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Posted by: jrock8 Aug 4 2005, 10:19 PM

Alright, you don't have to include names...

but what is the worst/weirdest PM you have ever received on here? i'm guessing most of them come from guys that aren't around the forums... i'm just curious to hear how fucked up/sad some people can be...

Posted by: HotJ Aug 4 2005, 10:27 PM

nice topic jrock...i've probably deleted most of them, but i'll see what i can find

Posted by: HotJ Aug 4 2005, 10:28 PM

ok, that didn't take long...here's one:


you tkae all your pics yourslef thats hot lol you msut really be into taking pics you ahve alotof them. are we ever gonna get and pics of you in a teddy or leggs shots weve seen those boobs lets see some more i lvoe your bra shots you ahve some hot lace going on guys must flip when tehy see you topless what do they say do jaws jsut dropp

Posted by: paybarraman Aug 4 2005, 10:42 PM

sorry HotJ, guess I was drunker than I thought when I wrote that......

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 4 2005, 11:44 PM

lol...good thing i dont pm much...nice avatar again, jrock

Posted by: juicy_DD Aug 5 2005, 12:47 AM

best not to say ha ha

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 5 2005, 12:51 AM

c'mon.... say it!

(i would say "spit it out"... but we already know you don't do that )

Posted by: juicy_DD Aug 5 2005, 01:06 AM

oooooo get you.....

best to protect the innocent!....

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 5 2005, 03:31 AM

who on this site is innocent?

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Aug 5 2005, 05:48 AM

yea really NAz i dont care post some of the PMs I have left ya girls

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 5 2005, 08:42 AM

I smell a weirdo PM'er! haha jk

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 6 2005, 04:13 AM

shit! i just smell a wierdo!

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 8 2005, 02:56 AM

Maybe a shower would help Narazbad?

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 8 2005, 11:30 AM

damn....gotta check those open doors..huh/

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 9 2005, 02:43 AM

You sure do! HAHA

I usually read any post over 2 or 3 times to make sure I have covered every angle possible

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 9 2005, 04:36 AM

yet i still sneak in from behind to kick you in the ass

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 9 2005, 11:08 AM

oh come on naraz... after all that talk and you leave this post?! i can't... it's just too easy...

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 9 2005, 02:38 PM

i left that one open on purpouse i was waiting to see who would catch it

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 11 2005, 12:14 AM

alright, tryin' to revive this one...

other than hotj, any of you other girls received messed up PM's?

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 11 2005, 04:22 AM

Too bad... im de-railing this thread again! haha

Posted by: paybarraman Aug 11 2005, 07:01 AM

Pretty much all my PM's to the ladies are a bit left of center...........





Cause that's the direction my dick points when I'm hard.........left of center......HA!!!!!!

Posted by: HotJ Aug 11 2005, 07:33 AM

I have some penis pic PMs, but for the sake of you guys...I"ll refrain from posting them!

Posted by: paybarraman Aug 11 2005, 07:34 AM

Thanks J,

My dicks been all over these boards already.....

Posted by: juicy_DD Aug 11 2005, 11:03 AM

I have cock shots aswell!!

Posted by: paybarraman Aug 11 2005, 12:50 PM

Shhhhhhhh!!!!! Nobody's supposed to know I sent you those!!!!!!!

Posted by: Brandy Aug 12 2005, 09:51 AM

This may be slightly off topic because it didn't happen on this site. On another site I used to post on, I once got a private message from a guy who was into "golden showers" He went into explicit detail about what he wanted me to do to him and what he wanted to do to me. YIKES!!!!! It was disgusting!!! I politely messaged him back and said I wasn't into that. He said fine. Never heard from him again.

Posted by: paybarraman Aug 12 2005, 11:50 AM

I'll never understand why anyone would want to pee on your lucious body, Brandy....

Dont get it, never will......

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 12 2005, 12:18 PM

...unless it's johnfreak peeing on kiana's leg...

(making random thread connections... )

Posted by: paybarraman Aug 12 2005, 12:19 PM

And I thought I was the oddball

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 12 2005, 04:00 PM

i was halfway thinking of that too...

Posted by: sweetnsexy Aug 12 2005, 09:05 PM

Have had many variations on a theme which most girls will be familiar with (and probably written by some of our rougish gentlemen visitors here!!), but this one was fairly succinct!

"ya my gf is gonna fuck you over with her virgin strap on while you suck me hard"

Posted by: Mezrein Aug 12 2005, 09:27 PM

sooo.. orignal...

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 12 2005, 09:34 PM

i guess it's better than having her suck on the strap-on though, right?

Posted by: Mezrein Aug 12 2005, 09:41 PM

har har har.

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 13 2005, 12:39 AM

lol nice avatar mez
everyone gets a custom avatar but me! maybe i should ask vixen for one...

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 13 2005, 12:49 AM

i could write "narazbad" down my wang for you if you want...

oh wait, that's right... not a chance in hell, sorry dude

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 13 2005, 01:11 AM

i think your a little too small for my name to fit

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 13 2005, 01:15 AM

i'm not saying i am, i'm not saying i'm not... i'm just very curious as to why you're hiding in the bushes outside some random guys place


(and i thought you said you liked my "one eyed freak" ahh, i love the random connections)

Posted by: lookinatjugs Aug 13 2005, 03:02 AM

Dude...i want an avatar like that too!...lol

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 14 2005, 03:23 AM

I like the cross-thread reference! One for those who scour all the boards

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 15 2005, 01:01 PM

I would like to say i get weird pm's from the hot girls on this site requesting all sorts of weird fetish stuff, but sadly that isn't so.

I have gotten weird pm's from guys who thought I was the girl in my old avatar wanting to "get to know me" better, but I think I deleted those. Needless to say, when I informed them that I was a dude, I never heard from them again lol.

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 15 2005, 08:46 PM

lmao... what a coincidence, i have several pm's from girls who thought i was hotj and thought i had fantastic boobs...

apparently there are more than several bi-curious women on this site... who knew?

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 16 2005, 01:15 AM

More likely men posing as women chasing a woman that was a man.... oldest trick in the book!

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 16 2005, 01:19 AM

wait, what are you saying again mr. (or is it ms.) "my name is bondi, just look at my boobs"

(i really hope everyone fully appreciates both the irony and sarcasm of that)

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 16 2005, 01:24 AM

Im afraid u have lost me in several directions

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 16 2005, 01:26 AM

don't worry... we'll chalk it up to your mind not working so well after spending the last few minutes ogling boobs

...or maybe it's b/c you're on the underside of the world so you're always upside down

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 16 2005, 01:27 AM

you guys make it so damned hard to read the forums...

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 16 2005, 01:30 AM

Your reading the what now? haha

Jrock... what I meant is that dont be suprised that if those 'women' you PM'd you thinking u were a lady, weren't really men themselves. Some sick dudes pose as ladies, chat to ladies in a bi sexual/lesbian way and get their kicks! U Dig?

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 16 2005, 01:32 AM

yeah...you know how much lesbianisim turns guys on....ive also had it before where a guy talked to me online, acting as a girl, and tried getting with me like that....scary shit man

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 16 2005, 01:32 AM

yeah, i get it... it was just that you gave that explanation, but anyone you send a message to has the first impression being the pic of hotj's boobs w/your name on them so they might think you're doing the same thing...

...the irony/sarcasm came from the fact that i was the first one to have such an emoticon...

goddamit... fuck it!... let's go back to the boobies!!

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 16 2005, 01:36 AM

fuck it... boobies! boobies! boobies!

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 16 2005, 11:46 AM

i've always wondered that too! if u aussies are on the bottom of the world, how come u don't fall off?

Posted by: paybarraman Aug 16 2005, 01:56 PM

Boobies??? What are they????




*****AHHHHHHHH!!!! Paybarraman has finally lost it!!! He's been sooo long without actually looking at or touching or fondling a real breast for real that he's forgotten what they are!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.....SOMEONE HELP THIS POOR BASTARD!!!!!*****

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 16 2005, 02:43 PM

uhhhh.....no

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 17 2005, 02:29 AM

Havent you ever pondered the fact that it is the Aussies who are actually on top of the world and it is you guys more toward the bottom?

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 17 2005, 02:42 AM

look at space dude...were on top

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 17 2005, 03:09 AM

Well that just proves the aliens will attack you first!

Oh and tell Gnappy the reason we dont fall of is a little thing called Gravity!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 17 2005, 03:22 AM

lol...yay for aliens....they are funny

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 17 2005, 03:24 AM

You being a nerd would be right into that shit right?

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 17 2005, 03:30 AM

absolutely....i am a fuckin nerd man...*cough* does that turn any of you girls on? *cough*

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 17 2005, 10:30 AM

whoa man, yer freakin me out!

Posted by: Kiana Aug 17 2005, 01:06 PM

I like being on the bottom! Oh wait, wrong subject...

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 17 2005, 01:16 PM

who cares if you're in the wrong thread... that's always good to know

Posted by: Kiana Aug 17 2005, 01:24 PM

Although, I like being on top, and in front, and against the wall, and...

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 17 2005, 01:28 PM

lol

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 17 2005, 04:39 PM

hehehehe....sounds fun kia!

Posted by: Kiana Aug 17 2005, 04:51 PM

Oh, it is

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 17 2005, 04:52 PM

SOOOoooooo....you like nerds kia?

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 17 2005, 04:55 PM

*pin drop*

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 17 2005, 05:03 PM

yup...lol

Posted by: Kiana Aug 17 2005, 05:12 PM

What kind of nerd? There are many degrees of nerd LOL

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 17 2005, 06:31 PM

figuring out what degree of nerd u were used to be time consuming and difficult.
Not anymore thanks to the nerd test!
http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php

see how nerdy or cool (yeah right) u are.

I scored:
87% scored higher (more nerdy), and
13% scored lower (less nerdy).
"Not nerdy, but then again maybe not all that cool either."
which is probably about bang on lol.

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 17 2005, 06:43 PM

remind me to take that when i get home after work tonight....

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 17 2005, 07:02 PM

umm, you took a nerd test... i think that means, by default that you scored 100% more nerdy

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 17 2005, 07:16 PM

well then, i also took the large penis test

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 17 2005, 07:19 PM

different rules... in that case, if you needed to take a test, that means you don't have a big one... if you did, you would know...

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 17 2005, 07:22 PM

oh who am i kidding, it's true, it's all true!

now where did i put my klingon dictionary

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 18 2005, 12:45 AM

....i have one of those......

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 18 2005, 04:19 AM

Kiana has her first cross thread reference! welcome hun!!!

Posted by: paybarraman Aug 18 2005, 06:47 AM

84% higher - more nerdy
16% lower - less nerdy
Not quite a nerd, but not all that cool either.....


And no Jrock......I did NOT take the penis test.....

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 18 2005, 07:44 AM

i scored 97% higher,

3% lower.... guess Im not much of a nerd huh?

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 18 2005, 11:48 AM

hmmm....well apparently the test is not very accurate

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 19 2005, 03:34 AM

OUCH!... Low Blow!

I have nothing in way of a comeback because your Kiana avatar has me hypnotised!

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Aug 19 2005, 08:17 AM

Im a sorta nerd.... I like nerdy things... Star Trek, comics, Puter games
Took the test
Your Score Summary

Overall, you scored as follows:
52% scored higher (more nerdy), and
48% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Somewhat nerdy. I mean face it, you are nerdier than about half the test takers.




no big dick tho I mean girls have told me It just fine.. but girls say "its just fine" if they get a fucked up Christmas gift too and dont wanna be mean

Posted by: paybarraman Aug 19 2005, 08:40 AM

Same thing when girls say "Oh.....that's all right....the size doesn't matter as long as you know how to use it....." **coughs "BULLSHIT!" coughs**

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 19 2005, 11:44 AM

haha, yer a funny shit tho, that lowers the nerd factor instantly.

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 21 2005, 04:55 AM

hey..i like star trek too!! but im also a fucking metal head like a mother fucker...i just about broke my ass at fucking dope and mushroomhead, right after i fucking was at disturbed all night last night! muwahahahaha

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 21 2005, 05:13 AM

I may get a nerd bashing but I think Star Trek, Star Wars etc suck!

Posted by: Kiana Aug 21 2005, 10:29 AM

I second that....they SUCK!!!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 21 2005, 03:32 PM

AY!!!! they dun suck....

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 22 2005, 12:58 AM

Naraz you heard the sexy lady... they suck!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 22 2005, 03:31 AM

*grumbles* no one likes what i like.....grumble grumble grumble.....atleast my girls still like me.....

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 22 2005, 03:36 AM

They do?

haha just kiddin

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 22 2005, 03:38 AM

i just found out about one of them that likes me more than i thought today.....and i found out i like her a little (ok, lot) more than i thought i did....things happen alot really wierd to me..

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 22 2005, 03:43 AM

are we talking girls you know or girls on RMM?

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 22 2005, 03:49 AM

girls i know

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 22 2005, 03:52 AM

ah good work!

someone's gonna get laid

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 22 2005, 03:53 AM

err...not really...........kinda would be a bad idea in this situation

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 22 2005, 03:58 AM

OK i am obviously not up to speed on this girl but f she is good looking and willing.... go for it!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 22 2005, 04:00 AM

well dude..this girl ive known a long time and our relationship is way too close to get like that...and i care about her way too much to do that with her...it wouldnt be right...i couldnt take that from someone, especially someone i care about that much...

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 22 2005, 04:02 AM

God you are going soft! haha

Well do the right thing and wine and dine her BEFORE you 69 her!

Posted by: clincar Aug 23 2005, 06:15 AM

Trust me! You'd spoil it if you got all hot and wet on her.... Can't a man have a close girlfriend nowadays or does it always have to involve sex, sex and more sex!!!

I know I prefer the latter

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 24 2005, 03:06 AM

I have some great friends who are females

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 24 2005, 03:09 AM

most of my closest friends are females honestly

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 24 2005, 03:42 AM

Oh yeah.. I believe you!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 24 2005, 03:42 AM

thaaanks...i dont know what kind of insult that is but i know it is one...

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 24 2005, 03:45 AM

and thats all you need to know!

Its a friendly insult though!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 24 2005, 03:52 AM

there is such a thing? o.O

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 24 2005, 01:54 PM

what ya gotta do is tell her what u just typed here. She'll love how sensitive u are, and most likely she'll be the one suggesting you knock boots.










Oh yeah, make sure she's good and drunk too. That never hurts.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2005, 12:28 AM

straight from gnappy's love school!

Get them drunk, and then, get them more drunk! haha

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 25 2005, 12:49 AM

hehe...good thing i would never do that to her...wont let my girls get alcohol if i can avoid it

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 25 2005, 01:55 PM

I see you've taken the Advanced Course

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 25 2005, 01:57 PM

how did you know???

Posted by: sussed2 Aug 25 2005, 02:05 PM

Oh dear.....

*sigh*

boys!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 25 2005, 02:16 PM

i know i know...were terrible

Posted by: paybarraman Aug 26 2005, 08:30 AM

Ohhhhh Naraz.......I think you're me when I was 19......

I had lots of Girl friends but no girlfriends.......they loved my understanding and how I listened, and how I gave such good advice.........

And how they ALL thought of me "....almost like a brother....."

It sucks when you get hung with the "Nice Guy" label........I had it for years. Fuck who am I kiddin', I still got it....like a motherfucking albatross around my neck.....
Dude....I feel your pain.....

And ladies you all know what I mean, you all say you want a nice guy, but only go after the bad boys.....

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 26 2005, 10:37 AM

that is so damn true!
I'm married so I was able to fool one woman lol.

but take for instance my sister-in-law, complains she can't find a good man. But who does she try to pick up? Pro Athletes and married guys. LOL go figure

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 26 2005, 08:31 PM

its True girls do go for the bad guy! I used to be all proper around girls I had a thing for and it never got me anywhere so I applied the "fuck everything, Im a bad mother fucker and if you like me well we'll talk but otherwise, whatever" and it worked like a charm!

Either that or the study of Gnappy's advanced course?

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 26 2005, 11:18 PM

oye...yeah i know what your all talking about...i am the nice guy. im always the brother. im always the friend. but im never the boyfriend. *sigh* sucks..

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 29 2005, 03:38 AM

its time to be a bad ass like that dude in your avatar!

Posted by: Narazbad Aug 30 2005, 12:52 AM

eh..me and badass dont go very well together buddy...*shrug* just doesnt work...but i did chase down the fucker who shot me in the eye...he ran like a scared little bitch

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 30 2005, 05:22 AM

thats the spirit!

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 2 2005, 01:08 AM

*yawns* meh..hes a fucking dick...supposed best friend.....karmas a bitch tho

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 2 2005, 08:21 AM

I continually try and put a positive spin on things but at times your life has been kinda fucked

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 3 2005, 01:38 AM

could always be worse tho, i always keep that in mind. only reason im still alive honestly

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 3 2005, 01:48 AM

I hope u have both your balls seriously!!! haha

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 3 2005, 11:15 PM

o.O whaat? yeah..of course i have both of my balls...why wouldnt i??

Posted by: Puppet Sep 5 2005, 11:39 AM

Noooo body pm's mee.....

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 6 2005, 01:22 AM

sooomebody was gone for 2 months

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 6 2005, 03:30 AM

well u seem to be missing alot of other paired items

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 6 2005, 04:05 AM

alot??? like what?!? i can only think of one...

Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 6 2005, 08:25 AM

So...why do trousers/pants get called 'a pair' when there's only one...

Posted by: clincar Sep 6 2005, 09:25 AM

Good point Sweets! Some one will know the answer for sure

Posted by: sussed2 Sep 6 2005, 09:26 AM

Is there a way to turn off the email notification every time you get a pm????

help

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Sep 6 2005, 09:30 AM

on your "my Controls" there is an EMAIL settings... you can shut it off there

Posted by: sussed2 Sep 6 2005, 09:34 AM

THANK YOU !!!!!!!!

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Sep 6 2005, 09:35 AM

<---- Mr solution they call me

Posted by: clincar Sep 6 2005, 05:51 PM

You certainly are!!!

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 6 2005, 06:09 PM

well I could provide the answer, but I'll refrain given the cold response my ape/man evolutionary post received lol

Posted by: clincar Sep 6 2005, 06:12 PM

Something to do with 2 legs!!! Making a pair!!!

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 7 2005, 02:28 AM

but...i have three........so wouldnt that make it a triplet?

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2005, 01:40 AM

Trousers a called a pair because they indeed have to legs to them

Narazbad... those who brag about their 'manhoods' often have the least to brag about! haha... its like the sportscar syndrome... do u drive a sportscar?

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Sep 9 2005, 08:12 AM

Wow lotta folks using personal messenger this morning

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 9 2005, 11:48 AM

yeah all the girls telling me to quit fucking messenging them!

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 10 2005, 01:32 AM

no i dont have a sports car...i have a big ass truck!! remember..im texan!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 10 2005, 11:51 PM

Do you have bullhorns on the front grill and a racist bumper sticker? haha just kiddin dude...

I love how Americans call Utilities, trucks!

Posted by: Puppet Sep 11 2005, 12:49 PM

Wooohooo I LOVE KARMA

I have done so much bad shit.. at least 2 times a week something fucked up happens to me.. I just accept it and laugh cuz I knowwww it has alot of catching up to do in a short amount of time... but ultimately Ill have won! In fact ill probably get popped again this week for this post! mwahahah!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 12 2005, 02:35 AM

that realy is a forum whore statement, it has fuck all to do with this thread

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 20 2006, 01:23 AM

Ok so yeah, I am bored.... but this was a great thread idea.

I am sure alot of the newer members gracing the boards have some great ones.... please share!

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 20 2006, 11:26 AM

I'd like to hear some too...no need to use names. Don't want to incriminate anyone (stevieboy, josh22).

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 21 2006, 01:24 AM

Oh boy I bet the have sent out some crazy funny messages

Posted by: closeup Jul 29 2007, 03:09 PM

Here's a topic that's worth another go-round. Read the first post to see what it's for.

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 29 2007, 11:43 PM

look forward to some new stories

Posted by: misschickie Jul 30 2007, 12:32 AM

I don't know if i want to be specific, cuz that would really embarrass 3D (jk) but i remember one a while ago from someone who wanted me to pm him a pic of me with a stiletto heel in my VA-J-J. Now, I don't mind the kinky...i encourage the kinky, but he was demanding it, and that was just rude!

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 30 2007, 12:50 AM

We need names!

Posted by: misschickie Jul 30 2007, 12:53 AM

NFW!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 30 2007, 12:57 AM

PM?

Posted by: misschickie Jul 30 2007, 01:00 AM

that would totally betray Gnappy's confidence...oops

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 30 2007, 01:03 AM

ahhhhhhh gotcha

Posted by: phoenix Jul 30 2007, 04:22 AM

Well, who always puts their foot in it ?? ( Now you can name names!)

Posted by: ddd35 Jul 30 2007, 09:23 AM

I was worried for a moment thanks for getting me off the hook babe .

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 30 2007, 09:47 AM

good save!



I guess 3d was a member here earlier than I thought


oooh that sounds hot.





never heard of him. did he just join?

Posted by: SKULLZ0MBIE Jul 30 2007, 09:46 PM

lol, only in RMM where you can read some of the wildest and craziest stories around
never boring around here

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 31 2007, 01:44 AM

He lurked a long time back it would seem!

Posted by: ddd35 Jul 31 2007, 08:56 AM

I was just as surprised as you ...

Posted by: phoenix Aug 1 2007, 08:27 AM

Thats how he learned his trade!

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 1 2007, 03:12 PM

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 2 2007, 03:40 AM

Move over 3d... we have a new "easy joke target" on the boards!

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 2 2007, 09:14 AM

Ill stand over here now

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 2 2007, 11:14 AM

I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 2 2007, 12:55 PM

imagine that ...

Posted by: phoenix Aug 2 2007, 03:15 PM

The biter gets bit!

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 2 2007, 08:09 PM

Great minds it would seem

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 3 2007, 01:22 PM

It would seem that that way EH ?

Posted by: phoenix Aug 5 2007, 03:47 AM

Who,s flattering who?

Posted by: baby21 Aug 5 2007, 05:45 AM

Aww chickie's fun!! I get those kind of PMs, from guys who I know don't know that I used to post and send back...

"I'm a man... still want to see my pics?"

Sorry if I've pulled this stunt on anyone... but I've got to get my laughs in some how...

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 7 2007, 09:00 AM

shazam ...

Posted by: misschickie Aug 7 2007, 11:01 PM

lol...that might have been exciting news to some!

Posted by: baby21 Aug 8 2007, 02:27 AM

Yeeeah... it did seem to have the opposite effect I had intended on a couple of people...

Posted by: misschickie Aug 8 2007, 02:52 AM

3D?

Posted by: baby21 Aug 8 2007, 03:46 AM

Naah I'm too young for 3D!! It was more along the lines of -cough- gnappy -cough- He sure got excited!

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 8 2007, 10:36 AM

hell he gets excited at the crack of dawn ....

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 8 2007, 10:43 AM

thanks for thinking of me chickie ...

Posted by: baby21 Aug 8 2007, 12:25 PM

I think he mite need counseling... I mean between this and the granny panties... this guy has got issues!!

Posted by: phoenix Aug 8 2007, 01:16 PM

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 8 2007, 02:13 PM

Its a strong possibility ..

Posted by: misschickie Aug 8 2007, 06:31 PM

of course...that freak!



omg...that was hilarious!!!!



always thinking of ya!



i think he is flies the "beggars can't be choosers" flag.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 9 2007, 01:18 AM

Have u seen Dawn's crack??

Posted by: phoenix Aug 9 2007, 07:18 AM

He said " he cracked it".

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 9 2007, 08:51 AM

yeah I got my one good one for the yr ...


and thanks Chickie you made my day

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 9 2007, 02:34 PM

Uh No ,,

Posted by: baby21 Aug 9 2007, 08:49 PM

Am I missing something here?

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 10 2007, 12:41 AM

3d said Gnappy gets hard at the crack of dawn....

I said, have yu seen Dawn's crack?

Posted by: baby21 Aug 10 2007, 02:55 AM

I'm being blonde!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 10 2007, 03:51 AM

Dawn= a ladies name
Crack= her pussy

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 10 2007, 09:31 AM

nothing wrong with having a blonde moment ..

Posted by: baby21 Aug 10 2007, 12:27 PM

Bondi!! You're too patient. Now it's not even funny because my dumb ass needed it broken down... well, I mean.. it's hilarious for me know. You're such a fox.

Posted by: phoenix Aug 10 2007, 01:33 PM

Or two !

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 10 2007, 05:53 PM

Only patient with the beautiful people

Posted by: baby21 Aug 11 2007, 04:11 AM

I guess it's my lucky day!?

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 11 2007, 08:37 AM

your always lucky baby

Posted by: phoenix Aug 12 2007, 04:05 AM

Like they say, you make your own luck.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 13 2007, 12:47 AM

Shall I make it even luckier?

Posted by: phoenix Aug 13 2007, 08:54 AM

Posted by: baby21 Aug 13 2007, 04:19 PM

Is that what you said to that little girl last week?

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 14 2007, 08:18 AM

Im sure he did , he is the master .

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 15 2007, 01:41 PM

Yes. right after he strapped her into her car seat.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 17 2007, 01:29 AM

All people are innocent until proven guilty

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 17 2007, 01:41 PM

maybe in your home land ..

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 17 2007, 06:55 PM

Thank god... I'd hate to be guilty until proven innocent

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 17 2007, 06:56 PM

Me too. But you must admit that it'd be a lot easier to get rid of 3d if that were the way it was.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 17 2007, 06:58 PM

Good argument

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 19 2007, 08:35 AM

the american way .

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 20 2007, 11:53 AM

That makes no sense!

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 21 2007, 12:06 AM

It sounds like u expected more?

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 21 2007, 09:42 AM

to some one that has never played with the law , Im sure it doesnt make sense to you , in the american court system your always guilty till you prove yourself innocent , why else would a person have to hire a big time attorney to Defend themselves and proof there not guilty ???? Now BOys be careful here , I have much Knowledge on this subject I have 2 nephews that have tested this fact many times ..

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 21 2007, 01:08 PM

It is sad the stronghold the corrupt, ratings-hungry media have on the opinion of today's society. it's a shame that you are so easily maniuplated as to have the typical opinion of those who are influenced by the media hype. Many people are considered guilty before trial... IN THE MEDIA. The courts go through great, and often time-consuming, measures to assure a just trial where the defendant will be considered innocent by the jury. The jury are the sole judges of the facts which are to be applied and weighted according to the terms of law that the judge gives them. If the DA cannot prove their case, then the defendant is acquited. the burden of proof is upon the AD to prove the defendant guilty, not upon the defendant to prove his innocence.

Thank goodness the media are not the ones who decide the outcomes of trials.

Of course, there are ways to manipulate that system, as no system is perfect. But that's not what we're talking about. You stated that the court systems view defendants as guilty before a fair trial... that simply just is not true.

I am curious to know about your nephews. did they do something wrong and had to hire big expensive attornies in hopes of not getting in trouble, or were they wrongly accused of something?

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 21 2007, 06:48 PM

one was accused of involuntary manslaughter , wrongly for sure as he had air tight alibi , however the DA was up for election , he had some pretty shaky testimony from some less then desirable witnesses , he felt it was a open and shut case , the judge felt it was a open and shut case , the sherriff felt it was open and shut ,, as you say it was up to the courts to decide dont ever think that money and politics dont play a part in things , they shouldnt but they do , my family hired my nephew a attorney that cost $ 25,000. just for a retainer , he set up a ppointment with the DA and in a matter of minutes they were offered a plea bargin to a much lesser charge ,, what does that mean you ask ? the case wasnt nearly as open and shut as they felt , but in the papers , in the court house, on the streets , evrywere you went he had already been tried and found gulity , in a nut shell they went to trial he was aquitted of all charges , now it doesnt work that way evrerywere but there are some not guilty people serving time , if we had let him use a court ordered attorney he would have been in jail for probably no less then 10 yrs for a crime he didnt commit ... But as I said before the american way is to believe the law , the DA, have all the fact to find a person guilty before they arrest him ,therfore the person is guilty . they go to the media with tidbits , so in the publics eye there guilty , I have served on jury duty 2 different times and both times the guy's were guilty without question , however it took days to sit a jury cause to many of us had already made up our minds that they were guilty and after 4 days of people sitting waiting to be picked some would just lie so they could get on the jury , now in Chicago thats probably not a problem cause the population is so large and alot of people dont pay attention to the news but in smaller communities I mean my county has 8000 registered voters we all know everybody and we see and read all the news in the county papers ... it matters alot on the people ... SPend some time in the Cook county court house id bet there are some of the same issues I spoke of ..maybe not .. A large case load here is DUI and the fact is there is a attorney that charges 15000 to represent ya , he has never lost , and in evry case the sherrif and DA have taken and impounded there cars with the intent to sell them as seized cars , again they assume the case is open and shut and once this lawyer walks in things change .. Im not trying to aurgue here Bob its just my experience that tells me its the american way to think a person is guilty until he proves his innocents ..

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 21 2007, 07:08 PM

okay heres homework for ya ,,,proof beyound all doubt the last statement that you made above is true in every case .


let me give ya some cliff notes here , th judge in most case's in the 3 county area that they represent around here graduated 2 yrs behind me in school , he made it clear in the hearing part of this trial that the defendent was guilty , were do you think that was decided at the coffee shop were he and the sherriff and the Da ate breakfast 2 days after the arrest .. it happens allot , sorry to burst your bubble that our legal system is close to perfect but its not , and in the bigger cities like Chicago its even worse cause the court cases are backedup and there isnt the time to prepare , its just easier to find them guilty and move on .. yes they get a trial , but its easier to just plea bargin it down some take the deal just cause there told there gonna lose ..it sucks for those that dont have the funds to hire there own attorneys , to me the biggest joke of all is the court appointed attorneys , if they want to climb the ladder they have to work with the DA in anyway he wishes them to do .. have a great day mate .

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 21 2007, 10:06 PM

Two things:

first of all, my comment doesn't apply to traffic court, because I think that is the biggest exploitation of the court system as we know it and totally believe that money, politics, and time play a big role in the bullshit that happens there.

Secondly, you said your nephew pled to a lesser charge, but then also that he was acquited. Did they decide to go to trial after all? usually when you plea bargain, you have to plead guilty. Also, involuntary manslaughter is usually associated with killing someone by accident when you may or may not have been doing something you shouldn't have been... oftentimes it is related to a driving infraction. Was that the case with your nephew? Just curious.

I see your point about the American way being to think a person is guilty before proven innocent as you say in your last comment... but I still don't think that's the case. it think the American PEOPLE are manipulated by the media into believing what they want you to believe... in all things, not just trials. Look at the OJ trial. that was a media frenzy. the whole world believed he was guilty before the trial even began. there were tons of things "leaked" by the press that wasn't even real evidence. When in fact, there was not sufficient evidence to prove a man guilty that most of the world was convinced had committed the crimes. That situation alone perhaps supports both our opinions. I believe the media influences the American public and rely on my faith in our judical system, and you say that the American way is guilty till proven innocent. I think I'm looking at the American way as the judicial system and you are looking at the American way from the pulic's point of view.

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 21 2007, 10:12 PM

I guess I never thought about how it would work in a small town. A lot of small-town judges don't necessarily have the legal background to instill the importance of the impartiality their job demands. and I'm sure it happens in big cities too, but I would say much less often as the judgeship competition is much stronger.

I used to work in the Chicago court system. I was an impartial party present for many, many depostions, hearings, arbitrations, and trials... both civil and criminal. and I can tell you that of the countless judges, ADAs, and defense attorneys i've worked with, each and every one of them has their own way of doing things... but I can tell you without a doubt that when any one of them applied the facts to the law, it all worked out the way it should have. I can also guarantee you that many of the judges has opinions of the defendants' guilt/innocence. But when it came to making rules of law (ie, ruling on objections, motions, etc.) that those decisions were made according to the law and not their opinions.

Anyway. I've likely rambled on to the point where I've forgotten my point. So i should probably shut up now and stare at boobs.

cheers

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 22 2007, 12:00 AM

Ay Curumba!

Posted by: belicked6924 Aug 22 2007, 05:36 AM

Is that the kind of stuff getting sent in pm's now? No wonder all the girls don't want to get pm'd.

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 22 2007, 08:50 AM

I think you got my point , and I got yours as well , so lets move on ..

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 22 2007, 08:51 AM

IM sure thats what comes in your Pm's ... summons and appeals to leave the ladies alone ...

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 22 2007, 11:10 AM

yeah, it's been a while since I've posted a bobaloo-length post. I figured I'd just go for it.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 23 2007, 12:33 AM

Oh yeah you did... and some!

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 23 2007, 10:11 AM

I don't know what got in to me. It must have been the one 15-minute period a year I was sober.

Posted by: morse Aug 23 2007, 10:22 AM

I really don,t think I,d like to live in the USA, If thats a fair representation of your legal system. You should be innocent until proven guilty, rather like me, innocent as a new born lamb, and pure, as the driven snow.

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 23 2007, 10:28 AM

I just wrote paragraph-lentgh posts explaining that in the US you ARE innocent until proven guilty. At least as far as the law is concerned.

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 23 2007, 01:26 PM

Id like to taste your pureness ...

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 24 2007, 02:13 AM

Damn that's rough... how was it?

Posted by: phoenix Aug 24 2007, 09:27 AM

Not according to the Prat 3d.

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 24 2007, 09:51 AM

he is right by law you are innocent until proven guilty , my point was you may not be if the people issuing the law are not of the right mind set .. which in the little areas of the country that is the case most of the time .

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 24 2007, 10:45 AM

Longest 15 minutes of my life.

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 24 2007, 02:16 PM

and here we thought it was the 2 minutes with Jrock .

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 24 2007, 03:38 PM

No. that was the longest two minutes of YOUR life.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 24 2007, 05:32 PM

Poor bastard... have a beer






HEY-OH!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 24 2007, 05:50 PM

Way ahead of ya. It is Friday evening for me and I've got about 5 minutes till I'm out of work. (which means I'm on beer No. 6 already... this hour)

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 24 2007, 06:09 PM

It's Saturday AM and Im just easing my way into the day

im only on 5

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 25 2007, 11:43 AM

Only 5? I think you need to wake up earlier.

Which reminds me of a quote from a famous guy who likely was an alcholic:

I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 27 2007, 01:52 AM

Ooooh that's a good quote, im stealing it!

Posted by: allnaturalguy Aug 27 2007, 08:01 AM

Innocent as a newborn lamb, and pure as the driven snow? morse? Is this really morse or did somebody hijack this most awesomely sexy creature that I've cum to be proud of my association with? Is it an alien abduction or just not enough alcohol?

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 27 2007, 11:33 AM

Here's one that's even better:

New Year's resolutions: Something we can do that underweight people who don't drinnk or smoke can't.

Posted by: morse Aug 28 2007, 08:43 AM

Can you have too much alcohol? Wasn,t that really a Martian that had his wicked way with me?

Posted by: allnaturalguy Aug 29 2007, 04:42 AM

I've always thought that falling down along with slurred words meant that you were off to a good start. Blacking out just means you have to pace yourself. God, I only hope for your sake that it was a Martian that had his way with you. Did his dick get bigger every time he hit his forehead? If so, then you got lucky. Hopefully, it wasn't a Venusian, they've barely discovered trash cans according to Mork from Ork. If it was a Venusian, then he would have been very interested in licking your feet until you blacked out or pissed yourself from laughing too hard. Only YOU will ever know morse my love.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 29 2007, 06:32 AM

Not as good but still a keeper

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 29 2007, 11:23 AM

ah, just wait. You'll come to appreciate it on New Year's day.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 30 2007, 04:09 AM

Ohh I get it, I get jokes

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 30 2007, 09:44 AM

I would never admit that about Bobs though ..

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 30 2007, 06:39 PM

There's lots of things you won't admit here.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 31 2007, 12:01 AM

beastiality for one?

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 31 2007, 09:07 AM

well hell no .. would you ?

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 31 2007, 02:24 PM

There's that, his homosexuality, his mythical babysitter, and his fictitous neighbor with the fake boobs he bought her



Well, unlike you, I have nothing to admit in that area, but thanks for your concern

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 31 2007, 04:57 PM

keep telling yourself that , someday you might even convince the dog ...

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 3 2007, 02:18 AM

Yeah... we all had a good laugh at those

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 3 2007, 12:29 PM

aint it great .....

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 4 2007, 12:07 AM

"aint" WHAT great exactly?

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 5 2007, 08:27 AM

well it sure isnt you

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 6 2007, 12:17 AM

yeah... good one

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 7 2007, 09:40 AM

what good one ?

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 7 2007, 11:37 AM

I'll fill in 3d's next post:

"I know you are but what am I"

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 7 2007, 01:26 PM

I always knew you wanted to be me ... were back to that obsession of yours again .. drink 3 beers , take the empty bottles break them over your temple , it will either change your atttiude or kill ya , either way it has got to help .

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 7 2007, 06:13 PM

He'd have to look up the spelling on a few of the longer words

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 11 2007, 10:30 AM

or refer back to some of your msitakes .

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 11 2007, 01:21 PM

did it work for you?

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 12 2007, 01:18 AM

less than 1% is a good strike rate brother

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 14 2007, 04:49 PM

NO you ducked ...


but the beer was cold ..