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Posted by: Assfucker May 18 2006, 08:58 AM
This can be a thread where you can just post about whats going today, for the weekend, to vent, or whatever.......Very general thread.
For me? I'm on day 4 of my "diet".
Here's what I've been eating for 4 days:
1/2 cup oatmeal
6 egg whites
boiled chicken
broiled talapia.....
water, black coffee.
Tomorrow I cut all carbs for the most of the day, then cut all water and do a carb load tomorrow night.......
Yes I'm being chicky, but I want to see how 'ripped' I can get
So Bobaloo, what kind of wedding are you having?
Posted by: foxy lady May 18 2006, 09:02 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 18 2006, 08:58 AM)
This can be a thread where you can just post about whats going today, for the weekend, to vent, or whatever.......Very general thread.
For me? I'm on day 4 of my "diet".
Here's what I've been eating for 4 days:
1/2 cup oatmeal
6 egg whites
boiled chicken
broiled talapia.....
water, black coffee.
Tomorrow I cut all carbs for the most of the day, then cut all water and do a carb load tomorrow night.......
Yes I'm being chicky, but I want to see how 'ripped' I can get
So Bobaloo, what kind of wedding are you having?
Just remember to post some pics of your results
How many more days to go?
Posted by: foxy lady May 18 2006, 09:04 AM
I have a wedding to go to on Saturday and it's been doing nothing here but raining for the last 3 days, whatever am I gonna do with my hair? ![sad.gif](style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
Posted by: Assfucker May 18 2006, 09:08 AM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 18 2006, 09:02 AM)
Just remember to post some pics of your results
How many more days to go?
Just one really, I can start eating carbs tomorrow late afternoon........
who's wedding is it?
Posted by: foxy lady May 18 2006, 09:10 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 18 2006, 09:08 AM)
Just one really, I can start eating carbs tomorrow late afternoon........
who's wedding is it?
![popc1.gif](style_emoticons/default/popc1.gif)
A co-worker of Just Hangin's!
Posted by: Assfucker May 18 2006, 09:12 AM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 18 2006, 09:10 AM)
A co-worker of Just Hangin's!
Whatcha giving as a gift?
Posted by: paybarraman May 18 2006, 09:15 AM
graduation day here at the university I work for.........
co-eds dressed up mmmmmmmmmm
Posted by: foxy lady May 18 2006, 09:16 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 18 2006, 09:12 AM)
Whatcha giving as a gift?
Money in a card, don't know them personally or what they would like or need so this way it saves me time shopping
Posted by: Assfucker May 18 2006, 09:18 AM
QUOTE(paybarraman @ May 18 2006, 09:15 AM)
graduation day here at the university I work for.........
co-eds dressed up mmmmmmmmmm
What do you do there?
Posted by: paybarraman May 18 2006, 09:19 AM
computer services
server admin
level II and III tech support
Posted by: Assfucker May 18 2006, 09:20 AM
QUOTE(paybarraman @ May 18 2006, 09:19 AM)
computer services
server admin
level II and III tech support
Oh so you basicaly surf porn till someone needs you then eh?
Nice gig
Posted by: paybarraman May 18 2006, 09:23 AM
YEP!
Oh and you forgot...i also look at college hotties too!
Posted by: Assfucker May 18 2006, 09:40 AM
QUOTE(paybarraman @ May 18 2006, 09:23 AM)
YEP!
Oh and you forgot...i also look at college hotties too!
damnyou!
Posted by: Gnappster May 18 2006, 01:31 PM
QUOTE(paybarraman @ May 18 2006, 07:23 AM)
YEP!
Oh and you forgot...i also look at college hotties too!
I bet those dudes give you some weird looks back
Posted by: paybarraman May 18 2006, 01:39 PM
its a catholic girls only college
![tongue.gif](style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
Posted by: Gnappster May 18 2006, 01:53 PM
QUOTE(paybarraman @ May 18 2006, 11:39 AM)
its a catholic girls only college
![tongue.gif](style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
![ohmy.gif](style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)
they're the dirtiest girls of all!
Posted by: ontippytoes May 18 2006, 06:29 PM
QUOTE(paybarraman @ May 18 2006, 01:39 PM)
its a catholic girls only college
![tongue.gif](style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
Oh good God! I went to an all girls, Catholic, uniform-wearing high school. No wonder I'm the way I am now!
Posted by: Gnappster May 18 2006, 06:41 PM
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ May 18 2006, 04:29 PM)
Oh good God! I went to an all girls, Catholic, uniform-wearing high school. No wonder I'm the way I am now!
I know I say this a lot, but, PICS!?
Posted by: ontippytoes May 18 2006, 06:44 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 18 2006, 06:41 PM)
I know I say this a lot, but, PICS!?
Hee-hee.........I still have the uniform. Figured it would come in handy some day. Hmmmm, an idea is forming in tippy's head..... a series of uniform pics.
Posted by: numba1fan May 19 2006, 02:25 AM
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ May 18 2006, 06:44 PM)
Hee-hee.........I still have the uniform. Figured it would come in handy some day. Hmmmm, an idea is forming in tippy's head..... a series of uniform pics.
tippy in a catholic school girl uniform........
must see pics!!!!!
Posted by: evade20 May 19 2006, 01:31 PM
I stumbled accoss this on my hard drive: ![laughing-smiley-017.gif](style_emoticons/default/laughing-smiley-017.gif)
Posted by: fellatiofiend18 May 19 2006, 01:33 PM
im bored
hows that for whats going on today... and tomorrow and the next day and the next day and the next day and, you get the picture.
but i AM going on vacation starting Wed. YAY! back home to MA to see family and friends. i cant wait!!!! ![wub.gif](style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)
Posted by: fellatiofiend18 May 19 2006, 01:35 PM
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 19 2006, 01:31 PM)
I stumbled accoss this on my hard drive:
![laughing-smiley-017.gif](style_emoticons/default/laughing-smiley-017.gif)
IS THAT FOR REAL!!!!???? hahahha interesting.........
Posted by: natalie May 19 2006, 01:40 PM
Ok as some of you know I'm not by nature an oilers fan but they are playing Anaheim tonight and are getting closer to the cup so I'm going to say it:
GO OILERS!!!!!!!!!
HUh! That didn't hurt too much. Plus they've been keeping us really busy at work so that means more money.
I don't even know what other two teams are still in the playoff? ![coz.gif](style_emoticons/default/coz.gif)
Posted by: summoner May 19 2006, 01:47 PM
Nothing special going on....except that our hockey team won last night
AND our Eurovision competitor Lordi get to the finals
I´m so happy!!! And tomorrow is Saturday and I don´t have to go to work...
Posted by: belicked6924 May 20 2006, 08:30 PM
QUOTE(paybarraman @ May 18 2006, 12:39 PM)
its a catholic girls only college
![tongue.gif](style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
So they keep a GPS enabled ankle bracelet on you so that the girls all feel safe?
Posted by: evade20 May 20 2006, 11:53 PM
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ May 20 2006, 08:30 PM)
So they keep a GPS enabled ankle bracelet on you so that the girls all feel safe?
That's so they can keep track of his whereabouts when he gives computer support in the form of "room service."
Posted by: belicked6924 May 21 2006, 12:01 AM
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 20 2006, 10:53 PM)
That's so they can keep track of his whereabouts when he gives computer support in the form of "room service."
And do they shock him when his blood pressure rises more than 10?
Posted by: evade20 May 22 2006, 08:55 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 18 2006, 08:58 AM)
This can be a thread where you can just post about whats going today, for the weekend, to vent, or whatever.......Very general thread.
For me? I'm on day 4 of my "diet".
Here's what I've been eating for 4 days:
1/2 cup oatmeal
6 egg whites
boiled chicken
broiled talapia.....
water, black coffee.
Tomorrow I cut all carbs for the most of the day, then cut all water and do a carb load tomorrow night.......
Yes I'm being chicky, but I want to see how 'ripped' I can get
So Bobaloo, what kind of wedding are you having?
AF, Here is something for your diet...I hear it is best if you take off the wrapper.
Posted by: Assfucker May 22 2006, 08:56 AM
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 22 2006, 08:55 AM)
AF, Here is something for your diet...I hear it is best if you take off the wrapper.
![22.gif](style_emoticons/default/22.gif)
I could've used that Saturday morning
Posted by: evade20 May 22 2006, 11:32 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 22 2006, 08:56 AM)
![22.gif](style_emoticons/default/22.gif)
I could've used that Saturday morning
![smilio09.gif](style_emoticons/default/smilio09.gif)
Where was BB?
Posted by: Assfucker May 22 2006, 11:41 AM
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 22 2006, 11:32 AM)
Where was BB?
![laughing-smiley-017.gif](style_emoticons/default/laughing-smiley-017.gif)
busy
Posted by: fellatiofiend18 May 23 2006, 02:47 AM
any kind of food would be fucking lovely right about now. im STARVING! and i have a headache and i cant sleep. and im packing for vacation like 26 hours in advance. wtf is wrong with me..... ![coco.gif](style_emoticons/default/coco.gif)
Posted by: foghorn May 23 2006, 09:23 PM
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ May 23 2006, 02:47 AM)
any kind of food would be fucking lovely right about now. im STARVING! and i have a headache and i cant sleep. and im packing for vacation like 26 hours in advance. wtf is wrong with me.....
![coco.gif](style_emoticons/default/coco.gif)
you need me there to help you better use your time. and it's been proven that sex can heal you of most of your problems...headache and insomnia. take me twice and wake up with a clear head in the morning.
Posted by: fellatiofiend18 May 23 2006, 11:09 PM
QUOTE(foghorn @ May 23 2006, 09:23 PM)
you need me there to help you better use your time. and it's been proven that sex can heal you of most of your problems...headache and insomnia. take me twice and wake up with a clear head in the morning.
![tongue.gif](style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
haha. i would love to have a better way to utilize my time.... some sex sounds like just the right potion
Posted by: Gnappster May 24 2006, 12:51 PM
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ May 23 2006, 12:47 AM)
any kind of food would be fucking lovely right about now. im STARVING! and i have a headache and i cant sleep. and im packing for vacation like 26 hours in advance. wtf is wrong with me.....
![coco.gif](style_emoticons/default/coco.gif)
I heard packing for vacation in the nude helps alleviate headaches. And taking pics of it wouldn't hurt either.
Posted by: Assfucker May 24 2006, 02:28 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 24 2006, 12:51 PM)
I heard packing for vacation in the nude helps alleviate headaches. And taking pics of it wouldn't hurt either.
![popc1.gif](style_emoticons/default/popc1.gif)
also sticking things in yer ass while doing it really takes that pesky headaceh off yer mind
Posted by: Gnappster May 24 2006, 03:21 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 24 2006, 12:28 PM)
also sticking things in yer ass while doing it really takes that pesky headaceh off yer mind
![2thumbs.gif](style_emoticons/default/2thumbs.gif)
I bet you discovered that by accident
Posted by: Bobaloo May 24 2006, 03:23 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 24 2006, 03:21 PM)
I bet you discovered that by accident
![nah.gif](style_emoticons/default/nah.gif)
Yeah. I think he mentioned in his 411 that he tripped and fell right on Evade's dick. Instant headache relief. He has since edited that post, though, otherwise I would have provided the link.
Posted by: natalie May 24 2006, 03:38 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 24 2006, 03:23 PM)
Yeah. I think he mentioned in his 411 that he tripped and fell right on Evade's dick. Instant headache relief. He has since edited that post, though, otherwise I would have provided the link.
I don't think your "link" would suit for a re-innactment. I heard Evade's bigger than you.
Posted by: Bobaloo May 24 2006, 03:54 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ May 24 2006, 03:38 PM)
I don't think your "link" would suit for a re-innactment. I heard Evade's bigger than you.
![nah.gif](style_emoticons/default/nah.gif)
Well, the gay grapevine says the Evade is about 3 inches. Now, I can be measured at about 2 inches... front the floor.
Posted by: Gnappster May 24 2006, 04:12 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 24 2006, 01:54 PM)
Well, the gay grapevine says the Evade is about 3 inches. Now, I can be measured at about 2 inches... front the floor.
You must have really short legs.
Posted by: Bobaloo May 24 2006, 04:21 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 24 2006, 04:12 PM)
You must have really short legs.
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
I am so mad cuz I have the perfect pic somewhere on my harddrive and I can't find it dammit.
Well, here's the thousand words the pic is worth...
there's 3 guys standing at urinals. the guy in the middle is standing way back. on the floor you see the shadow of his wang going from him all the way to the wall. It's a hilarious pic and it would have applied here. but alas, I cannot find it.
Posted by: natalie May 24 2006, 04:27 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 24 2006, 04:21 PM)
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
I am so mad cuz I have the perfect pic somewhere on my harddrive and I can't find it dammit.
Well, here's the thousand words the pic is worth...
there's 3 guys standing at urinals. the guy in the middle is standing way back. on the floor you see the shadow of his wang going from him all the way to the wall. It's a hilarious pic and it would have applied here. but alas, I cannot find it.
It would have applied to Gnappy?
How far away are you again Gnappy?
Posted by: Gnappster May 24 2006, 04:37 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 24 2006, 02:21 PM)
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
I am so mad cuz I have the perfect pic somewhere on my harddrive and I can't find it dammit.
Well, here's the thousand words the pic is worth...
there's 3 guys standing at urinals. the guy in the middle is standing way back. on the floor you see the shadow of his wang going from him all the way to the wall. It's a hilarious pic and it would have applied here. but alas, I cannot find it.
look in your XXX Guys Only folder
QUOTE(natalie @ May 24 2006, 02:27 PM)
It would have applied to Gnappy?
How far away are you again Gnappy?
![03.gif](style_emoticons/default/03.gif)
About 900km so I could just about reach you from here
Posted by: Bobaloo May 24 2006, 04:45 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ May 24 2006, 04:27 PM)
It would have applied to Gnappy?
How far away are you again Gnappy?
![03.gif](style_emoticons/default/03.gif)
I just can't win around here.
Posted by: evade20 May 24 2006, 05:05 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 24 2006, 03:54 PM)
Well, the gay grapevine says the Evade is about 3 inches. Now, I can be measured at about 2 inches... front the floor.
It depends on who is doing the measuring....If Natalie was there, I would be standing up right proud.
Posted by: numba1fan May 25 2006, 01:37 AM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 24 2006, 03:54 PM)
Well, the gay grapevine says the Evade is about 3 inches. Now, I can be measured at about 2 inches... front the floor.
But your not supposed to be sitting ON the floor when you measure!
You should stand up first!
Posted by: Bobaloo May 25 2006, 08:50 AM
QUOTE(numba1fan @ May 25 2006, 01:37 AM)
But your not supposed to be sitting ON the floor when you measure!
You should stand up first!
![nah.gif](style_emoticons/default/nah.gif)
you people and your details
Posted by: evade20 May 25 2006, 11:15 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 18 2006, 08:58 AM)
This can be a thread where you can just post about whats going today, for the weekend, to vent, or whatever.......Very general thread.
For me? I'm on day 4 of my "diet".
Here's what I've been eating for 4 days:
1/2 cup oatmeal
6 egg whites
boiled chicken
broiled talapia.....
water, black coffee.
Tomorrow I cut all carbs for the most of the day, then cut all water and do a carb load tomorrow night.......
Yes I'm being chicky, but I want to see how 'ripped' I can get
So Bobaloo, what kind of wedding are you having?
Be sure BB doesn't get too involved with getting ripped or she may end up looking like one of these babes: http://www.onemorebite-weightloss.com/amazon-women.html
Posted by: Gnappster May 25 2006, 12:57 PM
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 25 2006, 09:15 AM)
Be sure BB doesn't get too involved with getting ripped or she may end up looking like one of these babes: http://www.onemorebite-weightloss.com/amazon-women.html
![puke1.gif](style_emoticons/default/puke1.gif)
I'd hit it! But only if her dick was smaller than mine.
Plus a girl getting shredded and THAT are completely different.
THIS girl is hot:
Posted by: Assfucker May 25 2006, 01:11 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 24 2006, 03:23 PM)
Yeah. I think he mentioned in his 411 that he tripped and fell right on Evade's dick. Instant headache relief. He has since edited that post, though, otherwise I would have provided the link.
stop with yer ghay fantasies about me and envade......I'll e-you those pictures if you really want them
Posted by: evade20 May 25 2006, 02:24 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 25 2006, 12:57 PM)
I'd hit it! But only if her dick was smaller than mine.
Plus a girl getting shredded and THAT are completely different.
THIS girl is hot:
I have no troubles with any man or woman trying to get ripped...but enough is enough for either sex. Abusing steroids sounds rather dangerous to me. You're right. The woman in the pic is awesome.
Posted by: evade20 May 25 2006, 02:25 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 25 2006, 01:11 PM)
stop with yer ghay fantasies about me and envade......I'll e-you those pictures if you really want them
![coco.gif](style_emoticons/default/coco.gif)
Oh, no! You let the secret out.
Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 29 2006, 08:43 AM
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 25 2006, 11:15 AM)
Be sure BB doesn't get too involved with getting ripped or she may end up looking like one of these babes: http://www.onemorebite-weightloss.com/amazon-women.html
![puke1.gif](style_emoticons/default/puke1.gif)
There is no worry about me getting ripped . I did that about 10 years ago & it is to much work anymore & a hell of alot easier when I was 26 or so I looked GREAT but now I have three kids & I just dont want to work that hard
I just hope AF is okay being a ripped guy with a not so hot wife
Posted by: foxy lady May 29 2006, 08:52 AM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 29 2006, 08:43 AM)
There is no worry about me getting ripped . I did that about 10 years ago & it is to much work anymore & a hell of alot easier when I was 26 or so I looked GREAT but now I have three kids & I just dont want to work that hard
I just hope AF is okay being a ripped guy with a not so hot wife
![sad.gif](style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
A not so hot wife.......have you looked in the mirror Blondie, I think AF is damn lucky to have such a beautiful wife as you......and from the way he talks I think he is too
Besides if you were ripped like him you'd probably tear him to shreds
Posted by: evade20 May 29 2006, 12:18 PM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 29 2006, 08:52 AM)
A not so hot wife.......have you looked in the mirror Blondie, I think AF is damn lucky to have such a beautiful wife as you......and from the way he talks I think he is too
Besides if you were ripped like him you'd probably tear him to shreds
![laughing-smiley-017.gif](style_emoticons/default/laughing-smiley-017.gif)
Agreed with foxy 100% on both statements. I guess that makes 200%
![tongue.gif](style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
...but we want more pics of BB.
Posted by: natalie May 29 2006, 05:11 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 29 2006, 08:43 AM)
There is no worry about me getting ripped . I did that about 10 years ago & it is to much work anymore & a hell of alot easier when I was 26 or so I looked GREAT but now I have three kids & I just dont want to work that hard
I just hope AF is okay being a ripped guy with a not so hot wife
![sad.gif](style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
Does he have another wife?
Posted by: natalie May 29 2006, 05:12 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 29 2006, 08:43 AM)
There is no worry about me getting ripped . I did that about 10 years ago & it is to much work anymore & a hell of alot easier when I was 26 or so I looked GREAT but now I have three kids & I just dont want to work that hard
I just hope AF is okay being a ripped guy with a not so hot wife
![sad.gif](style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
Assfucker has two wives? You know that's illegal right?
I posted twice? How the hell did that happen? Stupid computer.
Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 30 2006, 07:26 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ May 29 2006, 05:12 PM)
Assfucker has two wives? You know that's illegal right?
I posted twice? How the hell did that happen? Stupid computer.
![guns.gif](style_emoticons/default/guns.gif)
I dont think illegal would stop him ....................BUT he could not handle two
Posted by: Bobaloo May 30 2006, 07:28 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 30 2006, 07:26 PM)
I dont think illegal would stop him ....................BUT he could not handle two
![tongue.gif](style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
Yeah, he loses control just looking at the puppet he drew with marker on his hand.
Posted by: Gnappster May 30 2006, 07:32 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 30 2006, 05:28 PM)
Yeah, he loses control just looking at the puppet he drew with marker on his hand.
but to his credit, it was a HOT puppet. It tried having sex with me too, but that's not how I roll.
Posted by: Bobaloo May 30 2006, 07:33 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 30 2006, 07:32 PM)
but to his credit, it was a HOT puppet. It tried having sex with me too, but that's not how I roll.
It's the CLAW! you're afraid of the claw!!!
Posted by: Gnappster May 30 2006, 07:35 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 30 2006, 05:33 PM)
It's the CLAW! you're afraid of the claw!!!
yes i am!
Posted by: Bobaloo May 30 2006, 07:38 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 30 2006, 07:35 PM)
that boy good!
Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 30 2006, 07:40 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 30 2006, 07:32 PM)
but to his credit, it was a HOT puppet. It tried having sex with me too, but that's not how I roll.
Posted by: Assfucker May 31 2006, 10:17 AM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 30 2006, 07:28 PM)
Yeah, he loses control just looking at the puppet he drew with marker on his hand.
is it windy today?
Posted by: foxy lady May 31 2006, 11:50 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 31 2006, 10:17 AM)
is it windy today?
![22.gif](style_emoticons/default/22.gif)
Why do you have a problem with things "blowing up"
Posted by: evade20 May 31 2006, 12:03 PM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 31 2006, 11:50 AM)
Why do you have a problem with things "blowing up"
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It's AF's turn to wear the mini kilt.
Posted by: natalie Jun 1 2006, 12:25 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 30 2006, 07:32 PM)
but to his credit, it was a HOT puppet. It tried having sex with me too, but that's not how I roll.
What the puppet didn't have a big enough ass?
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 1 2006, 01:46 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ Jun 1 2006, 10:25 AM)
What the puppet didn't have a big enough ass?
![nah.gif](style_emoticons/default/nah.gif)
I just can't "fit"in the small ones.
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 2 2006, 08:35 AM
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 31 2006, 12:03 PM)
It's AF's turn to wear the mini kilt.
![gay.gif](style_emoticons/default/gay.gif)
fine, then it's your turn to stick the bagpipe up yer ass
Posted by: evade20 Jun 2 2006, 10:07 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 2 2006, 08:35 AM)
fine, then it's your turn to stick the bagpipe up yer ass
![popc1.gif](style_emoticons/default/popc1.gif)
ouch!
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 2 2006, 10:35 AM
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jun 2 2006, 10:07 AM)
ouch!
![blink.gif](style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
I'll be gental
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 2 2006, 11:52 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 2 2006, 08:35 AM)
I'll be gental
![popc1.gif](style_emoticons/default/popc1.gif)
is that supposed to be gentle or genital?
Posted by: evade20 Jun 2 2006, 01:54 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 2 2006, 11:52 AM)
is that supposed to be gentle or genital?
![laughing-smiley-017.gif](style_emoticons/default/laughing-smiley-017.gif)
When AF learned to spell, he thought that "Hooked on Phonics" was a new form of bondage....
Posted by: ddd35 Jun 2 2006, 10:11 PM
well I did something this afternoon I have never done , I picked up a young lady that was hitch hiking , she was dressed in a bikini top and mini skirt very nice body and great boobs , she said she was 19 we got down the road aways and I asked her were she was headed she said she just needed a place to stay so she was heading to a friends house about 10 miles away , well i told her I would take her about half way then i had to get home , wel I had just left the bank and had several $20 bills in my check book on the dash , she says to me { I will blow ya for 20 ,, fuck ya for 40 both for 50 and you can fuck my ass for 75 , } I said to her figuring she was a drug user among other things that thanks but no thanks ,, I told her I would givbe her a 20 to help her out , Just as I let her out at the point I said I would she flashed her tits at me and pulled her skirt up and showed me some bare pussy , . I think I did right and I kept my dignity so to speak ... ![bang.gif](style_emoticons/default/bang.gif)
Posted by: evade20 Jun 2 2006, 11:29 PM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 2 2006, 10:11 PM)
well I did something this afternoon I have never done , I picked up a young lady that was hitch hiking , she was dressed in a bikini top and mini skirt very nice body and great boobs , she said she was 19 we got down the road aways and I asked her were she was headed she said she just needed a place to stay so she was heading to a friends house about 10 miles away , well i told her I would take her about half way then i had to get home , wel I had just left the bank and had several $20 bills in my check book on the dash , she says to me { I will blow ya for 20 ,, fuck ya for 40 both for 50 and you can fuck my ass for 75 , } I said to her figuring she was a drug user among other things that thanks but no thanks ,, I told her I would givbe her a 20 to help her out , Just as I let her out at the point I said I would she flashed her tits at me and pulled her skirt up and showed me some bare pussy , . I think I did right and I kept my dignity so to speak ...
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Screw your dignity...You probably saved your health and well being. Now just pretend you're having sex with one of the lovely women on these boards.
Oh and don't forget to cover your keyboard so you won't get jizz all over it.
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 3 2006, 12:04 AM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 2 2006, 08:11 PM)
well I did something this afternoon I have never done , I picked up a young lady that was hitch hiking , she was dressed in a bikini top and mini skirt very nice body and great boobs , she said she was 19 we got down the road aways and I asked her were she was headed she said she just needed a place to stay so she was heading to a friends house about 10 miles away , well i told her I would take her about half way then i had to get home , wel I had just left the bank and had several $20 bills in my check book on the dash , she says to me { I will blow ya for 20 ,, fuck ya for 40 both for 50 and you can fuck my ass for 75 , } I said to her figuring she was a drug user among other things that thanks but no thanks ,, I told her I would givbe her a 20 to help her out , Just as I let her out at the point I said I would she flashed her tits at me and pulled her skirt up and showed me some bare pussy , . I think I did right and I kept my dignity so to speak ...
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PICS?
Posted by: ddd35 Jun 3 2006, 09:02 AM
sorry no pics , wish I had thought of it ,
Well it wasnt really my dignity that i was worried about , it was the case a crabs I was concerned with taking home to the wife ,,,,,,, evade, trust me her tempting me was tough to turn down ... ![drinkup.gif](style_emoticons/default/drinkup.gif)
Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 3 2006, 10:40 AM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 3 2006, 09:02 AM)
sorry no pics , wish I had thought of it ,
Well it wasnt really my dignity that i was worried about , it was the case a crabs I was concerned with taking home to the
wife evade, trust me her tempting me was tough to turn down ...
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Evade is your wife???!!!
Posted by: ndboxer Jun 3 2006, 01:10 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jun 3 2006, 09:40 AM)
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Evade is your wife???!!!
Posted by: evade20 Jun 3 2006, 01:22 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jun 3 2006, 10:40 AM)
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Evade is your wife???!!!
damn, DDD. You let the secret out
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It's your turn to cross dress.
all for the want of a comma.
Posted by: ddd35 Jun 3 2006, 01:29 PM
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jun 3 2006, 01:22 PM)
damn, DDD. You let the secret out
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It's your turn to cross dress.
all for the want of a comma.
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Asa long as I can wear your fishnet stockings
Posted by: evade20 Jun 3 2006, 07:14 PM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 3 2006, 01:29 PM)
Asa long as I can wear your fishnet stockings
Sorry, i loaned them Summoner.
Posted by: foxy lady Jun 3 2006, 10:45 PM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 2 2006, 10:11 PM)
well I did something this afternoon I have never done , I picked up a young lady that was hitch hiking , she was dressed in a bikini top and mini skirt very nice body and great boobs , she said she was 19 we got down the road aways and I asked her were she was headed she said she just needed a place to stay so she was heading to a friends house about 10 miles away , well i told her I would take her about half way then i had to get home , wel I had just left the bank and had several $20 bills in my check book on the dash , she says to me { I will blow ya for 20 ,, fuck ya for 40 both for 50 and you can fuck my ass for 75 , } I said to her figuring she was a drug user among other things that thanks but no thanks ,, I told her I would givbe her a 20 to help her out , Just as I let her out at the point I said I would she flashed her tits at me and pulled her skirt up and showed me some bare pussy , . I think I did right and I kept my dignity so to speak ...
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From a woman's point of view you did the right thing.......I'm sure you enjoyed the flash though.....
Posted by: summoner Jun 4 2006, 12:06 AM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 3 2006 @ 01:29 PM)
Asa long as I can wear your fishnet stockings
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jun 4 2006, 01:14 AM)
Sorry, i loaned them Summoner.
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It´s okay as long as I don´t have to see any photo...
Posted by: evade20 Jun 4 2006, 04:57 AM
QUOTE(summoner @ Jun 4 2006, 12:06 AM)
It´s okay as long as I don´t have to see any photo...
I hope they weren't stretched to badly....
Oh, by the way, the ones that you posted in your 411 page are really hot.
Posted by: summoner Jun 4 2006, 07:31 AM
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jun 4 2006, 10:57 AM)
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QUOTE(evade20)
Oh, by the way, the ones that you posted in your 411 page are really hot.
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Thanks
Posted by: ddd35 Jun 4 2006, 01:53 PM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jun 3 2006, 10:45 PM)
From a woman's point of view you did the right thing.......I'm sure you enjoyed the flash though.....
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well its not everyday that a 40 yr old male gets a look at 19 yr old body like this gal had
Posted by: ddd35 Jun 5 2006, 08:19 AM
okay need some help here , my best friends wife emailed me over the weekend asked me to help convince her hubby to buy her a boob job, I told her boy that would sound funny coming from me , she is a wonderful person and has a great ass just flat up top , How should I proceed and be nice guys , Please . ![grinning-smiley-003.gif](style_emoticons/default/grinning-smiley-003.gif)
Posted by: juicyboobs Jun 5 2006, 02:22 PM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 5 2006, 08:19 AM)
okay need some help here , my best friends wife emailed me over the weekend asked me to help convince her hubby to buy her a boob job, I told her boy that would sound funny coming from me , she is a wonderful person and has a great ass just flat up top , How should I proceed and be nice guys , Please .
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just a question has she mentioned it to him before? puts you in weird position if she confides in you and not him.... maybe you should drop into conversation how unhappy she is with her size, see how he takes it?
( hate giving advice on here.. feel like just waiting to get ripped into)
Posted by: ddd35 Jun 5 2006, 02:34 PM
QUOTE(juicyboobs @ Jun 5 2006, 02:22 PM)
just a question has she mentioned it to him before? puts you in weird position if she confides in you and not him.... maybe you should drop into conversation how unhappy she is with her size, see how he takes it?
( hate giving advice on here.. feel like just waiting to get ripped into)
well I understand completely , but I wont ever rip anybody and since I am looking for the advice dont be alarmed ...
ANd yes she has spoke to him many times about her wishes , and to be honest he realy doesnt care if she has boobs or not , ever since I have known him he has been a ass man and thats one of her great qualities , its just for her she doesnt feel complete , at the pool or the beach she feels out of place with other women around her cause she is so flat .. He is a major tight ass when it comes to spending money , now bear in mind here he makes close to $250,000. a yr and has very few worries , but he also doesnt spend money unless he feels it will pay back for him .. My thought is her peace of mind is worth the cost ... Thanks
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 5 2006, 02:51 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 2 2006, 11:52 AM)
is that supposed to be gentle or genital?
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mixture
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jun 5 2006, 03:20 PM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 5 2006, 02:34 PM)
well I understand completely , but I wont ever rip anybody and since I am looking for the advice dont be alarmed ...
ANd yes she has spoke to him many times about her wishes , and to be honest he realy doesnt care if she has boobs or not , ever since I have known him he has been a ass man and thats one of her great qualities , its just for her she doesnt feel complete , at the pool or the beach she feels out of place with other women around her cause she is so flat .. He is a major tight ass when it comes to spending money , now bear in mind here he makes close to $250,000. a yr and has very few worries , but he also doesnt spend money unless he feels it will pay back for him .. My thought is her peace of mind is worth the cost ... Thanks
If she makes him happy than he should make her happy. If will make her feel better about herself then it is worth it . I'm sure she does more than her share for him so what is a few grand!
Posted by: UncleBuck Jun 5 2006, 03:27 PM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 5 2006, 02:34 PM)
well I understand completely , but I wont ever rip anybody and since I am looking for the advice dont be alarmed ...
ANd yes she has spoke to him many times about her wishes , and to be honest he realy doesnt care if she has boobs or not , ever since I have known him he has been a ass man and thats one of her great qualities , its just for her she doesnt feel complete , at the pool or the beach she feels out of place with other women around her cause she is so flat .. He is a major tight ass when it comes to spending money , now bear in mind here he makes close to $250,000. a yr and has very few worries , but he also doesnt spend money unless he feels it will pay back for him .. My thought is her peace of mind is worth the cost ... Thanks
First ask her if you could see and judge for yourself ..then after you get over the intitial shock of the slap....
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suggest that maybe she bring the topic of a boob job up when you are all together and really support her when she suggests it,( this would be a ice breaker for you to be able to talk to her husband about boobs ) I believe it is totally her decision and her hubbie should support her on it unless he has some real strong reservations about enchanced breasts. If money is not a problem he should let her do what she wants, my better 1/2 did it and they are great and certainly made her feel much more confident about herself
Posted by: ddd35 Jun 5 2006, 03:43 PM
QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Jun 5 2006, 03:27 PM)
First ask her if you could see and judge for yourself ..then after you get over the intitial shock of the slap....
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suggest that maybe she bring the topic of a boob job up when you are all together and really support her when she suggests it,( this would be a ice breaker for you to be able to talk to her husband about boobs ) I believe it is totally her decision and her hubbie should support her on it unless he has some real strong reservations about enchanced breasts. If money is not a problem he should let her do what she wants, my better 1/2 did it and they are great and certainly made her feel much more confident about herself
Well her first comment to me was a friendly ( if he gives in after you talk to him you will be one of the first to see the finished product ) But thats not my goal here , she is obviously unhappy and I just want to help her out with him .. Thanks for the great comments ...
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 6 2006, 02:09 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jun 3 2006, 08:40 AM)
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Evade is your wife???!!!
well I can't say I'm surprised.
Posted by: boanna Jun 6 2006, 02:38 PM
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jun 2 2006, 09:29 PM)
that photo is fake! i have been to that intersection and vermont is not to the left~!
Posted by: boanna Jun 6 2006, 02:43 PM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 4 2006, 11:53 AM)
well its not everyday that a 40 yr old male gets a look at 19 yr old body like this gal had
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fuck 19 year olds! is the over 40 ladies you need to worship and u know it! at 19, we may have known what our part were, but we had no idea what all they could be used for!
Posted by: evade20 Jun 6 2006, 02:58 PM
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 6 2006, 02:38 PM)
that photo is fake! i have been to that intersection and vermont is not to the left~!
Of course the photo is fake...if it were real you would see a massive accident inprogress all around her. Besides she would never have time to get her thumb up...
Besides if you look at her feet, you'll see that they are barely touching the ground. Stilletos would dig right in to the dirt...
Posted by: ddd35 Jun 6 2006, 03:32 PM
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 6 2006, 02:43 PM)
fuck 19 year olds! is the over 40 ladies you need to worship and u know it! at 19, we may have known what our part were, but we had no idea what all they could be used for!
Well Im glad I didnt do more I ran into her at noon today in wal mart , she was pointing me out to her boyfriend I assume , and picking up her pregnacy test kit , LOL
Yes I agree if you Bo were along the road and offered what she did I would have been all over it as a matter of fact Id probably still be going at it now instead of typing ......
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