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Posted by: muzicmaniac2005 Apr 3 2006, 01:34 AM

I used to road trip with a couple lady friends of mine and we would end up drunk and naked by the end of the night.....just driving around. Ever had that experience??

Posted by: evade20 Apr 4 2006, 08:13 AM

That reminds me of a song: (based on a true story)

Twenty Naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac
(Copyright 1993 Chris Stuart)

I was thumbin' my way down to Baton Rouge,
Standin' on the side of the road,
When a car pulled over and a voice cried out,
"We'll take you where you want to go."

I jumped inside, but to my suprise,
They were naked as a poor man's toes,
It was a tight situation when the whole congregation
Said the devil was in my clothes.

chorus:
Twenty naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac,
Brothers and sisters shoutin' in the back,
Elders in the front, choir in the trunk,
Twenty naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac.

The sermon that day was on Adam and Eve
And the ways of the dreadful snake,
Everybody was clappin' when the preacher pointed at me,
And my knees began to shake.

I threw off my shirt, my shoes, and my socks,
My jeans and my BVDs.
We were all in the nude, shoutin' alleloo,
And singin' "Somebody Touched Me."

<chorus>

We had the cruise control set to fifty-five
When a smokey got on our tail,
He pulled up beside, his eyes got wide,
And the siren began to wail.

We ran off the road toward the tree of life,
Lord, the future was looking bleak,
We hung on and prayed, everybody was saved,
'Cause we all knew how to turn the other cheek.

<chorus>


Naked Pentecostals
VINTON, La. (UPI) - A Pentecostal minister from Floydada, Texas
remained jailed in Louisiana Friday on numerous charges after driving a
car crammed with 20 naked followers through the city at 90 miles per
hour.
Police in Vinton, La. said they were surprised when they stopped a
speeding Pontiac Grand Am Thursday and the Rev. Sammy Rodriguez emerged
wearing just a towel, only to get back behind the wheel and speed off.
But they were downright flabbergasted a few moments later when the
car crashed, forcing 20 people - all of them nude - to climb out of the
vehicle in a baseball field. None of the passengers was seriously hurt.
Patrolman Johnnie Vice said Rodriguez claimed God told the people to
take off their clothes to shed themselves of the devil's influence.
Rodriguez is scheduled to be arraigned Saturday on a host of traffic
violations and may be charged with endangerment because of the danger he
posed to his passengers, Vice said. The others spent the night at a
church and were awaiting the arrival of relatives from Floydada.
Police said that the preacher told them he believed the devil was
after them, so they left Floydada Tuesday in a caravan of six cars.
Vice said ``They got to San Antonio and God told them San Antonio was
a devil town and to take off their clothes.'' They abandoned the other
cars, he said.
He said the carload of people, who ranged in age from 1 year to 65,
was headed for a church somewhere in Florida.
Said Vice: ``I've been at this job 21 years and I've never seen
nothin' like this. Never in my life. It's like a dream, especially when
you see this many people get out of a vehicle naked.''

Posted by: muzicmaniac2005 Apr 7 2006, 06:38 PM

thanks for the reply hon!!! anyone else want to weigh in on the subject???

Posted by: diane26 Apr 7 2006, 06:39 PM

I did something similar on a white water rafting trip

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 7 2006, 07:03 PM

So you used natural floatation devices?

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 7 2006, 07:04 PM

Posted by: diane26 Apr 7 2006, 09:58 PM

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 7 2006, 11:02 PM

You have the best gifs. some day I'll learn your tricks

Posted by: mountainlust Apr 7 2006, 11:10 PM

Yeah, done it once with a friend of mine. Chattanooga to Atlanta with nothing on but a smile

Posted by: Lynette Apr 10 2006, 01:17 PM

Twice. The best was Los Angeles to Las Vegas in a Porsche Boxster (with the top down), passing big rigs and masturbating on and off all the way.

Posted by: 7mary3 Apr 10 2006, 01:37 PM

Why can't I ever catch that when pulling over speeder? alas

Posted by: muzicmaniac2005 Apr 15 2006, 12:02 PM

boy....now i feel so much better for living where i am!! sometimes life just isn't fair!!!