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Posted by: nawtee an9el Aug 26 2005, 06:06 PM

My ex and I were messing around one day, and he went to town stimulating me...needless to say, I squirt all over him and the wall! He could make me have multiple orgasms every time, OMG, it was FANTASTIC! (Also scary coz I never knew that could happen.)

My current man has started developing a similar technique, but has only given me one in the whole year we've been together. I'm hoping he'll get the hang of it.

Any other girls able to ejaculate? I know there are very few of us out there..

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 26 2005, 06:09 PM

I'm not a girl, but my wife can on occasion.

There's nothing like a good female squirt, cuz you know she's cumming hard, there's no faking there!

Posted by: nawtee an9el Aug 26 2005, 06:15 PM

Male input is always appreciated.

IMO there should be a How-To guide for guys.

Posted by: Hot mama Aug 26 2005, 06:16 PM

that there should be

Posted by: sweetnsexy Aug 26 2005, 06:19 PM

Damn...no! I am definitely missing out here - perhaps I need to tone up the right muscles...could be interesting with the right gym instructor!! And would be nice to reverse the 'squirting' roles!

Posted by: Hot mama Aug 26 2005, 06:20 PM

yes it would be

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 26 2005, 06:21 PM

should be? there is!
from the squirting master himself Seymore Butts:
http://www.teamtushy.com/index1.php?nats=NDozOjQx#squirt
check it out ladies(and gents)

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 26 2005, 08:42 PM

Gnappy... your knowledge of useless internet dribble astounds me! haha

Oh and nice thread! Never been with a squirter myself

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 26 2005, 09:56 PM

useless? you've obviously never watched a Seymore Butt's film

useless would be more like, did u know you can look at webpages from years ago at www.waybackmachine.org

Posted by: FORAGOODTIME Aug 26 2005, 11:44 PM

There are a few of us out here! Aren't they the greatest orgasms you can have nawtee!

Posted by: Mezrein Aug 27 2005, 12:25 AM

Would be awesome to get pics of the ladies who squirt *hint hint nudge nudge* My girl squirts too, least she did last night.

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Aug 27 2005, 07:53 AM

Last girl I was with before I moved down south was a squirter... Lord nothing like getting blasted on your chin and mouth for a job well done

Posted by: sussed2 Aug 27 2005, 03:18 PM

Never had the pleasure

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 27 2005, 03:53 PM

it's the pleasure u can't measure haha

Posted by: sussed2 Aug 27 2005, 03:56 PM

Apparently!

Posted by: clincar Aug 27 2005, 10:24 PM

Have been known to do a bit myself, the look on their face is something else and what a good work out it is, fluid every where.!

Posted by: clincar Aug 27 2005, 10:25 PM

Keep trying hun, it's well worth the wait!! and work.

Posted by: paybarraman Aug 29 2005, 09:24 AM

ummmmmm OMFG!!!!

and you?!?!? I am now officially in LUST for you sweetheart.......get that coochy over here.....I want to taste the waterworks........

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 30 2005, 05:49 AM

it tastes like the sweetest honey!

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 2 2005, 01:31 AM

im guessing you know from experience?

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 2 2005, 08:42 AM

what a womans Vagina tastes like? of course... have u never eaten out?

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 3 2005, 11:30 PM

no............

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Sep 4 2005, 09:04 AM

NAZ!!???? ya dont know what yer missin!!!

Like I said in my 411 ... learn that skill


Why do ya think I keep a goatee... so i can save it for later

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 5 2005, 02:11 AM

trust me...i wanna...but ive never been able to....the two girls ive done anything with were not too big into shaving...if you get my drift lol

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 5 2005, 03:20 AM

so it'd be like a beaver in a forest... aimlessly chomping away the the vegetation! haha

CM I agree... its a great skill to acquire as ladies will become putty in your hands if you can do it well!

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 5 2005, 03:52 AM

*sigh* just rub it in my face will you guys....and trust me..i wish i could get some rubbed in my face...suuuuuusseeddd...where you be hunny?

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Sep 5 2005, 08:02 AM

Dont take a preference when learning how to do it... not all baseball players get to play at Yankee Stadium

and your wanting to take on a Yankee Stadium quality kitty Like sussed after admitting you dunno what the hell you are doin??!!

Play in your local ball parks first

You can turn a girl off as quickly with a half ass pussy licking just as easily as you can have them cumming with a quality tongue lashing.

A sam kinison line on pussy licking.... " Am I being licked or weather proofed??"

See below

Posted by: sussed2 Sep 5 2005, 07:57 PM

Hi Naz !!! lol

Gee, is it getting hot in here?!

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 6 2005, 01:35 AM

lets make it hotter babe!

Posted by: squaddieboy Sep 6 2005, 01:58 AM

Friday night...just took a little patience, but it was worth it..

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 6 2005, 03:41 AM

so take off all your clothes.... Oh, you did!

Posted by: sussed2 Sep 6 2005, 09:20 AM

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2005, 02:53 AM

just pumpin out a bit of Nelly.... I think the song sucks but it gets the girls on the dance floor!

Sussed, I'd imagine you are on hell of a dancer!

Posted by: sussed2 Sep 8 2005, 05:03 AM

lol @ Nelly !!!!

Yeah I can dance (after a few drinks that is)

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2005, 07:24 AM

anyone can dance after a few drinks... Fuck I'll cut the rug sober!
I love 2 dance

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 8 2005, 03:13 PM

anyone else imagining what sussed must look like all done-up in clubbing clothes... tight pants or a short little skirt and some tiny top....mmmmm

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 8 2005, 03:15 PM

hell yeah! new photo idea maybe? (doesn't even have to be naked)

and I can imagine bondi ready for a busy night of dancing: leotard, pink leg warmers, head band

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 8 2005, 03:25 PM

Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover!

(sorry, i had to look up the lyrics... i don't know "men at work" by heart, lol)

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 8 2005, 05:32 PM

rofl....dude i cant dance worth shit! i have no rythem, no motion, no drive, no NOTHIN!! its quite embarrassing actually lol...maybe someone should teach me....*cough* sussed??

Posted by: bustobabe Sep 9 2005, 03:10 AM

[COLOR=purple]i discovered squirting about 13 years ago, but not all men can do it to me. i knew my husband was my soulmate when i squirted all over the car just from giving him a hand job. we were driving home late at night and i was so hot from rubby my pussy for the truckers that all it took was me stroking his cock and slapping my pussy twice! only two slaps against my clit and i squirted cum all over the front seat of the car. great road trip!

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 9 2005, 03:13 AM

wow...helluva story...

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 9 2005, 03:14 AM

will armor-all work to clean that up? ... or do you need to use goo-gone?

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 9 2005, 03:16 AM

how about a jar of rub away? *and no i dont think thats a real product*

Posted by: bustobabe Sep 9 2005, 04:04 AM

you fellas sound like you've seen a little juice in your time so you should know that it's like that green cleaning product, the all natural one, it cleans right up and leaves a sweet taste in your mouth. LOL!!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 11 2005, 12:22 AM

jrock - don't lie... you have all 'Men At Work's' albums! haha

gnappy - shit have my dancing pics made it on the net? How did you know? haha

Posted by: juicyboobs Sep 11 2005, 04:37 PM

oh yes not a bad night... ....

Posted by: Puppet Sep 11 2005, 05:36 PM

Ive dated many squirters... most of them all squirt differently .. but I know exactly what to do to draw it out.. just haven't really been able to explain it... i can just do it!

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Sep 11 2005, 05:56 PM

God damn I wanna go on your next road trip!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 12 2005, 02:31 AM

does it taste as sweet as it normally does?

Posted by: Puppet Sep 12 2005, 09:30 AM

YEa.. A Good cum squirt will taste completely different from normal wetness... you'll know when you taste it.. Some girls Cum a think creamy white.. looks just like man cum...talk about rich in flavor!

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 12 2005, 12:16 PM

yes, quite disturbing, but to each his own

Posted by: Puppet Sep 12 2005, 02:22 PM

hahahahaha nice

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 12 2005, 03:41 PM

another cross-thread reference... gnapp... is that bondi all dressed-up for his night of dancing??... you can almost hear the "men at work" playing now...

Posted by: Puppet Sep 12 2005, 04:07 PM

Which one of the ymca singers was he

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 12 2005, 06:15 PM

is that the australian cop? i have no idea what kind of uniforms they wear down there...

Posted by: Puppet Sep 12 2005, 08:33 PM

Lacy thongs probably

Posted by: bustobabe Sep 12 2005, 10:50 PM

my husband and I are both very sexual and like to get as nasty as we can on the weekends that our kids are away. usually that mean driving to San Francisco to a sex club called the Power Exchange. very nice atmosphere for couples.
LOL!! but to be honest, he doesn't know a thing about my postings here. i did it for myself

Posted by: Hot mama Sep 13 2005, 08:51 AM

you can make me squirt any time

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 14 2005, 03:16 AM

pic a band jrock... man at work or village people?

also, thats not me in that outfit.... I wear tigerprint!

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 14 2005, 02:23 PM

hey, don't yell at me... puppet asked which member of the village people you are...

...and quite frankly, do you really want me to pick... don't you lose either way? lol

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 15 2005, 02:55 AM

who the fuck ARE the Village People?

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 16 2005, 01:23 AM

it's probably better if you don't know, lol


do you know the (really bad) song "YMCA"? that was them...

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 17 2005, 01:18 AM

Oh yeah... I had a temporary brain explosion!


Anyway, far be it from me to get threads back on track but... lets hear more about female ejaculation!!!!

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 18 2005, 04:57 PM

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 19 2005, 03:42 AM

my efforts have gone un rewarded...

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 26 2005, 05:43 PM

how bout "see"

http://s21.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2H99PP2EGQKUU2PP3U659FD6UQ

Posted by: paula Sep 28 2005, 08:50 PM

hi peaches how r u

Posted by: clincar Sep 28 2005, 09:13 PM

i'm sure you'll cum up trumps.....soon

Posted by: paula Sep 28 2005, 09:24 PM

hi DD

Posted by: paula Sep 28 2005, 09:25 PM

are you up for more chat

Posted by: paula Sep 28 2005, 09:27 PM

are you there DD

Posted by: DoubleD Sep 29 2005, 12:22 AM

Paula Can you squirt, I can if I ride the top sitting straight up the deeper it goes the harder I squirt, Never squirted before, My current boyfriend is the only one to ever make me squirt, But he also has the biggest cock I have ever had. DD

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 29 2005, 02:40 AM

thanks gnappy... never one to disappoint

Posted by: Schrek Oct 14 2005, 12:01 PM

All women can squirt,although there are many that can't relax and let go enough to really squirt hard. It's partly to do with the fact that just before a woman is about to squirt it feels like she's going to pee,and worrying about what the other party might think... Women that squirt rule supreme...