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Posted by: diane26 Feb 5 2006, 10:09 PM
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Posted by: foghorn Feb 5 2006, 10:12 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 10:09 PM)
Vibrator, now I can finally learn how to please myself 
Got this one
Got this one
i'll cum and work it for you so you can keep your hands free to do other things
Posted by: diane26 Feb 5 2006, 10:14 PM
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Posted by: foghorn Feb 5 2006, 10:21 PM
i'm there. when i get to the corner do i turn right or left
Posted by: diane26 Feb 5 2006, 10:22 PM
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Posted by: foghorn Feb 5 2006, 10:26 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 10:22 PM)
I am at the end of the court 
right left or center
Posted by: diane26 Feb 5 2006, 10:43 PM
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Posted by: foghorn Feb 5 2006, 10:51 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 10:43 PM)
On the left the only house with a driveway as a hill
i'm there
Posted by: lonely1275 Feb 6 2006, 01:25 AM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 08:09 PM)
Vibrator, now I can finally learn how to please myself
Got this one
Got this one
While you're enjoying yourself, take some pictures to share.
Posted by: Gnappster Feb 6 2006, 11:48 AM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 10:14 PM)
LOL that would take away from me finally learning how to maturbate but hey what the hell it can wait come on over.
learning to masturbate?
I'm self taught with YEARS of experience
Posted by: burningnickle Feb 6 2006, 11:55 AM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 10:14 PM)
LOL that would take away from me finally learning how to maturbate but hey what the hell it can wait come on over.
masturbation is fun!!!
Posted by: latinlover Feb 6 2006, 01:05 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 10:14 PM)
LOL that would take away from me finally learning how to maturbate but hey what the hell it can wait come on over.
If you need someone to watch and make sure you do it right let me know
Posted by: diane26 Feb 6 2006, 02:01 PM
,,,
Posted by: latinlover Feb 6 2006, 02:04 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 6 2006, 02:01 PM)
You all are so funny, LOL
I think I am excited not sure
I think I am excited not sure
I know that I am excited,just thinking about you and your new toy
Posted by: diane26 Feb 6 2006, 02:06 PM
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Posted by: Puppet Feb 6 2006, 08:28 PM
heres to happy learning 
Posted by: Gnappster Feb 7 2006, 11:10 AM
QUOTE(foghorn @ Feb 5 2006, 10:12 PM)
i'll cum and work it for you so you can keep your hands free to do other things
btw, that thing looks like it would be the genitalia of the Predator
Posted by: evade20 Feb 7 2006, 01:49 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 10:09 PM)
Vibrator, now I can finally learn how to please myself
Got this one
Got this one
Merry Christmas (a little late). This vid is for you.
http://www.cartoonland.de/archiv/christmas-is-coming/
Posted by: diane26 Feb 7 2006, 04:48 PM
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Posted by: Gnappster Feb 7 2006, 04:53 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 7 2006, 04:48 PM)
When I was in Mexico I actually went in the jungle and we toured sp? around where they did the jungle fight seen in the first predator:)
you went to Peurto Vallarta too?
Posted by: diane26 Feb 7 2006, 05:11 PM
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Posted by: Gnappster Feb 7 2006, 05:27 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 7 2006, 05:11 PM)
Yes Loved it so beautiful. Would love to retire in Mexico someday
yes it is.
i would like to retire by next year if possible.
Posted by: saxman Feb 7 2006, 05:31 PM
quote=diane26,Feb 7 2006, 05:11 PM]
Yes Loved it so beautiful. Would love to retire in Mexico someday
[/quote]
SOOOooooooooooo How did it feel???
That would be a hot story!
Posted by: diane26 Feb 7 2006, 05:55 PM
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Posted by: Gnappster Feb 7 2006, 05:56 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 7 2006, 05:55 PM)
I dunno hasnt come yet.
and apparently, then neither have you
Posted by: diane26 Feb 7 2006, 06:18 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 7 2006, 02:56 PM)
and apparently, then neither have you
Posted by: Gnappster Feb 7 2006, 06:21 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 7 2006, 04:18 PM)
yup, i was right!
Posted by: Hardabs Feb 7 2006, 08:43 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 10:09 PM)
Vibrator, now I can finally learn how to please myself
Got this one
Got this one
wow the gadgets they make nowadays
I hope you enjoy because masturbation is really fun...it's never overrated and it can never get boring...if i could i'd do it all the time.
Posted by: burningnickle Feb 7 2006, 09:10 PM
You should have lots of fun with it!!!
Posted by: bondiguy Feb 10 2006, 08:05 AM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 7 2006, 05:56 PM)
and apparently, then neither have you
simple but effective and oh so funny!
Posted by: girlie_girl Feb 10 2006, 09:03 AM
you should have started out with something more simple...now you have nothing to work up to. 
ps. I want pics
Posted by: evade20 Feb 10 2006, 01:34 PM
QUOTE(girlie_girl @ Feb 10 2006, 09:03 AM)
you should have started out with something more simple...now you have nothing to work up to.
ps. I want pics
ps. I want pics
Pics hell, I want a video!
Posted by: diane26 Feb 10 2006, 08:36 PM
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Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 10 2006, 08:42 PM
hey honey thats not fair , your hubby is being a nob, every woman should have a dildo and your one looked great honey , poor girl x x
Posted by: diane26 Feb 10 2006, 08:53 PM
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Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 10 2006, 09:01 PM
thats defo not fair . i will say they are great i used on eon ex and she was screaming mentally it was so good. your man is a wnak sorry but he is for not letting u get it x
Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 10 2006, 09:07 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 10 2006, 08:36 PM)
I am sad to report that the husband was home when Fed Ex arrived and my package was confiscated. He is "allowing 
" me to return it and get something else instead but no Dildo so it looks like I will still never be able to learn to please myself yet. He is very insecure about any toy being used that is compariable to the size of a cock.
" me to return it and get something else instead but no Dildo so it looks like I will still never be able to learn to please myself yet. He is very insecure about any toy being used that is compariable to the size of a cock. What the fuck!! Why are you with him? My hubby has bought all kinds of toys for me. How sad. On the brighter side, you don't need a toy to please yourself...use your fingers! Or, do you have a detachable shower head with different settings? Water can be a kitty's best friend. hee-hee.
Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 10 2006, 09:10 PM
nice idea tippytoes good one with the shower head. fingers even better and licking them after you have come u cant get any better. buy one and dont let him know honey get it delivered to girlfriends house and he wont know x
Posted by: diane26 Feb 10 2006, 09:17 PM
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Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 10 2006, 09:19 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 10 2006, 09:17 PM)
He is all for any other kind of toy but that. Wont be with him forever Just have to have all my ducks in a row.
Anyway I have always been someone that needed to be rammed with a dick in the end can never just have foreplay or even orgasim I am not satisfied until I have that ending which is why I was thinking i need to get a dildo to learn how to masturbate because I will want that at the end. I dunno I think I am just a freak
Just have to have all my ducks in a row. Anyway I have always been someone that needed to be rammed with a dick in the end can never just have foreplay or even orgasim I am not satisfied until I have that ending which is why I was thinking i need to get a dildo to learn how to masturbate because I will want that at the end. I dunno I think I am just a freak
Nope, you're not a freak. You know what you like and what works for you. More power to you.
Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 10 2006, 09:19 PM
u r not a freak honey u r a normal person and most women will agree that although a dildo helps, they will say that there is nothing better than feel of real hard cock x x
shame i lice so far away would love to help u out x x u r a very sexy lady who deserves love and attention and great fucking sex
Posted by: diane26 Feb 10 2006, 09:24 PM
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Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 10 2006, 09:26 PM
heres hoping honey looking forward to chatting x x
Posted by: bondiguy Feb 11 2006, 12:43 AM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 10 2006, 08:36 PM)
I am sad to report that the husband was home when Fed Ex arrived and my package was confiscated. He is "allowing " me to return it and get something else instead but no Dildo so it looks like I will still never be able to learn to please myself yet. He is very insecure about any toy being used that is compariable to the size of a cock.
" me to return it and get something else instead but no Dildo so it looks like I will still never be able to learn to please myself yet. He is very insecure about any toy being used that is compariable to the size of a cock. Diane.... without wanting to offend anyone ur hubby sounds like a tool! My fiancee has a vibe and it is fucking big and i have no problem with it. In fact I think its great. Sometimes we will get it out during sex and she'll let me use it on her... or even when she uses it alone she'll text me or call and say "guess what I have been doing." It makes me so damn horny I rush home and dive into some great sex straight away!!!!
Posted by: diane26 Feb 11 2006, 03:46 AM
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Posted by: actarus Feb 11 2006, 06:01 AM
Next time pay Fed Ex Guy to make him delivering the package to you in a secure "no hubby zone" time. 
Posted by: girlie_girl Feb 11 2006, 09:00 AM
what a cock master. Next time he is away I will overnight you a dildo. No lie. Let me know.
....talk about being insecure, geez.
You should have offered to get him a pocket pussy, and told him he'd be needing it because it'll be the only action he'll be getting.
Posted by: Vlad Feb 11 2006, 12:03 PM
Diane, we here should buy you this...
http://www.extremerestraints.com/stat/ve744.html
Posted by: diane26 Feb 11 2006, 02:30 PM
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Posted by: diane26 Feb 11 2006, 02:32 PM
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Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 11 2006, 02:35 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 11 2006, 02:30 PM)
He wasnt supposed to be home when it came he came home early that day. Girlie he actually considers it no different than cheating WTF??? Can you believe that. If he would use a pocket pussy I would get him one in a flash but he says he is married to me so he has no need to have to self pleasure.
(he had a really fucked up sense of sex growing up long story)
Anyway so he said if he found out I got a Dildo he would cheat on me cause same thing. I told him he was a freak and go for it cause I dont want to be with him anyway LOL.
ANyway I will try to figure something out cause it isnt right and I was never one that had ever masturbated or even thought about trying it but he is now making me more determined than ever,
(he had a really fucked up sense of sex growing up long story)
Anyway so he said if he found out I got a Dildo he would cheat on me cause same thing. I told him he was a freak and go for it cause I dont want to be with him anyway LOL.
ANyway I will try to figure something out cause it isnt right and I was never one that had ever masturbated or even thought about trying it but he is now making me more determined than ever,
Damn. He's messed up.
Posted by: actarus Feb 11 2006, 02:36 PM
Or, better, stash some money aside to corrupt the fed ex guy....
Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 11 2006, 02:37 PM
QUOTE(actarus @ Feb 11 2006, 02:36 PM)
Or, better, stash some money aside to corrupt the fed ex guy....
Yeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!
Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 11 2006, 02:37 PM
QUOTE(actarus @ Feb 11 2006, 02:36 PM)
Or, better, stash some money aside to corrupt the fed ex guy....
My Fed Ex guy is gorgeous!
Posted by: actarus Feb 11 2006, 02:40 PM
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 11 2006, 02:37 PM)
My Fed Ex guy is gorgeous!
...so boobs will be enough to corrupt him
Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 11 2006, 02:42 PM
QUOTE(actarus @ Feb 11 2006, 02:40 PM)
...so boobs will be enough to corrupt him
I dunno...I'll hafta try that and let you know.
Posted by: Vlad Feb 11 2006, 02:44 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 11 2006, 02:32 PM)
Holly shit vlad that things looks awesome and ohh the fun I could have with it being internet or whatever damn. LOL Maybe I should try and stash some money aside to get it.
PS Happy belated B day.
PS Happy belated B day.
Thanks for the birthday congrats.
I'll buy that toy for you if I can have first internet control.
Posted by: diane26 Feb 11 2006, 04:32 PM
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Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 11 2006, 04:57 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 11 2006, 02:32 PM)
I could never let you buy it for me but when I can buy it I will add you to the list of controllers 
Damn, so no being your sugar daddy?
Posted by: penelope Feb 11 2006, 05:16 PM
Hey girl, glad to hear you don't intend to stay with him, that kind of crap no-one needs! Have youpointed out that the better you know what your body likes the better the sex will be for him too!! What a total wanker (oh no, you said he don;t do that! )
In the meantime, use your imagination, you'd be amazed what you can use as a dildo, and he'll never know!!!!!!! Basically next time you do the shopping, check out the shelves with a more discerning eye!!!!! For example, choose your carrots carefully, any correctly shaped (and safe to use) bottle/container. Don't think it has to be made for the purpose!
Get exploring and ENJOY!!!! 
Posted by: diane26 Feb 11 2006, 06:21 PM
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Feb 11 2006, 01:57 PM)
Damn, so no being your sugar daddy?OK Ok I will work on it. You know a lot about me so I am sure you know why its hard for me to accept anything from others but shit for a sugar daddy I will try really hard to take my presents and say thank you
Posted by: diane26 Feb 11 2006, 06:26 PM
QUOTE(penelope @ Feb 11 2006, 02:16 PM)
Hey girl, glad to hear you don't intend to stay with him, that kind of crap no-one needs! Have youpointed out that the better you know what your body likes the better the sex will be for him too!! What a total wanker (oh no, you said he don;t do that! )In the meantime, use your imagination, you'd be amazed what you can use as a dildo, and he'll never know!!!!!!! Basically next time you do the shopping, check out the shelves with a more discerning eye!!!!! For example, choose your carrots carefully, any correctly shaped (and safe to use) bottle/container. Don't think it has to be made for the purpose!
Get exploring and ENJOY!!!!
I just love the word wanker HAHAHA so funny to hear how other people in other countries talk.
Trust me there is no resoning with him on this subject I tried many many times he is just screwed up in the head plus he cant get any better he already thinks he is a sex god dont ya know
Posted by: diane26 Feb 11 2006, 06:30 PM
My Fed Ex guy at our old house was HOT!!!! Here it is a butch looking woman
Posted by: diane26 Feb 11 2006, 06:33 PM
I still cant get over this never heard of anything like this before. Learning to masturbate might be pretty fun.
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Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 11 2006, 07:58 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 11 2006, 04:30 PM)
My Fed Ex guy at our old house was HOT!!!! Here it is a butch looking woman
So she might be able to be convinced by you
Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 11 2006, 08:03 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 11 2006, 04:33 PM)
I still cant get over this never heard of anything like this before. Learning to masturbate might be pretty fun.
Wow, I remember in the days of just using a simple toy or just your hand, now I'm feeling old.
Does sound like lots of fun though, especially for long distance
Posted by: diane26 Feb 11 2006, 10:24 PM
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Feb 11 2006, 05:03 PM)
Wow, I remember in the days of just using a simple toy or just your hand, now I'm feeling old.
Does sound like lots of fun though, especially for long distance
Does sound like lots of fun though, especially for long distance
Posted by: evade20 Feb 12 2006, 01:06 AM
QUOTE(penelope @ Feb 11 2006, 05:16 PM)
Hey girl, glad to hear you don't intend to stay with him, that kind of crap no-one needs! Have youpointed out that the better you know what your body likes the better the sex will be for him too!! What a total wanker (oh no, you said he don;t do that! )In the meantime, use your imagination, you'd be amazed what you can use as a dildo, and he'll never know!!!!!!! Basically next time you do the shopping, check out the shelves with a more discerning eye!!!!! For example, choose your carrots carefully, any correctly shaped (and safe to use) bottle/container. Don't think it has to be made for the purpose!
Get exploring and ENJOY!!!!
Now there is a hot woman!!!!!Wow.
Can i watch? 
Posted by: penelope Feb 12 2006, 07:58 AM
QUOTE(evade20 @ Feb 12 2006, 01:06 AM)
Now there is a hot woman!!!!!Wow. Can i watch?
Can i watch? I'll have to look through my collection of toys and see what I fancy playing with!!!
Posted by: penelope Feb 12 2006, 05:29 PM
Just had a thought Diane26, one of the best I ever came up with to use from the fridge!
A cucumber, but peel it first, and preferably straight from the fridge! The texture is lovely and when its all cold like that it gives extra tingles!!!
Posted by: somfan Feb 12 2006, 06:46 PM
QUOTE(penelope @ Feb 12 2006, 02:29 PM)
Just had a thought Diane26, one of the best I ever came up with to use from the fridge!A cucumber, but peel it first, and preferably straight from the fridge! The texture is lovely and when its all cold like that it gives extra tingles!!!
If its not too pervy, I would love to see a video of this, Penny!
Maybe your next video
Posted by: diane26 Feb 12 2006, 08:34 PM
QUOTE(somfan @ Feb 12 2006, 03:46 PM)
If its not too pervy, I would love to see a video of this, Penny!
Maybe your next video
Maybe your next video
Me too Penny I am a bit weary of trying out some veggies
Now though I got my heard set on the online controlable one LOL
Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 12 2006, 08:40 PM
hey honey glad to see your hubby has disheartened you. let us know when u get things sorted e would all like to hear bout your first time xx
Posted by: diane26 Feb 12 2006, 09:02 PM
QUOTE(sexysotslad @ Feb 12 2006, 05:40 PM)
hey honey glad to see your hubby has disheartened you. let us know when u get things sorted e would all like to hear bout your first time xx
I dont understand what you mean sexsostad???
About the husband part that is??
I am gonna try to sneak the money and get the one.
Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 12 2006, 09:04 PM
i meant i hope he hadnt put u off getting one honey as u deserve it and more xx
Posted by: diane26 Feb 12 2006, 09:13 PM
QUOTE(sexysotslad @ Feb 12 2006, 06:04 PM)
i meant i hope he hadnt put u off getting one honey as u deserve it and more xx
Sorry language barrier happening there. LOL
No he didnt just makes me more determined. I dont think he should be allowed to tell me if I am allowed to try masturbation or not. By all means if I am not up for sex or I am away I would encourage him to go handle his business rather than cheat. But anyway I wont be told by a man what I can and can not do with my own body.
Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 12 2006, 09:17 PM
i agree with u if we want to have a wank we dont ask permission u dont need to and neither do women.
for him to say its cheating its fucking stupid.
thinking bout u with toy makes me really happy honey. again just saw your shower pic would love to see more x x
Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 12 2006, 11:29 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 12 2006, 07:13 PM)
But anyway I wont be told by a man what I can and can not do with my own body. just makes me more determined.
Hmmm, you cannot do me.
Posted by: diane26 Feb 13 2006, 12:23 AM
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Feb 12 2006, 08:29 PM)
Hmmm, you cannot do me.
Is that a challenge
Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 13 2006, 12:24 AM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 12 2006, 10:23 PM)
Is that a challenge
You're quick with the uptake
And please
Posted by: diane26 Feb 13 2006, 12:43 AM
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Feb 12 2006, 09:24 PM)
You're quick with the uptake
And please
And please
Your on you best get ready now you will need your stamina.
Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 13 2006, 12:55 AM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 12 2006, 10:43 PM)
Your on you best get ready now you will need your stamina.
Oh I've got the stamina, and for you I'm always ready. It's just a damn shame that I gotta work in just over 5 hours.
Posted by: diane26 Feb 13 2006, 12:57 AM
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Feb 12 2006, 09:55 PM)
Oh I've got the stamina, and for you I'm always ready. It's just a damn shame that I gotta work in just over 5 hours.
Well you will need to be well rested to keep up so go get your sleep
Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 13 2006, 01:03 AM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 12 2006, 10:57 PM)
Well you will need to be well rested to keep up so go get your sleep
So when does the new toy arrive? I'm dying to try it out.
style
Posted by: diane26 Feb 13 2006, 01:15 AM
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Feb 12 2006, 10:03 PM)
So when does the new toy arrive? I'm dying to try it out. style
styleWhen i can sneak away enough money
Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 13 2006, 01:17 AM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 12 2006, 11:15 PM)
When i can sneak away enough money
We need to get back to this sugar daddy question that we discussed earlier.
Posted by: bondiguy Feb 13 2006, 01:37 AM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 11 2006, 03:46 AM)
Is tool like an asshole in Aussie Country??
Anyway no offense taken I don't plan on staying with him a whole lot longer just no really in a position to call the shots right now I try but he holds the cards in the end. Not for a lot longer though
Anyway no offense taken I don't plan on staying with him a whole lot longer just no really in a position to call the shots right now I try but he holds the cards in the end. Not for a lot longer though
Tool = Asshole, dickhead, cocksucker, wanker etc
its multi purpose
Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 13 2006, 01:50 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 12 2006, 11:37 PM)
Tool = Asshole, dickhead, cocksucker, wanker etc
its multi purpose
its multi purpose
Does it come with multiple attachments and is it cordless?
Posted by: bondiguy Feb 13 2006, 02:01 AM
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Feb 13 2006, 01:50 AM)
Does it come with multiple attachments and is it cordless?
have a quick look in the mirror and tell me!
just kiddin dude
Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 13 2006, 02:05 AM
damn I missed that one.
Posted by: diane26 Feb 13 2006, 03:08 AM
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Feb 12 2006, 10:17 PM)
We need to get back to this sugar daddy question that we discussed earlier.
Maybe in this case I can make an exception to my no gift rule
Posted by: diane26 Feb 13 2006, 03:09 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 12 2006, 10:37 PM)
Tool = Asshole, dickhead, cocksucker, wanker etc
its multi purpose
its multi purpose
I am going to start using it LOL
Posted by: bondiguy Feb 13 2006, 06:12 AM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 13 2006, 03:09 AM)
I am going to start using it LOL
please do so... spread it through the US.
Please see me for more Aussie words that can be used in your daily vocab. Yanks don't use the word "Wanker" near enough.... instead you guys say "Jerk Off"
Posted by: evade20 Feb 13 2006, 09:03 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 13 2006, 06:12 AM)
please do so... spread it through the US.
Please see me for more Aussie words that can be used in your daily vocab. Yanks don't use the word "Wanker" near enough.... instead you guys say "Jerk Off"
Please see me for more Aussie words that can be used in your daily vocab. Yanks don't use the word "Wanker" near enough.... instead you guys say "Jerk Off"
"Tool" already is used in the US. It's not just an Aussie word. Your right about wanker,though,...I'll have to add that to my vocabulary.
Posted by: diane26 Feb 13 2006, 01:45 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 13 2006, 03:12 AM)
please do so... spread it through the US.
Please see me for more Aussie words that can be used in your daily vocab. Yanks don't use the word "Wanker" near enough.... instead you guys say "Jerk Off"
Please see me for more Aussie words that can be used in your daily vocab. Yanks don't use the word "Wanker" near enough.... instead you guys say "Jerk Off"
Yeah I like Wanker too I will start using that one as well. I needed a new word for the month my last one was stellar.
Posted by: diane26 Feb 13 2006, 01:46 PM
QUOTE(evade20 @ Feb 13 2006, 06:03 AM)
"Tool" already is used in the US. It's not just an Aussie word. Your right about wanker,though,...I'll have to add that to my vocabulary.
I have lived all over the US and never heard Tool be used before this forum.
Posted by: Vlad Feb 14 2006, 08:27 PM
lol I've heard the term "tool" ever since I was little.
When women jokingly call me a tool, I just reply "that's right. I am a tool. Use me and abuse me."
and Diane, I would be damn proud to be one of the controllers. 
Posted by: diane26 Feb 14 2006, 10:10 PM
QUOTE(Vlad @ Feb 14 2006, 05:27 PM)
lol I've heard the term "tool" ever since I was little.
When women jokingly call me a tool, I just reply "that's right. I am a tool. Use me and abuse me."
and Diane, I would be damn proud to be one of the controllers.
When women jokingly call me a tool, I just reply "that's right. I am a tool. Use me and abuse me."
and Diane, I would be damn proud to be one of the controllers.
I would be proud to be schooled on it all
Posted by: Vlad Feb 14 2006, 10:14 PM
You don't need a dildo to have fun with yourself.
Posted by: diane26 Feb 14 2006, 10:17 PM
QUOTE(Vlad @ Feb 14 2006, 07:14 PM)
You don't need a dildo to have fun with yourself.
Sure it couldnt hurt the process
Posted by: bondiguy Feb 15 2006, 04:20 AM
Please see shoot the breeze for Aussie word of the week!
Posted by: diane26 Feb 16 2006, 01:20 PM
Well the toungue thing came in yesterday if I find out if it works will let you all know. Will post what I got since I had to return the other thing, what the husband "approved" of.
Posted by: Gnappster Feb 16 2006, 01:24 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 16 2006, 11:20 AM)
Well the toungue thing came in yesterday if I find out if it works will let you all know. Will post what I got since I had to return the other thing, what the husband "approved" of.
you had to return the "other thing" cuz your husband approved of it?
Posted by: diane26 Feb 16 2006, 01:28 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 16 2006, 10:24 AM)
you had to return the "other thing" cuz your husband approved of it?
Sorry I have had 3 hours of sleep total in the past 2 days LOL.
Husband didnt approve of the first one sent it back got credit he did "allow" me to get this one, should be here any day
http://www.mypleasure.com/store/Adult-Toys-for-Women/iVibe-Collection.asp
Posted by: thartmanjock Feb 16 2006, 01:36 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 16 2006, 09:28 AM)
Sorry I have had 3 hours of sleep total in the past 2 days LOL.
Husband didnt approve of the first one sent it back got credit he did "allow" me to get this one, should be here any day
http://www.mypleasure.com/store/Adult-Toys-for-Women/iVibe-Collection.asp
Husband didnt approve of the first one sent it back got credit he did "allow" me to get this one, should be here any day
http://www.mypleasure.com/store/Adult-Toys-for-Women/iVibe-Collection.asp
well that one doesn't lood too bad.....did the first one intimidate him or what?
Posted by: diane26 Feb 16 2006, 01:38 PM
QUOTE(thartmanjock @ Feb 16 2006, 10:36 AM)
well that one doesn't lood too bad.....did the first one intimidate him or what?
I guess he said I cant have anything that would be the size of a penis. And I cant use it alone
Posted by: thartmanjock Feb 16 2006, 01:46 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 16 2006, 09:38 AM)
I guess he said I cant have anything that would be the size of a penis. And I cant use it alone
WTF.......he's probably afraid of replacement.....hell i would encourage you to get a toy the size of a penis
cant use them alone huh....so when do you want me to come over
Posted by: diane26 Feb 16 2006, 01:48 PM
QUOTE(thartmanjock @ Feb 16 2006, 10:46 AM)
WTF.......he's probably afraid of replacement.....hell i would encourage you to get a toy the size of a penis
cant use them alone huh....so when do you want me to come over
cant use them alone huh....so when do you want me to come over
Let me check my schedule
Posted by: thartmanjock Feb 16 2006, 02:01 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 16 2006, 09:48 AM)
Let me check my schedule
ok im waiting
Posted by: evade20 Feb 20 2006, 08:53 AM
QUOTE(thartmanjock @ Feb 16 2006, 02:01 PM)
ok im waitingI'll volunteer to be camera man!
Posted by: sweetjuice38 Mar 4 2006, 04:13 PM
Thought I would share a collection of my favorite toys
Posted by: bondiguy Mar 6 2006, 01:23 AM
QUOTE(sweetjuice38 @ Mar 4 2006, 04:13 PM)
Thought I would share a collection of my favorite toys
Damn nice collection!
Posted by: natalie Mar 6 2006, 04:53 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 10 2006, 08:36 PM)
I am sad to report that the husband was home when Fed Ex arrived and my package was confiscated. He is "allowing " me to return it and get something else instead but no Dildo so it looks like I will still never be able to learn to please myself yet. He is very insecure about any toy being used that is compariable to the size of a cock.
" me to return it and get something else instead but no Dildo so it looks like I will still never be able to learn to please myself yet. He is very insecure about any toy being used that is compariable to the size of a cock. You've got to be kidding me! I'd say fuck you! That is totally selfish of him not to allow you the oppotunity to learn how to masturbate. I'm actually so pissed off right now I'd love to come kick his ass!
Posted by: natalie Mar 6 2006, 04:57 PM
QUOTE(girlie_girl @ Feb 11 2006, 09:00 AM)
what a cock master. Next time he is away I will overnight you a dildo. No lie. Let me know.
....talk about being insecure, geez.
You should have offered to get him a pocket pussy, and told him he'd be needing it because it'll be the only action he'll be getting.
....talk about being insecure, geez.
You should have offered to get him a pocket pussy, and told him he'd be needing it because it'll be the only action he'll be getting.
Posted by: johnny wadd Mar 6 2006, 04:59 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 6 2006, 05:53 PM)
You've got to be kidding me! I'd say fuck you! That is totally selfish of him not to allow you the oppotunity to learn how to masturbate. I'm actually so pissed off right now I'd love to come kick his ass!
I would 2nd that "you've got to be kidding me "He feels threatened by a rubber dick? maybe he really wants it for himself?
Posted by: natalie Mar 6 2006, 05:05 PM
QUOTE(johnny wadd @ Mar 6 2006, 04:59 PM)
I would 2nd that "you've got to be kidding me "He feels threatened by a rubber dick? maybe he really wants it for himself?
Yeah, he's probably afraid he'd be too tempted to fuck his ass. He's worried you'd find out that he's actually gay or a tranie.
Posted by: evade20 Mar 7 2006, 09:23 AM
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 6 2006, 05:05 PM)
Yeah, he's probably afraid he'd be too tempted to fuck his ass. Diane needs to get a strap-on....Then he would really be worried about his ass!
Posted by: thenewguy Mar 7 2006, 12:09 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 6 2006, 04:53 PM)
You've got to be kidding me! I'd say fuck you! That is totally selfish of him not to allow you the oppotunity to learn how to masturbate. I'm actually so pissed off right now I'd love to come kick his ass!
I agree that this sounds very selfish of him. I don't know the man but form how Diane describes him, he sounds a bit insecure. If he was to just lighten up a bit and allow her to blossom, he'd be better off in the end because his wife would be more sexually mature and open to keeping the love life exciting.
Diane, does he listen to how you feel? Maybe you need to sit him down and explain that you want to try new things...
If he doesn't listen... do them anyway, take pictures, and share them with us here at RMM. That'll teach him a lesson.
Posted by: diane26 Mar 7 2006, 06:27 PM
QUOTE(thenewguy @ Mar 7 2006, 09:09 AM)
I agree that this sounds very selfish of him. I don't know the man but form how Diane describes him, he sounds a bit insecure. If he was to just lighten up a bit and allow her to blossom, he'd be better off in the end because his wife would be more sexually mature and open to keeping the love life exciting.
Diane, does he listen to how you feel? Maybe you need to sit him down and explain that you want to try new things...
If he doesn't listen... do them anyway, take pictures, and share them with us here at RMM. That'll teach him a lesson.
Diane, does he listen to how you feel? Maybe you need to sit him down and explain that you want to try new things...
If he doesn't listen... do them anyway, take pictures, and share them with us here at RMM. That'll teach him a lesson.
He is actually very good and very open when it comes to anything sex related BUT the dildo/masturbation thing. But as far as everything else he is awesome and all about me even said yes to getting the stripper pole. Just this one thing he wont budge one.
Posted by: natalie Mar 7 2006, 06:29 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 7 2006, 06:27 PM)
He is actually very good and very open when it comes to anything sex related BUT the dildo/masturbation thing. But as far as everything else he is awesome and all about me even said yes to getting the stripper pole. Just this one thing he wont budge one.
Well I hope this means that your relationship is getting better hun!
Posted by: diane26 Mar 7 2006, 08:42 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 7 2006, 03:29 PM)
Well I hope this means that your relationship is getting better hun!
Not sure how to answer that, I wouldn't say better allthough for the first time in 8 years he actually did laundry
But the stripper pole was easy stuff like that he is gung ho about, jUst have to wait until probably next month money wise. My sex swing was a molthers day present
Posted by: Vlad Mar 7 2006, 09:26 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 7 2006, 08:42 PM)
My sex swing was a molthers day present
Should I be turned on by that?
Posted by: bondiguy Mar 8 2006, 02:19 AM
QUOTE(evade20 @ Mar 7 2006, 09:23 AM)
Diane needs to get a strap-on....Then he would really be worried about his ass!
Why don't you just loan her your strap on?
Posted by: diane26 Mar 8 2006, 03:51 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 7 2006, 11:19 PM)
Why don't you just loan her your strap on?
Bondi that is gross I don't recycle sex toys
Has yours been used yet?
Posted by: bondiguy Mar 8 2006, 04:43 AM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 8 2006, 03:51 AM)
Bondi that is gross I don't recycle sex toys Has yours been used yet?
Has yours been used yet? no comment
Posted by: evade20 Mar 8 2006, 10:17 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 8 2006, 03:51 AM)
Bondi that is gross I don't recycle sex toys Has yours been used yet?
Has yours been used yet? Of course it has, just ask Gnappy.
Posted by: Gnappster Mar 9 2006, 12:14 PM
QUOTE(evade20 @ Mar 8 2006, 08:17 PM)
Of course it has, just ask Gnappy.
Well, I just flew back from Australia and boy is my butt sore. Wait, is that how that joke is supposed to go?
Posted by: bondiguy Mar 10 2006, 01:23 AM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 9 2006, 12:14 PM)
Well, I just flew back from Australia and boy is my butt sore. Wait, is that how that joke is supposed to go?
I told you that Mardi Gras weekend wasn't the right time to visit but you just insisted on taking part didnt u?
Posted by: diane26 Mar 24 2006, 01:12 PM
QUOTE(Vlad @ Feb 11 2006, 11:44 AM)
Thanks for the birthday congrats.
I'll buy that toy for you if I can have first internet control.
I'll buy that toy for you if I can have first internet control.
Ok Vlad im ready where is it you can be first
Posted by: Vlad Mar 26 2006, 12:13 AM
Anytime.
Posted by: diane26 Mar 26 2006, 12:21 AM
QUOTE(Vlad @ Mar 25 2006, 09:13 PM)
Anytime.
Well im waiting is it in the mail
Posted by: Vlad Mar 26 2006, 12:24 AM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 26 2006, 12:21 AM)
Well im waiting is it in the mail 
Hey you want it? I'll buy it. So long as I get control of the fun once in a while.
Posted by: diane26 Mar 26 2006, 12:25 AM
QUOTE(Vlad @ Mar 25 2006, 09:24 PM)
Hey you want it? I'll buy it. So long as I get control of the fun once in a while.
Hell yes I want it my supplier just moved out
Posted by: Vlad Mar 26 2006, 12:28 AM
allright I'll order it for you then.
Or should I say... us.
Posted by: diane26 Mar 26 2006, 02:13 AM
QUOTE(Vlad @ Mar 25 2006, 09:28 PM)
allright I'll order it for you then.
Or should I say... us.
Or should I say... us.
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