No I don't see what you mean, your underlying point is your displeased with what you have. Maybe you have a somewhat negative opinion about your different size and shaped melons. The thing is, you are the only one who cares about that. No one else cares. Don't hyperfocuse on something that no one else cares about. We, 99% of all guys, would love to enjoy your melons just as they are. Absolutely fantastic! Love what you have hun, they are fantastic !