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RMM Message Board _ Sex Talk _ self-lovin'
Posted by: jrock8 Jul 26 2005, 09:23 PM
alright, well we haven't had a new topic in a little while, so i thought i'd try to get a new dialogue going...
this one's for the ladies (surprise, surprise)
how old were you the first time you masturbated? do you remember it/remember it being any good?
how old were you the first time you bought/used a vibrator? what made you decide to get one? how much better/different is it than fingers alone?
i'm honestly curious about this one, so let's see what kinds of responses we can get 
Posted by: jrock8 Jul 27 2005, 05:09 PM
anybody? 
Posted by: Gnappster Jul 27 2005, 05:35 PM
I'd tell you about MY first experience with a dildo, but you're asking the ladies. 
Posted by: jrock8 Jul 27 2005, 05:37 PM
Posted by: juicy_DD Jul 27 2005, 05:39 PM
Posted by: Narazbad Jul 27 2005, 07:53 PM
*sits and grabs the popcorn* oh DO tell...
Posted by: bondiguy Jul 28 2005, 03:19 AM
sorry jrock... doesnt look like your thread is getting off the ground! 
Posted by: Narazbad Jul 28 2005, 03:22 AM
i still wanna hear gnappys story!
Posted by: bondiguy Jul 28 2005, 03:23 AM
you are sick and twisted! haha
Posted by: Narazbad Jul 28 2005, 03:39 AM
eh..it sounds like a good laugh lol
Posted by: bondiguy Jul 28 2005, 07:53 AM
Is that what passes for comedy in your part of the world? haha
Posted by: Gnappster Jul 28 2005, 11:15 AM
he probably just wants some pointers
Posted by: jrock8 Jul 28 2005, 12:57 PM
yeah... they can't all be winners... i guess it's just back to the boobies then
Posted by: Narazbad Jul 28 2005, 02:44 PM
lol nice try gnappy
Posted by: bondiguy Jul 29 2005, 04:12 AM
I'll pay that Gnappy... good line!
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 24 2005, 03:57 AM
lol..another of Jrocks dead threads....poor guy had less luck than i did sometimes!
Posted by: Hot mama Aug 24 2005, 09:24 AM
this one's for the ladies (surprise, surprise)
how old were you the first time you masturbated? do you remember it/remember it being any good?
how old were you the first time you bought/used a vibrator? what made you decide to get one? how much better/different is it than fingers alone?
i'm honestly curious about this one, so let's see what kinds of responses we can get
I was 18 and yes it was good. Frist time with a vibrator I was 26. My hubby got it for me. I think a vibrator is much better then fingers anyday.
Posted by: clincar Aug 24 2005, 07:28 PM
Have to agree with Hm, only I was 16 (legal age in UK). Newly wed when hubby bought me a toy, about 22 and loved it!!! Prefer the real thing though anyday!
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2005, 12:58 AM
where is jrock anyway?
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 25 2005, 01:44 AM
remember? he had to go! his gf moved in with him!
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2005, 08:03 AM
oh yeah!
He was in here the other day! Its hard to stay away!
My GF lives with me also but still come online to RMM
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 25 2005, 02:33 PM
cuz your a old dirty bastard, like previously stated
Posted by: paybarraman Aug 29 2005, 09:30 AM
I think I've become the monk at the top of the mountain when it comes to self lovin......
been doin it sooooo much that I have acheived the ZEN MASTER- BATOR!!! level of dick jerkin..... 
Posted by: BlackThirteen Aug 29 2005, 10:46 AM
been doin it sooooo much that I have acheived the ZEN MASTER- BATOR!!! level of dick jerkin.....
At that level you must be able to do it without hands!
Posted by: FORAGOODTIME Aug 29 2005, 10:54 AM
been doin it sooooo much that I have acheived the ZEN MASTER- BATOR!!! level of dick jerkin.....
That just aint right! Pay baby, I'll help you "de-monk" yourself!
Posted by: paybarraman Aug 29 2005, 11:50 AM
****scours Hotwire, Orbitz, Expedia, Travelocity, etc for the best possible airfare to Florida****
I wonder what it woul dbe like to feel the pleasure of sexual nirvana.......
****ponders GoodTime giving him just that....a VERY Good Time...*****
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 29 2005, 11:52 AM
rofl! i was thinking the same thing
Posted by: paybarraman Aug 29 2005, 11:54 AM
Ahhhhh, still grasshopper.....tactile sensations very important for fullest orgasmic experience.........
Mmmmmmmm......Ahhhhhhhhhh..........OOOOOOooooooooooh!!!!! 
Posted by: BusterHymen Aug 29 2005, 03:09 PM
Is that bought a used vibrator?!?!?!? ohhh wait I got it bought OR used a vibrator...
My mistake
Sorry I couldn't resist! 
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 29 2005, 03:39 PM
My mistake
Sorry I couldn't resist! u never know what you'll find at a garage sale
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 30 2005, 01:03 AM
uhhhhh....scary.......................
Posted by: sussed2 Aug 31 2005, 08:28 AM
Well the first time for me was pretty crazy..... It all started when
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Posted by: sussed2 Aug 31 2005, 08:29 AM
Posted by: BlackThirteen Aug 31 2005, 09:07 AM
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Ahhh! That's not right!
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 31 2005, 11:24 AM
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Posted by: paybarraman Aug 31 2005, 04:43 PM
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WTF!?!?!?!?
Hey John!!!! What Happened there?!?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 31 2005, 05:08 PM
Hey John!!!! What Happened there?!?!?!?!?!
I'm still pondering what that said and sussed ain't talking
Posted by: paybarraman Aug 31 2005, 05:22 PM
You tried too???
I havent gotten a respponse from her........
Hmmmmm now I REALLY Fuckin curious!!!
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 31 2005, 05:24 PM
I havent gotten a respponse from her........
Hmmmmm now I REALLY Fuckin curious!!!
oh I got a response, it was just a lil vague thats all lol
Posted by: paula Aug 31 2005, 05:27 PM
hi beautiful..
Posted by: sussed2 Aug 31 2005, 06:51 PM
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 31 2005, 06:53 PM
cmom sussed, spill the beans!
then u can edit it out right away
it will be our lil secret
Posted by: sussed2 Aug 31 2005, 06:59 PM
Ok one more time.... So when I was 16
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Posted by: Gnappster Aug 31 2005, 07:02 PM
OK, that was the single hottest thing I've EVER read!!!
I can now die a happy man.
ya know, I didn't think that was even physically possible...wow!
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 1 2005, 08:00 AM
now that is skill!
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 1 2005, 08:00 AM
now that is skill!
Posted by: BlackThirteen Sep 1 2005, 08:34 AM
I can now die a happy man.
ya know, I didn't think that was even physically possible...wow!
Yeah right, you can't trick me!
Posted by: paybarraman Sep 1 2005, 01:13 PM
I'm beginning to think we're all gettin jerked here...................
not that that's a bad thing......
Posted by: sexybexy Sep 1 2005, 03:00 PM
first time i masturbating was when i was 12:O
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 2 2005, 08:46 AM
now there is a first post that wont be easily forgotten
Posted by: sussed2 Sep 2 2005, 09:44 AM
Posted by: paybarraman Sep 2 2005, 03:57 PM
I masterbate regularly each day.......
Juicy
Sussed
Brandy
GoodTime
JuicyBoobs
and the list goes on and on and on......
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 2 2005, 04:09 PM
Juicy
Sussed
Brandy
GoodTime
JuicyBoobs
and the list goes on and on and on......
you'd think someone so proficient at it would at least know how to spell it
Posted by: paybarraman Sep 2 2005, 04:10 PM
Sorry, was typing left heanded........
^^^^^see? cant type leffffftttt haaaannanaanded!!! plgggggg
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 2 2005, 04:12 PM
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 2 2005, 10:17 PM
now here is an old old cross thread reference, but perhaps you should invest in a Comdom... a condom for your computer to protext it from your happy endings!
Posted by: juicyboobs Sep 3 2005, 10:43 AM
First masturbated at 12- it felt nice so i just kept doing it
First Vibrator -18 gave to me by a girl i lived with. better than my fingers but never better than someone elses and no way better than the real thing.
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 3 2005, 11:27 PM
uhh...i dont remember that far back...hell...i dont even remember yesterday.....
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 5 2005, 01:14 AM
me neither, but I can be pretty sure I masturbated yesterday
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 5 2005, 02:10 AM
yeah...same....i think i did but dont remember..sussed hasnt been around much so its been kinda limited
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 5 2005, 03:23 AM
does any guy really remember their first wank? Really... we do it that often it all becomes a blur.
Say, the old wives tale says that doing it too much will cause you to go blind.... Narazbad you better stop now dude you are on your last chance! haha
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 5 2005, 03:51 AM
lol how did i know that one was comming...
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 6 2005, 03:43 AM
you must have seen it a mile away! haha
2 from 2
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 6 2005, 04:20 AM
you bastard lol. my poor vision
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 6 2005, 08:39 AM
Don't you guys refer to something called a 'one eyed trouser snake'??
Could there be a similarity here....?
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 6 2005, 11:28 AM
Could there be a similarity here....?
Narazbad, the one eyed trouser snake?
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 7 2005, 02:14 AM
aah!! no! i do NOT sit in trousers!! but i do have one...
Posted by: paybarraman Sep 7 2005, 08:08 AM
All the time.......and it was gooooooood!!!
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2005, 02:51 AM
Narazbad should be forever known as OETS standing for one eyed trouser snake! haha
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 8 2005, 06:17 PM
uhhh...how about narazbad? everyone calls me that anyway lol! hell...half the people on my AIM dont even KNOW my real name
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 8 2005, 06:24 PM
wtf does narazbad mean anyway?
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 9 2005, 03:14 AM
its a Drow name. ancient dark elven...dunno what it means tho lol
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 11 2005, 12:23 AM
I was going to ask the same question jrock...
Naraz... wtf did your explanation mean? 
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