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Posted by: bobitz one ball Nov 10 2006, 06:29 AM

My mate is really self conscious about having only 1 ball and thinks it will ruin his chances of ever getting a girl, he's 22 and still a virgin and thinking about getting a fake one so that they won't know.

Girls would it bother you if you found out your boyf was like this and would it put you off? Or has anyone had any experience of this?

I think it is a bad idea for him to have a fake 1 so want to convince him it doesn't matter

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Nov 10 2006, 08:29 AM

I think as long as his cock is able to droop down enough to cover up the one ball, no girl is gonna mind

And as long as his first lay isnt sacrastic with the sex talk

" I like it when your BALL slaps against my ass "
" The sex was good, but you know what really get s me off..... TWO balls!!!"

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 10 2006, 10:59 AM

I think as long as his cock is able to droop down enough to cover up the one ball, no girl is gonna mind

And as long as his first lay isnt sacrastic with the sex talk

" I like it when your BALL slaps against my ass "
" The sex was good, but you know what really get s me off..... TWO balls!!!"

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 10 2006, 11:28 AM

My mate is really self conscious about having only 1 ball and thinks it will ruin his chances of ever getting a girl, he's 22 and still a virgin and thinking about getting a fake one so that they won't know.

Girls would it bother you if you found out your boyf was like this and would it put you off? Or has anyone had any experience of this?

I think it is a bad idea for him to have a fake 1 so want to convince him it doesn't matter

I think as long as his cock is able to droop down enough to cover up the one ball, no girl is gonna mind

And as long as his first lay isnt sacrastic with the sex talk

" I like it when your BALL slaps against my ass "
" The sex was good, but you know what really get s me off..... TWO balls!!!"

Posted by: closeup Nov 10 2006, 12:14 PM

And here I thought every topic had already been discussed. One ball? That's a new one. I think being a 22 year old virgin is a bigger problem that only having one ball. Sure, get a fake one. I'm sure they make them so realistic, it would be very hard to tell the difference. It's not like a glass eye or a wooden leg. And according to Bob, it would feel the same rolling over your tongue. You are going to baptize it, aren't you? It's the least you could do. And BTW, Lance Armstrong only has one nut, and he's banging Sheryl Crow! Call her up and ask her advice.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 10 2006, 12:23 PM

That's a new one. I think being a 22 year old virgin is a bigger problem that only having one ball.

Sure, get a fake one. I'm sure they make them so realistic, it would be very hard to tell the difference. It's not like a glass eye or a wooden leg.

And according to Bob, it would feel the same rolling over your tongue.

And BTW, Lance Armstrong only has one nut, and he's banging Sheryl Crow! Call her up and ask her advice.

Posted by: closeup Nov 10 2006, 12:38 PM

They broke up? I guess only having one ball was a deal-breaker for her. Something tells me Lance won't have a hard time replacing her, if he hasn't already. The lesson we've learned here is that it doesn't matter as much what's in your sack and what's in your bank account. So skip the fake ball and go rob a bank instead.

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 10 2006, 01:04 PM

And here I thought every topic had already been discussed. One ball? That's a new one. I think being a 22 year old virgin is a bigger problem that only having one ball. Sure, get a fake one. I'm sure they make them so realistic, it would be very hard to tell the difference. It's not like a glass eye or a wooden leg. And according to Bob, it would feel the same rolling over your tongue. You are going to baptize it, aren't you? It's the least you could do. And BTW, Lance Armstrong only has one nut, and he's banging Sheryl Crow! Call her up and ask her advice.

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 10 2006, 01:08 PM

They broke up? I guess only having one ball was a deal-breaker for her. Something tells me Lance won't have a hard time replacing her, if he hasn't already. The lesson we've learned here is that it doesn't matter as much what's in your sack and what's in your bank account. So skip the fake ball and go rob a bank instead.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 10 2006, 01:13 PM

They broke up? I guess only having one ball was a deal-breaker for her. Something tells me Lance won't have a hard time replacing her, if he hasn't already. The lesson we've learned here is that it doesn't matter as much what's in your sack and what's in your bank account. So skip the fake ball and go rob a bank instead.

wow, closeup.  Who the hell stole your password??!!

that was a rather funny,yet insightful, post.  I dont' know how I got hit in the crossfire, but still a good post. 

I guess my only retort would be something along the lines of talking about your wife and how she tells me she loves the feel of my uni-ball on her tongue.  but that's too easy.  So I'll just say, Chicks dig the uni-ball!

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 10 2006, 01:20 PM

you're not as dumb as everyone says after all! 
closeupXII ?  

yeah he should make that a t-shirt, embrace it

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 10 2006, 01:26 PM

know anyone who could make him a bumper sticker?? 

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 10 2006, 01:52 PM

elephino 

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 10 2006, 05:01 PM

I think as long as his cock is able to droop down enough to cover up the one ball, no girl is gonna mind

And as long as his first lay isnt sacrastic with the sex talk

" I like it when your BALL slaps against my ass "
" The sex was good, but you know what really get s me off..... TWO balls!!!"

Posted by: natalie Nov 10 2006, 05:38 PM

[quote=closeup,Nov 10 2006, 12:14 PM]
according to Bob, it would feel the same rolling over your tongue.


LMAO!!!

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 05:46 PM

[quote=natalie,Nov 10 2006, 05:38 PM]
[quote=closeup,Nov 10 2006, 12:14 PM]
according to Bob, it would feel the same rolling over your tongue.
LMAO!!!

Posted by: closeup Nov 11 2006, 12:04 AM

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls?" Walk him.

Posted by: Seymour Nov 11 2006, 01:04 AM

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls?" Walk him.

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 11 2006, 02:09 PM

  Two funny posts in a row???  who are you and what have you done with closeup???

if nothing else, this thread prompts the question...

What do you with an elephant who has 3 balls?
which begs the other question...

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros???

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls?" Walk him.

Posted by: evade20 Nov 13 2006, 05:37 PM

I think as long as his cock is able to droop down enough to cover up the one ball, no girl is gonna mind

And as long as his first lay isnt sacrastic with the sex talk

" I like it when your BALL slaps against my ass "
" The sex was good, but you know what really get s me off..... TWO balls!!!"

Posted by: hott1976 Nov 13 2006, 08:06 PM

And here I thought every topic had already been discussed. One ball? That's a new one. I think being a 22 year old virgin is a bigger problem that only having one ball. Sure, get a fake one. I'm sure they make them so realistic, it would be very hard to tell the difference. It's not like a glass eye or a wooden leg. And according to Bob, it would feel the same rolling over your tongue. You are going to baptize it, aren't you? It's the least you could do. And BTW, Lance Armstrong only has one nut, and he's banging Sheryl Crow! Call her up and ask her advice.

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 13 2006, 08:22 PM

HE WAS banging Sheryl Crow....maybe that's why the two of them aren't together anymore.  Hmm.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 14 2006, 12:44 PM

when you say two of them, do you mean lance and sheryl aren't together anymore, or lance's two nuts aren't together anymore?  Cuz if it's the latter, I'd say that was one hell of a breakup.