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Posted by: tera Dec 29 2006, 04:37 PM
Come on, odds are if you are posting on this site girls you've got a good story or two. I sure even the guys have some as well.
My hubby started me off with exposing myself a little here and there, bending over with a low cut top, no panties and giving a peek to all out nude and getting seen. Even sex in public places! Now i'm into it and it gives me such a rush to watch a guys eyes light-up when he sees something he wasn't expecting to. So come on and tell me some of your stories so I can use your ideas to keep it exciting.
I start: The reason I came up with starting a thread came to me today. I was coming home driving into my neighborhood and saw the meterman reading meters at the entrance so I assumed he hadn't gotten to my street yet and if I got set-up in time I could give him a show.
I noticed during the summer he had to come into our backyard to read our meter and that is when I got the idea to have a little fun.
I'm in south florida and it's right a 80 degrees to day so perfect time to set-up my plan. I got home and rushed through the house and got my lawnchair, a bottled water, sprayer filled with water and my walkman. Set-up my chair a few feet from the meter[ good thing we have a privacy fence although one of our neighbors, he has seen me plenty of times] put on my walkman and sunglasses and got completely nude. The water sprayer I keep in the shade so the water is cool when I spray myself, it keeps the nips alert!
After what seemed like forever but only 30 min or so I could see him through the cracks in the fence approaching the gate. I played as if I was oblivious to anything with my radio on and my eyes closed [ but not all the way, I wanted to see his reaction]. He peeked over the fence [probably looking for dogs] and got an eye full, I was facing him and he just got a full beaver. He didn't stop looking right away and I didn't let on I knew he was there at first. After a few seconds I sat up to get a drink and pulled my radio off, he must of heard my radio because he announced he was there to check my meter. I giggled a second and told him to come on back, once he opened the fence I was sitting there in all my glory smiling at him and told him he had probably already seen me anyways. He was a bit startled but admitted he always peeks over to look for dogs when he has to go into backyards. The ice was broken and he proceeded to shut the gate behind him and walk on up to me to read the meter. I asked him if this has ever happen to him before and he said most girls cover-up once he announces he there. I said what is the use if he has already checked me out, he turned towards me with a grin and said "oh I did". I told him I hoped he liked what he saw and it made his day as he turned to leave, he turned back around and came right up to my chair and said his name was Ron and this is a day he would not soon forget. He wished me happy new year and left but not before turning on more time to get another look!
I had to get this thread started right away while the events were so fresh in my mind. Now hubby needs to get home, i've got some excitement to work off!
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 29 2006, 05:49 PM
Great story....
shit like that never happens to me! 
Posted by: COMEDYMAN Dec 29 2006, 05:51 PM
Now im checking to see if there are any openings at the Pembrook Pines utility company 
Posted by: hott1976 Dec 29 2006, 05:54 PM
i love this story to....
it sounds exciting but not sure if i could go through with that in my neck of the woods. Who knows what might be checkin the meters round' here.........
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 29 2006, 06:04 PM
Need an assistant? I could check for dogs for you?it sounds exciting but not sure if i could go through with that in my neck of the woods. Who knows what might be checkin the meters round' here.........
Posted by: kathleen Dec 30 2006, 02:45 PM
I'm way too much of a chicken most of the time, but I do have one story. I've been to a few Mardi Gras in New Orleans and one year I had had more to drink than usual. We were out in the Quarter watching all the hot college babes earn their beads and with the alcohol and the atmosphere I kind of got caught up in the moment and discovered how much fun it is to get surprise reactions. Now contrary to popular opinion and the pics you've seen of the girls in skimpy outfits it's COLD in NO in February!!!! So I was wearing a big old frumpy sweatshirt when I decided to approach my first mark for a set of beads. Well I guess he decided there were too many hot young babes around to mess with an old frumpy woman like me and he just gave me the beads! What fun is that?!?!?!? Anyway despite my disappointment I tried a second time. The second guy told me I had to earn them probably figuring he would humor the old broad and get back to the real action shortly. Well when I flashed him his jaw literally dropped and his eyes got huge. As I was pulling my sweatshirt back down he remembered his camera and got a nice shot of me laughing in my frumpy sweatshirt. It was really comical watching him desperatly fumble with his camera and then see the disappointment when he was too late. Kind of reminded me of when you see a guy looking at a girl as he walks into a pole. Anyway, now the shoe was on the other foot and he was offering me any beads I wanted for another flash just so he could get a pic. I played the game for a while telling him I got the beads and he had his chance and besides he didn't have any other beads I wanted. After a few minutes I gave him his picture. This scene played out a number of times that day. I had a blast watching the surprised reactions and camera fumbles from all the guys who had such minimal expectations. Then listening to the reasons they had to have a pic and negotiating the second deal was a ton of fun - not to mention a real turn on! I think this ended up being way more fun than if I had just had on a skimpy, sexy top where the guys would have been pestering me! May have to try it again some year! 
Posted by: tera Dec 31 2006, 01:19 AM
Great story Kathleen, thanks for contributing!
There has to be more stories out there, come on people!
Posted by: Dano Dec 31 2006, 08:43 AM
There has to be more stories out there, come on people!
Ohhhhh Id love to come read your meter...sexy Tera
Posted by: Dano Dec 31 2006, 11:05 AM
great Story sexy Kath.....id love a flash.....got some pearl beeds for your sexy tits.
Posted by: tera Jan 1 2007, 12:58 PM
[attachmentid=34328]I'm surprised you girls haven't given more stories, don't tell me that Kathleen and I am the only girls on this site who has shown a little [ or alot ] in public!
This was my outfit I wore lastnight when we went to one of our favorite clubs. I started out with a bra and panties under it but after a few drinks they ended up in my purse. Needless to say, we got plenty of attn lastnight!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
TERA
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 1 2007, 01:10 PM
i do have a story...
not sure if it fits in here but worth a try.
A long time ago (probably my sophmore year) in college i decided to take a road trip with my boyfriend at the time to go pick up one of his friends from Brown University somewhere up north.
My car was small but would make it all the way up there so we decided to take it. It was a jeep. We are driving up and of course i was gettin a little anxious cause it seemed like a very long long road trip to go pick this guy and all his college stuff up, so i decided why not relieve myself and do a little playing. I was not the driver so i managed to pull down my pants, recline the seat and move my panties over to the side. I wanted to really excite the driver (who was my bf). We are driving on some major highway and i'm totally squirming and playing and when i look over he is checkin me out and has a nice firm grip on his cock. He was very hard and i could tell that instantly even if he was wearing jeans. He managed to convince me to pull my panties down to my knees and i did...at this point driving was not safe. He put his fingers inside me to feel how wet i was and i hadn't even begun to work very hard. I think it was just the mere thougth of being so turned on and turning him on to the point where he couldn't really do anything about it. I would say it was dusk..not dark but not sunny. His fingers were wet and then he rubbed them on my lips (my mouth...for clarification purposes)...which was completely sexy. To make this long story a bit shorter, a few big rigs drove by and caught a glipse of what was going on (as the car was not driving in a straight path). I ended up pleasuring myself with some squirming and squealing.... a bit more happened once we picked up the friend from brown univ. I have to admit..the friend was hot as hell.
To Be Continued................
Posted by: cycleguy Jan 1 2007, 01:34 PM
Damn, how long are you going to keep us drooling on this one?
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 1 2007, 01:44 PM
I do have the rest of the story....i just want the anticipation to get you all! The rest was good to.
Posted by: evade20 Jan 1 2007, 05:39 PM
Posted by: tera Jan 1 2007, 09:55 PM
Can't wait to read the conclusion, I bet it'll be good!
Posted by: Dano Jan 1 2007, 10:01 PM
I've got my popcorn..and....Lube
im ready
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 3 2007, 12:24 AM
not sure if it fits in here but worth a try.
A long time ago (probably my sophmore year) in college i decided to take a road trip with my boyfriend at the time to go pick up one of his friends from Brown University somewhere up north.
My car was small but would make it all the way up there so we decided to take it. It was a jeep. We are driving up and of course i was gettin a little anxious cause it seemed like a very long long road trip to go pick this guy and all his college stuff up, so i decided why not relieve myself and do a little playing. I was not the driver so i managed to pull down my pants, recline the seat and move my panties over to the side. I wanted to really excite the driver (who was my bf). We are driving on some major highway and i'm totally squirming and playing and when i look over he is checkin me out and has a nice firm grip on his cock. He was very hard and i could tell that instantly even if he was wearing jeans. He managed to convince me to pull my panties down to my knees and i did...at this point driving was not safe.
He put his fingers inside me to feel how wet i was and i hadn't even begun to work very hard. I think it was just the mere thougth of being so turned on and turning him on to the point where he couldn't really do anything about it. I would say it was dusk..not dark but not sunny. His fingers were wet and then he rubbed them on my lips (my mouth...for clarification purposes)...which was completely sexy. To make this long story a bit shorter, a few big rigs drove by and caught a glipse of what was going on (as the car was not driving in a straight path). I ended up pleasuring myself with some squirming and squealing.... a bit more happened once we picked up the friend from brown univ. I have to admit..the friend was hot as hell. To Be Continued................
Ohhhh I hate TBCs
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 3 2007, 04:42 PM
waiting patiently , just like we did for the girl girl pics huns !!!!!
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 3 2007, 06:46 PM
girl girl pics are something i don't have unfortunetly. Not to say i have never experienced it though. I can't wait to tell that story.
Posted by: josh22 Jan 3 2007, 07:23 PM
well wait for it
Posted by: LikesThemAll Jan 3 2007, 08:05 PM
not sure if it fits in here but worth a try.
A long time ago (probably my sophmore year) in college i decided to take a road trip with my boyfriend at the time to go pick up one of his friends from Brown University somewhere up north.
My car was small but would make it all the way up there so we decided to take it. It was a jeep. We are driving up and of course i was gettin a little anxious cause it seemed like a very long long road trip to go pick this guy and all his college stuff up, so i decided why not relieve myself and do a little playing. I was not the driver so i managed to pull down my pants, recline the seat and move my panties over to the side. I wanted to really excite the driver (who was my bf). We are driving on some major highway and i'm totally squirming and playing and when i look over he is checkin me out and has a nice firm grip on his cock. He was very hard and i could tell that instantly even if he was wearing jeans. He managed to convince me to pull my panties down to my knees and i did...at this point driving was not safe.
He put his fingers inside me to feel how wet i was and i hadn't even begun to work very hard. I think it was just the mere thougth of being so turned on and turning him on to the point where he couldn't really do anything about it. I would say it was dusk..not dark but not sunny. His fingers were wet and then he rubbed them on my lips (my mouth...for clarification purposes)...which was completely sexy. To make this long story a bit shorter, a few big rigs drove by and caught a glipse of what was going on (as the car was not driving in a straight path). I ended up pleasuring myself with some squirming and squealing.... a bit more happened once we picked up the friend from brown univ. I have to admit..the friend was hot as hell. To Be Continued................
perfect spot for a cliffhanger
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 3 2007, 08:07 PM
yeah well i try...
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 3 2007, 08:51 PM
well you succeed my dear , but not hanging LOL
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 4 2007, 01:06 AM
So when is installment 2 hitting PC screens?
Posted by: evade20 Jan 4 2007, 09:01 AM
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 4 2007, 04:24 PM
I hope she does it soon ..
Posted by: Lynette Jan 6 2007, 05:39 PM
Most of you guys already know how much of an exhibitionist I am. I've got a few stories, but I'm afraid to relay the for fear there are some here that would not believe them.
Posted by: cycleguy Jan 6 2007, 06:29 PM
Who cares if anyone believes them. Isn't that their problem?
Posted by: LikesThemAll Jan 6 2007, 07:53 PM
could whisper it into my ear...
Posted by: tera Jan 7 2007, 12:38 AM
Come on Lynette, don't worry about that,,, Spill the beans!
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 7 2007, 06:25 PM
I need some time when i'm on here and i feel like writing. Usually i'm only on to add a few comments. Tomorrow for sure.
That's monday to us bondi baby. 
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 8 2007, 12:04 AM
That's monday to us bondi baby. So Tuesday for me
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 8 2007, 07:31 PM
actually i was sitting a few seats over from him at the bar.... i'm chattin it up with a girlfriend of mine and he leaned over to the bartender as i was ordering a beer and said it's on me...then he looked over at me and said...i love your mannerisms. I guess he had been watching me or something.
eeew.
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 8 2007, 07:56 PM
[quote=hott1976,Jan 1 2007, 01:10 PM]
i do have a story...
not sure if it fits in here but worth a try.
A long time ago (probably my sophmore year) in college i decided to take a road trip with my boyfriend at the time to go pick up one of his friends from Brown University somewhere up north.
My car was small but would make it all the way up there so we decided to take it. It was a jeep. We are driving up and of course i was gettin a little anxious cause it seemed like a very long long road trip to go pick this guy and all his college stuff up, so i decided why not relieve myself and do a little playing. I was not the driver so i managed to pull down my pants, recline the seat and move my panties over to the side. I wanted to really excite the driver (who was my bf). We are driving on some major highway and i'm totally squirming and playing and when i look over he is checkin me out and has a nice firm grip on his cock. He was very hard and i could tell that instantly even if he was wearing jeans. He managed to convince me to pull my panties down to my knees and i did...at this point driving was not safe. He put his fingers inside me to feel how wet i was and i hadn't even begun to work very hard. I think it was just the mere thougth of being so turned on and turning him on to the point where he couldn't really do anything about it. I would say it was dusk..not dark but not sunny. His fingers were wet and then he rubbed them on my lips (my mouth...for clarification purposes)...which was completely sexy. To make this long story a bit shorter, a few big rigs drove by and caught a glipse of what was going on (as the car was not driving in a straight path). I ended up pleasuring myself with some squirming and squealing.... a bit more happened once we picked up the friend from brown univ. I have to admit..the friend was hot as hell.
To Be Continued................
Ok...so we get to the university. We travel here and there looking for his dorm. I wasn't so excited about this part as it was getting a tad bit late.... we got there around 11 and i knew the three of us were going to try to mash everything into my little jeep. That meant a little work. We got to his dorm room and of course had a few beers. When i first walked in and was introduced i felt my mouth hit the floor this guy was so damn hot i wasn't sure how i was going to flirt with him without anyone really being able to tell....mainly my bf. 
Needless to say i was able to do it without words....or at least i caught his eye a few times. I had to been down and bend over and i was wearing jeans so my ass was looking good and the thong (panties) was just hanging out of the top. I think i may even have caught a glimpse of my boyfriend pointing it out to him, you know like the "hey man, i hit that" kind of deal. I was totally digging the eyes on me from him anyway, and no disrespect to the bf. If i could i would have my way with both of them. I think maybe one watching the other working...i had not yet had a mmf thing go on. I also noticed that he was trying to catch a glimpse down the shirt as i was wearing a v-neck. I think they both were diggin me and i was working my butt of trying to get the boxes out and furniture out. We managed to get everything crammed in there....so we all were out in the car. We packed him in the backseat to and put more stuff on his lap. My bf was driving the car and i hopped in the front passenger side seat... he was sitting behind me. At this point i would have to say it's close to 1:00 and pitch black. We start heading back to PA.... I turned around and asked if he was at least ok back there cause i knew it was going to be an uncomfortalbe ride and then asked if he needed anything (assuming a drink or anything else before we got on the interstate) He winked........
i almost fell out of my seat. 
I knew that was my cue. I leaned over and kissed my bf on the neck and said i didn't need anything either, i didn't want to him to become curious of my behavior as i hadn't been so "lovey' for sake of a better word the whole time we were around this cat.
Were off...........
TBC 
Posted by: UncleBuck Jan 8 2007, 09:54 PM
[quote=hott1976,Jan 8 2007, 07:56 PM]
[quote=hott1976,Jan 1 2007, 01:10 PM]
i do have a story...
not sure if it fits in here but worth a try.
A long time ago (probably my sophmore year) in college i decided to take a road trip with my boyfriend at the time to go pick up one of his friends from Brown University somewhere up north.
My car was small but would make it all the way up there so we decided to take it. It was a jeep. We are driving up and of course i was gettin a little anxious cause it seemed like a very long long road trip to go pick this guy and all his college stuff up, so i decided why not relieve myself and do a little playing. I was not the driver so i managed to pull down my pants, recline the seat and move my panties over to the side. I wanted to really excite the driver (who was my bf). We are driving on some major highway and i'm totally squirming and playing and when i look over he is checkin me out and has a nice firm grip on his cock. He was very hard and i could tell that instantly even if he was wearing jeans. He managed to convince me to pull my panties down to my knees and i did...at this point driving was not safe. He put his fingers inside me to feel how wet i was and i hadn't even begun to work very hard. I think it was just the mere thougth of being so turned on and turning him on to the point where he couldn't really do anything about it. I would say it was dusk..not dark but not sunny. His fingers were wet and then he rubbed them on my lips (my mouth...for clarification purposes)...which was completely sexy. To make this long story a bit shorter, a few big rigs drove by and caught a glipse of what was going on (as the car was not driving in a straight path). I ended up pleasuring myself with some squirming and squealing.... a bit more happened once we picked up the friend from brown univ. I have to admit..the friend was hot as hell.
To Be Continued................
Ok...so we get to the university. We travel here and there looking for his dorm. I wasn't so excited about this part as it was getting a tad bit late.... we got there around 11 and i knew the three of us were going to try to mash everything into my little jeep. That meant a little work. We got to his dorm room and of course had a few beers. When i first walked in and was introduced i felt my mouth hit the floor this guy was so damn hot i wasn't sure how i was going to flirt with him without anyone really being able to tell....mainly my bf.
Needless to say i was able to do it without words....or at least i caught his eye a few times. I had to been down and bend over and i was wearing jeans so my ass was looking good and the thong (panties) was just hanging out of the top. I think i may even have caught a glimpse of my boyfriend pointing it out to him, you know like the "hey man, i hit that" kind of deal. I was totally digging the eyes on me from him anyway, and no disrespect to the bf. If i could i would have my way with both of them. I think maybe one watching the other working...i had not yet had a mmf thing go on. I also noticed that he was trying to catch a glimpse down the shirt as i was wearing a v-neck. I think they both were diggin me and i was working my butt of trying to get the boxes out and furniture out. We managed to get everything crammed in there....so we all were out in the car. We packed him in the backseat to and put more stuff on his lap. My bf was driving the car and i hopped in the front passenger side seat... he was sitting behind me. At this point i would have to say it's close to 1:00 and pitch black. We start heading back to PA.... I turned around and asked if he was at least ok back there cause i knew it was going to be an uncomfortalbe ride and then asked if he needed anything (assuming a drink or anything else before we got on the interstate) He winked........
i almost fell out of my seat. I knew that was my cue. I leaned over and kissed my bf on the neck and said i didn't need anything either, i didn't want to him to become curious of my behavior as i hadn't been so "lovey' for sake of a better word the whole time we were around this cat.
Were off...........
TBC
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Posted by: bondiguy Jan 8 2007, 11:02 PM
eeew.
Yeah, kinda creepy....
and ur story, it's a trilogy!!!
Posted by: tera Jan 9 2007, 01:03 AM
My hubby told me I needed to tell this story:
The weather has been great this winter in So. Fl. and we have been taking advantage of it. This past weekend we were hanging out in the back yard with his buddy drinking a few beers and watching the games. After a few beers I mentioned it was nice enough to lay out and get some sun. Both guys said they would enjoy watching me lay-out and watching the game at the same time. I was buzzed and getting horny and said I would but told my hubby he knows when I lay-out in the backyard i'm nude because I don't want tan lines. He said he was sure his buddy was fine with that being he's seen me nude several times anyway. His buddy spoke up and said he never gets tired of looking at me, so out came the lawnchair and off went the clothes and for the next 1 & 1/2 hours I laid out completly naked while the boys got their eyes full. It was so exciting that when we finally went inside and ordered pizza they dared me to ans the door nude when the pizza came. I am always up for a dare, and I think the pizza boy was up himself once his eyes got back into his head.Needless to say, watching the game wasn't so important!
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 9 2007, 02:01 AM
goood story
Posted by: evade20 Jan 9 2007, 05:41 AM
The weather has been great this winter in So. Fl. and we have been taking advantage of it. This past weekend we were hanging out in the back yard with his buddy drinking a few beers and watching the games. After a few beers I mentioned it was nice enough to lay out and get some sun. Both guys said they would enjoy watching me lay-out and watching the game at the same time. I was buzzed and getting horny and said I would but told my hubby he knows when I lay-out in the backyard i'm nude because I don't want tan lines. He said he was sure his buddy was fine with that being he's seen me nude several times anyway. His buddy spoke up and said he never gets tired of looking at me, so out came the lawnchair and off went the clothes and for the next 1 & 1/2 hours I laid out completly naked while the boys got their eyes full. It was so exciting that when we finally went inside and ordered pizza they dared me to ans the door nude when the pizza came. I am always up for a dare, and I think the pizza boy was up himself once his eyes got back into his head.Needless to say, watching the game wasn't so important!
I'll bring you pizza anytime you want it.
Posted by: Lvrboy Jan 9 2007, 09:12 AM
The weather has been great this winter in So. Fl. and we have been taking advantage of it. This past weekend we were hanging out in the back yard with his buddy drinking a few beers and watching the games. After a few beers I mentioned it was nice enough to lay out and get some sun. Both guys said they would enjoy watching me lay-out and watching the game at the same time. I was buzzed and getting horny and said I would but told my hubby he knows when I lay-out in the backyard i'm nude because I don't want tan lines. He said he was sure his buddy was fine with that being he's seen me nude several times anyway. His buddy spoke up and said he never gets tired of looking at me, so out came the lawnchair and off went the clothes and for the next 1 & 1/2 hours I laid out completly naked while the boys got their eyes full. It was so exciting that when we finally went inside and ordered pizza they dared me to ans the door nude when the pizza came. I am always up for a dare, and I think the pizza boy was up himself once his eyes got back into his head.Needless to say, watching the game wasn't so important!
* Applies for Pizza Dilivery Job*
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 9 2007, 12:06 PM
This thread has some of the coolest shit that never happens to me in it.
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 9 2007, 12:58 PM
Me too.
Either people are embellishing things or I am just a collosal loser.
Well I guess that pretty much answers itself.
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 9 2007, 01:57 PM
Either people are embellishing things or I am just a collosal loser.
Well I guess that pretty much answers itself.
Anyone who can spell collosal without looking it up IS a loser.
Oh, um, wait a minute. Never mind.
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 10 2007, 02:42 AM
Either people are embellishing things or I am just a collosal loser.
Well I guess that pretty much answers itself.
I didnt wanna say it but
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 10 2007, 05:30 PM
i told you i was young when this shit was happening to me. Now i just skip that stuff and fuck!
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 10 2007, 06:01 PM
penthouse forum become available online did it ?
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 11 2007, 12:33 AM
Fuck yeah
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 11 2007, 10:22 AM
Posted by: wincy69 Jan 11 2007, 10:24 AM
Hott i'd still like to know the ending!!!
Anyone else????
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 11 2007, 06:23 PM
i said i would finish.... i just hate sitting here and typing a long lengthy post.
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 11 2007, 06:25 PM
why dont you give us the cliff notes version or the king james condensed version hun ..
Posted by: MrMike1952 Jan 11 2007, 06:59 PM
Maybe it will be easier to finish the story if you picture the men reading your story, growing hard as they imagine you, erections emerging from confinement, hands stroking, all because of the inspiration that you have provided.
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 11 2007, 07:05 PM
you make Bondi and Gnappy and Bobaloo sound really dirty and perverted when you put it that way .. which makes sense
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 11 2007, 07:12 PM
go check out my top melons thread then come back and imagine. LOL
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 11 2007, 07:14 PM
benn there done that
Posted by: paybarraman Jan 11 2007, 09:40 PM
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 11 2007, 11:03 PM
Time could be used more constructively with a camera haha
BAM!
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 12 2007, 12:21 PM
I think it's already established that I'm dirty and perverted.
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 12 2007, 01:14 PM
you forgot gay ?
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 12 2007, 03:30 PM
Actually, I think you're about the only one here who would even think to put it that way.
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 12 2007, 03:38 PM
ya know its just a good thing for you the other 2 stooges bail ya out your wit is really off these days , either that or evade stole your password ..
and besides if ya go back thru some of the stuff you missed while you were grounded youd find a couple of the ladies said the gay thing first i just repeated what i read ....
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 12 2007, 03:48 PM
and besides if ya go back thru some of the stuff you missed while you were grounded youd find a couple of the ladies said the gay thing first i just repeated what i read ....Uruguay. hehehehe
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 12 2007, 03:53 PM
I'm glad I'm not from that place.
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 12 2007, 05:54 PM
and besides if ya go back thru some of the stuff you missed while you were grounded youd find a couple of the ladies said the gay thing first i just repeated what i read ....POT/Kettle!
Im from Rand McNally originally
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 12 2007, 06:10 PM
Im from Rand McNally originally
I visted that place once.
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 12 2007, 06:12 PM
Were pppl wearing hats on their feet?
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 12 2007, 06:22 PM
and did hamburgers eat people?
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 12 2007, 06:24 PM
Thats the way they roll down in Rand McNally
Posted by: MrMike1952 Jan 12 2007, 06:49 PM
Oh.
I was thinking of myself.
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 12 2007, 06:59 PM
I was thinking of myself.
I think of myself when I masturbate.
I mean, um, nevermind
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 12 2007, 07:04 PM
I mean, um, nevermind
I have to stand over there now
Posted by: MrMike1952 Jan 12 2007, 07:31 PM
[SIZE=7][FONT=Geneva][COLOR=red]WOW[COLOR=red][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]
I started at the beginning and learned all sorts of interesting information.
Like
that you are a teacher.
You don't like the word boobies to describe your delightful breasts.
And you play soccer.
But the pics on the early pages seemed to be missing.
So, I decided to start w/ the last pages.
That immediately produced this reaction.
Oh, I said that already.
I had gone through a lot of your pics on the ratings board. You got all top ratings from me.
So now, I'm back
I've been imagining
what happens next?
Posted by: MrMike1952 Jan 12 2007, 07:34 PM
I mean, um, nevermind
That way, you can fantasize about someone who loves you.
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 13 2007, 08:28 AM
Im from Rand McNally originally
I never claimed to have any WIT just allot of sarcasim .
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 13 2007, 11:46 AM
bingo
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 14 2007, 09:33 AM
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 15 2007, 12:39 AM
is sarcasim like sarcasm? Im not too sure
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 15 2007, 09:54 AM
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 15 2007, 10:48 AM
a lot...that's how you spell it
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 15 2007, 12:13 PM
I mean, um, nevermind
That's disturbing but it reminds me of a funny Conan O'Brian bit where Max Weinberg released a new video of Max having sex with Max. They showed a preview of Max making love to himself, cutting back and forth between him playing the "thruster"and "thrustee" Disturbing? Yes. Hilarious? Of course.
It's pretty much the same but without the humour.
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 16 2007, 10:21 AM
It's pretty much the same but without the humour.
Again your learning
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 17 2007, 12:37 AM
well that makes a world of sense
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 17 2007, 10:24 AM
aRE you sure better google it !
Posted by: MrMike1952 Jan 18 2007, 05:29 PM
There are 3,500,000,000 google hits for "it."
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 18 2007, 05:30 PM
UMMM thats good to know ... NOT
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 18 2007, 05:46 PM
Pt a "t"in front of it and it jumps to 7,500,000,000 .
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 18 2007, 05:48 PM
Now that is exciting ...
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 18 2007, 05:57 PM
put a U in the middle of "pt" and it makes more sense.
but you post was funny nonetheless.
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 18 2007, 05:59 PM
Im from Rand McNally originally
I just found this and had to slap it up somewhere where it would be appropriate.
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 18 2007, 06:00 PM
but you post was funny nonetheless.
put only got 750,000,000 hits
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 18 2007, 06:09 PM
I just googled google and got 944,000,000 hits
hotbot-ing google yields only 230,340,000 hits
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 18 2007, 06:24 PM
hotbot-ing google yields only 230,340,000 hits
I googled hotbot at google.ca and got 11,000,000 hits and then googled it at google.com and got 10,800,000. I think we have a conspiracy on our hands
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 18 2007, 06:43 PM
We are the biggest nerds around.
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 18 2007, 06:47 PM
Don't be so sure. Google tells me there are 21,900,000 out there.
Posted by: closeup Jan 18 2007, 06:48 PM
That's quite a titillating exhibitionism story, but the ending needs some work.
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 18 2007, 06:49 PM
You said titillating.
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 18 2007, 06:50 PM
Phew! we're not alone
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 18 2007, 06:53 PM
I'm sure you could help me out with a http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=happy+ending
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 18 2007, 06:59 PM
is there any other kind??
Posted by: closeup Jan 18 2007, 07:00 PM
When I was running every day I used to get massages on a pretty regular basis. My massuse was about 22 and really hot. She lived in the same apartment building as me. She always had a new car, nice clothes, plenty of spending money. I would always acuse her of offering some of her clients a "happy ending" but she'd deny it. I still to this day think she was.
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 18 2007, 07:04 PM
You should have tried getting one, ya know, to prove your theory.
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 18 2007, 07:12 PM
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 19 2007, 02:58 AM
Once again.... very funny pic
Posted by: closeup Jan 19 2007, 08:51 AM
Yeah, don't think it didn't occur to me. But I knew her boyfriend and they both knew my girlfriend so it woulda spelled trouble all the way around. Besides, the kind of massages I was getting. deep tissue, didn't really make me feel horny as much as nauseous. She was literally squeezing the lactic acid out of my leg muscles into my bloodstream. It felt good afterwards, later in the day, put during and immediately following, I'd feel like I wanted to puke. Gnappy runs, he knows what I'm talking about.
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 19 2007, 12:35 PM
does that sound dirty to anyone else?
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 19 2007, 01:52 PM
I know what about lactic acid and lactic acid threshholds only too well.
In fact baking soda has been known to help lower lactic acid in the bloodstream. But it also gives you explosive diarrhea. Gotta take the good with the bad.
Confession can be made to sound dirty at RMM.
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 19 2007, 04:51 PM
In fact baking soda has been known to help lower lactic acid in the bloodstream. But it also gives you explosive diarrhea. Gotta take the good with the bad.
Confession can be made to sound dirty at RMM.
Here are some other perfectly normal words that used in context, are G rated... but used here are far worse;
Slit
Moist
Hole
Shaft
Box
etc etc
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 21 2007, 12:33 PM
[quote=hott1976,Jan 8 2007, 07:56 PM]
[quote=hott1976,Jan 1 2007, 01:10 PM]
i do have a story...
not sure if it fits in here but worth a try.
A long time ago (probably my sophmore year) in college i decided to take a road trip with my boyfriend at the time to go pick up one of his friends from Brown University somewhere up north.
My car was small but would make it all the way up there so we decided to take it. It was a jeep. We are driving up and of course i was gettin a little anxious cause it seemed like a very long long road trip to go pick this guy and all his college stuff up, so i decided why not relieve myself and do a little playing. I was not the driver so i managed to pull down my pants, recline the seat and move my panties over to the side. I wanted to really excite the driver (who was my bf). We are driving on some major highway and i'm totally squirming and playing and when i look over he is checkin me out and has a nice firm grip on his cock. He was very hard and i could tell that instantly even if he was wearing jeans. He managed to convince me to pull my panties down to my knees and i did...at this point driving was not safe. He put his fingers inside me to feel how wet i was and i hadn't even begun to work very hard. I think it was just the mere thougth of being so turned on and turning him on to the point where he couldn't really do anything about it. I would say it was dusk..not dark but not sunny. His fingers were wet and then he rubbed them on my lips (my mouth...for clarification purposes)...which was completely sexy. To make this long story a bit shorter, a few big rigs drove by and caught a glipse of what was going on (as the car was not driving in a straight path). I ended up pleasuring myself with some squirming and squealing.... a bit more happened once we picked up the friend from brown univ. I have to admit..the friend was hot as hell.
To Be Continued................
Ok...so we get to the university. We travel here and there looking for his dorm. I wasn't so excited about this part as it was getting a tad bit late.... we got there around 11 and i knew the three of us were going to try to mash everything into my little jeep. That meant a little work. We got to his dorm room and of course had a few beers. When i first walked in and was introduced i felt my mouth hit the floor this guy was so damn hot i wasn't sure how i was going to flirt with him without anyone really being able to tell....mainly my bf.
Needless to say i was able to do it without words....or at least i caught his eye a few times. I had to been down and bend over and i was wearing jeans so my ass was looking good and the thong (panties) was just hanging out of the top. I think i may even have caught a glimpse of my boyfriend pointing it out to him, you know like the "hey man, i hit that" kind of deal. I was totally digging the eyes on me from him anyway, and no disrespect to the bf. If i could i would have my way with both of them. I think maybe one watching the other working...i had not yet had a mmf thing go on. I also noticed that he was trying to catch a glimpse down the shirt as i was wearing a v-neck. I think they both were diggin me and i was working my butt of trying to get the boxes out and furniture out. We managed to get everything crammed in there....so we all were out in the car. We packed him in the backseat to and put more stuff on his lap. My bf was driving the car and i hopped in the front passenger side seat... he was sitting behind me. At this point i would have to say it's close to 1:00 and pitch black. We start heading back to PA.... I turned around and asked if he was at least ok back there cause i knew it was going to be an uncomfortalbe ride and then asked if he needed anything (assuming a drink or anything else before we got on the interstate) He winked........
i almost fell out of my seat. I knew that was my cue. I leaned over and kissed my bf on the neck and said i didn't need anything either, i didn't want to him to become curious of my behavior as i hadn't been so "lovey' for sake of a better word the whole time we were around this cat.
Were off...........
As we were driving those two boys were chattin it up as if they hadn't seen each other in years... well maybe they hadn't. It had been a year. No one was really paying any attention to me and i knew he (the bf) was engulfed in the conversations...about college sports etc. i decided to be a little daring and reach behind the seat... thought this would get someones' attention. And i was bored. so quietly reached back and touched his calf...rubbed it up and down just a little so he would know that it wasn't an accidentle touch. He grabbed my hand and gently slid it up his towards his knee. I knew that moving up any further would look akward and it would be uncomfortable...although i really wanted to know what was going on under his pants. I moved my seat up a bit further so i could give him a little more room and put my hands back where they belonged. Still those two wree talking away. I did manage to let the chair part of the seat lean a little since i had moved up giving his knees more. The more adjusting i did the more i wanted to be touched.... by either one of them at this point. He leaned forward as if he was adjusting and interested in what his buddy had to say and put his right hand on my chair.... gently brushing my neck. We were an hour away from home and i knew there was going to be no partying when we got there as it was very very late. I was planning the next move... and i wanted it to be some serious touching (and wasn't going to go all the way with my boyfriends pal). And i wish i could say my bf suggested that they both have me 
. The rest of the ride home there was some brief brushing up against each other maybe a little more let caressing.... he even squeezed my hand once which to me was suggesting he kinda wanted me. We finally pulled into the driveway.. my bf was living with another roommate at the time which wasn't there. We left all the big stuff in the car but took in our clothes and some of his clothes. We all agreed it was time for bed, the talking (uh) and driving had worn out my man so i knew i wasn't going to be ravaging him that late. We walked in, put our things down etc. I got some blankets and pillows for him as he was going to be sleeping on the couch. Wasn't going to let him sleep in the other bedroom as i'd be pissed if someone i didn't know was sleeping in my bed (and making out with a chick).....
TBC
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 21 2007, 12:36 PM
wow that was long , but worth the read , waiting for the ending ..
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 21 2007, 12:42 PM
the ending is good.... you can see that he got me... i'm the chick that was doing some making out. And in the roommates bed!
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 21 2007, 12:50 PM
outstanding , as a matter of fact i would like to have been outstanding in the hall .
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 22 2007, 12:37 AM
With sex... endings are ALWAYS good
Posted by: wincy69 Jan 22 2007, 04:26 AM
I think this guy is going to be seriously lucky!!!
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 22 2007, 11:37 AM
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something like this ?
Posted by: MrMike1952 Jan 22 2007, 12:24 PM
A very hot and arousing story. Great job.
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 22 2007, 02:00 PM
hott, you sure know how to tell a good story!
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 22 2007, 11:21 PM
but you know what they say? A picture is worth a thousand words!!!
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 23 2007, 01:20 AM
Hott, you're killing me in here. can't wait to hear more of your story.
Posted by: Lynette Jan 24 2007, 01:34 PM
I've given the question of whether or not to tell this story a lot of thought, and in the end came to the conclusion that it probably wouldn't hurt. About five year ago I went on vacation with a boyfriend to Jamaica. I had NO idea what the term "hedonism" implied at the time, but it wasn't long before I became aware of a world that I'd never been a part of (or even thought of becoming a part of). OMG! The place we stayed was prctically a nudist camp! There were naked people everywhere, doing everything you can imagine in plain view, out in the open. I'd never seen people having sex in public like that. It was completely mind blowing. After we were there a couple of days it became fun just walking around watching everything. My first personal experience came one day when my boyfriend went off with some guys to play golf and left me to enjoy the beach for the day alone. I decided that as I was on a nude beach that I should do as the Romans do. I noticed three naked staring at mefor quite some time. This made me very nervous, so I got up and walked down to the water and went for a swim and tried to limit their view of me by stay submerged. After a short time I thought "this is stupid" so I went back to my lounge and tried to relax. Before I knew it they were standing along side of me trying to strike up a conversation. It was basicsmall talk. I have to say the sight of three adult men strange men standing just a foot or two away from me, at times with their cocks literally inches from my face ecited me. I watched their eyes and they were all scanning my body. After about twenty minutes two of them spotted a couple of women that they obviously knew and went off with them. The third guy stayed along side of my lounge continuing to "bla-bla" me. It wasn't long before I realized that his cock had reached a semiaroused state. It was now pointing directly at my face. I could feel that little tickle I get in my clitoris when I'm about to get turned on. I stared at his thing so that he'd see me admiring it to see where this was going. I remember I didn't really ever consider that I'd ever actually have sex with this guy, but it was kind of fun turning him on. I looked up at him and said "wow, look at you! You know you've got a beautiful dick. Don't you?" He smailed,and his dick shot to full attention. I sat up abruptely (like I was excited) and made some little sexy sound. The guy's hand moved over to his dick and his fingers wapped around it and squeezed. We continued to talk with him asking me if I wanted to do him or was I here for sex? I told him that I was here with someone and that I really didn't have any designs on sleeping with anyone else. But, I did say I was having a good time watching people having sex all over the place. IIt was at this time when I noticed that his hand had graduated to sliding slowly up and down the shaft of his cock. A reality check hit me momentarily, and I thought to myself that I cpuldn't believe that I was sitting there, butt naked on the edge of my lounge, on a beach with people walking by, watching this strange man slowly jack off about a foot and a half from my face. He snapped me out of my hpno-thought by asking if I thought it would be OK if he asked me to touch myself for him. I was actually surprised at the word that then came out of my mouth. "Sure, I'm so horny right now all I want to do is cum as hard as I can." I swung one leg over back on the lounge and slid my right hand down into my pubic hair, between my lips and onto the tip of my clit. It had to be 95 degrees out, but when I looked down at my body, I noticed that My nipples were about as hard as I'd ever seen them. I looked up to see that he'd moved closer and he was now standing with his dick almost over me. He was still jacking his dick off slowly, but I could tell something was happening as his leg and butt muscles kept tensing up. As I looked away I could see several guys as well as couples glancing our way. GOD!!!!!!!! I was SO turned on! I closed my eyes momentarily, then felt his lg brushing up against my left leg that was still off the lounge with my foot in the sand. This caused me to look up at him, and as I did I heard a muffled groan from him as I saw a huge glob of white cum stremming out of the head of his dick. It hit me on the shoulder, arm, left voob, and nipple. I'm sure my eues went totally wide as I watched his cock continue to squirt and drip on me. I closed my eyes once again and noe rubbing my clit as fast as I could, came so hard I actually screamed. I opened my eyes to see and hear a couple of men and women applauding. During the following 10 days a lot more stuff happened. I had the time of my life on that vacation and became aware of a part of my sexuality that I never knew existed. But, on that day when I went back to the room, I culdn't help thinking about what had happened and the thought of it turned me on all over again. So, I walked outonto the patio (which was in plain vie of the pool area) an pulled up a lounge with the intention to masterbate again. This time I knew ecactly what I was doing and decided to just put on a show for anyone who wanted to watch. I made mysel comfortable, spread my legs as far apart as I could and proceded to fingerbang myself. Before I knew it I had several people around me watching me. Even now just remembering some of the things I did on that vacation gets me so hot that I need to find the nearest ladiesroom so I can masterbate. I'm sure that it was without a doubt the "trigger" that turned me into an uncontroled exhibitionist. Someday I want to go back to the same hotel and atmosphere. It was totally wonderful looking at so many erect penises everywhere as well as seeing women going down on men in every nook of the hotel. The oral sex in that place is UNBELIEVABLE! Ecuse me now guys....Gotta go take care of business.
*KISSES*
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 24 2007, 02:07 PM
I cant read all that I would have to stop to take a pee break ... How about the cliff notes version for us old people .
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 24 2007, 06:58 PM
there was no sex in this story...some severe petting and such... but absolutely no sex.
Posted by: MrMike1952 Jan 24 2007, 07:02 PM
Great story. I bet you made a lot more dicks hard just now. I know you got me hard. I think I'll head for the men's room.
Thanks for a great story.
Mike
Posted by: Lynette Jan 24 2007, 10:08 PM
Sorry, but the topic is "exhibition stories", Not, sex stories.
Posted by: evade20 Jan 24 2007, 10:30 PM
Masterbation isn't sex?
Maybe Bill Clinton was right. He didn't have sex with Monica!
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 25 2007, 10:17 AM
Maybe Bill Clinton was right. He didn't have sex with Monica! Hillary is using that for her campaign promise , I WONT HAVE SEX WITH BILL !!!!
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 25 2007, 12:36 PM
Maybe Bill Clinton was right. He didn't have sex with Monica! If masturbation is sex, then call me John Holmes!
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 25 2007, 12:40 PM
please amend that to include ( the short version )
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 25 2007, 12:48 PM
I get the joke, but I don't understand how you came up with it?
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 25 2007, 02:35 PM
A little birdy is spreading it around !!!!
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 25 2007, 04:01 PM
That's not even what I meant
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 25 2007, 04:07 PM
okay I dont have time to draw the picture , but Jon Holmes was a well hung MAN , a little birdy assures us you dont have that problem . thus the term amend it to be the SHORT VERSION OF JOHN HOLMES >> :crazydude:and by the way holmes died of AIDS ..
Posted by: Philthyone Jan 25 2007, 04:29 PM
*KISSES*
Lynett, This is a very erotic story. I am very turned on by it. Thanks for sharing.
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 26 2007, 11:53 PM
And me... Ron Jeremy!
Posted by: tera Jan 27 2007, 01:11 AM
Lynette, that was a awesome story!!!! That's what I call a vacation
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 27 2007, 09:40 AM
and like gnappy the short version !!!!
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 27 2007, 06:26 PM
I didn't even smile the 1st time that joke was used and this time I was just confused.... in context it makes little to no sense!
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 28 2007, 10:06 AM
Life is not about sense mate , its about fact , weve been here before and the fact is ID bet your shorter then Ron JEremy in the context of what you would be masterbating with .. I know its a unclear proverb , but look down when your in the shower and you will get the just of it all ... in other words there is no comparison .. and if that doesnt get the point across then chalk it up like most people do here about the pointless posts there stupid and make no sense but they add to the post count and keep some threads at the top ..
and hey as long as im smiling' in your avator it says VOTE # 1 Board MOD , does that mean your recommending evrybody vote for BOB as he is #1 on the ballot ?
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 28 2007, 11:51 AM
thanks for your 2 cents!
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 28 2007, 12:17 PM
careful she might give ya a $1.00 worth ..
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 28 2007, 12:37 PM
yea....she's right. guess i won't be finishing the story.
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 28 2007, 12:49 PM
okay then , wanna come over and watch the simpsons tonight ?
Posted by: r8rman Jan 28 2007, 11:37 PM
c'mon hott.. finish that great story... I'm sure no one cares if sex is included... if they do - heck with 'em... send it to my mailbox I'd love to hear the ending
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 29 2007, 12:05 AM
and hey as long as im smiling' in your avator it says VOTE # 1 Board MOD , does that mean your recommending evrybody vote for BOB as he is #1 on the ballot ? I try to ignore you but sometimes idiocy needs to be brought into line...
Vote #1 is a term used in prefferential voting, and in here, it is called a fucking joke. Look it up in the dictionary.
The term Gnappy used, "If masturbation was sex, call me John Holmes/Ron Jeremy" has fucking nothing to do with cock size. In fact, we are both making fun at ourselves. It has got to do with the fact that if masturbation DID count as sex, our respective tallies would be up there with the 2 famous porn stars.
fucking moron
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 29 2007, 10:12 AM
Vote #1 is a term used in prefferential voting, and in here, it is called a fucking joke. Look it up in the dictionary.
The term Gnappy used, "If masturbation was sex, call me John Holmes/Ron Jeremy" has fucking nothing to do with cock size. In fact, we are both making fun at ourselves. It has got to do with the fact that if masturbation DID count as sex, our respective tallies would be up there with the 2 famous porn stars.
fucking moron
I cant beleive you would take the time to show the world that you masterbate that much , speaking of idiots ,, UMMM
The point is I look at the joke differently , so You go fuck all the morons you want DUDE !!!!
I more then understand the vote term it was a joke , SOn figure it out ..wow your really worried about losing that mod spot arent ya ...I hope I can help ... dont look now but Gnappy is up 1
Posted by: Assfucker Jan 29 2007, 10:45 AM
*KISSES*
Posted by: wincy69 Jan 29 2007, 12:45 PM
Me too babes
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 29 2007, 12:55 PM
do it for me baby!
The point is I look at the joke differently , so You go fuck all the morons you want DUDE !!!!
I more then understand the vote term it was a joke , SOn figure it out ..wow your really worried about losing that mod spot arent ya ...I hope I can help ... dont look now but Gnappy is up 1
Posted by: MrMike1952 Jan 29 2007, 01:55 PM
I hope you change you mind and decide to share the rest of the story. I have been enjoying it very much.
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 29 2007, 03:11 PM
do it for me baby!
sorry Gnappy I just read into the joke differently , You know opinions are a dime a dozen , I really didnt think it was that big of a deal myself ...
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 29 2007, 10:54 PM
i think you should just PM it to me and we can let everyone else wonder what really happened
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 30 2007, 02:43 AM
The point is I look at the joke differently , so You go fuck all the morons you want DUDE !!!!
I more then understand the vote term it was a joke , SOn figure it out ..wow your really worried about losing that mod spot arent ya ...I hope I can help ... dont look now but Gnappy is up 1Mate i dont really care if im not the mod... someone who knows all about jokes, you should realise I am having fun with the whole thing... anyone who does it will be fine by me.
And another thing, telllling the world how much i masturbate was another joke. Honestly are you that retarded or are you playing for the cameras?
Im done acknowledging your posts, what was once funny is now sad in regards to yourself
Posted by: wincy69 Jan 30 2007, 04:16 AM
Oh Hott babes fuck Lynette!!!! Mmmm yes please!!!
Everybody else wants to know what happens in your gorgeous world!!!
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 30 2007, 07:41 AM
And another thing, telllling the world how much i masturbate was another joke. Honestly are you that retarded or are you playing for the cameras?
Im done acknowledging your posts, what was once funny is now sad in regards to yourself
finnally
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 30 2007, 07:42 AM
now back to the reguarly scheduled post hott how about the ending to that story now ...
Posted by: hott1976 Jan 30 2007, 06:36 PM
the story is boring...and this is the wrong thread to post it in i have been warned!
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 30 2007, 07:00 PM
doll you can put it anywere you want ...
Posted by: MrMike1952 Jan 31 2007, 02:24 PM
Not boring at all. HOT. VERY HOT.
Do I have to beg?
Posted by: tera Jan 31 2007, 05:38 PM
Probably not as boring as you make it out to be. I have a feeling your holding out on the good stuff,,come on girl!
Posted by: ddd35 Feb 1 2007, 01:19 PM
that should get her writing , it would me !!!!!
Posted by: tera Feb 2 2007, 01:26 AM
My hubby and I are really getting into this exhibition thing. We're planning a day of it saturday.I've got this thin fleece zip up jacket that works well for showing my tits.In brighter light you can see my nipples through it so I like to be outside alot.But inside can be fun also when we are in stores that guys frequent. My thing is to be squatting down slightly bent forword looking at something on the bottom shelf when a guy approaches. The zipper is down enough that when he looks down, my tits are completly exposed. My hubby is always far enough away so it doesn't look like we're together but close enough to see what is going on. I can feel them staring down at me when they stop to happen to find what they are looking for right next to me.I usually look up and smile then go back to what I was looking at while they get and eye full.Life can be fun here in south florida.
Posted by: evade20 Feb 2 2007, 04:02 AM
Tera,
I'm there!
Posted by: ddd35 Feb 2 2007, 02:35 PM
I'm there!
dont scare another one off ...
Posted by: Lynette Feb 3 2007, 12:11 AM
I've been plaing that game for awhile now. In fACT, two of my friends and I do it all the time in malls.
Posted by: tera Feb 3 2007, 12:49 AM
Exilerating isn't it,can't wait until tomorrow to show em to as many guys as possible. I'm also thinking baggy shorts with no panties and trying on some shoes with the salesman sitting in front of me,,i'm soooo horny just thinking about it!
Posted by: ddd35 Feb 3 2007, 09:54 AM
Note to self , Buy shoe store SOON ....
Posted by: tera Feb 10 2007, 01:34 AM
Another weekend is here and i'm thinking of ways to show my stuff,any ideas guys?
Posted by: closeup Feb 10 2007, 01:41 AM
First you have to tell us how the shoe shopping went. Al Bundy never had it so good.
Posted by: evade20 Feb 10 2007, 08:06 AM
Get together with Hott....and take pictures! Don't forget to share
Posted by: evade20 Feb 10 2007, 08:09 AM
She went commando and couldn't find any that weren't all sticky ....
Posted by: tera Feb 11 2007, 09:44 AM
Last weeks shopping outing was a blast,as I was kneeling down with my [top hanging open] prentending to be reading a book, several guys came down the isle. One lingered longer and as I looked up to give a grin he was staring straight down my top. I said hi and and as if he was having a nice day and he said [it just got much better], we continued to chat for several mins while he kept staring at my tits until he said he better go find his wife before he gets into trouble!
Yesterday my hubby and I to a drive thru town. I leaned the seat back and zipped my top down so one of my tits were exposed.As I pretended to be sleeping hubby made sure to stop beside cars and trucks that were taller so if there was a guy looking, he got a show. He even stopped to ask a guy for directions on my side of the car, the was a little startled and my hubby said "she's out" ,the guy said "she's hot" as we pulled away.I was so turned on and couldn't wait to get home so had to give hubby a blow-job on the way back home.
Posted by: evade20 Feb 11 2007, 11:29 AM
Yesterday my hubby and I to a drive thru town. I leaned the seat back and zipped my top down so one of my tits were exposed.As I pretended to be sleeping hubby made sure to stop beside cars and trucks that were taller so if there was a guy looking, he got a show. He even stopped to ask a guy for directions on my side of the car, the was a little startled and my hubby said "she's out" ,the guy said "she's hot" as we pulled away.I was so turned on and couldn't wait to get home so had to give hubby a blow-job on the way back home.
Road head! The only way to fly....
Not safe but it sure is exciting.
Posted by: bondiguy Feb 11 2007, 05:26 PM
Seems pretty good as is!
Posted by: Gnappster Feb 12 2007, 01:49 PM
Yesterday my hubby and I to a drive thru town. I leaned the seat back and zipped my top down so one of my tits were exposed.As I pretended to be sleeping hubby made sure to stop beside cars and trucks that were taller so if there was a guy looking, he got a show. He even stopped to ask a guy for directions on my side of the car, the was a little startled and my hubby said "she's out" ,the guy said "she's hot" as we pulled away.I was so turned on and couldn't wait to get home so had to give hubby a blow-job on the way back home.
I never see women like this when I'm out. Give me an address on your next "excursion" and 'll be there!
Posted by: bondiguy Feb 12 2007, 11:41 PM
There's a reason for that
Posted by: Gnappster Feb 13 2007, 12:28 PM
Oh yeah, on account of my hideous apperance.
Posted by: bondiguy Feb 14 2007, 12:19 AM
Woah... there's a mug you don't wanna chug!
Posted by: Puppet Feb 15 2007, 01:39 PM
Im not an exibitionist.... I just tend to get drunk and end up running around naked.......
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OFTEN!
Posted by: bondiguy Feb 15 2007, 11:41 PM
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OFTEN!
so you're an alcoholic???
Posted by: Puppet Feb 17 2007, 09:05 AM
Hrmm.. i think thats a far assessment.. that and im sure my name can be found under it in the dictionary
Posted by: bondiguy Feb 17 2007, 08:02 PM
Well I am similar, except i am not an alcoholic.... they go to meetings!
Posted by: Puppet Feb 18 2007, 02:45 PM
I know i went to one once.. and been branded ever since.. but i brought a flask in.. does that make it better!
Posted by: bondiguy Feb 19 2007, 02:54 AM
Isn' that standard practice???
Posted by: ddd35 Mar 3 2007, 03:27 PM
Yesterday my hubby and I to a drive thru town. I leaned the seat back and zipped my top down so one of my tits were exposed.As I pretended to be sleeping hubby made sure to stop beside cars and trucks that were taller so if there was a guy looking, he got a show. He even stopped to ask a guy for directions on my side of the car, the was a little startled and my hubby said "she's out" ,the guy said "she's hot" as we pulled away.I was so turned on and couldn't wait to get home so had to give hubby a blow-job on the way back home.
we need more storys like this ...
Posted by: Andyboy_82 Mar 3 2007, 09:55 PM
*KISSES*
ok has got to be the hottest story I have ever read. I need to find the name of the place and go for a vacation myself. you have no idea how hard you have just made me. thank you
Posted by: Lynette Mar 3 2007, 10:47 PM
Picture from that trip.
Posted by: Andyboy_82 Mar 3 2007, 10:50 PM
If I saw you looking like that, there is nothing that would stop me from talking to you like that guy did. but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to keep it down well i was talking to you
Posted by: ddd35 Mar 4 2007, 09:03 AM
and a great view it is !!!!!
Posted by: Boobluver2 Mar 5 2007, 12:47 PM
Great pic, Lynette! Had I seen you looking like that I might have done the same thing!!
I've been to Hedonism I (Negril) & Hedonism III (Runaway Bay), both are wild and not for the prudish!!
And some of the things I saw go on there!!!
Posted by: Boobluver2 Mar 5 2007, 12:56 PM
While I have several stories (okay lots) I could share with you one really sticks in my mind.
I dated this girl that had enormous boobs for her size. Not only were they large, but they had great shape and nipples. She was proud of them as well, and one could understand why. In addition she was pretty and turned heads all day long.
One thing that got her hot though was showing off her tits and talents to others. She would become especially hot if she was able to do this going to or coming from a sporting event. Don't know why, but then again I didn't ask.
All I can say is I took this girl to a lot of baseball and football games as she loved to give blow jobs to me on the way home. We could be stuck in traffic and she didn't care. She also loved it when a trucker or a vehicle that sat higher than mine was beside us as she would put on quite a show. She'd be in the car with only her thong on, butt up in the air so she could lean over my console and give not only a great show, but great blow job. It was almost as though the more people watching her the hotter she got. Every now and then she'd turn to look at the car next to us and they'd see a hot lady with big boobs, and they knew what she was doing, and she did it well. It was always a good laugh when she'd get a "thumbs up" from the car or truck next to us or a "honk" from a horn. The more she got the hornier she got. I loved it!!
The great thing was it didn't matter if our team won or lost, there was just something about taking her to a ball game that made her hot, and I didn't ask questions!!
Yep, as it is spring time and the ball season opens up I wonder what she is doing for opening day?
Posted by: Gnappster Mar 5 2007, 02:37 PM
that is a really great pic!
Posted by: Bobaloo Mar 5 2007, 04:19 PM
I dated this girl that had enormous boobs for her size. Not only were they large, but they had great shape and nipples. She was proud of them as well, and one could understand why. In addition she was pretty and turned heads all day long.
One thing that got her hot though was showing off her tits and talents to others. She would become especially hot if she was able to do this going to or coming from a sporting event. Don't know why, but then again I didn't ask.
All I can say is I took this girl to a lot of baseball and football games as she loved to give blow jobs to me on the way home. We could be stuck in traffic and she didn't care. She also loved it when a trucker or a vehicle that sat higher than mine was beside us as she would put on quite a show. She'd be in the car with only her thong on, butt up in the air so she could lean over my console and give not only a great show, but great blow job. It was almost as though the more people watching her the hotter she got. Every now and then she'd turn to look at the car next to us and they'd see a hot lady with big boobs, and they knew what she was doing, and she did it well. It was always a good laugh when she'd get a "thumbs up" from the car or truck next to us or a "honk" from a horn. The more she got the hornier she got. I loved it!!
The great thing was it didn't matter if our team won or lost, there was just something about taking her to a ball game that made her hot, and I didn't ask questions!!
Yep, as it is spring time and the ball season opens up I wonder what she is doing for opening day?
Well, with any luck, she'll be in the passenger seat of my car.
Posted by: NakedGirlLover Mar 6 2007, 09:40 PM
Nice view.
Though I prefer the mountain views myself.
NGL.
Posted by: ddd35 Mar 9 2007, 09:45 PM
now turn around and give us the front view as well !!! Please ,
Posted by: r8rman Mar 9 2007, 11:31 PM
one hotpic from one hot story........
Posted by: tera Dec 13 2007, 07:58 PM
It'd be nice to get this thread back up with some good stories or ideas as to what would make a good show.
Anyone have a good one to tell?
Posted by: ddd35 Dec 14 2007, 02:34 PM
Anyone have a good one to tell?
feel free to start us off
Posted by: SKULLZ0MBIE Dec 14 2007, 03:24 PM
I hear that 3D
Posted by: tera Dec 14 2007, 05:12 PM
Come on, i'm sure i'm not the only one playfull and with ideas on the site.
Posted by: ddd35 Dec 16 2007, 09:09 AM
probably not , but it would seem your the only one that likes to put it in print ..
Posted by: aimee2 Dec 17 2007, 10:50 AM
I was playing pool with a b/f in a bar and we agreed that the losser had to do whatever the winner wanted. As you already guessed, I lost so I had to ride home on the back of his bike topless. In town was kind of embarrassing, especially when he decided to stop for smokes, but when we got on the highway it felt really good.
Posted by: tera Dec 17 2007, 04:25 PM
Now that takes courage! WAY COOL!!!:)
Posted by: closeup Dec 18 2007, 05:24 PM
If I'd have known you like to ride around topless, I'd have ridden out to give you a ride on my bike. I wouldn't even make you lose at pool first.
Posted by: icandoit Dec 18 2007, 10:16 PM
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 18 2007, 11:23 PM
Anyway that's just preface to the REAL story. So we were looking for a *new location to take pics and he had the idea of going into his workplace and doing it there. Because his job is one that can be done any hour of the day he has access to the building all day and all night. Well it was past normal hours and it was dark out when we decided to go in. I dressed up in sexy lingerie and covered up only in a coat. I got so hot just on the drive over. It was so exciting to be sneaking around like this. Well we go into his office and the first thing he does is open ALL of the blinds. The only lighting he wants is from the street lamps. So in order for the pics to come out right I had to get really close to the windows. There were people walking by on the street and I knew they could see me but that just made it that much better. he was only able to get a few pics before I pulled him towards me and had him take me in front of the window. It was one of the many times we've had sex in that office and building. Before anyone asks...the pics didn't come out...apparently he wasn't concentrating
Another weekend we stopped in on our way to the mall because he had to do something real quick. Well on our way out I pulled him into the bathroom and into the extra large handicap stall. Those bars aren't there for nothing! We actually got walked in on that time but the person just left after they heard what was going on. I think it was a weekend janitor but we never found out.
All I can say is that he is a lucky son of a bitch!
Posted by: paybarraman Dec 19 2007, 04:07 AM
Anyway that's just preface to the REAL story. So we were looking for a *new location to take pics and he had the idea of going into his workplace and doing it there. Because his job is one that can be done any hour of the day he has access to the building all day and all night. Well it was past normal hours and it was dark out when we decided to go in. I dressed up in sexy lingerie and covered up only in a coat. I got so hot just on the drive over. It was so exciting to be sneaking around like this. Well we go into his office and the first thing he does is open ALL of the blinds. The only lighting he wants is from the street lamps. So in order for the pics to come out right I had to get really close to the windows. There were people walking by on the street and I knew they could see me but that just made it that much better. he was only able to get a few pics before I pulled him towards me and had him take me in front of the window. It was one of the many times we've had sex in that office and building. Before anyone asks...the pics didn't come out...apparently he wasn't concentrating
Another weekend we stopped in on our way to the mall because he had to do something real quick. Well on our way out I pulled him into the bathroom and into the extra large handicap stall. Those bars aren't there for nothing! We actually got walked in on that time but the person just left after they heard what was going on. I think it was a weekend janitor but we never found out.
It is sooo not right that there isn't a woman like this for every man in the world!
Posted by: tera Dec 19 2007, 07:00 PM
Anyway that's just preface to the REAL story. So we were looking for a *new location to take pics and he had the idea of going into his workplace and doing it there. Because his job is one that can be done any hour of the day he has access to the building all day and all night. Well it was past normal hours and it was dark out when we decided to go in. I dressed up in sexy lingerie and covered up only in a coat. I got so hot just on the drive over. It was so exciting to be sneaking around like this. Well we go into his office and the first thing he does is open ALL of the blinds. The only lighting he wants is from the street lamps. So in order for the pics to come out right I had to get really close to the windows. There were people walking by on the street and I knew they could see me but that just made it that much better. he was only able to get a few pics before I pulled him towards me and had him take me in front of the window. It was one of the many times we've had sex in that office and building. Before anyone asks...the pics didn't come out...apparently he wasn't concentrating
Another weekend we stopped in on our way to the mall because he had to do something real quick. Well on our way out I pulled him into the bathroom and into the extra large handicap stall. Those bars aren't there for nothing! We actually got walked in on that time but the person just left after they heard what was going on. I think it was a weekend janitor but we never found out.
Great story, you and hubby keep it up!
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 19 2007, 11:44 PM
It is sooo not right that there isn't a woman like this for every man in the world!
The world isn't a great place and life ain't fair huh pal?
Posted by: paybarraman Dec 20 2007, 03:54 AM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Just gimme another beer and pour me another Jameson's will ya.......
I thought bartenders were supposed to listen and commiserate not comment.
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 20 2007, 05:37 AM
Just gimme another beer and pour me another Jameson's will ya.......
I thought bartenders were supposed to listen and commiserate not comment.
Yeah I sell to bartenders... the only person I serve drinks to is me (and my wife in the hope of getting her nice and tipsy!)
Try Tullamore Dew if you get it in your part of the world... it come sin a 12 year old. Smooth as a pornstar's pussy
Posted by: misschickie Dec 20 2007, 09:35 PM
Try Tullamore Dew if you get it in your part of the world... it come sin a 12 year old. Smooth as a pornstar's pussy
Fuck, B....you have me laughing my ass off again!
Is that their ad line?
Posted by: ddd35 Dec 22 2007, 09:55 AM
wow and I missed it ...
Posted by: evade20 Dec 22 2007, 11:14 AM
I'll have to check it out!
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 23 2007, 06:43 PM
Is that their ad line?
I have petitioned it but it is yet to get off the ground....
and evade, I presume availability of that product is ok in your neck of the woods. If you like your Whiskey Irish, Tully is the one for you
Posted by: evade20 Dec 24 2007, 10:01 AM
and evade, I presume availability of that product is ok in your neck of the woods. If you like your Whiskey Irish, Tully is the one for you
I'll definitely check it out...
Posted by: tera Dec 24 2007, 07:31 PM
My hubby recently showed some of my titty pics to a close friend of ours and he keeps asking my hubby if there is a chance he can see them for real. My hubby likes it when i'm showing strangers but other than one other friend of his ( his best friend) he's never wanted me to show anyone else he knows.
He's asked me if I'd be willing to and i'm really thinking about next time he comes over to excuss myself for a minute and go get naked then come back into the room, sit on his lap and ask him if this is what he wanted to see.
I'm leaving it up to you guys, think I should?
Posted by: closeup Dec 24 2007, 09:02 PM
He's asked me if I'd be willing to and i'm really thinking about next time he comes over to excuss myself for a minute and go get naked then come back into the room, sit on his lap and ask him if this is what he wanted to see.
I'm leaving it up to you guys, think I should?
It would seem that showing him your tits would be pretty harmless, but I'm thinking it's more than that. This "close friend" wants to get in your pants, he's probably got the feeling that he might actually have a chance, even thou you're married, and figures there's no harm in trying. If all he wants is to see your boobs, direct him to RMM and he'll see all he needs to see. But, we both know, that's not all he wants. You need to ask yourself how far will you be willing to go with this guy. Then the question will answer itself.
Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Dec 24 2007, 10:49 PM
Closeup's right I think. Unless you absolutely make it clear to him that it won't go any further, and that you're pretty sure he got it, then maybe you could. But I think you should not.
Posted by: evade20 Dec 25 2007, 07:18 AM
He's asked me if I'd be willing to and i'm really thinking about next time he comes over to excuss myself for a minute and go get naked then come back into the room, sit on his lap and ask him if this is what he wanted to see.
I'm leaving it up to you guys, think I should?
Go for it!
Posted by: bondiguy Dec 26 2007, 11:30 PM
Good stuff brother
Posted by: freestyle Dec 27 2007, 09:19 PM
He's asked me if I'd be willing to and i'm really thinking about next time he comes over to excuss myself for a minute and go get naked then come back into the room, sit on his lap and ask him if this is what he wanted to see.
I'm leaving it up to you guys, think I should?
I vote to give him a thrill. Just make it clear that he can look but can't touch. And please tell us all about it.
Posted by: ddd35 Dec 30 2007, 04:30 PM
He's asked me if I'd be willing to and i'm really thinking about next time he comes over to excuss myself for a minute and go get naked then come back into the room, sit on his lap and ask him if this is what he wanted to see.
I'm leaving it up to you guys, think I should?
as a man that loves great boobs , Id say show him , chances are thats what he wants to just have a look , he may ask mind if touch them to see how firm they are ? what would you say if he does that ?
Posted by: tera Dec 31 2007, 10:11 AM
Well, I'd look over at hubby and if he's grinning,,,, he can have em!
So far, judging from the responses i'm going to be but naked sitting on his lap pretty soon!
Posted by: evade20 Dec 31 2007, 10:55 AM
So far, judging from the responses i'm going to be but naked sitting on his lap pretty soon!
He'll have tent pitched in his pants just thinking about it.
Posted by: ddd35 Dec 31 2007, 11:58 AM
So far, judging from the responses i'm going to be but naked sitting on his lap pretty soon!
well Im guessing hubby will be excited as hell if the guys admiring your fine breasts and probably get hard as a rock if the guys touching them ... have fun ..
Posted by: paybarraman Dec 31 2007, 09:39 PM
He's asked me if I'd be willing to and i'm really thinking about next time he comes over to excuss myself for a minute and go get naked then come back into the room, sit on his lap and ask him if this is what he wanted to see.
I'm leaving it up to you guys, think I should?
Well, I agree with Closeup's reply in that your plan sounds as though it's going to go a lot further than just letting this guy see your tits sweetheart. I'd say, excuse yourself, leave the room and then return topless, stating you heard he had a hard on for your tits and then let the chips fall where they may. This way you're not putting yourself, the guy or hubby in a tough spot. The guy gets to see your rocking tits, hubby gets jacked up cause another guy is looking and you get yourelf all wet as two men oogle you.....This way of buddy is all hot and wants more, hubby AND YOU can decide if it's warranted. Tera sugar, if you're naked and sitting in amy man's lap, I don't care if he's the frigging pope, his cock is gonna be pressin your ass fierce and his hands will be all over you permission or not....I know mine would be
So far, judging from the responses i'm going to be but naked sitting on his lap pretty soon!
I seriously need to find a way to become one of your husbands good friends cause you are probably one of the hottest women I've never met Tera.
Posted by: freestyle Jan 1 2008, 08:25 AM
So far, judging from the responses i'm going to be but naked sitting on his lap pretty soon!
I'm not envious of many men, but I have no problem saying I wish I were this guy. I'd give anything for you to sit naked in my lap.
Posted by: tera Jan 2 2008, 06:47 PM
Paybarraman may have the right idea about coming in just topless and then seeing where the chips fall.
My hubby has him coming over this weekend so i've got a couple days to decide.
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 2 2008, 07:55 PM
My hubby has him coming over this weekend so i've got a couple days to decide.
well keep us informed .. Please
Posted by: paybarraman Jan 3 2008, 06:08 AM
My hubby has him coming over this weekend so i've got a couple days to decide.
Tera sweetheart, I forgot what time I was supposed to get to the house.....Could you let me know again?
Posted by: valoish Jan 9 2008, 03:19 PM
LOL
Posted by: paybarraman Jan 10 2008, 04:01 AM
Still waiting to find out how everything turned out!!
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 10 2008, 12:25 PM
Posted by: tera Jan 10 2008, 06:52 PM
His buddy got called into work this past weekend so it didn't happen. He called lastnight and said he was trying to get off this coming weekend since he had to work when he was off and will let us know by fri. I think he has an idea that i'm planning to show em!
Posted by: r8rman Jan 10 2008, 08:06 PM
You're darn right I know..... there will be one less boss on the planet if I can't 'get off' this weekend....
Posted by: mountaineers Jan 10 2008, 09:57 PM
is this still open?
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 11 2008, 11:20 AM
hell I would have quit my job , if i thought i was going to get a show from you ...
Posted by: evade20 Jan 12 2008, 10:49 AM
Serve him drinks topless. If he hasn't pitched a tent in his pants after that, he's just not paying attention...
Posted by: LDrider Jan 12 2008, 07:59 PM
I would have said that I was "under the influence" and couldn't come in. "Under the influence" of Tera !!!
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 14 2008, 11:35 AM
can't wait to hear the update.
Posted by: tera Jan 15 2008, 06:06 PM
Well it happened and it was a whole lot of fun! Will tell the story when i've got some more time to write.
Posted by: evade20 Jan 15 2008, 06:10 PM
Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Jan 15 2008, 10:53 PM
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 16 2008, 10:13 AM
well we await your narration as well as the pics and or videos that you promised us ...lol
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 16 2008, 11:29 AM
The suspense is killing me.
and let me know when I can expect my dinner invitation so I can be afforded the same treatment as your husband's friend.
Posted by: tera Jan 16 2008, 07:52 PM
He came over Sunday to watch the games with us but before he got her my hubby made me promise I wouldn't chicken out and wanted to pick what I was to wear. I told him after I have a couple beers he may wish otherwise.
I have to admit the suspense was really getting to me after all this time deciding if I was going to do this, and thinking about his bubby oggling my tits had me completly horny even before any beer.
Hubby picked out a white tanktop I have ( it doesn't hide much it's so thin) and a pair of blue cotton shorts that are very short and loose in the legs. He said no bra or panties and he wanted me barefooted and with my hair tied back (he said it makes me look younger but he had other reasons).
I know i'm giving too much detail and this is long,sorry.
Anyway, when he shows up i'm on the back porch at the grill cooking ribs. I turn to ask him if he likes ribs and see he's staring at my tits. Being playfull I said " I hear you like tits but I said ribs not tits". He laughed and said he likes both but he likes tits more. We hugged and I told the guys they could go start watching the game and i'll finish the food.
I made it a point to go into the tv room a couple times while I was cooking and they kept asking me if I was going to have a beer with them. My answer was beer gets me to loose and too many and no telling what I would do. My hubby pipes in and said what better reason to drink then and they may get a show if their lucky.
His buddy offers to get me my first beer and I told him ok but bring it to me on the porch, I had to check the grill.
He comes out with a beer and said he needed to smoke anyway and would keep me company. Being funny I asked him if he liked his tits with bar-b que sauce on them or plain. He laughed and said tits plain, ribs with sauce as he's staring at my tits. I asked him what else he likes about a womans body. He looks me up and down then said "everything". Figuring I may as well go for broke I told him my hubby told me he's been asking to see my tits and my hubby has been bugging me to show them. He ask if it may happen and I said "well you've already seen them in pictures isn't that enough?" He said nothings like the real thing. I just played it off and told him he better get back to the game and i'll be serving the food soon.
I though I would have to change my pants, I was so wet and if he hung around any longer with me then I would probably cum in my pants I was getting so turned on.
Once the food was ready I brought their plates to them and proceeded to put my ass in his face while handing hubby his plate. I hear him moan while i'm bent over hubby so I turn to him with a grin and bend over in front of him and put his plate in his lap while he's looking down the front of my tanktop. Grinning again I ask him if he got a good look, he says no he needs more. I just smile and sit across from him and start eating.
Once they finished eating they went outside to smoke. I was still eating and decided to put my plan in action. Taking some sauce I dripped it right on one of my tits then went into the kitchen to put my dish away while they went back into the game room. They as I bring some beer when I come back so I go back into the room, hand my hubby his beer then our buddy his, He notices the sauce on my tanktop and tells me about it. I'm standing right in front of him and said " That's right you like your tits without sauce" and take my tank-top off and proceed to sit right in his lap. My hubby bust out laughing and clapping while his buddy is just staring at my tits not saying a word. I said " Your not to full for dessert are you?"
He grabs both my tits and just starts kissing and licking them all over then stops and ask my hubby if he's cool with this. Hubby said "oh yea, enjoy her bud!"
He goes right back to felling me up and sucking my titties then proceeds to drop a hand down to my thigh and work his way up to my soaked pussy. He notices how wet I am and said he would love to taste that juice while glancing over at hubby. Hubby grins and said it's awesome but that's her call. I thought for a minute and told him he's gone farther than I planned as it was and anyway he just wanted to see my tits and their right in from of him now and he was just going to have to lick his fingers like he did when eating the ribs. He was dissapointed but I had to have some self control ( didn't I ? ). I watch him lick his fingers and tell me how good that I tasted ( I about lost control then) then go back to playing and sucking my tits. After a few minutes I told him they needed a break but would stay topless the rest of the night for them.
There was more groping and playing the rest of the night from of them and it made for some hot sex after he left.
Needless to say. I had alot of fun and who knows football season's not over just yet!
Posted by: Damor Jan 16 2008, 08:39 PM
That was an awesome story and I feel oh so bad for the friend. I think I would have been in the bathroom about five times that night, or you just might have got yourself a show!
Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Jan 17 2008, 12:00 AM
I bet he doesn't remember the game's final score!
Glad to hear you did it, and you also told it very well. Great story, but I must feel a bit sorry for the friend as well. Damn, if you were that wet, I guess he probably creamed his pants!
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 17 2008, 10:51 AM
I have to admit the suspense was really getting to me after all this time deciding if I was going to do this, and thinking about his bubby oggling my tits had me completly horny even before any beer.
Hubby picked out a white tanktop I have ( it doesn't hide much it's so thin) and a pair of blue cotton shorts that are very short and loose in the legs. He said no bra or panties and he wanted me barefooted and with my hair tied back (he said it makes me look younger but he had other reasons).
I know i'm giving too much detail and this is long,sorry.
Anyway, when he shows up i'm on the back porch at the grill cooking ribs. I turn to ask him if he likes ribs and see he's staring at my tits. Being playfull I said " I hear you like tits but I said ribs not tits". He laughed and said he likes both but he likes tits more. We hugged and I told the guys they could go start watching the game and i'll finish the food.
I made it a point to go into the tv room a couple times while I was cooking and they kept asking me if I was going to have a beer with them. My answer was beer gets me to loose and too many and no telling what I would do. My hubby pipes in and said what better reason to drink then and they may get a show if their lucky.
His buddy offers to get me my first beer and I told him ok but bring it to me on the porch, I had to check the grill.
He comes out with a beer and said he needed to smoke anyway and would keep me company. Being funny I asked him if he liked his tits with bar-b que sauce on them or plain. He laughed and said tits plain, ribs with sauce as he's staring at my tits. I asked him what else he likes about a womans body. He looks me up and down then said "everything". Figuring I may as well go for broke I told him my hubby told me he's been asking to see my tits and my hubby has been bugging me to show them. He ask if it may happen and I said "well you've already seen them in pictures isn't that enough?" He said nothings like the real thing. I just played it off and told him he better get back to the game and i'll be serving the food soon.
I though I would have to change my pants, I was so wet and if he hung around any longer with me then I would probably cum in my pants I was getting so turned on.
Once the food was ready I brought their plates to them and proceeded to put my ass in his face while handing hubby his plate. I hear him moan while i'm bent over hubby so I turn to him with a grin and bend over in front of him and put his plate in his lap while he's looking down the front of my tanktop. Grinning again I ask him if he got a good look, he says no he needs more. I just smile and sit across from him and start eating.
Once they finished eating they went outside to smoke. I was still eating and decided to put my plan in action. Taking some sauce I dripped it right on one of my tits then went into the kitchen to put my dish away while they went back into the game room. They as I bring some beer when I come back so I go back into the room, hand my hubby his beer then our buddy his, He notices the sauce on my tanktop and tells me about it. I'm standing right in front of him and said " That's right you like your tits without sauce" and take my tank-top off and proceed to sit right in his lap. My hubby bust out laughing and clapping while his buddy is just staring at my tits not saying a word. I said " Your not to full for dessert are you?"
He grabs both my tits and just starts kissing and licking them all over then stops and ask my hubby if he's cool with this. Hubby said "oh yea, enjoy her bud!"
He goes right back to felling me up and sucking my titties then proceeds to drop a hand down to my thigh and work his way up to my soaked pussy. He notices how wet I am and said he would love to taste that juice while glancing over at hubby. Hubby grins and said it's awesome but that's her call. I thought for a minute and told him he's gone farther than I planned as it was and anyway he just wanted to see my tits and their right in from of him now and he was just going to have to lick his fingers like he did when eating the ribs. He was dissapointed but I had to have some self control ( didn't I ? ). I watch him lick his fingers and tell me how good that I tasted ( I about lost control then) then go back to playing and sucking my tits. After a few minutes I told him they needed a break but would stay topless the rest of the night for them.
There was more groping and playing the rest of the night from of them and it made for some hot sex after he left.
Needless to say. I had alot of fun and who knows football season's not over just yet!
Wow, what a story. Totoally fuckin' hot!!! I wish i could have been there. Are you by any chance hosting a super bowl party? Can I be invited?
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 17 2008, 11:21 AM
I have to admit the suspense was really getting to me after all this time deciding if I was going to do this, and thinking about his bubby oggling my tits had me completly horny even before any beer.
Hubby picked out a white tanktop I have ( it doesn't hide much it's so thin) and a pair of blue cotton shorts that are very short and loose in the legs. He said no bra or panties and he wanted me barefooted and with my hair tied back (he said it makes me look younger but he had other reasons).
I know i'm giving too much detail and this is long,sorry.
Anyway, when he shows up i'm on the back porch at the grill cooking ribs. I turn to ask him if he likes ribs and see he's staring at my tits. Being playfull I said " I hear you like tits but I said ribs not tits". He laughed and said he likes both but he likes tits more. We hugged and I told the guys they could go start watching the game and i'll finish the food.
I made it a point to go into the tv room a couple times while I was cooking and they kept asking me if I was going to have a beer with them. My answer was beer gets me to loose and too many and no telling what I would do. My hubby pipes in and said what better reason to drink then and they may get a show if their lucky.
His buddy offers to get me my first beer and I told him ok but bring it to me on the porch, I had to check the grill.
He comes out with a beer and said he needed to smoke anyway and would keep me company. Being funny I asked him if he liked his tits with bar-b que sauce on them or plain. He laughed and said tits plain, ribs with sauce as he's staring at my tits. I asked him what else he likes about a womans body. He looks me up and down then said "everything". Figuring I may as well go for broke I told him my hubby told me he's been asking to see my tits and my hubby has been bugging me to show them. He ask if it may happen and I said "well you've already seen them in pictures isn't that enough?" He said nothings like the real thing. I just played it off and told him he better get back to the game and i'll be serving the food soon.
I though I would have to change my pants, I was so wet and if he hung around any longer with me then I would probably cum in my pants I was getting so turned on.
Once the food was ready I brought their plates to them and proceeded to put my ass in his face while handing hubby his plate. I hear him moan while i'm bent over hubby so I turn to him with a grin and bend over in front of him and put his plate in his lap while he's looking down the front of my tanktop. Grinning again I ask him if he got a good look, he says no he needs more. I just smile and sit across from him and start eating.
Once they finished eating they went outside to smoke. I was still eating and decided to put my plan in action. Taking some sauce I dripped it right on one of my tits then went into the kitchen to put my dish away while they went back into the game room. They as I bring some beer when I come back so I go back into the room, hand my hubby his beer then our buddy his, He notices the sauce on my tanktop and tells me about it. I'm standing right in front of him and said " That's right you like your tits without sauce" and take my tank-top off and proceed to sit right in his lap. My hubby bust out laughing and clapping while his buddy is just staring at my tits not saying a word. I said " Your not to full for dessert are you?"
He grabs both my tits and just starts kissing and licking them all over then stops and ask my hubby if he's cool with this. Hubby said "oh yea, enjoy her bud!"
He goes right back to felling me up and sucking my titties then proceeds to drop a hand down to my thigh and work his way up to my soaked pussy. He notices how wet I am and said he would love to taste that juice while glancing over at hubby. Hubby grins and said it's awesome but that's her call. I thought for a minute and told him he's gone farther than I planned as it was and anyway he just wanted to see my tits and their right in from of him now and he was just going to have to lick his fingers like he did when eating the ribs. He was dissapointed but I had to have some self control ( didn't I ? ). I watch him lick his fingers and tell me how good that I tasted ( I about lost control then) then go back to playing and sucking my tits. After a few minutes I told him they needed a break but would stay topless the rest of the night for them.
There was more groping and playing the rest of the night from of them and it made for some hot sex after he left.
Needless to say. I had alot of fun and who knows football season's not over just yet!
WOW sounds like you all 3 had a good time , and sounds like you have some more ground to cover for superbowl sunday ..
what was hubby doing while the buddy was sucking and playing with your tits ?
Posted by: tera Jan 17 2008, 07:43 PM
what was hubby doing while the buddy was sucking and playing with your tits ?Grinning from ear to ear and egging his buddy on!
Posted by: tera Jan 17 2008, 07:46 PM
Wow, what a story. Totoally fuckin' hot!!! I wish i could have been there. Are you by any chance hosting a super bowl party? Can I be invited?Another game may be in order. I'm still getting wet just reliving it in my mind!
Posted by: UncleBuck Jan 17 2008, 07:48 PM
PICS PLEASE !!!!!
Posted by: tera Jan 17 2008, 07:53 PM
His buddy has called twice this week already thanking me for sunday and to remind me the season's not over yet.
Hubby and I have discussed another game but to be honest I don't think I could say no again and anyway. I'd like to see what he's packing, it felt pretty nice sitting on it through his jeans.
Posted by: tera Jan 17 2008, 08:08 PM
[attachmentid=57553]Maybe next time when he comes over I can surprise him at the door!
Posted by: UncleBuck Jan 17 2008, 08:41 PM
Hubby and I have discussed another game but to be honest I don't think I could say no again and anyway. I'd like to see what he's packing, it felt pretty nice sitting on it through his jeans.
Great...but be careful, been there done that...make sure it doesnt get out of (your) hands
Posted by: evade20 Jan 18 2008, 08:27 AM
I'm heading south NOW!
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 18 2008, 11:46 AM
Id have to say i would be to .
Hubby and I have discussed another game but to be honest I don't think I could say no again and anyway. I'd like to see what he's packing, it felt pretty nice sitting on it through his jeans.
well once the his comes out , hes probably going to want some serious attention , then the calls of can we do it without hubby come in , just be careful and dont forget to tell us all about it ...
wow what a way to answer the door ..
Posted by: tera Jan 18 2008, 06:13 PM
well once the his comes out , hes probably going to want some serious attention , then the calls of can we do it without hubby come in , just be careful and dont forget to tell us all about it ...
wow what a way to answer the door ..
That will never happen, my man means way too much to me. Whatever happens it is always with hubby, besides he's the one that led me to this site.
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 18 2008, 06:15 PM
well thats awesome and we thank him for bringing you here ...
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 21 2008, 03:05 PM
I'll be waiting for the stories.
I wonder if anything happened this weekend.
that' be one hell of a greeting. I think I'm just gonna stop by for a surprise visit.
Posted by: misschickie Feb 7 2008, 03:20 AM
I have to admit the suspense was really getting to me after all this time deciding if I was going to do this, and thinking about his bubby oggling my tits had me completly horny even before any beer.
Hubby picked out a white tanktop I have ( it doesn't hide much it's so thin) and a pair of blue cotton shorts that are very short and loose in the legs. He said no bra or panties and he wanted me barefooted and with my hair tied back (he said it makes me look younger but he had other reasons).
I know i'm giving too much detail and this is long,sorry.
Anyway, when he shows up i'm on the back porch at the grill cooking ribs. I turn to ask him if he likes ribs and see he's staring at my tits. Being playfull I said " I hear you like tits but I said ribs not tits". He laughed and said he likes both but he likes tits more. We hugged and I told the guys they could go start watching the game and i'll finish the food.
I made it a point to go into the tv room a couple times while I was cooking and they kept asking me if I was going to have a beer with them. My answer was beer gets me to loose and too many and no telling what I would do. My hubby pipes in and said what better reason to drink then and they may get a show if their lucky.
His buddy offers to get me my first beer and I told him ok but bring it to me on the porch, I had to check the grill.
He comes out with a beer and said he needed to smoke anyway and would keep me company. Being funny I asked him if he liked his tits with bar-b que sauce on them or plain. He laughed and said tits plain, ribs with sauce as he's staring at my tits. I asked him what else he likes about a womans body. He looks me up and down then said "everything". Figuring I may as well go for broke I told him my hubby told me he's been asking to see my tits and my hubby has been bugging me to show them. He ask if it may happen and I said "well you've already seen them in pictures isn't that enough?" He said nothings like the real thing. I just played it off and told him he better get back to the game and i'll be serving the food soon.
I though I would have to change my pants, I was so wet and if he hung around any longer with me then I would probably cum in my pants I was getting so turned on.
Once the food was ready I brought their plates to them and proceeded to put my ass in his face while handing hubby his plate. I hear him moan while i'm bent over hubby so I turn to him with a grin and bend over in front of him and put his plate in his lap while he's looking down the front of my tanktop. Grinning again I ask him if he got a good look, he says no he needs more. I just smile and sit across from him and start eating.
Once they finished eating they went outside to smoke. I was still eating and decided to put my plan in action. Taking some sauce I dripped it right on one of my tits then went into the kitchen to put my dish away while they went back into the game room. They as I bring some beer when I come back so I go back into the room, hand my hubby his beer then our buddy his, He notices the sauce on my tanktop and tells me about it. I'm standing right in front of him and said " That's right you like your tits without sauce" and take my tank-top off and proceed to sit right in his lap. My hubby bust out laughing and clapping while his buddy is just staring at my tits not saying a word. I said " Your not to full for dessert are you?"
He grabs both my tits and just starts kissing and licking them all over then stops and ask my hubby if he's cool with this. Hubby said "oh yea, enjoy her bud!"
He goes right back to felling me up and sucking my titties then proceeds to drop a hand down to my thigh and work his way up to my soaked pussy. He notices how wet I am and said he would love to taste that juice while glancing over at hubby. Hubby grins and said it's awesome but that's her call. I thought for a minute and told him he's gone farther than I planned as it was and anyway he just wanted to see my tits and their right in from of him now and he was just going to have to lick his fingers like he did when eating the ribs. He was dissapointed but I had to have some self control ( didn't I ? ). I watch him lick his fingers and tell me how good that I tasted ( I about lost control then) then go back to playing and sucking my tits. After a few minutes I told him they needed a break but would stay topless the rest of the night for them.
There was more groping and playing the rest of the night from of them and it made for some hot sex after he left.
Needless to say. I had alot of fun and who knows football season's not over just yet!
tera....that was sooo hot! keep us posted, girl!
damn, i'm jealous!!!
Posted by: ddd35 Feb 7 2008, 03:41 PM
damn, i'm jealous!!!
Well chickie get down here and we will make our own ...
Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Feb 8 2008, 07:27 PM
damn, i'm jealous!!!
Posted by: tera Feb 25 2008, 06:38 PM
It's been over a month since I've been naked infront of another man but my hubby, I think i'm going into withdraws!
Posted by: Dano Feb 25 2008, 06:49 PM
Well there Sexy Lady....Come get naked in front of me
...or.....like post a pic....next best thing......might help
Posted by: ddd35 Feb 26 2008, 02:47 PM
well ya know how to fix that dont ya ..
Posted by: tera Feb 26 2008, 06:06 PM
...or.....like post a pic....next best thing......might help I took your advise and posted a pic, takes the edge off!
Posted by: tera Feb 26 2008, 06:09 PM
I guess posting here like Dano suggested. That is until I get an opportunity to do it in real life!
Posted by: evade20 Feb 27 2008, 11:53 PM
I'm on my way!
Posted by: tera Feb 28 2008, 08:41 PM
Evade to my rescue!
Posted by: ddd35 Feb 29 2008, 12:50 PM
the sooner the better
Posted by: evade20 Mar 1 2008, 08:56 AM
You, bet, Gorgeous!
Posted by: mellowlover Mar 17 2008, 10:08 PM
new member here your story doesnt end there its a common fantasy for men thus i found it spellbinding have seen none of your pics not as important as more of what has happened although they would not hurt at all
Posted by: SKULLZOMBIE Jun 26 2009, 12:30 PM
ladies any new stories to tell in this thread?
Posted by: fangirl09 Jun 29 2009, 06:43 PM
Didn't have a story I remembered until today =)
Just got home from work and saw some Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on doors of my apartment building...I live on the second floor and they were still downstairs so I went right up and got naked (hey it was hot! lol) left the windows open a bit. When they walked up the stairs one of them happened to glance in the window and got quite an eyeful...let's just say =)
Aaah fun times...love summer
Posted by: SKULLZOMBIE Jun 30 2009, 02:31 PM
Just got home from work and saw some Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on doors of my apartment building...I live on the second floor and they were still downstairs so I went right up and got naked (hey it was hot! lol) left the windows open a bit. When they walked up the stairs one of them happened to glance in the window and got quite an eyeful...let's just say =)
Aaah fun times...love summer
Working for the Lord pay off
Posted by: Lynette Aug 10 2010, 06:42 PM
OK... most all of you who visit this site know how much I enjoy teasing my next door neighbors by getting naked on my pool deck and putting on little masterbation shows as they peek thru the slats in the fence. I'm now sure that it involves the 17 yr. old kid AND his father at different times. I eluded to the fact that I think my facination with this activity started as a result of some experiences I when I was 14 yrs' old. My sisters and I had just moved from the island to Californina and I was about to enter high school (my sisters are both a little older than me). One Saturday afternoon while looking out my bedroom window, I noticed one of my sisters leaning up against one of the back yard fences. She was there for a long time, so I went out to see what she was doing. As I walked up she held up her index finger, put it to her lips, as if to say "shhhhhh". She then pointed to a gap between two boards in the fence. I leaned in to see what she had been looking at in the neighbor's back yard. THERE HE WAS!... The VERY good looking man that lived next door, by his pool, BUTT NAKED! I was shocked! I think the guy was in his early 30's, married at the time, and was a dream to look at. Both my sister and I shifted positions to get a better look. Now, I realize that we probably tipped him off to out presence by either making noise or just our movement in general. Anyway, he was sitting in a patio chair angled directly at us with his LARGE dick hanging down between his legs which were slightly apart sipping on a drink. At one point he began to look down at his thing and scratch the surrounding hairy area. I think this was actually the very first time I'd ever gotten a prolonged look at a naked man or a penis, and I was getting very aroused. It wasn't too long before he moved his hand down and wrapped his fingers around his cock. I remember thinking that I couldn't believe what I was seeing as my sister started poking me in the ribs as if it were a substitue for giggling. His dick seemed to get totally hard and erect within nano-seconds.We watched as he stroked his now fully erect cock, and I could actully feel myself getting kind of juicy between my legs. His hand began moving up and down faster and faster as time went on (I think he was doing it for like ten minutes or or maybe longer). I recall thinking that I couldn't believe hoe HUGE his cock was (I'd NEVER seen a hard one) all of a sudden I saw him throw his head back, thrust his hips out (pointing them directly at us), lift his ass of the chair, and squirt a big stream of white liquid out of the tip of his dick, straight up into the air followed by smaller streams that seemed to pulsate out of the head of his cock with each stroke of his hand. I could see that it landed all over his chest and stomach. He seemed to just sit there recovering for a while while slowly sqeezing out every last drop with his fisted hand. He stood up at that point and walked over to the pool with his half stiff dick just sticking out straight ahead of him (I'll never forget that sight as long as I live). He dove into the pool and swam for a while. My sister and I ran into the house where we started screaming (I don't really know why) like too crazy little girls and laughing. Later that night while in bed, I remember visualizing the entire scene from earlier in the day and masterbating like an out of control monkey. I came SO hard that I fell in love with my own finger right then... LOL! We told my other sister about it and from then on we always kept an eye out for him to be in his back yard. Sure enough, the three of us witnessed this scene MANY more times from then on. Looking back now, I'm sure he was enjoying putting on that show for us girls as much as we enjoyed watching it. Only once or twice did we ever see him with his wife in his yard (she worked Saturdays as a rule). One one occassion I watched them fucking several times over the course of the afternoon, (which was HIGHLY educational to say the least). NOW, I'm thinking that this is probably the reason that on hot summer days I like to get naked by the pool and do the same kind of thing for the kid next door, or his dad. The only thing is that I noticed a few of times after stripping down and playing with myself in front of one of them and as cumming as hard as I could from the other side of the fence, I'd go in the house, get dressed, and go out my front door to my car in the driveway to go run some errands when I saw the kid next door coming out of his side back yard gate with three of his friends. I'm thinking that on more than one occassion I might have a bigger audiance than I thought I had. One kid, or his dad is one thing, but I think I feel uneasy about all the neighborhood teenage boys having had the experience of watching me get naked, sit in a patio chair about 20 feet from the fence, spead my legs, squeeze my tits, and masterbate in front of them (in other words, my version of a scene from a porn movie). But, I've got to admit, I've got nothing on my calendar for this Saturday afternoon, and the weather's supposed to be very nice this weekend. Guess I know what I'll be up to. Hey, don't laugh, it really turns me one, knowing I'm being watched like that. And for all who might be those wondering... YES, I HAVE fucked a date in broad daylight out by my pool. And... I DID see movement behind the fence at the time.
Posted by: evade20 Aug 11 2010, 04:40 PM
Oh to be a teenager again.... or at least be Lynette's neighbor....
Posted by: mtnguy75 Aug 11 2010, 09:34 PM
Damn darlin now i catch myself watching the neighbors yard more than usual lol. Great story!!
Posted by: ddd35 Aug 13 2010, 11:22 AM
Very Nice
Posted by: woodyd8704 Aug 14 2010, 04:29 AM
Is there a house for sale next door to you? I need to move.......
Posted by: LikesThemToo Aug 14 2010, 07:22 AM
what a sex ed moment for those teens to learn about women and their sexual responses. and all through this gorgeous lady with her shapely body and powerful urges
Posted by: SKULLZOMBIE Dec 19 2010, 08:23 PM
any new stories?
Posted by: NewAgeDragon Dec 20 2010, 09:48 AM
Some damn nice stories. Love Lynette's crazy and sexy tales. NICE!
Posted by: cowgirl459 Dec 27 2010, 11:10 PM
I have had two incidents in the last year that I think apply to this topic:
I've had two instances of being seen naked by my neighbor. He is an older, stuffy man. He spotted me working in the garden in my backyard (topless, of course). I pretended that I didn't see him and he watched me for at least three minutes. Of course, I played it up by making "extra" movements. I just HAD to play with him a little. You have to know the neighbor. Very uptight. You know the type.
As for what I did, I bounced my boobs a couple of times pretending I was digging very hard with my garden spade (they are not hard to bounce - have you seen my tits?) I also wiped my brow and arched my back so he could get a good full view. The funny thing is that since that day, my neighbor has been extra nice to me. He never was nice before the sighting!
There was one other time since, but it was just a mistake. It was one of our wonderful cool spring nights in San Antonio and I had my bedroom window and curtain open. I had a headache and I got up to take something for it. I flipped on the light and walked over to get the Tylenol and realized that the same neighbor was in his driveway looking up through my window at me.
I sleep naked (of course) so he saw me COMPLETELY nude that night. When I realized he could see me, I put my back to him and pretended to pick something up off of the floor with my ass and pussy in clear view for him and stayed in that position for a good three count. I then turned off the light, got back in the bed and smiled, realizing that I was dripping wet down there. That was such a turn on, actually more than the garden scene for me.
Posted by: mtnguy75 Dec 27 2010, 11:13 PM
I've had two instances of being seen naked by my neighbor. He is an older, stuffy man. He spotted me working in the garden in my backyard (topless, of course). I pretended that I didn't see him and he watched me for at least three minutes. Of course, I played it up by making "extra" movements. I just HAD to play with him a little. You have to know the neighbor. Very uptight. You know the type.
As for what I did, I bounced my boobs a couple of times pretending I was digging very hard with my garden spade (they are not hard to bounce - have you seen my tits?) I also wiped my brow and arched my back so he could get a good full view. The funny thing is that since that day, my neighbor has been extra nice to me. He never was nice before the sighting!
There was one other time since, but it was just a mistake. It was one of our wonderful cool spring nights in San Antonio and I had my bedroom window and curtain open. I had a headache and I got up to take something for it. I flipped on the light and walked over to get the Tylenol and realized that the same neighbor was in his driveway looking up through my window at me.
I sleep naked (of course) so he saw me COMPLETELY nude that night. When I realized he could see me, I put my back to him and pretended to pick something up off of the floor with my ass and pussy in clear view for him and stayed in that position for a good three count. I then turned off the light, got back in the bed and smiled, realizing that I was dripping wet down there. That was such a turn on, actually more than the garden scene for me.
Super hott!!! Is there a rental open next door to you darlin!?
Posted by: cowgirl459 Dec 28 2010, 08:00 AM
Super hott!!! Is there a rental open next door to you darlin!? For some reason, my next door neighbor doesn't want to move. He sure seems to work outdoors more lately, also.
Posted by: evade20 Dec 28 2010, 08:34 AM
Posted by: ddd35 Dec 28 2010, 10:35 AM
I've had two instances of being seen naked by my neighbor. He is an older, stuffy man. He spotted me working in the garden in my backyard (topless, of course). I pretended that I didn't see him and he watched me for at least three minutes. Of course, I played it up by making "extra" movements. I just HAD to play with him a little. You have to know the neighbor. Very uptight. You know the type.
As for what I did, I bounced my boobs a couple of times pretending I was digging very hard with my garden spade (they are not hard to bounce - have you seen my tits?) I also wiped my brow and arched my back so he could get a good full view. The funny thing is that since that day, my neighbor has been extra nice to me. He never was nice before the sighting!
There was one other time since, but it was just a mistake. It was one of our wonderful cool spring nights in San Antonio and I had my bedroom window and curtain open. I had a headache and I got up to take something for it. I flipped on the light and walked over to get the Tylenol and realized that the same neighbor was in his driveway looking up through my window at me.
I sleep naked (of course) so he saw me COMPLETELY nude that night. When I realized he could see me, I put my back to him and pretended to pick something up off of the floor with my ass and pussy in clear view for him and stayed in that position for a good three count. I then turned off the light, got back in the bed and smiled, realizing that I was dripping wet down there. That was such a turn on, actually more than the garden scene for me.
WOW , any chance your close to Springbranch ? LOL got a house there for the using , Id love to view your assets .
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