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Posted by: johnfreak Sep 6 2005, 07:58 PM

was just surfing the board and saw your sig pic:



what did you have to trade to get that prize?

Posted by: sussed2 Sep 6 2005, 09:51 PM

lmao ...

Gnappy has the best sense of humour! Yay for Canuks!!!

Posted by: Puppet Sep 6 2005, 10:18 PM

Gnappy dear sir you are retarded!

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 7 2005, 12:56 AM

i guess that's what happens when you have to deal w/out hockey for a year....

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 7 2005, 02:18 AM

lol..i gotta give gnapp cred...he seriously made sussed laugh out loud i heard about it!

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 7 2005, 02:22 AM

dude, just b/c she's in your avatar doesn't mean she's actually talking to you...

i think naraz's hearing voices now... that can't be a good sign

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 7 2005, 02:23 AM

rofl damn...ok..youve been elevated J, you are no longer a bastard, you are now a RAT bastard!! ya rat bastard!!!

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 7 2005, 02:28 AM

wait, that's a good thing... right?

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 7 2005, 02:29 AM

ehhh...sure....

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Sep 7 2005, 08:37 AM

I dunno but I think those are fakies!!!!!

Posted by: sussed2 Sep 7 2005, 09:36 AM

Don't be so sure !!!

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 7 2005, 11:16 AM

glad u guys enjoyed it

i set out to design a woman like in Weird Science(an 80's movie for you guys that don't have pubes yet), except it sorta backfired.

Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 7 2005, 09:22 PM

I'm just grateful that Gnappy has finally decided to use that pic I sent him!!

Posted by: bustobabe Sep 7 2005, 10:42 PM

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2005, 01:17 AM

Now that is funny!

Posted by: Puppet Sep 11 2005, 01:56 PM

LOLOL

Posted by: Ratt Dec 18 2005, 06:27 AM

Thought I might revive this thread - Due mainly to Gnappster's ever changing sig. Keep up the good work man - everytime you change it I get a snigger...

Posted by: Puppet Dec 18 2005, 05:21 PM

Ive been sigless ..maybe ill have to make that a thread

Posted by: Ratt Dec 19 2005, 07:37 AM

And now I see he has moved to new Avatars: GO DUFFMAN!!!

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 19 2005, 12:20 PM

lol, I don't even have a sig now.

anyway, here are some Duffman quotes, full of hilarity:

1. Titanya: "But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!"
Duff Man: "Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!"

2. (Duff Man watering his grass) "This brown spot needs a little H2-oh, yeah!"

3. (A giant sticker is placed over Duff Man's face) "Duff Man! Can't breathe! Oh, no!"

4. "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

5. (After seeing a picture of Moe) "That's a mug you don't want to chug!"

6. "New feelings... brewing in Duff Man! What would... Jesus do?"

7. "Now, our final round which counts for 98% of the total score making the complete rounds a total waste. Don't forget, today's winner will be immortalized in our new Duff Calendar. "

8. Duff Man: "Duff beer is brewed from hopps, barley, and sparkling clear mountain what?"
Titanya: "Goat!"
Duff Man: "Close enough!"

9. (Duff Man enters Moe's)

Duff Man: "Are you ready to get Duffed?"

(Cheers)

Lenny: "Hey, it's Duff man! A guy in a costume that creates awareness of Duff."

Duff Man: "Duff Man wants to party down with the man who sent in 10,000 Duff labels to bring me here today. I've got a bottomless mug of new Duff Extra Cold for, Barney Gumbel!"

All: "Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"

Barney: "I can't, I'm the designated driver!"

(Everything stops)

Duff Man: "Yeah that's swell, Duff wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program. Now! Who wants to Party!"

10. "Are you ready to get DUFFED?"

And my favourite:
11. Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff?
Carl: Hey, it's Duffman!
Lenny: Newsweek said you died of liver failure.
Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!

Posted by: Puppet Dec 19 2005, 10:02 PM

hahahah Nice Gnappy

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 22 2005, 01:13 AM

Duff Man: "Yeah that's swell, Duff wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program. Now! Who wants to Party!"

This one is definitely my all time fav... what a classic! here are some more...

Duffman: Are you there God? It's me... Duffman!

Duffman: Duffman's pension has been mis-managed...ooooh yeah!

Duffman: Everything going dark, like Duff Stout. The beer that made Ireland famous.

Bart: Hey Duffman
Duffman: Please I'm not "Duffman!" anymore, I'm just plain old Barry Duffman, oh yeah.

Duffman... one of my fav frings characters in the Simpsons

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 22 2005, 01:18 AM

Slightly off thread topic but I couldn't resist.... some classic Ralph Wiggum quotes:

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food

Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me

Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.

Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

Ralph: Prinskipper Skippel... Primdable Skimpsker... I found something!

Ralph: Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office

Ralph Wiggum: Daddy, these rubber panties are hot!
Chief Wiggum: You've gotta wear them 'til you learn, son!


ahhh.... the memories, the laughter! Good times

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 22 2005, 12:02 PM

haha, that's fuckin funny!

here are some more:


"I'm going to eat chocolate 'til I barf!"

"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."

"He's still funny, but not 'ha-ha' funny."

"My parents won't let me use scissors."

"So, do you...like...stuff?"

"It says 'I Choo-choo-choose You,' and there's a picture of a train!"

"I'm Idaho."

"I bent my wookie."

Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."

"Ow, my face is on fire!"

"Somebody took my juice money!"

"Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove."

"I'm a boy!"

[at "tethered swimming"] "I don't feel right."

Ralph: "Miss Hoover? The floor is shaking."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you thought the --"
[gusher explodes through the ceiling, taking Ralph with it]

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"

"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant."

"That is sooo 1991."

"My knob tastes funny."

"Maybe she drove to the moon."

"Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school."

"Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty."

"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."

Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."

"I ated the purple berries"

"It tastes like ... burning"

"I found a moon rock in my nose!"

"Help! She's touching my special area!"

"Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours."

"This snowflake tastes like fishsticks."

"At my house, we call them [fires] 'Uh-Oh's.'"

"Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!"

(Pointing at Homer) "Mommy has bosoms like that."

(After being soaked in fake blood) "I look like cable TV!"

(After seeing the comic store's "Adult Section") "Everybody's hugging!"

[when asked to say a swear] "Mittens!"

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 22 2005, 11:18 PM

Gnappy... some more classics! Gold comedy my friend. I read the quotes, see the scene in my head and laugh.

Here are more quotes from an obscure Simspon character Comic Book Guy:

Comic Book Guy: But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds... Oh, I've wasted my life.

Comic Book Guy: The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity...

Comic Book Guy: Last night's 'Itchy and Scratchy Show' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world

Comic Book Guy: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

Bart: It's valuable, huh?!
Comic Book Guy: Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go, go, for the good of the city


we could do some classic Homer quotes but these boards may explode!

Posted by: Puppet Dec 25 2005, 04:31 PM

hahahaha