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RMM Message Board _ Sex Talk _ What "props" Have You Used...
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 16 2006, 12:55 PM
Posted by: paybarraman Jun 16 2006, 12:59 PM
right left
body wash in the shower
bed sheet
never tried the "store bought" ones
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 16 2006, 01:01 PM
I like my pillow.......I call "her" Betty, she has all the right moves
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 16 2006, 01:02 PM
I used to fuck my moms couch when I was younger...I'd stick my dick inbetween the cushons and pretend it was my 7th grade teacher......yep, she was a big gal
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 16 2006, 01:18 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 16 2006, 11:02 AM)
I used to fuck my moms couch when I was younger...I'd stick my dick inbetween the cushons and pretend it was my 7th grade teacher......yep, she was a big gal
What happened when yer mom found out?
for me, just my left hand, or if I'm feeling naughty I cheat on lefty with righty
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 16 2006, 01:21 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 16 2006, 01:18 PM)
What happened when yer mom found out?
for me, just my left hand, or if I'm feeling naughty I cheat on lefty with righty
damn dood you're prude
My mom asked me what spilled inbetween the cushons
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jun 16 2006, 01:42 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 16 2006, 01:02 PM)
I used to fuck my moms couch when I was younger...I'd stick my dick inbetween the cushons and pretend it was my 7th grade teacher......yep, she was a big gal
Makes me look thin uh babe
Posted by: paybarraman Jun 16 2006, 01:46 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jun 16 2006, 01:42 PM)
Makes me look thin uh babe
You just look GOOD BB!
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 16 2006, 01:53 PM
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jun 16 2006, 01:46 PM)
i agree with u on that one Payfirebushman
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 16 2006, 01:53 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 16 2006, 11:21 AM)
damn dood you're prude
well wtf, do you want me to use your hand instead??
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 16 2006, 11:21 AM)
My mom asked me what spilled inbetween the cushons
What did you say..."Me"?
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 16 2006, 01:55 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 16 2006, 01:53 PM)
well wtf, do you want me to use your hand instead??
What did you say..."Me"?
No, try a jelly donut, or a baggie filled with lube
or something
no I said I spilled some food
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 16 2006, 01:59 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 16 2006, 11:55 AM)
No, try a jelly donut, or a baggie filled with lube
or something
would heating up a watermelon in the oven and then fucking it count?
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 16 2006, 11:55 AM)
no I said I spilled some food
in your case, that probably isn't a lie
Posted by: boanna Jun 16 2006, 04:37 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 16 2006, 10:55 AM)
well thats a fine insult for he the ladies...making this thread for guys...
like we dont need to masturbate......
what do u think we are doin all day...cleaning and cooking??
this thread is just a plot to get us to come here and talk nasty. u dont really want to know what guys do anyway...
Posted by: ddd35 Jun 16 2006, 04:42 PM
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 16 2006, 04:37 PM)
well thats a fine insult for he the ladies...making this thread for guys...
like we dont need to masturbate......
what do u think we are doin all day...cleaning and cooking??
this thread is just a plot to get us to come here and talk nasty. u dont really want to know what guys do anyway...
Well if it makes you feel better your included cause I was just about to say i use your pics ........
Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Jun 17 2006, 05:24 PM
im not a guy but ive been told by a few guys some of things they have once used. here are a few of the ones that stayed in my head....
-a rolled up sleeping bag
my best friend used to tightly roll a sleeping back and fuck the hole at the side... it wasnt his either and he never washed it, which was even funnier
-a bag of lube/jello
he said he somehow made a device that he stuck under his mattress and he would fuck the substance while it was tight in the mattress. haha
-a stuffed animal
my girlfriends brother actually stole her giant teddy bear, cut a hole in the crotch area and fucked it..... hahahaha
thats all i can recall. you guys have to get creative to make things seem/feel like pussy. we girls have it easy... phallic shapes are easy to find.....
Posted by: Gazmo Jun 19 2006, 01:15 PM
i use a store bought little guy. putting in the couch cushions or under the matress is the best. only problem is about 2-3 inches pops out the back rubbing the couch and doesnt feal good. im in no way a "long" guy but they need to make them longer.
Ive seen online you take a piece of hose, pvc tubing, or just something that bends and you put it with your wacker or whatever you stick it in that has a tight seal and fuck away and suck on the end so it creates the sucking. and well if your like that you can keep sucking after you cum and get a surprise. ill pass on the last part though.
Posted by: boanna Jun 19 2006, 01:22 PM
QUOTE(Gazmo @ Jun 19 2006, 11:15 AM)
i use a store bought little guy. putting in the couch cushions or under the matress is the best. only problem is about 2-3 inches pops out the back rubbing the couch and doesnt feal good. im in no way a "long" guy but they need to make them longer.
Ive seen online you take a piece of hose, pvc tubing, or just something that bends and you put it with your wacker or whatever you stick it in that has a tight seal and fuck away and suck on the end so it creates the sucking. and well if your like that you can keep sucking after you cum and get a surprise. ill pass on the last part though.
wouldnt it just be easier to find a woman who LIKES to do the fucking and sucking for you?
Posted by: boanna Jun 19 2006, 01:23 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 16 2006, 11:01 AM)
I like my pillow.......I call "her" Betty, she has all the right moves
tell them the truth. u call her boanna!
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 19 2006, 01:25 PM
QUOTE(Gazmo @ Jun 19 2006, 01:15 PM)
Ive seen online you take a piece of hose, pvc tubing, or just something that bends and you put it with your wacker or whatever you stick it in that has a tight seal and fuck away and suck on the end so it creates the sucking. and well if your like that you can keep sucking after you cum and get a surprise. ill pass on the last part though.
*takes notes*
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 19 2006, 01:34 PM
QUOTE(Gazmo @ Jun 19 2006, 11:15 AM)
i use a store bought little guy. putting in the couch cushions or under the matress is the best. only problem is about 2-3 inches pops out the back rubbing the couch and doesnt feal good. im in no way a "long" guy but they need to make them longer.
Ive seen online you take a piece of hose, pvc tubing, or just something that bends and you put it with your wacker or whatever you stick it in that has a tight seal and fuck away and suck on the end so it creates the sucking. and well if your like that you can keep sucking after you cum and get a surprise. ill pass on the last part though.
is it gay if you're sucking your own dick?
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 19 2006, 02:01 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 19 2006, 01:34 PM)
is it gay if you're sucking your own dick?
only if you swallow
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 19 2006, 03:14 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 19 2006, 12:01 PM)
only if you swallow
Posted by: wild n crazy Aug 14 2006, 03:33 AM
do Any of you guys suck your own dicks?? or have you ever let other guys suck it?
Posted by: ddd35 Aug 14 2006, 06:55 AM
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 14 2006, 12:33 PM
QUOTE(wild n crazy @ Aug 14 2006, 01:33 AM)
do Any of you guys suck your own dicks?? or have you ever let other guys suck it?
a. can't reach and
b.why when there are so many women who will do it.
Posted by: wild n crazy Aug 14 2006, 03:11 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 14 2006, 11:33 AM)
a. can't reach and
b.why when there are so many women who will do it.
well thats good. i guess thats another thread anyway...
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 18 2006, 04:10 AM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 14 2006, 12:33 PM)
a. can't reach and
b.why when there are so many women who will do it.
my guess is only 1 of those statements is true but both of them have been attempted!
Posted by: paybarraman Aug 18 2006, 06:41 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 18 2006, 04:10 AM)
my guess is only 1 of those statements is true but both of them have been attempted!
HEY - OH!!!!!
BAMM!!!
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 18 2006, 11:26 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 18 2006, 02:10 AM)
my guess is only 1 of those statements is true but both of them have been attempted!
Hey, it takes 2 to lie.
1 to lie and 1 to listen.
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 18 2006, 07:44 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 18 2006, 11:26 AM)
Hey, it takes 2 to lie.
1 to lie and 1 to listen.
spotted!
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