... "making love" sounds way too gentle...
i think these girls need and want the hard, raw, animalistic fucking instead
Posted by: Puppet Dec 26 2005, 04:06 AM
hrmm i dunno if you can wine and dine them and then just go straight to fucking their brains out.. now.. about the 3rd or 4th time in that nite.. fuck ya then you beat that shit up.. knock the bottom out until they pass out! If your dick is sore and her lips are swollen and red and painful to the touch.. You've ended the nite just right!
Posted by: nikkibird Dec 26 2005, 06:22 AM
It's been at least a month for me, and I have a boyfriend that I've been with for over 4 years.! I'm pathetic. He's also the only one I've ever had sex with, so I'm a super loser!
Posted by: mountainlust Dec 26 2005, 11:16 AM
I don't think that having had one sex partner in your life qualifies you as a super loser.
However, going without for a month? Wow...
Posted by: mountainlust Dec 26 2005, 11:18 AM
Oh, and it's been...umm...a week for me? I'm having trouble remembering...must be all the egg nog and pecan pie melting my brain...
Posted by: juicy_DD Dec 26 2005, 01:05 PM
about 24 hours for me ...... and I need some more!
Posted by: COMEDYMAN Dec 26 2005, 05:20 PM
...... and I need some more!Volunteers for that duty!!!!
Posted by: juicy_DD Dec 26 2005, 05:26 PM
offers greatly received ....... have enough to go around
Posted by: COMEDYMAN Dec 26 2005, 05:30 PM
A very sexy and very naughty image of Juicy being the focus of a RMM gangbang just went through my head.... As Pay would say..... ( swat) BAD COMEDYMAN BAD!!!... but then again... hmmmmmmm
Posted by: closeup Dec 26 2005, 05:33 PM
As long as I'm first in line, I'm all for it.
Posted by: juicy_DD Dec 26 2005, 05:37 PM
theres no such thing as sloppy seconds with me love
Posted by: closeup Dec 26 2005, 05:41 PM
For the first guy in line there's no seconds of any kind.
Posted by: bts34e Dec 26 2005, 05:50 PM
2 days ago for me and prob tonight...
Posted by: juicy_DD Dec 26 2005, 05:50 PM
definately tonight eh hun
Posted by: Puppet Dec 26 2005, 11:25 PM
fixing to do it now.. will probably take pictures too.. Nikki.. would you like to join... we can take care of that lil dry spell..
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 26 2005, 11:28 PM
Nikki.. would you like to join... we can take care of that lil dry spell.. ooh, pictures... don't suppose you're gonna share those?
Posted by: Puppet Dec 26 2005, 11:49 PM
may be prone to share a couple
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 27 2005, 03:35 AM
well?
Posted by: Puppet Dec 27 2005, 07:36 PM
fuck i was to drunk to break out the camera.. I was doing good to throw a nut at that poitn!
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 28 2005, 02:17 AM
They would have to wade through thousands of idiotic, stupid, pointless comments (mostly by myself) to find that reference in the boards! haha
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 28 2005, 02:46 AM
good... they should... i recommend this as a new rmm indoctrination... let's see who really wants to post around here
(plus, that way, by the time they're done, their brain cells will be scrambled to the point that they can carry on conversations at our level 
)
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 28 2005, 02:50 AM
(plus, that way, by the time they're done, their brain cells will be scrambled to the point that they can carry on conversations at our level )We have brain cells left?
WOW... great initiation idea jrock... run that by johnfreak!
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 28 2005, 02:53 AM
no wait... let me rethink this... all the guy noobs have to do that... all the girls have to send you and me a dedicated picture...
yes, that is definitely a better plan
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 28 2005, 02:57 AM
yes, that is definitely a better plan
US a dedicated picture.... I agree with your new terms!
Posted by: sussed2 Dec 28 2005, 09:28 PM
This morning before leaving for work *sigh* meeeow
Posted by: belicked6924 Dec 28 2005, 11:13 PM
Does anybody have an abacus i can borrow? I can't count that far back. It's been a little better than 2 months, right before I met my current girlfriend.
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 28 2005, 11:44 PM
Sussed, you have filled my mind full of images of that lovely body being pleasured in everyway.... and that lucky fucker doing it!
Posted by: jrock8 Dec 29 2005, 02:49 AM
same here bondi... well, except for the fact that i'm the lucky fucker doing it in my mind
Posted by: sussed2 Dec 29 2005, 09:49 PM
Booya!
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 30 2005, 01:47 AM
The sound of my brain exploding from being overused thinking about sussed naked and having sex!
Posted by: summoner Dec 31 2005, 02:37 AM
Just few hours ago And it was goooood!
Posted by: CaramelTits Jan 5 2006, 09:34 PM
Last weekend...It sucks being single lol.
Posted by: belicked6924 Jan 5 2006, 09:46 PM
I'm sure there are a plethora of guys here willing to help you with that, can I put myself first in line?
Posted by: hottnes Jan 10 2006, 07:25 PM
LAST NIGHT BUT, I WOULD BE WILLING TO HELP CARAMEL ANYTIME SHE NEEDS IT
Posted by: chi619 Jan 10 2006, 08:13 PM
Ditto, lol!
Posted by: diane26 Jan 10 2006, 08:14 PM
2 weeks ago
Posted by: belicked6924 Jan 10 2006, 11:07 PM
Have you 2 already gotten together? (Notice the cross thread ref)
Posted by: belicked6924 Jan 10 2006, 11:11 PM
Come here, I'll help you out with that.
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 10 2006, 11:40 PM
notice pays absence from this thread... ther arent enough numbers on his keyboard I presume.... poor guy must still have those big colourful balls!
(now theres a cross thread reference)
Posted by: diane26 Jan 11 2006, 02:06 AM
I hope you got your googles when I have a real orgasim it get very very wet and I can squirt.
Posted by: paybarraman Jan 11 2006, 08:06 AM
(now theres a cross thread reference)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! YEAH YEAH YEAH....lets all have another laugh at Pay's swollen Blue Balls cause he ain't getting any.......HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Hey Bondi,
Me wanna
you now!!!!!!!! and I dont WANT the goggles!!!!!!
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 11 2006, 11:55 AM
Hey Bondi,
Me wanna
you now!!!!!!!! and I dont WANT the goggles!!!!!!za goggles do nussing!
Posted by: hottnes Jan 11 2006, 12:16 PM
IF WE COULD GET CHI AND CARAMEL TOGETHER I AM SURE THERE IS MORE THAN JUST ME WILLING TO HELP THEM OUT.
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 11 2006, 06:21 PM
last night for me! Lots of tongue included in the fuck session. I likey..
Posted by: diane26 Jan 11 2006, 07:24 PM
Still nothing here maybe I will have to go to Castles and get me a friend and try doing it that way for the first time.
Posted by: smellmyface21 Jan 11 2006, 09:36 PM
Hey hey hey so am I! Just tell me where you reside and I'll be there to help you out with that problem!
Posted by: smellmyface21 Jan 11 2006, 09:43 PM
Hot mama can I do it with you? I am a young buck and always willing to learn
Posted by: juicyboobs Jan 11 2006, 09:45 PM
feels like way too long ago...
Posted by: smellmyface21 Jan 11 2006, 09:45 PM
Im from Richmon
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 12 2006, 12:45 AM
damn Pay... its been the backbone of these boards for months!!!!
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 12 2006, 03:14 AM
umm... mez is a dude... i don't think he'd be into that
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 12 2006, 04:24 AM
shit.....uhhh.....ive drank since then...and smoked...and slept....ALOT of sleep....but its been well over a year for me........
Posted by: hottnes Jan 12 2006, 08:30 AM
yesterday, once during supper, and then i ate her out for about thirty mins. and then had sex again.
Posted by: paybarraman Jan 12 2006, 10:21 AM
Dont know what this Castles is but if you need a "friend" all ya gotta do is Call Me....Pick up the phone and just...Call Me......dont be alone you can........Call Me....
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 12 2006, 12:21 PM
when I read that post all I can think of is Pay at a karaoke bar singing call me by blondie....I gotta get off these cheap drugs.
Posted by: diane26 Jan 12 2006, 08:24 PM
Today when I went to shower I swear I saw cobwebs starting to grow.
Posted by: Hardabs Jan 12 2006, 08:27 PM
you need to go out and show urself off...i find it hard to believe that you're not getting any...i highly doubt that all the men around your area are homosexuals...you're hot...just put on something sexy or just walk out naked and i'm sure you'll get a lot cock pointing at you
Posted by: CaramelTits Jan 12 2006, 09:30 PM
No cobwebs here thank Gawd.
Posted by: juicyboobs Jan 12 2006, 09:44 PM
very scary -
wig too?
Posted by: diane26 Jan 12 2006, 10:25 PM
No cobwebs here thank Gawd.
Posted by: CaramelTits Jan 12 2006, 11:13 PM
Awwwww Diane Gimme a Hug!!!
Posted by: bts34e Jan 12 2006, 11:48 PM
Got laid just now... 
Posted by: diane26 Jan 13 2006, 12:54 AM
You people suck ( you know you do dont lie) LOL I am banning myself from this thread until someone dusts off the cobwebs. 
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 01:17 AM
However considering Narazbad's recent drought, he may be interested???
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 01:18 AM
FUCK YOU!! if its diane...sure...
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 01:22 AM
ummmmm, no its a dude! ...beggars can't be choosers dude
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:00 AM
sorry, i will not partake in your national past time
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:05 AM
so says the man who has had more sex with his hand than any female form in recent memory.... oh and animals dont count!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:10 AM
eewwwww....animals? thats fuckin sick
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:17 AM
hey... far be it from me to critisize your adventures!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:18 AM
poor bondi....is that all you can do livin down under?
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:36 AM
its not called Down Under for no reason... have u seen the beauties that call this place home?
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:38 AM
lol....havent you ever heard the stories about texas?
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:45 AM
yeah that everything is bigger in texas.... there is always the exception to the rule... right Naz! haha
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:46 AM
you dont know me!
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 02:55 AM
woohoo! that usually means new bts pics are soon to follow
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:56 AM
lol that was completley off topic from what we were talking about
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:58 AM
ur complaining about seeing bts pics????
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 03:01 AM
no...just randomness
Posted by: belicked6924 Jan 13 2006, 07:40 AM
steers and queers?
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 13 2006, 12:58 PM
and Narazbad don't look much like a steer to me so that pretty much narrows it down doesn't it
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 13 2006, 12:58 PM
wig too?that's even funnier.....and scarier lol
Posted by: belicked6924 Jan 13 2006, 06:41 PM
Exactly
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 14 2006, 06:48 AM
shit....gettin it from the b cups now....
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 14 2006, 09:41 PM
Well I thought you said it was better to give than recieve?
I guess belicked wanted to change it up a bit?
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 15 2006, 04:15 AM
yeah...i am gettin kinda tired of always throwin it out there....
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 16 2006, 01:59 AM
yeah.... ass fucking can tire u out
Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Jan 16 2006, 02:06 PM
Had a quickie yesterday afternoon.
First my Steelers won, and then I got some! What a day!
Posted by: Nora Jan 16 2006, 02:15 PM
Last night, with my husband, before taking the shower, straight against the red lights... 
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 16 2006, 02:20 PM
"straight against the red lights"?
Posted by: Nora Jan 16 2006, 02:27 PM
Meaning messy sex during those 5 days when my man is constantly asking "are they ove yet" ?
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 16 2006, 02:30 PM
ahh, gotcha...
Posted by: Nora Jan 16 2006, 02:30 PM
Over, that's what I meant to write.
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 17 2006, 12:45 AM
What a great way to put it "against the red light" haha
That one is going into high rotation!
ummmm its been 2 days and i'm climbing the walls
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