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post Aug 12 2005, 09:05 PM
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Have had many variations on a theme which most girls will be familiar with (and probably written by some of our rougish gentlemen visitors here!!), but this one was fairly succinct!

"ya my gf is gonna fuck you over with her virgin strap on while you suck me hard"


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post Aug 12 2005, 09:27 PM
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post Aug 12 2005, 09:34 PM
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i guess it's better than having her suck on the strap-on though, right? unsure.gif

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post Aug 12 2005, 09:41 PM
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post Aug 13 2005, 12:39 AM
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lol nice avatar mez tongue.gif
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post Aug 13 2005, 12:49 AM
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i could write "narazbad" down my wang for you if you want...

oh wait, that's right... not a chance in hell, sorry dude

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post Aug 13 2005, 01:11 AM
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i think your a little too small for my name to fit tongue.gif


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post Aug 13 2005, 01:15 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 13 2005, 12:11 AM)
i think your a little too small for my name to fit tongue.gif
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i'm not saying i am, i'm not saying i'm not... i'm just very curious as to why you're hiding in the bushes outside some random guys place smilio04.gif


(and i thought you said you liked my "one eyed freak" laughing-smiley-014.gif ahh, i love the random connections)


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post Aug 13 2005, 03:02 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 13 2005, 12:39 AM)
lol nice avatar mez tongue.gif
everyone gets a custom avatar but me! maybe i should ask vixen for one...tongue.gif
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Dude...i want an avatar like that too!...lol
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post Aug 14 2005, 03:23 AM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 12 2005, 12:18 PM)
...unless it's johnfreak peeing on kiana's leg...

(making random thread connections... )
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I like the cross-thread reference! One for those who scour all the boards 2thumbs.gif


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post Aug 15 2005, 01:01 PM
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I would like to say i get weird pm's from the hot girls on this site requesting all sorts of weird fetish stuff, but sadly that isn't so.

I have gotten weird pm's from guys who thought I was the girl in my old avatar wanting to "get to know me" better, but I think I deleted those. Needless to say, when I informed them that I was a dude, I never heard from them again lol.


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post Aug 15 2005, 08:46 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 15 2005, 12:01 PM)
I have gotten weird pm's from guys who thought I was the girl in my old avatar wanting to "get to know me" better, but I think I deleted those. Needless to say, when I informed them that I was a dude, I never heard from them again lol.
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lmao... what a coincidence, i have several pm's from girls who thought i was hotj and thought i had fantastic boobs...

apparently there are more than several bi-curious women on this site... who knew? unsure.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif


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post Aug 16 2005, 01:15 AM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 15 2005, 08:46 PM)
apparently there are more than several bi-curious women on this site... who knew?  confused-smiley-013.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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More likely men posing as women chasing a woman that was a man.... oldest trick in the book!


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post Aug 16 2005, 01:19 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 16 2005, 12:15 AM)
More likely men posing as women chasing a woman that was a man.... oldest trick in the book!
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wait, what are you saying again mr. (or is it ms.) "my name is bondi, just look at my boobs" smilio04.gif

(i really hope everyone fully appreciates both the irony and sarcasm of that)


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post Aug 16 2005, 01:24 AM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 16 2005, 01:19 AM)
wait, what are you saying again mr. (or is it ms.) "my name is bondi, just look at my boobs"  smilio04.gif

(i really hope everyone fully appreciates both the irony and sarcasm of that)
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Im afraid u have lost me in several directions unsure.gif


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post Aug 16 2005, 01:26 AM
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don't worry... we'll chalk it up to your mind not working so well after spending the last few minutes ogling boobs food-smiley-004.gif

...or maybe it's b/c you're on the underside of the world so you're always upside down laughing-smiley-017.gif


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post Aug 16 2005, 01:27 AM
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you guys make it so damned hard to read the forums...


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post Aug 16 2005, 01:30 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 16 2005, 01:27 AM)
you guys make it so damned hard to read the forums...
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Your reading the what now? haha

Jrock... what I meant is that dont be suprised that if those 'women' you PM'd you thinking u were a lady, weren't really men themselves. Some sick dudes pose as ladies, chat to ladies in a bi sexual/lesbian way and get their kicks! U Dig?


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post Aug 16 2005, 01:32 AM
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yeah...you know how much lesbianisim turns guys on....ive also had it before where a guy talked to me online, acting as a girl, and tried getting with me like that....scary shit man


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post Aug 16 2005, 01:32 AM
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yeah, i get it... it was just that you gave that explanation, but anyone you send a message to has the first impression being the pic of hotj's boobs w/your name on them so they might think you're doing the same thing...

...the irony/sarcasm came from the fact that i was the first one to have such an emoticon...

goddamit... fuck it!... let's go back to the boobies!! 08.gif


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post Aug 16 2005, 01:36 AM
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fuck it... boobies! boobies! boobies! 08.gif 08.gif 08.gif


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post Aug 16 2005, 11:46 AM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 16 2005, 01:26 AM)
don't worry... we'll chalk it up to your mind not working so well after spending the last few minutes ogling boobs  food-smiley-004.gif

...or maybe it's b/c you're on the underside of the world so you're always upside down  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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i've always wondered that too! if u aussies are on the bottom of the world, how come u don't fall off? blink.gif


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post Aug 16 2005, 01:56 PM
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Boobies??? What are they???? unsure.gif




*****AHHHHHHHH!!!! Paybarraman has finally lost it!!! He's been sooo long without actually looking at or touching or fondling a real breast for real that he's forgotten what they are!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.....SOMEONE HELP THIS POOR BASTARD!!!!!*****


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post Aug 16 2005, 02:43 PM
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uhhhh.....no


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post Aug 17 2005, 02:29 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 16 2005, 11:46 AM)
i've always wondered that too! if u aussies are on the bottom of the world, how come u don't fall off?  blink.gif
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Havent you ever pondered the fact that it is the Aussies who are actually on top of the world and it is you guys more toward the bottom?


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look at space dude...were on top tongue.gif


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post Aug 17 2005, 03:09 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 17 2005, 02:42 AM)
look at space dude...were on top tongue.gif
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Well that just proves the aliens will attack you first!

Oh and tell Gnappy the reason we dont fall of is a little thing called Gravity!


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post Aug 17 2005, 03:22 AM
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lol...yay for aliens....they are funny tongue.gif


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post Aug 17 2005, 03:24 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 17 2005, 03:22 AM)
lol...yay for aliens....they are funny tongue.gif
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You being a nerd would be right into that shit right?


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absolutely....i am a fuckin nerd man...*cough* does that turn any of you girls on? *cough*


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