Do the drapes still match the carpet? Hey, sexy girl, hope you're enjoying the long weekend.

Wow, I can see why they were so happy! You a definitely a keeper, I hope you stick around and show-off that beautiful body for a long time.

I wish I was the guy standing there with the hose.

I think wet t shirts are one of the best inventions of the 20th century. I don't know who invented the idea, but you've perfected it.

I see this beauty is in the house. All nice to see you here. One of the best tans on RMM, and the rest ain't bad either!

I was kinda hoping when the husband got home and found he had to put a table together that he didn't want her to buy in the first place, that maybe a kick in the ass would appropriate. I hope he was really pissed. He probably came home thinking he was going to eat dinner, opens the garage door and there's his old table right in the middle of the bay. Then, instead of dinner, his wife hands him a box cutter and a pair of pliers. I'd have paid to seen it.

Look at Natalie getting dirty. And her T-shirt has mud all over it too.

Here's what I hate. I'm delivering this expensive dining room table to this ladies house. I quoted two figures, one for delivery, one for setting it up. So first she has us take the old table out to the garage (not part of the deal) then we bring in the pedestal that the table bolts on to. Now this table is in a huge box that we're gonna break open in the driveway, then bring it in piece by piece and assemble it. So she says to me, "I changed my mind, I don't want to pay to have it assembled, just take it out of the box and set the top on the pedestal. And take away all the cardboard" I'm tell her if I take it out of the box, she's paying for the assembly. She tells me her husband will put it together just bring in the box and lean it against the wall. The box is probably close to three hundred pounds but we get it into the dining room. Here's where it gets good. She tells me she changed her mind again now she wants to have us put it together. I'm pissed. I tell her that if I was gonna put it together,I'd have opened the box in the driveway. So for the next fifteen minutes she goes back and forth changing her mind FOUR times until we just said "Lady, we've got to leave" She was still yakking as we drove off. How can anyone so clueless even get thru the day. When I told the store manager where she bought the table about it, she told me the ladies husband called her after his wife bought the table, screaming that she shouldn't have sold it to her. He couldn't beleive his wife paid so much for a table and that anyone who sold it should have known that. If they put their heads together I bet I could take them both out with one bullet.

Some guy last year? Who you don't know? I couldn't think how someone like this could even sway your opinion one iota. Mini porn stars? I guess if that's a label you're comfortable with there's nothing wrong with it. But to have some numbnuts suggest it, than have you actually consider it, that's another thing entirely.

Nice bump. It's always a pleasent surprise to see a woman post a hot picture in another womans' thread. I clicked on expecting to just read a comment about Natalies hottness, and there's summoner falling out of her bra. Two sexy women in one thread is (If that isn't a word, it should be)

Practice, practice practice. Let us be the judges of what hots and whats not. Fer, you can't take a bad picture as far as I'm concerned.

Good, because I didn't want to be posting in the wrong thread. Bondi might start thinking of me as a board-whore. (Now that's irony)

We've been in your other thread. You're certainly hot enough to have two threads but don't forget what head us guys are using to think with as we try to keep up with you. It ain't easy being horny, it's a full time thing.

Wow, four for the price of one. I love the deal I'm getting on your thread. It's almost like a strip tease, only better. Because they're you and you know how to turn a guy on. These pictures are proof of that.

Sure, that's irony. I hope the bastard found the irony in it himself, while he carried his gas can down the highway.

It should NEVER go without saying.I know how all the blood can leave your head for parts down below, but when a hottie like Natalie posts a picture for us to enjoy,......wait a minute, what was I saying.

So I take it you two are in agreement with me about the tastiness of a certain young ladies fine looking nips?

Here's something that happened to me that I think fits in this thread:
I was hitchhiking on the interstate, standing in the breakdown lane with my thumb out. This car pulls over about 30-40 yards ahead. As I start to jog towards it, the car pulls ahead another 30-40 yards. This dickwad is just pulling my chain and has no intention of giving me a ride. Now that I'm 80 yards further up the road, I decide to walk up to the next exit and get a bite to eat. The dickwad is still over on the shoulder, but now he's just crawling along. Then, a couple of minutes after, he stops and I catch up to him. He ran out of gas. The whole time I've had my thumb out, and just as I get past his car, a van pulls over and gives me a ride. The van driver thought I was a passenger of the stopped car and was stopping to give me a ride to the gas station. I told him what had happened, told him where I was heading and he dropped me not far from there. I hope the driver of the car had to stand there for hours after I "caught" his ride.

Exactly what I thought I was seeing. Instead of being in the "Top Melons" thread, those boobs belong in a thread all their own, "The Most Awesome Pair on the Internet".

Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lopez. Sandra Bullock is a hottie.But other than being rich and beautiful, they're no different. They put they're panties on one leg at a time (except Jennifer Lopez, who doesn't wear any)

I'm post 25 and so far this post is picture-free. And the thread above this one also didn't contain a single picture. If this keeps up, I'm gonna have to get out my ticket book and start issuing citations. This far into a "Sex Talk" thread and not even a hint of Shas's lovely boobs. We can do better than this folks.

Blurry? I can hardly make out what this picture is. If I had to guess, I'd say a fine looking pair of tits capped with a pair of extra tasty looking nipples. But that's just a guess, probably be a good idea to post another one to clear up any confusion.

Steven Wright, George Carlin, Chris Rock.
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked

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Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

It used to be "The butler did it.", but this is the 21st century so now it's "The nanny did it". Women have come a long way, I'm glad they're finally getting their recognition in conspiracy theories.

"And now back to our regularly scheduled program, 'Hard Nipples'"