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Posted by: COMEDYMAN Dec 23 2007, 06:30 PM

Since I am the first ...... I would just whip my dick out, grease up my hand in some suntan oil so i can act like Im jerking off at the beach and watch a vid with one of my favorite Skinamax starlets Kim Dawson and paint my name on the ceiling.

Why? cause I like jerkin off!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 23 2007, 06:38 PM

Whilst this is a funny and great thread idea I would have to say I'd need 3 bottles of tequila, some acid, X, 2 dozen valiums and 3kg of industral strength soap for afterward

Posted by: misschickie Dec 24 2007, 04:33 PM

Well, I would ply him with a lot of alcohol and green, turn out the lights and tell him I was Bunni.

Then I'd fuck the Simpsons out of him.

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Dec 24 2007, 05:56 PM

Easy, after winning against her to strip poker, I'd console her... from behind

Or I could bring her to a LAN party and share her with my buddies

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 26 2007, 11:31 PM

I am 2 steps ahead of you on your plan

Posted by: baby21 Dec 27 2007, 12:33 AM

How wouldn't I fuck him!!!
Please, thank you, and give me more!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 27 2007, 01:17 AM

Hmmmm one can only dream

Posted by: baby21 Dec 27 2007, 03:07 PM

and I for one do a LOT of dreaming...

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 27 2007, 05:18 PM

Explain.... in detail.... with pictorial back up

Posted by: baby21 Dec 27 2007, 11:28 PM

I don't know about the pictorial back up but I'd want you on your back, hands tied up, me on top, grinding the fuck out of you for starters....

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 27 2007, 11:31 PM

I just fainted

Posted by: baby21 Dec 27 2007, 11:34 PM

I knew you couldn't take the pictorial back up!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 27 2007, 11:39 PM

I have a respirator on hand now!

Posted by: baby21 Dec 27 2007, 11:40 PM

Hmm welll.. I mite need a little motivating now haha.

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 27 2007, 11:42 PM

Baby, Baby, she's our girl.... if she can't do it, no one........ can!

Posted by: baby21 Dec 27 2007, 11:50 PM

Heck yes! Now I'm up for saving the world... what was I supposed to be doing again?

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 27 2007, 11:52 PM

providing pictorial evidence

Posted by: baby21 Dec 27 2007, 11:54 PM

Oh.. right...


Do you take rainchecks?

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 28 2007, 12:01 AM

Only from teenagers

Posted by: baby21 Dec 28 2007, 12:02 AM

Hey!! Stop making me sound younger than I am...

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 28 2007, 12:05 AM

Haha.... it's technically true? haha

I just like playing around with ya

Posted by: baby21 Dec 28 2007, 12:06 AM

For 6 more months and then I'll join the rest of you losers in the non-teen years...

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 28 2007, 12:10 AM

Thats when alcoholism kicks in

Posted by: baby21 Dec 28 2007, 12:22 AM

Yay.. something to look forward to.

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 28 2007, 12:23 AM

Sex gets better too!

Posted by: baby21 Dec 28 2007, 12:27 AM

Seriously??

Posted by: Macdonald Dec 28 2007, 12:28 AM

isn't that where they get the saying "sex is like a fine wine, only gets better with age?"

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 28 2007, 12:30 AM

Well you're always learning new shit and whilst guys reportedly peak in their late teens/early twenties... ladies peak in their late twenties to early thirties.

I'd be vummed if I didn't think I was a better lay now than when I was 19

Posted by: baby21 Dec 28 2007, 12:45 AM

True indeed...
Dang.. I got lots to look forward too!

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 28 2007, 12:47 AM

If you need any hands on pointers give me a yell!

Posted by: baby21 Dec 28 2007, 12:49 AM

I got a lot to learn... I'll keep your number on speed dial.

Posted by: LDrider Dec 28 2007, 12:55 AM

It would be my pleasure to teach Baby some "Mature Sex Addict" tricks.

Posted by: baby21 Dec 28 2007, 12:56 AM

Oh yay! Does this involve toys?

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 28 2007, 01:03 AM

Only if u think Tickle me Elmo is a toy! lol

And good thinking... keep me on speed dial

Posted by: baby21 Dec 28 2007, 01:06 AM

Ok.. now that's a new level of naughty...

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 28 2007, 01:11 AM

Yay I am still able to shock an appall!

Posted by: baby21 Dec 28 2007, 01:32 AM

Not only are you still able to... you're doing a better job at it too!

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 28 2007, 01:34 AM

I continually strive for improvement!

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Nov 23 2008, 07:06 AM

I wouldn't be able to fuck the person above me for two reasons...

1. He's a dude

2. The mother fucker is never around anymore

Posted by: digitalnights Nov 23 2008, 03:58 PM

Yeah, I agree. CM's a dude (or so I've heard lol j/k) but if I had to, I'd stick a wig on him, put some stilettos on him too and bend him the hell over. lol




Just kidding CM. I wouldn't fuck you. Now if Chickie was here.....

Posted by: KentuckyLove Apr 6 2009, 08:54 PM

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Posted by: COMEDYMAN Apr 6 2009, 09:31 PM

Oh hell I would so nail this lovely newbie!!!!

Posted by: KentuckyLove Apr 7 2009, 01:21 PM

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Posted by: Melon Midget Apr 7 2009, 04:18 PM

I'm gonna plead the Fifth Amendment on this...

Posted by: evade20 Apr 7 2009, 04:20 PM

I'd lay her on her back and plant my face between her thighs. After she came once or twice from cunniligus, I'd throw her legs over my shoulders really go to town...

Posted by: KentuckyLove Apr 7 2009, 04:31 PM

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Posted by: paybarraman Apr 8 2009, 01:54 AM

Oh I would sooooo fuck this sweet little lady directly above me.

Posted by: rdmoscow1808 Apr 8 2009, 07:22 PM

I would let evade get paybar...then I go the next one up to Kentucky and fuck her until she needs a pain killer!!

Posted by: KentuckyLove Apr 8 2009, 08:18 PM

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Posted by: evade20 Apr 9 2009, 08:42 AM

I'd like to do it all again just like I said before:

I'd lay her on her back and plant my face between her thighs. After she came once or twice from cunniligus, I'd throw her legs over my shoulders really go to town...

Posted by: misschickie Apr 9 2009, 03:19 PM

evade....

i would...
then he would...
and of course...i'd fuck him till he threw me off

Posted by: gwiskup Apr 9 2009, 03:51 PM

If a guy doesn't find fucking Miss Chickie up against the wall like this appealing .... he isn't a red blooded american male! Miss Chickie then again is like an awsome amusement park ride, terrific turns around aevery corner!

Love you Chickie

Posted by: evade20 Apr 9 2009, 04:25 PM

I'd never throw you off, Babe, unless it was to get on top!

Posted by: misschickie Apr 9 2009, 07:03 PM

oh myyy....

i would stand like that and wait for gwiskup to enter me with his red blooded american dick, pounding me till i begged for mercy...i am glad i have that doorframe to hang onto because it would be a hell of a ride!!

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Apr 10 2009, 01:00 AM

I'd have her on her knees, gulping down my cock, giving me a blowjob like only Chickie knows how to, then I'd fuck her ass hard against the wall (you know hoe much I love that!) and then make love to her sensually while I'm on top (I know how much you love that!) to finally cuddle for hours on end... kissing and stroking each other's most erogenous body parts until we fall asleep in each other's arms...

And of course , we'd be drunk. With Vodka and/or Wine!

Posted by: KentuckyLove Apr 10 2009, 01:01 AM

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Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Apr 10 2009, 01:17 AM

Difficult not to with all the great inspiration we have here!

Posted by: Puppet Apr 11 2009, 12:09 AM

hrmm person above me... hrmm probably with a broom stick.. woooo sodomy lol

Posted by: KentuckyLove Apr 11 2009, 08:48 PM

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Posted by: evade20 Apr 11 2009, 09:01 PM

No better time than now to take care of this hot chickie's maidenhead!

Posted by: Puppet Apr 15 2009, 02:58 AM

its ok .. i like virigins...

Posted by: Drunk Apr 17 2009, 05:44 PM

I'd stand over his bed, waiting till he wakes up, and when he wakes up to see some creepy guy breathing over him I'll ask...

"know why your ass hurts?"
































"That was me"

Lucky for him that'd never happen since I don't like dudes...

Now to Kentuckylove and Misschickie I make no promises...

Posted by: KentuckyLove Apr 17 2009, 06:35 PM

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Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Apr 17 2009, 09:44 PM

I'd have no problem laying your sweet body down by the fireplace and lick you all night long!

Posted by: laurainiaash May 23 2009, 03:50 AM

What about me? : )

Posted by: laurainiaash May 23 2009, 03:52 AM

sorry, now you can actually see me : )

Posted by: nybandit May 23 2009, 08:40 AM

Start with a little missionary..then i would have to get you from behind for a bit so i could grab a hold of your sexy hips and get a look at your sexy ass... ..then it would roll from there

Posted by: laurainiaash May 23 2009, 05:28 PM

mmm fiesty ; )

Posted by: nybandit May 23 2009, 06:12 PM

when handling a smoking hot body like that...you better be! lol

Posted by: KentuckyLove May 23 2009, 06:26 PM

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Posted by: FreakyShinnizle May 23 2009, 11:29 PM

We'd snuggle in bed all evening long and make love sweetly all night long

Posted by: KentuckyLove May 24 2009, 01:11 AM

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Posted by: racerxgto May 24 2009, 02:48 AM

System Administrator

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle May 24 2009, 04:32 PM

I love being both rough and gentle with a lady at the same time... moreover... a virgin needs to be taken care of properly

Posted by: KatieMN Sep 8 2009, 08:10 PM

not going to lie i'd probably have sex with all of you!! hehe

Posted by: nybandit Sep 8 2009, 09:38 PM

Wow...now that is a great start! Cant wait to see the pics you have pending!

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 9 2009, 12:02 PM

Well your my kind of Girl

Posted by: kcoc72 Sep 9 2009, 11:13 PM

I'm not going to lie either...I wouldn't want to fuck either of the 2 above me, but I sure would like a piece of that beautiful ass you have KatieMN!! If the rest of your body is even close to being that nice, I wouldn't know which way to turn you in bed I would def want to spend a good amount of time from behind checking out that beautiful ass though!!