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Posted by: day4ferris Aug 30 2005, 09:38 AM
Top 10 Signs Your "Baby" Is Too Old For Breastfeeding
10. He can open your blouse by himself.
9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.
8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.
5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.
4. After each feeding, he has a smoke.
3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.
2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to "Dueling Banjos."
1. Beard abrasions on areola.
Posted by: day4ferris Aug 30 2005, 09:42 AM
A little boy saw his mother changing clothes and saw her tits for the first time. He asked what they were and she told him that "they are mommy's baloons, someday when I die, the baloons will float me up to heaven". That seemed to satisfy the little boy.
A few days later, the boy's father got a frantic phone call. "Come home quick, Daddy, Mommy's dying". he screamed.
"How do you know"? asked the father
"Because Uncle Ted is blowing up her baloons and she's screaming 'Oh God, I'm coming"
Posted by: day4ferris Aug 30 2005, 09:45 AM
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front door of the new neighbor's house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a large,burly man, opened the door.
"Excuse me", our man stammered, "but I couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife is."
"Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied.
"Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those breasts."
The burly gorilla is about to deck our poor guy when his wife appears and stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a few moments. Finally, they return and ask our friend to step inside.
"OK," the husband says gruffly, "for ten thousand dollars you can kiss my wife's tits."
At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of desire hang free at last. Our man takes one in each hand, and proceeds to rub his face against them in total ecstasy. This goes on for several minutes, until the husband gets annoyed. "Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he growls.
"I can't," replies our awe-struck hero, still nuzzling away.
"Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry now.
"I don't have ten thousand dollars."
Posted by: COMEDYMAN Aug 30 2005, 10:04 AM
Posted by: Hot mama Aug 30 2005, 10:52 AM
very good really liked them 
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 30 2005, 11:24 AM
those are good! I should try the $10,000 one lol
Posted by: juicy_DD Aug 30 2005, 03:53 PM
he he
Posted by: Narazbad Aug 31 2005, 02:31 AM
So one day a guy is walking down the street and he spots this girl. Now this isnt any ordinary female, this is a prime specimen. beautiful, 5'9" with 4 foot long legs it seems. beautiful, perfectly formed face, great tight ass, long smooth legs, tight firm stomach, and the best boobs the guy has ever seen in his life. Right then and there he makes up his mind. "I have got to get those tits!"
So the guy follows the girl for a few moments and suddenly taps her on the shoulder, making her jump into the air a few inches and turn around, ready to slap someone. "Excuse me miss...im sorry for this interruption but i must say..you have the absolute BEST breasts ive ever seen in my life! i must bite them...may i please?"
The girl, of course, freaks out and is about ready to deck the guy, but keeps herself under control. "NO! ABSOLUTLEY NOT! Why on EARTH would i let you bite my breasts?"
"Well, i have this thing. Every time i see a good pair of breasts, i have to bite them. i am willing to pay you 10 dollars for it."
"no! absolutley not!" the chick runs away down the corner trying to get away from him.
The guy follows her and catches up to her yelling as he runs down the street "100 dollars!" "NO!"
she rounds a corner and he bursts into speed and catches up with her, cutting her off. "please, il give you 1,000 dollars. im begging ma'am"
"no!" she leaves again and runs into an alley, trying to avoid him.
Unfortunatley, it seems to be a dead end. He corners her and says "Il give you $10,000 to do it. im begging you ma'am, please!!"
the lady sits there and contemplates. its her body, and she would feel like a whore for doing it, but she could really use the money. Finally, after several long moments of contemplation, she decides to let the guy do it. she takes him farther back into the alleyway and unbuttons her blouse, revealing the most beautiful set of breasts known on gods green earth. the mans jaw drops to the floor and he immediatley starts squeezing, licking, sucking, pulling, rubbing, kissing, and groping her. after several minutes of the man doing everything BUT biting her chest, the woman starts to get agrivated.
"Are you going to bite my breasts or not!?"
"HELL NO! its too expensive!"
Posted by: day4ferris Aug 31 2005, 08:41 AM
A flat-chested woman was delighted when her Fairy Godmother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man said, "Pardon" to her. She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said, "Pardon Me. " Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic. The next day she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She was in seventh heaven! She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter who bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior." The next day the headline in the local newspaper read, "Chinese Waiter Crushed in Freak Accident!"
Posted by: day4ferris Aug 31 2005, 08:43 AM
Three babies were playing together at daycare. "I hate my dinner," declared the oldest. "Each night it's the same thing - string beans. I hate string beans." "You think you have it bad," said next oldest. "For me it's always mashed peas. I hate peas." "You guys have it lucky," the youngest said. "I have to share a tit with a man that smokes Havana cigars."
Posted by: COMEDYMAN Aug 31 2005, 08:50 AM
90 year old couple are on their wedding night. The old woman comes out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a see through nightie.
" I have to warn you" , she told the old man, " I have acute angina"
The old man looked at her and said " Well thats great because your tits are UGLY AS HELL!!!!"
I would be remiss if I didn't add a joke here!!!! 
Posted by: day4ferris Sep 1 2005, 04:25 PM
Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says..."Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got !"
Posted by: day4ferris Sep 1 2005, 04:27 PM
The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to come out with a bra for over-endowed women. It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra"... It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.
Posted by: day4ferris Sep 2 2005, 09:21 AM
Hope everyone enjoys...
Posted by: closeup Sep 2 2005, 10:39 PM
Not really a breast joke: Why can't Smokey the Bears' wife get pregnant? Every time she gets hot, he throws sand on her and beats her with his shovel.
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 2 2005, 10:45 PM
Oh I get it... I get jokes!
Posted by: Puppet Sep 5 2005, 11:58 AM
hahahah good stuff!
Posted by: closeup Sep 5 2005, 12:25 PM
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because another pair of tits could eaisly fit there.
Posted by: Puppet Sep 5 2005, 12:26 PM
you Wise cracka!
Posted by: day4ferris Sep 6 2005, 09:00 AM
Another.
Posted by: clincar Sep 6 2005, 09:09 AM
So far so good!! Keep em coming
Posted by: clincar Sep 6 2005, 09:13 AM
Like a bit of fun!!! I wonder where you can buy a pair of these!!
Posted by: clincar Sep 6 2005, 09:15 AM
Here's another one worth a giggle....sorry chaps!!!
Posted by: Vlad Sep 7 2005, 01:21 AM
I only know 1 seeing as some of the others I knew have already been posted.
Do you know what the little bumps around the areola are for?
They're braille for "lick here"
Posted by: Vlad Sep 7 2005, 01:29 AM
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Posted by: day4ferris Sep 7 2005, 08:33 AM
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Posted by: clincar Sep 7 2005, 06:42 PM
That's a good one!!
Posted by: clincar Sep 7 2005, 06:44 PM
!!!!!
Posted by: day4ferris Sep 7 2005, 10:21 PM
Great news for girl watchers: Ogling women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered.
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout," declared gerontologist Dr. Franz Epping.
Dr. Epping and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so.
The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Epping. "There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half."
Dr. Epping suggested that men over the age of 40 spend at least 10 minutes a day looking at breasts sized "D-cup" or greater. "We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
Dr. Epping says he would advise U.S. males to watch "jiggle" shows on TV, rent low-budget women-in-prison movies and peruse men's magazines such as Playboy as often as possible.
The expert also listed several bosomy celebs whose headlights were most likely to yield a beneficial health effect. These amply endowed "angels of mercy" include Dolly Parton, Heather Locklear, Anna Nicole Smith and Demi Moore.
Posted by: closeup Sep 7 2005, 10:33 PM
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout," declared gerontologist Dr. Franz Epping.
Dr. Epping and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so.
The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Epping. "There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half."
Dr. Epping suggested that men over the age of 40 spend at least 10 minutes a day looking at breasts sized "D-cup" or greater. "We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
Dr. Epping says he would advise U.S. males to watch "jiggle" shows on TV, rent low-budget women-in-prison movies and peruse men's magazines such as Playboy as often as possible.
The expert also listed several bosomy celebs whose headlights were most likely to yield a beneficial health effect. These amply endowed "angels of mercy" include Dolly Parton, Heather Locklear, Anna Nicole Smith and Demi Moore.
Was this article before or after the one about all the benifits of swallowing sperm. Dr Epping says that if spread liberally over a woman's breasts, they will increase by one whole cup size. More research is need to prove this theory, however.
Posted by: day4ferris Sep 11 2005, 10:54 PM
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Posted by: Puppet Sep 11 2005, 11:16 PM
hahahahaha.. Susssed no bundgy jumping for you
Posted by: day4ferris Sep 14 2005, 08:38 AM
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Posted by: closeup Sep 24 2005, 05:01 PM
A short guide to Malespeak:
"I'm a romantic."= "I'm poor."
"I want a commitment."= "I'm sick of jerking off."
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"= "Nice tits."
"I have something important to tell you.:= "Get tested."
"I've been thinking alot."= You're not as attractiveas you were when I was drunk."
"I've learned alot from you."= "Next!"
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 24 2005, 05:56 PM
"I'm a romantic."= "I'm poor."
"I want a commitment."= "I'm sick of jerking off."
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"= "Nice tits."
"I have something important to tell you.:= "Get tested."
"I've been thinking alot."= You're not as attractiveas you were when I was drunk."
"I've learned alot from you."= "Next!"
closeup that was cool
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 24 2005, 06:39 PM
that was a nice one
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 24 2005, 06:42 PM
thats a good one
Posted by: closeup Sep 26 2005, 11:08 PM
A woman was in her physician's office when she suddenly asked him to kiss her. Once more he refused, explaning that as a doctor he simply could not. After another fifteen minutes passed, the woman begged him again. "Look I'm sorry, I just can't kiss you, In fact," he sighed, "I probably shouldn't even be fucking you."
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 27 2005, 06:21 AM
very good I like that one
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 27 2005, 08:05 AM
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Posted by: Hot mama Sep 27 2005, 08:10 AM
I hope you all like them my uncle sent them to me!!!
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 27 2005, 08:11 AM
I have more that he sent and I will look for them
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 27 2005, 08:31 AM
DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG...
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
HUSBAND: "I guess so."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "Shit."
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 27 2005, 08:34 AM
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Posted by: Hot mama Sep 27 2005, 08:35 AM
LOVE MAKING FOR SENIORS
1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in
bed with you.
2. Set timer for 2 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the
bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
10. Don't even think about trying it twice!
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 27 2005, 08:37 AM
Morning sex???????
John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he
turned over to his wife's side of the bed.
His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and
she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the
kitchen.Afraid that he might spoil things by getting
up, John called his little boy into the room and asked
him to take this note to your beautiful Mommy."
The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.
Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked
her son to take this to Daddy.
Her note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.
John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply.
Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in
the kitchen."
His note read:
The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.
Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to" take this to the poor dude upstairs."
Her note read:
I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
Do It By Hand !
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 27 2005, 08:43 AM
I hope you all like them as much as i did
Posted by: closeup Sep 27 2005, 10:08 AM
Those were great, Mama. I liked the droopping tits one the most!
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 27 2005, 10:47 AM
thanks
I did not know if anyone would like them
Posted by: countryboykalamazoo Sep 27 2005, 11:42 AM
Dinner conversation went bad is hysterical, be a lot funnier if someone could reassure me that it actually never happened, almost sounds like something one of my friends would do
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 27 2005, 11:44 AM
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Posted by: boobs rocks Sep 27 2005, 11:47 AM
Dinner conversation and the pierced cow were hilarious!
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 27 2005, 11:48 AM
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down, and his fly wide open. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."
He zipped up and finished his shopping, and remembering what the cashier had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door."
He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 27 2005, 11:48 AM
I'm happy you like
Posted by: clincar Sep 27 2005, 05:30 PM
"I'm a romantic."= "I'm poor."
"I want a commitment."= "I'm sick of jerking off."
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"= "Nice tits."
"I have something important to tell you.:= "Get tested."
"I've been thinking alot."= You're not as attractiveas you were when I was drunk."
"I've learned alot from you."= "Next!"
Posted by: clincar Sep 27 2005, 05:31 PM
Posted by: clincar Sep 27 2005, 05:31 PM
That is so true!!! Does my bum look big in this!!!
Posted by: clincar Sep 27 2005, 05:32 PM
Posted by: clincar Sep 27 2005, 05:33 PM
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
HUSBAND: "I guess so."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "Shit."
I like that one!!!
Posted by: clincar Sep 27 2005, 05:34 PM
1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in
bed with you.
2. Set timer for 2 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the
bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
10. Don't even think about trying it twice!
Posted by: clincar Sep 27 2005, 05:34 PM
John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he
turned over to his wife's side of the bed.
His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and
she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the
kitchen.Afraid that he might spoil things by getting
up, John called his little boy into the room and asked
him to take this note to your beautiful Mommy."
The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.
Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked
her son to take this to Daddy.
Her note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.
John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply.
Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in
the kitchen."
His note read:
The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.
Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to" take this to the poor dude upstairs."
Her note read:
I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
Do It By Hand !
That's probably the best so far!!
Posted by: clincar Sep 27 2005, 05:35 PM
A hunter was hospitalized with serious injuries today
at a local hospital. Doctors removed 47 large splinters
from his penis. No one really knows how this happened
but he was found under this tree.
I saw you smile!!!
That's a good one and yes I did smile!!!
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 28 2005, 07:14 AM
happy you like
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 28 2005, 07:14 AM
i like that one the most
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 28 2005, 02:13 PM
what did one saggy boob say to the other?
we better get some support around here or we're gonna be nuts.
Posted by: clincar Sep 28 2005, 04:57 PM
we better get some support around here or we're gonna be nuts.
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 30 2005, 06:44 AM
we better get some support around here or we're gonna be nuts.
that was a good one
Posted by: closeup Nov 8 2005, 09:12 PM
Two sperm are swimming thru a womans' body. One looks over at the other and says, "Man, I'm getting tired. How much further is it to the uterus? "Uterus?", the other one says, "we haven't even passed the esophagus.
Posted by: Hot mama Nov 8 2005, 10:57 PM
that was good
Posted by: 7mary3 Nov 9 2005, 01:12 PM
Okay, not a breast joke but it is one of my favorites.
Two lesiban frogs were sitting on a lilly pad. One turned to the other and said...you know...it's true what they say...
We do taste like chicken
Posted by: Hot mama Nov 15 2005, 11:12 AM
Two lesiban frogs were sitting on a lilly pad. One turned to the other and said...you know...it's true what they say...
We do taste like chicken
that was a good one
Posted by: closeup Nov 30 2005, 06:13 PM
Two strangers are sitting at a bar, watching the 11 O'clock news. There's a guy on top of a skyscraper threatening to jump. The first guy says, "I'll bet you ten bucks he jumps." The other guy says, "Sure, I'll take that bet" They watch for a couple of more minutes and sure enough, the man jumps. As the second guy reaches for his wallet, the first says, "Put away your money, I saw him jump earlier on the 6 O'clock news." No, take it," the second guy says, "I saw him jump at 6 O'clock, too, but I never thought he'd do it again."
Posted by: boingo99 Dec 8 2005, 09:20 PM
Breast joke or blonde joke? You decide:
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today,
and all the other kids could only count to four, but I
counted to 10 See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she
yelled, "we were saying the
alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it
to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes,
it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy,"she
yelled, "we were in gym class
today, and when we showered, all the other girls had
flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank
top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24."
Posted by: closeup Dec 8 2005, 10:02 PM
I like it! Let's keep this thread alive.
Posted by: chi619 Dec 11 2005, 09:40 PM
Why do women talk twice as much as men do, and men think twice as much as women do?
-- Because women have four lips, and men have two heads.
Posted by: COMEDYMAN Dec 11 2005, 09:43 PM
-- Because women have four lips, and men have two heads.
wow first time a joke gave me wood
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