Here's a joke for you all. Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven. at the gates, St Peter gives him a jacket made of bronze. While walking around in heaven, Bill saw a man wearing a jacket made of Gold. So he goes back to St. Peter. "Why Have I got a jacket made of bronze? I've seen one man walking around with a gold one" Bill asked St Peter. "Ah, that's the captain of the titanic" replied St peter. "So, the captain of the captain gets a gold jacket, and a man who revolutionised the way we live, work and play and transact business only get's a bronze jacket? What's happening here!? I created Microsoft and the windows operating system! This is Mad" shouted bill "Well," said Saint Peter, "the titanic only crashed once"
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