Sarcasm? Moi?

I'll do that, thanks!

And I always follow the rules...I'm a good girl that way

Fabulous pictures, Bet!!

Thanks, fellas!

I just realized I didn't follow the correct "format" for posting a 411....forgot to put my name in the title...

Is there a board mod who can fix that? (I can't seem to do it myself...)

Heya! Just got here a little while ago, so I am, as they say, a noob. I stumbled across this site I don't know how...I was clearly traveling the back roads of the internet, at any rate . I must say I am a sucker for fun and active message boards...I think this message board is what separates this site from the rest.

Anyway, this is supposed to be about me, right? Or, as us canucks allegedly say, "aboot" me. I won't ramble on about my hobbies or my pet cat (although my cat is VERY cute!)...just thought I'd share the reason why I decided to post my picture.

As a gal with, shall we say, modestly-sized breasts, I've always had trouble loving my boobies as much as all boobies deserve to be loved. In fact, when I younger, I refused to take off my shirt in front of any guy I was intimate with.

I've come a long way since then.....but I still haven't got to that place of unconditional self-boobie love. This is part of my project towards that end. I figure if I can put my girls out there in the cold, harsh, internet light and still feel OK...well, then, I'm OK.

Now before you start thinking you've accidentally tuned into the Dr Phil show, not to worry, this post will soon be over .

Anyway, I'm glad to be here!

p.s. plus, I like a nice-looking breast as much as the next person...and there are some very, very nice-looking ones here!!

Of course...my apologies, big boy

Message board envy - it's worse than penis envy!

Hah! Don't hate them because they're beautiful...

FYI: I now have to go hunt down some ceasar salad to eat. Yum.

My sister met Angelina once (she came into the restaurant my sis manages)...my sis says she is even more gorgerous in person.

I wonder if Brad and Angie sit there in bed together, thinking "God, we're the two most beautiful people in the face of the earth! Millions would kill to witness us have sex! Let's fuck and make the most beautiful babies imaginable!"

I wonder if they think that?

Well, we can dream...

Brad Pitt has nuthin on you! (Except maybe Angelina...)

Two blondes do make a right!

Hm...dang you, Gnappster - you got my imagination going now!

Did I say I was disgusted? The pants-down-flasher look is HAWT! Hahaha.

Yes, I always toss my hair and thrust my ass out when I am work, sitting on the can. My office bathroom is a SUPER sexy environment - it gets me sooo hot

p.s. Punkette, will you marry me? Same sex marriage is legal in Canada now!

Fab mental image, that

It's only a matter of time before I point the camera below the belt..all in due time, all in due time

Hah - Sneaky!

Actually, the other day I was in the ladies and I noticed these little holes in the wall...it's probably nothing, but still...

No one has EVER called me that before!

I don't normally have naked pictures of my co-workers in my posession, but I'll see what I can scare up.

Seriously, I am green with envy over Punkette's bod. She is just perfect, IMHO.

Yes, he really knew how to sweep me off my feet (actually, it did; I'm a sucker for a sarcastic sense of humour).

My beef curtains are decent, I think. I've never had any serious complaints!

Meat flaps! Yesss, haha. I once got a note from a secret admirer that said, simply, "I love your meat flaps."

It was so romantic.

She looks like a girl I work with...but it's not her (I think).

Ah, to be 19 again...

Colour me guilty!

Really, it was just an excuse to use the the term "beef curtains."

Yes...that, or I made it up....

I think I got here by using this thing called a "computer."