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Posted by: atticvip Apr 16 2009, 03:01 AM

so there is this chick in my class that has had a crush on me for some time now. i didnt know this until she found out i dumped the psycho accessory. we started talking and she said that she was always getting flak about her enoumous boobs. i never checked her out, because i she wears loose sweatshirts and i had a girlfriend at the time.

(i have horrid spelling even for a grad student. thank you spell check)

so i asked her what size and she said 32FF. i didn't believe her, so she took off her bra and shot a pic of her tah and sent it to my phone.

well, that started a shit storm and i sent her pic after pic of my piercing. she replied an hour laterr that she was horny as hell. i made the comment for her to come over, and 20 minutes later she came over.

it started out as friendly internet surfing, and then turnes into back rubs. i unhook her bra and usually when that happens the front falls down and i take off the shoulder starps and pull. well..... that didnt happen. so i pull the straps off and the bra still stayed where it was. im thinking wtf?

so i reach around and literally had to PULL DOWN to get the bra dislodged from its resting place. her tits where sooooo big that the underwire was lodged deep in those hefty hangers. i reached up and grabbed a handfull and was in heaven. really? a 32 FF really existed and i was squeezing them? wow. so i pop wood and she almost chipped a tooth, and we banged from 11:30 till 3 am. she then sent me a text today saying her vagina hated me, but her boobs loved me.

now, this is the second biggest pair of juggs i have had the pleasure of minipulating. the biggest was 38 HH's from my friend in washington state. she didn't want to have sex, just loved on.

here is my problem. she's not as hot as any of the girls i date, but i have an attraction to her assets, and those only. she wants to have a no strings attached relationship and just have sex. but i would never bring her around my friends because the relationship i just let go might kindle back up. here's the kicker.... my x has a bra size of 32 A. how can i go from 32 A to 32FF and back? i'll just be thinking of those huge tits bouncing in my face with her nipps brushing my goatee and the occasional bite and suck while she is riding me.

i would say that this is a problem, but most would not. maybe im spoiled. i dunno.

whats your input?

jd

Posted by: evade20 Apr 16 2009, 08:39 AM

so there is this chick in my class that has had a crush on me for some time now. i didnt know this until she found out i dumped the psycho accessory. we started talking and she said that she was always getting flak about her enoumous boobs. i never checked her out, because i she wears loose sweatshirts and i had a girlfriend at the time. 

(i have horrid spelling even for a grad student. thank you spell check)

so i asked her what size and she said 32FF. i didn't believe her, so she took off her bra and shot a pic of her tah and sent it to my phone.

well, that started a shit storm and i sent her pic after pic of my piercing. she replied an hour laterr that she was horny as hell. i made the comment for her to come over, and 20 minutes later she came over.

it started out as friendly internet surfing, and then turnes into back rubs. i unhook her bra and usually when that happens the front falls down and i take off the shoulder starps and pull. well..... that didnt happen. so i pull the straps off and the bra still stayed where it was. im thinking wtf?

so i reach around and literally had to PULL DOWN to get the bra dislodged from its resting place. her tits where sooooo big that the underwire was lodged deep in those hefty hangers. i reached up and grabbed a handfull and was in heaven. really? a 32 FF really existed and i was squeezing them? wow. so i pop wood and she almost chipped a tooth, and we banged from 11:30 till 3 am. she then sent me a text today saying her vagina hated me, but her boobs loved me.

now, this is the second biggest pair of juggs i have had the pleasure of minipulating. the biggest was 38 HH's from my friend in washington state. she didn't want to have sex, just loved on.

here is my problem. she's not as hot as any of the girls i date, but i have an attraction to her assets, and those only. she wants to have a no strings attached relationship and just have sex. but i would never bring her around my friends because the relationship i just let go might kindle back up. here's the kicker.... my x has a bra size of 32 A. how can i go from 32 A to 32FF and back? i'll just be thinking of those huge tits bouncing in my face with her nipps brushing my goatee and the occasional bite and suck while she is riding me.

i would say that this is a problem, but most would not. maybe im spoiled. i dunno. 

whats your input?

jd

Posted by: Chaos-Theory Apr 16 2009, 09:07 AM

2. You Lucky SOB!

I woulda called you a cunt! Nice work fella.

Seriously - you're single - enjoy the luxury. And as you said...

i dumped the psycho accessory

Man, go the boobs... if not, we might have to get a reply from 3D on your pic!!!

Posted by: ddd35 Apr 16 2009, 09:37 AM

Its called friends with benefits ..and tits .. take advantage of the no strings just make sure the No strings includes Protection or else all of the sudden No strings become . Daddy Daddy .

Posted by: misschickie Apr 16 2009, 12:12 PM

what difference does it make what size the ex was? she's an ex, right? or did i miss something, why would you be going back and forth?

32FF...geez. skinny and big tits...wow. that shit doesn't come along every day. if she wants a no strings relationship, bang her till you get tired of her assets and move on.

its a no brainer.

ps...i moved this to sex talk.

Posted by: allnaturalguy Apr 16 2009, 12:44 PM

so there is this chick in my class that has had a crush on me for some time now. i didnt know this until she found out i dumped the psycho accessory. we started talking and she said that she was always getting flak about her enoumous boobs. i never checked her out, because i she wears loose sweatshirts and i had a girlfriend at the time. 

(i have horrid spelling even for a grad student. thank you spell check)

so i asked her what size and she said 32FF. i didn't believe her, so she took off her bra and shot a pic of her tah and sent it to my phone.

well, that started a shit storm and i sent her pic after pic of my piercing. she replied an hour laterr that she was horny as hell. i made the comment for her to come over, and 20 minutes later she came over.

it started out as friendly internet surfing, and then turnes into back rubs. i unhook her bra and usually when that happens the front falls down and i take off the shoulder starps and pull. well..... that didnt happen. so i pull the straps off and the bra still stayed where it was. im thinking wtf?

so i reach around and literally had to PULL DOWN to get the bra dislodged from its resting place. her tits where sooooo big that the underwire was lodged deep in those hefty hangers. i reached up and grabbed a handfull and was in heaven. really? a 32 FF really existed and i was squeezing them? wow. so i pop wood and she almost chipped a tooth, and we banged from 11:30 till 3 am. she then sent me a text today saying her vagina hated me, but her boobs loved me.

now, this is the second biggest pair of juggs i have had the pleasure of minipulating. the biggest was 38 HH's from my friend in washington state. she didn't want to have sex, just loved on.

here is my problem. she's not as hot as any of the girls i date, but i have an attraction to her assets, and those only. she wants to have a no strings attached relationship and just have sex. but i would never bring her around my friends because the relationship i just let go might kindle back up. here's the kicker.... my x has a bra size of 32 A. how can i go from 32 A to 32FF and back? i'll just be thinking of those huge tits bouncing in my face with her nipps brushing my goatee and the occasional bite and suck while she is riding me.

i would say that this is a problem, but most would not. maybe im spoiled. i dunno. 

whats your input?

jd

Posted by: ddd35 Apr 16 2009, 05:41 PM

what difference does it make what size the ex was?  she's an ex, right?  or did i miss something, why would you be going back and forth?

32FF...geez.  skinny and big tits...wow.  that shit doesn't come along every day.  if she wants a no strings relationship, bang her till you get tired of her assets and move on. 

its a no brainer.

ps...i moved this to sex talk.

Posted by: paybarraman Apr 17 2009, 02:09 AM

Dude......you suck...




I hate reading about..."Oh Woa is me....I have a pretty sexy chick who wants nothing but to fuck me....but I also might want to keep my old GF....What am i to do?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??"


Fuck em both, but keep it "covered".




I'm gonna go jump off a bridge now.

Posted by: evade20 Apr 17 2009, 08:49 AM

Dude......you suck...  
I hate reading about..."Oh Woa is me....I have a pretty sexy chick who wants nothing but to fuck me....but I also might want to keep my old GF....What am i to do?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??"
Fuck em both, but keep it "covered".
I'm gonna go jump off a bridge now.       

Posted by: Darkone72 Apr 17 2009, 10:26 AM

I know your not serious so I am not going to answer.. lol if you really are asking then ya need a man hood check, any guy would love to be in your shoes

Posted by: rdmoscow1808 Apr 17 2009, 11:36 AM

Gee...let me think....do I have someone who just wants to fuck me?........no....do I have someone who pixing me tits?.........no.....do I have someone who wants to fuck me over and over and over and ov........not lately......I dont even know anyone I can ask what their size is without getting arrested!!!!...I am SOOOOOOOOOO sorry you have this difficult problem.....as Bruce willis once said.....Cowboy up!!

I am going to hang myself now....later world...rd

Posted by: justforfun89135 Apr 17 2009, 11:46 AM

I think you should just move on and forget about those 32FF's. Oh and uh what's her number?

Posted by: Chaos-Theory Apr 18 2009, 09:41 AM

Pretty conclusive here man... if you don't fuck her, you perhaps need to check into a gay hotel...

Posted by: belicked6924 Apr 18 2009, 12:32 PM

Proof is in the pictures.

Posted by: atticvip Apr 18 2009, 01:12 PM

Pretty conclusive here man... if you don't fuck her, you perhaps need to check into a gay hotel...

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Apr 29 2009, 09:47 PM

Where the fuck are the pics???!!!! At least get her to post her tits on the site!!!!

Posted by: theinfamousjax Apr 30 2009, 02:09 AM

i believe that if you leave a 32 FF for an a cup you refer to as the psycho accessory that you need a psycho accessory called a straight jacket for your gay ass and should be immediately stripped of your man card
~Jax

Posted by: misschickie Apr 30 2009, 06:50 PM

i believe that if you leave a 32 FF for an a cup you refer to as the psycho accessory that you need a psycho accessory called a straight jacket for your gay ass and should be immediately stripped of your man card
~Jax

Posted by: theinfamousjax Apr 30 2009, 10:37 PM

jax....you didn't read correctly...apparently she is too ugly to date, but she has big tits.