but unfortunately im off to take the dogs for a swim.....

ttfn!

not entirely...just wandered off for a bit.....

or we laugh real hard cuz when karma takes a chunk outta some douche bags ass...its generally a fucking riot!!!!

OMFG....

brilliant!!!!!

now theres an interesting offer.....

no i guess not.....love it when i just walk right into those.....

Thanks hun....just came across this one too....

a tasty treat

a better shot for that....

Pink

sounds good to me hun....

My Backside....Come & Get It....

[quote=killerrabbit,Aug 16 2007, 03:10 AM]
She's been slacking, so here you go

thanks honey...always got my back....

youre forgiven love...and i think i got this linking thing down....but you tell me...

One of my faves

Thanks boys....new computer, file moving and whatnot and im rooting through pics..ill get some up...i swear....

and im sure i can oblidge the not nice request...hehehe....

A man and a woman are sitting at a bar during Happy Hour....

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"

shenanigans!!!!!!

dances

That is funny...

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them
instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!!

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!


Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't
take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?


Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?


You're not very good at this, are you? < B>


Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT
use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another
1000 . Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10 What is the total?

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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.


If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely
not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... M aybe.


Fourth Question:

Mary's father has! five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What
is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!


Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating
the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the
shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses;
how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.

So how'd ya do?!?!?! not as smart as you thought you were...huh?

Pimp of the Year Awards...

omg...are you really?
the flys...got you

nymphomaniac

Dukes of Hazzard

kill hannah...lips like morphine

ohhh, very nice! making me miss the 4ft Graffix....

bubbler